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[–]simoncommands 312 points313 points ago

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all i can say is: Bad Photoshop!

[–]Nezzox 44 points45 points ago

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However, I would like to see this balloon for real,,.

[–]-J-P- 13 points14 points ago

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I want to believe.

[–]oncefive 0 points1 point ago

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If everyone that upvoted gave a dollar we might be able to pull this off.

[–]BadPhotoshop 149 points150 points ago

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What? I didn't do it.

[–]jawneeb 14 points15 points ago

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Out of the woodwork after 10 months for this one comment. That's patience.

[–]oncefive 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted for your commitment to the cause.

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[–]Nezzox 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, you see the light contour around the "balloon".

[–]bojangl 15 points16 points ago

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Also the pixels

[–]phenomite1 1 point2 points ago

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etc

[–]beh5036 0 points1 point ago

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oh god, the pixels!

[–]rvweber 11 points12 points ago

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That's no photoshop...I took that girl home last night. Meth is a hell of a drug.

[–]ISLANDking -1 points0 points ago

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Makes you do all kinds of fat women with a smile on your face like you just scored BIG

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Butt so funny, too.

[–]mrbagoo 0 points1 point ago

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but funny one

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

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No, it just looks like someone light a fire under her butt.

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[–]simoncommands 1 point2 points ago

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well that´s just plain disgusting... and a Bad Photoshop (the skin tones are way of)

[–]Abdullah-Oblongata 0 points1 point ago

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I can't fap to that

[–]spinozasrobot 122 points123 points ago

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You think that's bad... you should see how the let the air out.

[–]andash 11 points12 points ago

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Queef. I love that word...

[–]InfinitePower 19 points20 points ago

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Weird, I absolutely despise it.

[–]andash 4 points5 points ago

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Alright, love is a strong word :p

[–]icanhazausername 0 points1 point ago

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Also used for turbo boost.

[–]majikmixx 23 points24 points ago

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Dat gas!

[–]TheCannon 13 points14 points ago

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That thing springs a leak and we're all fucked.

[–]big_tuna2 -5 points-4 points ago

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I like what you did there.

[–]crono1224 10 points11 points ago

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That's a big-ass balloon or that's a big ass-balloon.

[–]kremmy -1 points0 points ago

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It's both!

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[–]zr-rifle 16 points17 points ago

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C'mon. That's blown out of proportion...

[–]BatGuano 15 points16 points ago

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It gets a rise out of me.

[–]birthdayboy6 7 points8 points ago

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Don't let him burst your bubble

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 5 points6 points ago

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He's full of hot air anyway.

[–]netgamer7 3 points4 points ago

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You guys crack me up!

[–]jjme 5 points6 points ago

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I'm just sick of being the butt of the joke.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 5 points6 points ago

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Don't become a basket case over it.

[–]netgamer7 -3 points-2 points ago

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Puns get me fired up

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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First pun unrelated to hot air balloon.

[–]tyrsson 8 points9 points ago*

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My father wanted to design an envelope like this and name it "The Crack of Don." Don is our balloon pilot.

Edit: For those who don't know, balloon pilots are unable to fly without crews. Saying that Don is our balloon pilot is like a member of the New York Giants saying that Eli Manning is "our quarterback." We're his crew; he's our pilot.

[–]Sohda 1 point2 points ago

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well laa-te-daa with your own private baloon pilot!

[–]Rockytriton 4 points5 points ago

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I can't help but wonder what the other side looks like....

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[–]sd8u234h 8 points9 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you are the first person in history to fap to a hot air balloon. Congratulations.

[–]Inquisitor1 1 point2 points ago

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Why, balloon was hot after all. It's not like he fapped to an ugly air balloon.

[–]rmm45177 0 points1 point ago

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Well he probably isn't the first person in history to fap in a hot air balloon.

Or fap into a hot air balloon.

[–]funkengruven88 0 points1 point ago

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I take it you have never heard of inflation fetishists...

[–]vgasmo 2 points3 points ago

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Gas is going in the wrong direction

[–]shady8x 2 points3 points ago

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Relax, it's just some people getting high.

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 2 points3 points ago

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Fire in the hole!

[–]thetoastmonster 1 point2 points ago

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Someone must have cropped out the Worth1000 tag.

[–]cport1 1 point2 points ago

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Crop horribly... it's fine I'll just add outer glow!

[–]mightystu 1 point2 points ago

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That is one hot-ass balloon.

[–]iSteve 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit! Can you imagine that floating serenely overhead?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Every now and then I forget the internet can be a lie

[–]pencil_turd 1 point2 points ago

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talk about "hot" air rising :P

[–]DarlingDestruction 1 point2 points ago

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Puts new meaning to the phrase "light a fire under that ass," or any variation thereof.

[–]PaulGriffin 1 point2 points ago

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Well that is one way to have smoke blown up your ass.

[–]sggrant323 1 point2 points ago

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The fuck is awesome.

[–]gibson1963 1 point2 points ago

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Does this outfit make my balloon look to big?!

[–]zeroesandones 1 point2 points ago

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That is deliciously classy.

[–]shaymoss 1 point2 points ago

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Fire crotch.

[–]iluvreddit 1 point2 points ago

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A hot ass full of hot gas.

[–]funklamella 4 points5 points ago

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Just because Photoshop can be used doesn't mean it should be.

[–]spaznuski 2 points3 points ago

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All I can say is: Man the harpoons....

[–]Exducer 1 point2 points ago

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What a bummer.

[–]DoTheDew 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for the emphasis. We might not have got it otherwise.

[–]Exducer 2 points3 points ago

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I'm happy to aid the short sighted.

[–]Mr_Tulip 1 point2 points ago

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DAT ASS

[–]imdoingyourmom 8 points9 points ago

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DAT GAS

[–]neighborcat1-scratch 0 points1 point ago

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I would not fly in something that has so often let me down.

[–]jazum 0 points1 point ago

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awsomness

[–]shadrad 0 points1 point ago

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thats one giant ass hot air balloon

[–]monacelli 0 points1 point ago

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I lick this a lot.

[–]Mellowde 0 points1 point ago

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Still fappable.

[–]spendy 0 points1 point ago

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i think this is the route that nasa is taking to the moon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whose ass is that?

[–]TheBigNasty 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]itsbigboss 0 points1 point ago

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The woop has been shooped

[–]Sisaac 0 points1 point ago

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This is obviously shopped. I can tell by the pixels and that i've seen a few shops in my life.

[–]superdude4agze 0 points1 point ago

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Word boner initiated.

[–]seamonkee 0 points1 point ago

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I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way.

[–]OfficialPdubs 0 points1 point ago

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I'd ride that balloon so hard

[–]SonOfASwitch 0 points1 point ago

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F*CK A DUCK.

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[–]SonOfASwitch 0 points1 point ago

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]bobloco76 0 points1 point ago

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You are freaky in a wonderful way..... just please don't shop a zepplin or a rocket ship.

[–]dickdog75 0 points1 point ago

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nice ass!

[–]r0unak 0 points1 point ago

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You sick sick bastard!

[–]bigfruitbasket 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like my ex-wife. God, how I don't miss her.

[–]curiousmentok 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed my ass off for some reason. Never going to grow up fully.

[–]mdgeistix 0 points1 point ago

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Fra-gee-lay. What is that, Italian?

[–]StarvingAfricanKid 0 points1 point ago

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reddit; I am disappoint! I came here to see who would post the following!
"I like big butts and I can't deny..."

[–]MrMustard 0 points1 point ago

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That's not WTF, that's art! Philistine!

[–]coprolite_hobbyist 0 points1 point ago

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why is there no fire crotch comment?

[–]lexysharps 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see a problem here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not safe for work, but safe up in the sky for the whole world to grimace at.

[–]DasKalk 0 points1 point ago

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It's a photoshop, I can tell from the pixels.

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

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Preparation H ad?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd.

[–]fangsby 0 points1 point ago

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"We could float among the stars together, you and I

For we can fly... we can flyyyyy!!!!!!

Up, up and away

In my beautiful, my beautiful...Oh sweet mother of God!!!..."

[–]oncefive 0 points1 point ago

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One of my first thoughts: "Is that how they circulate porn in the midwest?" Stupid? Maybe... lol

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point ago

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Photoshop.

[–]qda 1 point2 points ago

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Can you tell by the pixels?

[–]DoTheDew 1 point2 points ago

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As the top comment from 5 hours ago clearly states, but good job anyhow.

[–]Syntexz -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty bad photoshop really, look at the edge of the balloon.

[–]mukeshitt -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like the designer was half way done with making the balloon look like boobies, before he said fuck that I am going to make ass-sets.

[–]thehipstertoad -1 points0 points ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]daebat -1 points0 points ago

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nice ass.

[–]hill_watcher -1 points0 points ago

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Hasn't been said in a while, so

DAT ASS