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[–]Puggleky 10 points11 points ago

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Now, I elevate.

[–]drummer_86 0 points1 point ago

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Roland W - Elevate ft. Nate Dogg

[–]vivvav 4 points5 points ago

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Oh God.
I fucking hate the Dupont Circle escalator. I can't imagine having to walk manually all the way up that thing with no assistance from the escalator.

[–]bcardarella 0 points1 point ago

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It was broken for a few weeks two years ago, I lived in SE and would take the metro to Dupont to go to Whole Foods on P st. I eventually found a better route (I was new in the city) but carrying groceries down that escalator sucked.

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, I've been on some subway escalators that would've been hellish to walk up. Especially for a fat bloke like me.

[–]flutterkick 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes you just got to relevent to let out some steam.

[–]njadelvis[!] 0 points1 point ago

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also relevant. Just goes to show that escalators are not fail-safe.

[–]CapNRoddy 0 points1 point ago

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I can't be the only one completely sick of this dynamic typography things.

[–]gingeraffe 1 point2 points ago

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Never again am I going to "take the elevator". From now on, I elevate.

[–]CapNRoddy 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry for the convenience

[–]jpcorner 0 points1 point ago

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It must've been the crunchiest of crunch times for this particular issue.

[–]kungfustu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]imm318 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ittakesacrane 0 points1 point ago

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Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

  • Mitch Hedberg

[–]Xenc -1 points0 points ago

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