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[–]Backupusername 119 points120 points ago

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[–]vth0mas 94 points95 points ago

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"He may be dead."

"He maybe did what?"

[–]gottalovethatussr 7 points8 points ago

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Maybe he did or maybe he didn't but what did he maybe do?

[–]kitchlol 6 points7 points ago

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Are you guys fucking with me?

[–]JohnnyCashed 2 points3 points ago

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Ohhh.... Oh..

[–]turbofast 13 points14 points ago

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[–]tight_butthole 0 points1 point ago

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Hey what was that one thing he used to say?

[–]Doorknobz 38 points39 points ago

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But the video would never make it to the front page. No. Reddit wouldn't allow that. No way.

[–]MananWho 9 points10 points ago

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Because the image is probably viewable by people at work and people in situations where they can't use audio.

Sure the video may be a more enjoyable format for this, but the image/text is far more accessible.

[–]MaxxS 9 points10 points ago

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The solution to that is do your fucking work at work. Browse /r/funny at home.

[–]nanowerx 2 points3 points ago

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I do not understand this foreign concept...

[–]powatom 6 points7 points ago

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I see Captain Killjoy made it to the party...

[–]MaxxS 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Killjoy's the one who wants to see a video in image form because they don't want to get fired.

[–]LuxNocte -2 points-1 points ago

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  1. Click this
  2. Click the green button somewhere on the right of the page. --->
  3. Profit.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Oi, You miakin' fun ov' uus keewwees are ya' ?

[–]Backupusername 14 points15 points ago

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You guys are basically the most hated people in this country.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Australians ?

[–]luciferin 8 points9 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]almondmilk 5 points6 points ago

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U mad as, bro?

[–]PrestonBroadus 2 points3 points ago

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He may have subtley mocked your accent.

[–]DockD 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is this?

[–]spikey666 1 point2 points ago

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Season 2, Episode 1 "A Good Opportunity".

[–]furrybeaver 0 points1 point ago

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yir did, not yir mum? yis.

[–]TheRiff -3 points-2 points ago

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I cannot understand a single word they are saying. It's in English, right?

[–]iainmf[!] 28 points29 points ago

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Mom Mum

FTFY

[–]Forthewolfx 24 points25 points ago

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Guys, you cant steal cushions!

It was just a really nice cushion

Return it, okay? You'd feel bad. Every time someone came along and said " Oh, nice cushion " you'd be like " yeah..."

[–]then_do_it_again 71 points72 points ago

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no, no - you're not supposed to put the joke in the title!

[–]Hxtra[S] 17 points18 points ago

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What you did, It is there, And I see it.

[–]ChipChase 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ThisNameIsOriginal 0 points1 point ago

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I like this new take on the joke. I like it a lot.

[–]Mechamonkee 3 points4 points ago

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[–]elkranger01 18 points19 points ago

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some women like men, some are lesbians, femident toothpaste....

[–]VotumSeparatum 4 points5 points ago

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You're a woman and you love to weave. You're a woman, you've got womens' needs.

[–]Ribsduff 13 points14 points ago*

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Bret. Present!

[–]EverGlow89 14 points15 points ago

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Britt? Like Brittney?

[–]nonsensical_zombie 8 points9 points ago

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No.. it's Bret.

Brit?

Yeah, Bret.

[–]PotatoGirl 13 points14 points ago

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<3 FOTC

[–]TheFeedski 8 points9 points ago

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What show is this from? And does it always make funny jokes like this?

[–]Eshry 37 points38 points ago

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Flight of the Conchords, they're from New Zealand. It's an amazing show.

[–]Truesday 0 points1 point ago

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Which episode is this? I don't remember this.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Season 2 Episode 1

[–]jaesin 14 points15 points ago

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Funny jokes, AND funny songs.

[–]Seefor 0 points1 point ago

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If you've been on reddit for some time you must at some point have seen this referenced when people get teary:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGes7FDmHAM

Another awesome song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdglSCYkPnk

[–]Forthewolfx 0 points1 point ago

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Here is the episode, they put it on funny or die: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c48f423bdf/season-2-online-premiere-flight-of-the-conchords-from-flight-of-the-conchords

Hope you love it as much as I do!

[–]Mitch_NZ 6 points7 points ago

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Mum, not mom.

[–]jacobtaylor1987 5 points6 points ago

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They misspelt 'Mum'.

[–]Dragzorath 2 points3 points ago

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Nice repost.

[–]omfgcows 5 points6 points ago

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It's Keitha. Loik Keith but wid an a ad de end

[–]thelawnz 1 point2 points ago

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Me mum says I sound like Mariylyn Monroe.

[–]GrannyWeatherwax 1 point2 points ago

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Of course his mom wouldn't he doesn't have a mom.

[–]insertcitationhere 1 point2 points ago

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repost!

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points ago

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that looks like the breakfast club library.

cept more windows and less ugly sculpture.

[–]nahhan18 1 point2 points ago

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My mom was with me when I bought the CD from the first season, I put it in the car as soon as I could rip the package open. I think she was sincerely worried about me until she found out it was parody.

[–]bru715 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for the first fotc thing I've seen on here :D

[–]clubdepizza 1 point2 points ago

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You have womanly needs - Femident toothpaste.

[–]Mister-Manager 1 point2 points ago

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I love Bret's animal shirts, hilarious recurring theme.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Alright we get it

We got it last month, too

[–]VictoriousPR 1 point2 points ago

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I think this has been posted four times this year

[–]turnleftdale 5 points6 points ago

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Hey thanks for posting this again.

[–]Hxtra[S] 18 points19 points ago

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You're welcome.

[–]KingOfSwing90 2 points3 points ago

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

funny, though.

[–]nowtayneicangetinto 1 point2 points ago

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best show on television.

[–]Pylonite 1 point2 points ago

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this post again!?

[–]Moath 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else knew the submission just from the title?

[–]GreedyBoy 0 points1 point ago

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It should be "mum", just saying.

[–]Omnivore93 0 points1 point ago

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must go faster, must go faster

[–]ArMcK 0 points1 point ago

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I'm all for women's rights. I like their lefts too.

[–]Caddy6 0 points1 point ago

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This might be the best TV episode series ever.

[–]cozyswisher 0 points1 point ago

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Frame this for the internet as an instance of irony

[–]howdoishotReddit 0 points1 point ago

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flute of the commodores is one of my favourite tv shows :P

[–]JohnnyCashed 0 points1 point ago

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Gosh I miss this show

[–]Callumlfc69 0 points1 point ago

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So your telling me I can repost shit off the front page a couple of weeks later and BAM automatic Karma and front page fame?

[–]h0lla88 0 points1 point ago

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please bring back this show.

[–]obliviousheep 0 points1 point ago

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Don't put the punchline in the title!

[–]TheKooze 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Flight Of The Conchords, how wonderful are you? Love em! The Foo Da Fa Fa song has got to be one of my fave songs :)

[–]Timedisort 0 points1 point ago

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It's business time!

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[–]lonestarfisherman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]squarebears -1 points0 points ago

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The definition of sexy.

[–]d1sturbeDDD -1 points0 points ago

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was is he saing

[–]roxstar300 -1 points0 points ago

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dont put the freaking punchline in the freaking title!!!

[–]TheMeatball -1 points0 points ago

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The punchline isn't "women's rights" though. It's a part of the setup.

[–]PincushionAffair -1 points0 points ago

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brain circles

[–]Nabuza -1 points0 points ago

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It should of been a picture of nothing.

[–]id416 -1 points0 points ago

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It would have been funnier if there were just a blank page for the link, although I suppose that would break the punchline in the title rule.

[–]lord_khadow -2 points-1 points ago

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Mum. You slept mum wrong.