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[–]mkhockeygeek 71 points72 points ago

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[–]loonce 19 points20 points ago

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Also Relevant. Ricky Gervais can debase my children's entertainment anytime he wants to.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Love that segment, haha!

[–]gritty_reboot 32 points33 points ago

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[–]KevinSorboner 0 points1 point ago

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some more funny ones here

[–]Raptorace22 23 points24 points ago

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I think it would be great if for their last episode EVER Sesame Street just went off the wall with tons of shit you can't show on cable. That would be a a great success.

[–]bjwest 4 points5 points ago

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There's nothing you can't show on cable. It's not regulated like OTA is.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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There's nothing you can't show on cable.

I very much doubt this.

[–]nermid 5 points6 points ago

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It's true.

Cable television isn't broadcast through public airwaves (as opposed to broadcast television, get it?) and thus isn't regulated by the FCC.

The only thing that keeps there from being tits.titseverywhere is the standards and practices of the individual stations, which are maintained so that there's no public cry for the FCC to take over. Cable owners toe the line on this all the time, and it's a constant battle to keep government censorship out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I never said anything about the FCC; I am certain there are things that you could broadcast over cable that would land you in jail.

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 1 point2 points ago

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Only if you're talking about things that are already illegal like child porno.

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

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Yup.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that was the joke I'd intended - bjwest's point raises "things that can't be shown on cable" in Raptorace22's original comment to a whole new level.

[–]pureluck145 16 points17 points ago

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[–]haxored 15 points16 points ago

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I love that people keep linking to this. Best $10 I ever spent.

[–]ASeriousManatee 33 points34 points ago

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OH, I see! They'll allow graphic depictions of rape. BUT KATIE PERRY SHOWS A TINY BIT OF CLEAVAGE...

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[–]rugtoad 32 points33 points ago

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It's a set of tits that Russel Brand motorboats. Apparently, it can also generate pop music.

[–]christopheles 11 points12 points ago

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I think he was referring to the fact that it's spelled Katy

[–]rugtoad 20 points21 points ago

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Isn't there a certain amount of shame that comes with being nit-picky, or even having knowledge, about such things?

[–]christopheles 9 points10 points ago

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You'd think so

[–]WalnutSoap 0 points1 point ago

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Not when we're talking about something so damn pretty.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Get off my internet.

[–]SpanishDynamite -1 points0 points ago

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Something I want to sesame street

[–]Ajaargh 40 points41 points ago

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"Today Elmo's going to meet his new friends Dethklok! Yaaaayyy!"

[–]Sure_lll_Eat_That 12 points13 points ago

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Need nickels? Use Pickle's Nickels!

[–]Claypool2112 7 points8 points ago

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Why don't you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible?

[–]Magik-Waffle 4 points5 points ago

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I play the bass. This made me lul. Metal bands' bassists are never heard unless they're the main attraction.

[–]Claypool2112 1 point2 points ago

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Haha I'm a bassist too. When I heard them say this on the show I cracked up laughing

[–]Magik-Waffle 2 points3 points ago

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Are you the Les Claypool? :O

[–]Claypool2112 1 point2 points ago

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Yesss....of course it's me? lol

[–]IntentToContribute 8 points9 points ago

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Go forth and die.

[–]hambrgrtime 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't say die.

[–]Clown_Shoe 13 points14 points ago

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Life aint easy growing up on da street.

[–]DireBaboon 10 points11 points ago

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I've never even seen rape in a warning before

[–]Nashvegas 16 points17 points ago

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Kinda takes the fun out of raping if you go around warning people.

[–]DireBaboon 5 points6 points ago

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Tell me about it

[–]Unfa 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lifeformed 0 points1 point ago

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and colors

[–]houseofbacon 0 points1 point ago

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We got the funk.

[–]SpacedAlien 6 points7 points ago

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Well, kids need to learn about rape sometime.

[–]Tiggerlover_Rapist 30 points31 points ago

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That's what my priest always said.

[–]toaf 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so sorry.

[–]portablebiscuit 3 points4 points ago

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Say three "Our Fathers" and we'll call it a day.

[–]houseofbacon 0 points1 point ago

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Clearly YOU are the priest, Tiggerlover_Rapist

[–]Tiggerlover_Rapist 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia, priest is YOU.

[–]Shagmire 7 points8 points ago

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That was their best episode

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[–]effervescence 0 points1 point ago

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This pinball table goes to eleven

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Sesame Street certainly has changed since my son was a child and watched it every day. 36 years ago.

[–]staarfox64 3 points4 points ago

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Bright red fur? Yeah. He was asking for it.

[–]anthle21 2 points3 points ago

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Graphic violence and mild violence, oh my!

[–]jsabo 2 points3 points ago

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Must be the Katy Perry episode.

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[–]the_lost_soul 8 points9 points ago

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yes

[–]XPreNN 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks.

[–]attackofthesuck 2 points3 points ago

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Niggas don't know shit 'bout these streets

[–]AllDesperadoStation 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder what parts the girl in the wheelchair is involved in? Because, ya know...

[–]DannyCavalerie 2 points3 points ago

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Would be funny if it weren't fake

[–]darrenkopp 2 points3 points ago

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Finally we get to see the Katy Perry episode!

[–]simbul 3 points4 points ago

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Furries. THERE, I FUCKING SAID IT!

[–]leprachaun0 1 point2 points ago

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May I ask why you were recording this?

[–]teh1337z 1 point2 points ago

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I'd record that one

[–]Mermania27 1 point2 points ago

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rape monster!

[–]juicedoobie 1 point2 points ago

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It also has shady drug dealers..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml6Yqu-spnM

[–]flip314 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, some of their bits are pretty raunchy

[–]DarqWolff 1 point2 points ago

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Can't click now, but is that Neil Cicierega's video where he bleeped out the word "count" in the Count's video?

[–]eyedontknow 1 point2 points ago

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Sesame street was brought to you today by the letter, X

[–]JeanVanDeVelde 1 point2 points ago

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hello, Rochesterian!

[–]mijenks 0 points1 point ago

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Hello Rochestarian golfer!

[–]uncreative_name 1 point2 points ago

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That's the one with the Song of the Count, right?

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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So... the very first image my mind conjured upon reading that description was an angry Bert forcing himself upon a sobbing Ernie.
Naturally I googled whether there was such an image and got this: http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bertener.jpg

And this: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_oV3YeL3kSJQ/SXXo-GG_StI/AAAAAAAAAG4/YDMcrvNlLvs/s320/gay_bert_and_ernie.jpg

[–]SinisterFrogLegs 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, Sesame Street must be in Detroit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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THE FURR! IT'S SO HORRIBLE!

[–]lasargo 0 points1 point ago

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My TWC box used to do this all the time. 3 pages of every warning there is. Wifey and I used to laugh at it all the time.

[–]ThirdPoliceman 0 points1 point ago

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See, not only is PBS state-funded, but it is INDOCTRINATING OUR CHILDREN

[–]hornytoad69 0 points1 point ago

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The one where they rape Elmo.

[–]mfyc 0 points1 point ago

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Should be called Sesame Skeet

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a Sesame Street I'll watch.

[–]mike413 0 points1 point ago

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Well, as long as there's no smoking...

[–]damnableclown 0 points1 point ago

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No way that's real, unless some programmer is having a bit of a laugh.

[–]iamyourdad 0 points1 point ago

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ITS DA STREETZ YO

[–]Granite-M 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that explains why Elmo is wearing a bandit mask.

[–]44problems 0 points1 point ago

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Must have confused it with Homicide: Life on Sesame Street.

[–]DH_MKE 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care if it is shopped, this was the first time in a long time I actually laughed out loud on r/funny

[–]JAGarcia92 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheFeedski 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fritzwilliam-grant 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, they're giving it a new spin. Here is the DVD cover when it comes out. http://pissedofftreerat.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/sesame-street-gang.jpg

[–]Eminence120 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from the sesame streets nigga.

[–]nazzurro 0 points1 point ago

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What else did you think Snuffy would do for a living?

[–]pjhollow 0 points1 point ago

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Life is hard on the streets these days.

[–]bandacoo 0 points1 point ago

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If it has all of that, I'm going to start watching again.

[–]Geotis 0 points1 point ago

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Elmo rolling Avenue Q.

[–]whiskeyfoxtrot_ 0 points1 point ago

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How do you think that girl got in the wheelchair?

[–]Dohr 0 points1 point ago

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"Elmo say huff on this rag until you see Big Bird!"

"Yeaaaaaaa ELMO GET LAID!"

[–]pbbbbbbbt 0 points1 point ago

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wxii channel 12 represent!

[–]mijenks 0 points1 point ago

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Or WXXI Channel 21, represent?

[–]pbbbbbbbt 0 points1 point ago

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duly noted!

[–]wendysNO1wcheese 0 points1 point ago*

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Oscar finally had enough of the people's judgemental bullshit.

[–]EmDeeEm 0 points1 point ago

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So that's what WXXI does with my donation money.

[–]atomic_rabbit 0 points1 point ago

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[–]marishtar 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a glitch, or one of those rule 34 things?

[–]qasman 0 points1 point ago

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I don't remember that episode of Sesame Street...

[–]GoogleDatShit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Time Warner Cable, How I fucking hate you so much.

[–]rootbreaker 0 points1 point ago

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They secretly exchanged it for Wonder Showzen.

[–]Milstar 0 points1 point ago

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Damn the street just went straight up ghetto.

[–]Warbieful 0 points1 point ago

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Sesame Street has really changed since I was a kid.

[–]clubdepizza 0 points1 point ago

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Elmo really goes street.

[–]Meowschwitz 0 points1 point ago

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SHIT JUST GOT REPOSTED

[–]lamerx -1 points0 points ago

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Shit Just Got Photoshopped
FTFY

[–]czr -1 points0 points ago

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This is how republicans see that show

[–]HardCorwen -2 points-1 points ago

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i can tell by the pixels