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[–]EyesAllOnFire 613 points614 points ago*

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Balls of steel pigeon laughs at the foolish humans and their minimum safe distances from danger.

Edit: Also, obligatory "no this is the most badass gif ever"

[–]bozho 14 points15 points ago

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Here's the full video of the second one:

YouTube

Apparently, the female driver got out only scratched...

And the guy's comment right after the car flew by: "Well, this interrupts us now..."

edit: the action starts around 1:10

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Good old croatian war vet doesn't give a fuck

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[–]bozho 8 points9 points ago

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Wasn't implying anything :)

[–]SoSaysCory 10 points11 points ago

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Hearing you loud and clear

[–]limecat 191 points192 points ago

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Thank you so much for not making these their own posts!

[–]ShiDiWen 42 points43 points ago

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Yes, and damn him straight to hell for using imageshack.

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[–]EyesAllOnFire 20 points21 points ago

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In my defence I didn't use anything, it came from this old reddit post.

Some of the comments are quite good.

[–]spankr 1 point2 points ago

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Wait... you can post stuff from before on Reddit?!?

[–]deighv 60 points61 points ago

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Oh shut the fuck up.

[–]ShiDiWen 53 points54 points ago

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My country blocks it. Feeling left out makes me lash out like a jerk sometimes. What's your excuse?

[–]Spazit 25 points26 points ago

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Some redditors don't like it when lots of people like something.

Lots of redditors like and use imgur - because it's simple design and lack of obtuse adds makes it easy to use, go figure - and they feel loyalty to imgur because a redditor created it.

Combine these two and you have Deighv: A person who gets crabby when someone supports one image host over another. Welcome to /r/firstworldproblems IRR (in real reddit).

[–]ShiDiWen 4 points5 points ago

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as opposed to 1RR which is the casting cost of Volcanic Fallout.

[–]r_kay 3 points4 points ago

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as opposed to 1BR which is the casting cost of Army Ants.

[–]auto98 1 point2 points ago

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As opposed to 5BR which is a trade set in CyberNations

[–]TheBozack 1 point2 points ago

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As opposed to the Internal Rate of Return which is a means of analyzing the performance of an investment.

[–]lolgrim 1 point2 points ago

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as opposed to 1U, which is the casting cost of my Mana Leak. And you can't pay the {3}. Boom.

[–]Spazit 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the clarification, I always get those confused

[–]girlswlowselfesteem 2 points3 points ago

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China? I feel for you. YouTube links drove me absolutely insane when I was there.

[–]ShiDiWen 1 point2 points ago

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What we've lost in blocked sites and time zones is well made up for with pirated everything.

[–]kevsedg 1 point2 points ago

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copy the url and use imgur's upload from internet facility.

[–]feureau 9 points10 points ago

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This is why I have a policy of NEVER to give even a single fuck.

[–]warchamp7 1 point2 points ago

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It was a direct link to the image, not the shitty clusterfuck page, so I'll let this one slide.

[–]vwllss 1 point2 points ago

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It's not like he would've gotten upvoted much as a separate post anyway.

[–]Pope-is-fabulous 20 points21 points ago

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did that pigeon just teleport a bit?

Also, obligatory "no this is the most badass gif ever"

But did he then get on top of the flipped car and start singing and shouting "you got to hoooold on!! you gotta!!"

[–]gbgftw 10 points11 points ago

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I also sensed some disturbance in the time space continuum.

[–]unique_id 3 points4 points ago

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I think the bus was turning and the front overhang just went over the top. Had I been the pigeon and had I been wearing pants, they would have been shat in.

[–]Hackenslacker 1 point2 points ago

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the camera pans up just as the bus goes by. Watch the line in the top right corner.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What's the story behind that car rolling GIF? I've seen it dozens of times but I've never seen any context for it.

[–]MananWho 7 points8 points ago

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Gordon Freeman is trying to cover the antlion hole using his gravity gun.

[–]mrchunks 12 points13 points ago

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A car, from behind camera, came rolling and tumbling past an old man, possibly Eastern European, smoking a cigarette. He stepped away not giving the slightest bit of a fuck.

[–]silence_hr 5 points6 points ago

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Actually he says: "this interrupts us now.."

It was filmed in Croatia .... Slavonia region judging from accent.

[–]zaphodi 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ivicaa 4 points5 points ago

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Edit: Also, obligatory "no this is the most badass gif ever"

hehe.. from HRT - Hrvatska Radio Televizija - I always knew old croatian people with a cigaret are the most badass ever. ;-)

[–]The_Polar_Bear 2 points3 points ago

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Nope. I think the OP's gif is better.

[–]rkredditisacircleje 11 points12 points ago

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Mirror for when photobucket link goes down

[–]yul_brynner 10 points11 points ago

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Who even used Photobucket here?

[–]helloskitty 2 points3 points ago

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Imageshack, which isn't any less shitty.

[–]daltonls 1 point2 points ago

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Wow... loving the second one. Anyone have a video link for it?

[–]shadowww 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CallMeJase 1 point2 points ago

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Props for putting these in the comments where they belong.

[–]SorryItsMyFirstDay 189 points190 points ago

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To be cool, you must NEVER look at the explosion

[–]takemo 16 points17 points ago

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Even uncool guys sometimes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2X2J17itTc

[–]DiogenesTheSincere 4 points5 points ago

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They seemed cool.

[–]Wolf_Protagonist 1 point2 points ago

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Hell yeah, Zach is the bomb. I would have watched that show.

[–]Rooster10 1 point2 points ago

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A TV show about redneck vigilantes who blow up meth labs. I am sad this did not get picked up. I would so watch that show.

[–]Thorus 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, is that Zach Galifianakis?

[–]votingprawn 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]rod333 79 points80 points ago

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[–]phi186 84 points85 points ago

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[–]loyalcitizen 2 points3 points ago

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If only there were walking away at the time, they would've had no problem.

[–]WobbleWob 6 points7 points ago

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This is the first thing I thought about. Upvote for you sir.

[–]AnswerAwake 3 points4 points ago

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What movie is that?

[–]Plutoid 14 points15 points ago

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The Other Guys - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386588/

It's hilarious. Check it out.

[–]Hapii 1 point2 points ago

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I spent about five minutes racking my brain for the movie title only to be shown up by one minute and a convenient link!

[–]CrunkLimonada 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Bezbojnicul 15 points16 points ago

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[–]zoolander951 28 points29 points ago

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You forgot portal!

[–]Shamensyth 23 points24 points ago

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And upvotes/downvotes!

[–]dogbomb 5 points6 points ago

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I just clicked upvote, downvote and switched back to upvote - just to test.

[–]FuriousJ 5 points6 points ago

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[–]DiogenesTheSincere 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you do that. I'd managed to forget about this.

[–]stalka 2 points3 points ago

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At 0:57, what film is this with Bruse Willis?

[–]badbadsnipey 13 points14 points ago

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Lucky number sleven.

[–]Morganfield 9 points10 points ago

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Such a great movie

[–]shankytay 5 points6 points ago

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Lucky number sleven. Fucking GREAT movie!

[–]BruceWillickers 2 points3 points ago

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I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

[–]bag-o-tricks 2 points3 points ago

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One of the most tired action movie "must-haves". I've always groaned when they show it.

[–]SorryItsMyFirstDay 1 point2 points ago

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groaned... with manly delight at the demonstration of bad-assery that only can be portrayed by not wincing nor flinching from the mighty display of pyrotechnics that embodies such an inferno

[–]crow1118 1 point2 points ago

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Green screen.

[–]d_a 3 points4 points ago

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[–]O_Orutger 2 points3 points ago

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I love how he took off his sunglasses, just so he could put them on again.

[–]clickcookplay 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Alexanderh86 17 points18 points ago

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[–]MaoThatHurt 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Dafman 2 points3 points ago

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WARNING: TV Tropes Link

[–]STUN_Runner 2 points3 points ago

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"I need an MRI! I need an MRI!"

[–]1norcal415 13 points14 points ago

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They were carrying an entire bag full of fucks that day.

And they kept them all.

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[–]Monsoon77 27 points28 points ago

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I waiting for that one redditor who always finds the video link... still waiting...

[–]checkenginelight 14 points15 points ago

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Goddamn it, he texted me 10 minutes ago and said he'd be here in 5! Can't he ever be on time?

[–]Monsoon77 4 points5 points ago

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he's building up the dramatic tension

[–]randomsnark 10 points11 points ago

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Sorry I'm late guys! I ran into some traffic!

...fuck. I think I left the link at home :(

[–]HeartandSoul 14 points15 points ago

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[–]HorkBajirGafrash 5 points6 points ago

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[–]TheCatAndSgtBaker 3 points4 points ago

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"Ni ser ju här nu då."

crash

"Jaha..."

väntar en stund, joggar

What a guy.

[–]ZtUPid0 18 points19 points ago

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The gif would be good if it had sound imo.

[–]ialsolovebees 5 points6 points ago

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Just say "BOOM" and then go play some metal in your head.

Done.

[–]cinnamonster 22 points23 points ago

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Thought the guy on the right was about to pull out a cigarette afterwards.

[–]GodsShoeshine 61 points62 points ago

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The gif ended early, the explosion lit the cigarette already in his hands.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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As he planned.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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As is tradition.

[–]justastatistic 13 points14 points ago

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It is known.

[–]y2k_compliant 1 point2 points ago

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Engage.

[–]blackjackdavey 2 points3 points ago

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I was sure there was gonna be a fist bump.

[–]AlexKavli 121 points122 points ago

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[–]jeeluhh 14 points15 points ago

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Should have replied on top comment; he's reaping all of your karma, bro.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 11 points12 points ago

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Poorly placed comment, too far from the karma bomb.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at the karma explosion

[–]confoundedvariable 2 points3 points ago

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What about the karma chameleon?

[–]RottenDeadite 2 points3 points ago

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Why bother? They come and go. They come and go.

[–]auxiliary-character 1 point2 points ago

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Karmander?

[–]confoundedvariable 2 points3 points ago

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Karmazard.

[–]Voerendaalse 6 points7 points ago

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They're just the two soldiers with the slowest reaction times in the world.

[–]mr_marmoset 17 points18 points ago

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That shock wave was awesome.

[–]pansy_proxy 66 points67 points ago

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Until Adobe bought Macromedia and ruined it

[–]Dymero 13 points14 points ago

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It's like (but cooler than) the end of every Power Rangers episode when the megazord turns and pulls a stance as the monster blows up.

[–]superdude4agze 35 points36 points ago

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In the video you can barely hear the explosion over the clanging.

[–]pansy_proxy 27 points28 points ago

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Of their balls

[–]TheNieds 34 points35 points ago

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Yes. That was the joke.

edit: I feel like a dick for that. Have an upvote and my sincere apologies.

[–]upchuk 6 points7 points ago

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Directed by Michael Bay

[–]ThinkBrad 3 points4 points ago

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Battlefield 3 intro/trailer anyone?

[–]seanaldhino 6 points7 points ago

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Because girls like guys that walk away from explosions.

[–]bboomslang 17 points18 points ago

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they prefer them over guys that walk into explosions.

[–]jonathanebrock 6 points7 points ago

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Huh. I guess it does happen in real life.

[–]nardsy13 2 points3 points ago

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did you hear something? .... what?

[–]abnerdude 2 points3 points ago

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I swear it's like I hear the explosion watching this gif. @_@

[–]123GoTeamShake 2 points3 points ago

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"I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!"

[–]Sgt_Floss 2 points3 points ago

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Cool guys dont look at explosions

[–]retinence 7 points8 points ago

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I love the shock wave. Why is that bit never in movies? The shock wave hitting them ups the badassery.

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[–]Titties 1 point2 points ago

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Yep. They just use gasoline in or some other shite. No explosive force unless confined.

[–]catflaps 1 point2 points ago

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Too expensive to do in CGI properly.

[–]Kaws 10 points11 points ago

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I hope their internal organs are okay.

[–]pansy_proxy 18 points19 points ago

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After all that pegging in the tent last night

[–]cbfw86 34 points35 points ago

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"Support our troops!" ~Reddit

"Down with big military!" ~Reddit

"U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!" ~Reddit

[–]transfuse 174 points175 points ago

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It's almost as if Reddit is composed of thousands of different people, who are of different backgrounds and who hold different opinions.

[–]cbfw86 24 points25 points ago

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You've clearly never browsed r/politics during an election year.

[–]transfuse 20 points21 points ago

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Implying the vocal majority of /r/politics is representative of everybody on reddit.

[–]polarbear_15 1 point2 points ago

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implying you're on 4chan

[–]transfuse 6 points7 points ago

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Implying 4chan is the only place one can use the word "implying".

[–]tastylemonZ 4 points5 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at explosions. They just blow 'em up, and walk away.

[–]checkenginelight 10 points11 points ago

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I'm getting a strong reading of 0 on my Gives-A-Fuck-o-Meter.

[–]Andpointedsticks 18 points19 points ago

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And not a single fuck was given that day

[–]lived 8 points9 points ago

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Very staged.

[–]soldierboi 2 points3 points ago

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Probably a controlled detonation but remarkable composure nonetheless.

[–]Shadoowned 4 points5 points ago

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Needs sound.

[–]yousedditreddit 5 points6 points ago

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when the dust gets shaken off of them by the shock-wave i had a wargasm

[–]crazyjc 1 point2 points ago

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These guys are fucking cool. Never look at the explosion.

[–]StuBenedict 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but they still gotta get site B to advance.

[–]ltkillroy 1 point2 points ago

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I was picturing a blurry picture of a butt, but that was better

[–]yahurd 1 point2 points ago

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If one of them checked their watch before detonation... maybe

[–]virtueandsin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AdmStevens 1 point2 points ago

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I was playing slayer in the background to this which made it 10x more badass.

[–]exhibitionista 1 point2 points ago

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On a related note, it's high time that Hollywood started realistically portraying bomb explosions in movies. Less flame, more blast wave.

[–]wavefunction84 1 point2 points ago

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So let me get this straight:

Being a baddass = ignoring explosions?

[–]jezeer 1 point2 points ago

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its from a TV show called "generation kill". would be awesome if there was real footage of something like this

[–]highTrolla 1 point2 points ago

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Oh hey, the cover of every single CoD rip-off since 4!

[–]KronktheKronk 1 point2 points ago

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Badasses never look at explosions

[–]blastfemur 1 point2 points ago

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They must be fans of Breaking Bad

[–]napalmx 1 point2 points ago

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This is the comment I was looking for

[–]melicusictus 1 point2 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[–]Funk_Munki 1 point2 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[–]DocDerry 1 point2 points ago

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That's unsafe. They weren't even wearing their fuckin PT Belts. CSM is going to pitch a fuckin fit.

[–]wittyname1337 1 point2 points ago

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Cool guys don't look at explosions. Camera man isn't cool...

[–]ogaddi 2 points3 points ago

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that was a school

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 4 points5 points ago

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How did they not flinch?

[–]C_IsForCookie 7 points8 points ago

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You get used to it. It's like going to a firing range. When you first walk on, the initial shot will make you jump. All subsequent shots register as normal.

[–]panda85 1 point2 points ago

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Except .50 BMG in a smallish range and cement walls. Then every shot makes you jump.

[–]C_IsForCookie 1 point2 points ago

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Well the range I go to is indoors. Smallish room, cement walls. I remember this one time an older guy brought his .50 S&W Magnum and stood 2 stalls to the left of me. That thing was a fucking cannon. Loudest gun I've ever heard. He could barely even hold it with the kickback.

[–]panda85 1 point2 points ago

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Was at a shoot show, manufacturers lending out weapons to anyone, and got corralled into a stall in the smaller section of the underground range right next to the Barrett station when someone shelled out for a full magazine. Each round felt like it was lifting us off the floor.

[–]ichuckletoooften 3 points4 points ago

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they don't flinch because they hear nothing until the shockwave hits them :)

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 1 point2 points ago

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And I guess they only feel it after the sound?

[–]AJM69 1 point2 points ago

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The only thing that would make that more cool is if those two guys were the Mythbusters, and if they were walking in slow motion while one of them put on sunglasses.

[–]Highfive_Machine 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah no sunglasses. Boo.

High five because ctrl+f sunglasses.

[–]BamH1 4 points5 points ago

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And it was cut, because of the delay of human reaction time, right before they both freak the fuck out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not a fuck.

[–]Imsellingyousomethin 2 points3 points ago

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[–]snailboy 4 points5 points ago

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Not sure if novelty account... or actually trying to sell me something.

[–]Sysiphuslove 2 points3 points ago*

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DU HAST MICH

(e: I know you guys aren't loving this but consider what the original video was glorifying to begin with. The sword does cut both ways.)

[–]unixhippie 1 point2 points ago

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That is indeed pretty badass.

[–]qabsteak 0 points1 point ago

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War blows donkey dick. Nothing cool about this machismo shit.

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[–]C_IsForCookie 3 points4 points ago

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

[–]Kezaia 0 points1 point ago

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Would cause permanent hearing loss, no?

[–]jasontimmur 6 points7 points ago

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Earplugs.

[–]MnkyKing 0 points1 point ago

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The way the dust gets blown off their uniforms... Oh man. I need some plastique.

[–]azgeogirl 0 points1 point ago

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Oh boy, did I get nervous watching that.

[–]Samilei 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gunna hate.

[–]gasundtieht 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't. Even. Flinch.

[–]ThePropagandaPanda 0 points1 point ago

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WE GOTTA BLOW UP THIS WALL

[–]dubbeat 0 points1 point ago

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too cool to look back

[–]TheDamnWolfman 0 points1 point ago

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I guess cool guys really don't look at explosions.

[–]orsr 0 points1 point ago

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I feel manlier just looking at it.

[–]Smokestak 0 points1 point ago

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no matter what...dont you ever.....EVER.....get out of step.

[–]Sniffnoy 0 points1 point ago

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...and that was slowed down how much?

[–]Nwsamurai 0 points1 point ago

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If there is a more badass gif, I'd like to see it.

Seriously, post 'em if you got 'em.

[–]Ohbabyyouuu 0 points1 point ago

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Had to back out, UPVOTE AND THEN WATCH AGAIN HAHAHAH!

[–]deltree711 0 points1 point ago

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[–]super3 0 points1 point ago

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Has no one found the video yet? I saw it on liveleak a few months back. It is part of a series of clips from some units tour. I think it was some EOD guys, but I'm not sure.

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

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No, seriously. What a bad ass on the right. He knows that's going to blow up and he still grabs for his gun as if he's being attacked. Correctly trained.

Truth: Badasses don't look at explosions

Reality: badasses don't look as well as grabbing for their pistols.

[–]bluesix 0 points1 point ago

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Starring Will Smith

[–]RedWave 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]hildiri 0 points1 point ago

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BATTLEFIELD 3!!!!

[–]qntmfred 0 points1 point ago

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oh reginald...

[–]mxbR 0 points1 point ago

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A large, fast loading .gif.. IS IT FROM HEAVEN?

[–]MehGusto 0 points1 point ago

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No gifs with sound?

[–]Thwart 0 points1 point ago

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Drugged up by video games/tv/movies and false illusions of war is no way to go through life.