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[–]Not_On_My_Watch 46 points47 points ago

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That kid is a master of stealth. Future assassin.

[–]phus 8 points9 points ago

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Future assassin.

Future kill-stealer. FTFY

[–]mrmyxlplyx 2 points3 points ago

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Future assassin.

Or NHL ref.

[–]newton_was_wrong 4 points5 points ago

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I must've watched that 30-40 times in a row convinced i'd be able to figure out where in buggery fuckington he comes from. Failed.

[–]otm_shank 1 point2 points ago

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That is some weird shit, man.

[–]madtownmav 14 points15 points ago

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He will haunt my dreams.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, seriously terrifying.

[–]AussieSceptic 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think that's what he meant...

[–]solidalchemist 10 points11 points ago

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for some reason I hear the Mortal Kombat "TOASTY" in my head whenever he pops into frame

[–]DigTheDoug 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like we got a future black metal star on our hands.

[–]warnmir 2 points3 points ago

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Only he can prevent forest fires.

[–]Jext 4 points5 points ago

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One of my favorite gifs of all time. It's just pure young jealousy in it's finest form.

[–]disasturd 3 points4 points ago

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I remember my first internet.

[–]AssBandicoot 3 points4 points ago

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Satan child.

[–]Whoa_Bundy 4 points5 points ago

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If you look real carefully...you'll see that she blows it out before him. /melvin

[–]cornponious 1 point2 points ago

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Someday I'd like to see the whole video.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh no, reddit is showing endless loops of America's Funniest Home Videos. PANIC.

[–]Go4th88 1 point2 points ago

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His face was great.

[–]dejerik 0 points1 point ago

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he's so determined, it cracks me up every time

[–]Corsair990 1 point2 points ago

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HE CAME OUTTA FUCKEN NOWHERE

[–]TigerWizard 2 points3 points ago

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Troll-breeding has begun

[–]bacheror_flog 1 point2 points ago

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That little devil child scared the shit out of me. Figuratively!

[–]Compumerk 1 point2 points ago

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That's the face golem makes toward the ring.

[–]blindassassin 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that... if my brother looked like Chucky he can blow out all the candles he wants.

[–]yabacam 1 point2 points ago

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Lol always cracks me up

[–]glub0t 0 points1 point ago

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What are u waiting for. let me do it. ffuuuuu

[–]bradleymusic1 0 points1 point ago

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"What the fuck did that cake just say to me?!"

[–]Ichiinu 0 points1 point ago

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Ninja Edit Master!

[–]upvoter101 0 points1 point ago

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Never gets old.

[–]drphilgood 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of chucky.

[–]Derahel 0 points1 point ago

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That is the most evil, scornful looking kid I have ever seen. I think this is what makes supervillains

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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its like im really in 2003

[–]good_human 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO! hahahaha, thx for the post

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

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The troll is strong with this one!

[–]bilalhusain 0 points1 point ago

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little kid: fuuu

girl: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]mulvaswish 0 points1 point ago

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looks just like linda blair.

[–]tommygunnzzz 0 points1 point ago

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he reminds me of the kid from pet sematary.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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I was just thinking that he looked exactly like the kid from pet sanitary, too.

[–]millAh 0 points1 point ago

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Beware of the cake ninjas!

[–]xslr 0 points1 point ago

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Ninja in training identified.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is that hockey ref when he was a kid.

[–]JMaboard 0 points1 point ago

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r/funny is now turning into America's Funniest Home GIFs

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Don't worry. Sisters always get even. Always.

[–]dan013 -1 points0 points ago

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never gets old

[–]jfgao -1 points0 points ago

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Who blew first?

[–]hawaiikawika 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously not the mother, she has two kids now

[–]Guard01 -1 points0 points ago

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I laugh too hard at this.

[–]farceur318 -1 points0 points ago

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When I picture a goblin in my mind, that kid is exactly what I see.