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[–]suchsweetsorrow 5 points6 points ago

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I ain't trifling with no stale ass reposts

[–]Mattron2021 -2 points-1 points ago

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DAMN! I totally took this picture in her kitchen!!!! She must have bought it somewhere like Urban Outfitters or something.

[–]darkestdayz 0 points1 point ago

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The proportions and dimensions of the pic dispute this...

[–]Mattron2021 -2 points-1 points ago

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I've requested my friend to text me a picture of it with her flicking off the camera...will post when she sends.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Stale ass-bread?

[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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XKCD has forever corrupted my mind.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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As it has mine. v_v

[–]Mattron2021 -1 points0 points ago

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My favorite of doing this was repeating my friend recently with, "big ass-water balloon"

[–]bigjohnstud 1 point2 points ago

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"Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck."

-Mitch Hedberg

[–]jaybyrd570 0 points1 point ago

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No!

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[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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Bullshit.

[–]Mattron2021 -3 points-2 points ago

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This was indeed taken by me in her kitchen...what I'm thinking is more people may own it. If you look through my comments, you'll see I'm a repost-crusader.

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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Though the picture is the exact same in every way as that other one in suchsweetsorrow's post? You've been called out, don't dig yourself any deeper.

[–]M0b1u5 -1 points0 points ago

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What, pray tell, is ass bread?