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[–]mikeyboosh 73 points74 points ago

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Are you sure it's shopped?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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I can't see any pixels.

[–]topazsparrow 25 points26 points ago

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you have to look close. I found at least 5 already.

[–]fapstatuslegit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]daversa 0 points1 point ago

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It might be gimped.

[–]TILwhofarted 49 points50 points ago

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I wish I could control Z my eyes.

[–]jackelfrink 26 points27 points ago

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[–]canavans 6 points7 points ago

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Any unisex eye bleach?

[–]jackelfrink 13 points14 points ago

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You can try the kid-safe version I guess http://kidbleach.com/

[–]KingBuzzo 2 points3 points ago

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I feel like whenever you go to kid bleach.com you get put on some sort of to catch a predator watch list.

[–]Schrockwell 6 points7 points ago

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[–]jklpuzo 3 points4 points ago

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Or the gay version, guybleach.com

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I like that it's the "gay version" and not the "girl's version"

[–]dekigo 3 points4 points ago*

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We all know there's no girls on the internet.

[–]jklpuzo -2 points-1 points ago

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Well since I am a dude (a straight one) it would be gay for me to enjoy that page. I was linked there one day before I even knew what eyebleach was and it became the gay slideshow in my mind. Nothing against homosexual people, but it's now how it is for me.

[–]vteckickedin 0 points1 point ago

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Or the female version, pics of a naked Whoopie Goldberg.

Because it'll be the last thing you'll ever see.

[–]canavans 0 points1 point ago

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I'm female, so I'll take the guybleach.com thanks.

[–]bitter_cynical_angry 4 points5 points ago

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You could just Alt-F4 them.

[–]UglyJoelMchale 94 points95 points ago

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[–]medusemoisie 103 points104 points ago

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We need to go deeper : http://imgur.com/U8Db6.gif

[–]Vanetia 6 points7 points ago

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Between this one and omizzle's, I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Yes! XD

[–]omizzle4shizzle 77 points78 points ago

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I one up your gif with this http://imgur.com/tt2IJ

[–]DrDuPont 60 points61 points ago

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[–]matthabitat 129 points130 points ago

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[–]Spatulamarama 51 points52 points ago

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I didn't even have to look at those links.

[–]45441 19 points20 points ago

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You just level'd.

[–]diversionmary 19 points20 points ago

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[–]KatieLynnie 1 point2 points ago

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Ok so my husband and I were both cracking up laughing at the OP, then we came across your response and both lost it completely, thank you a million times over!

Oh and we hadn't seen either of these before (the OP or your post with the fixed .gif) so that made it all the better, thanks again!

[–]clairebearzzz 0 points1 point ago

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user name upvote

[–]lulzboat 0 points1 point ago

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That's the way I feel about reposts. HAR HAR

[–]FistfulofCheese 15 points16 points ago

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This unexpected one of Rosie was about the first shop that really made me chuckle.

[–]badhobbit 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed for 5 minutes continuously.

[–]mrvimes 17 points18 points ago*

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I think that was from Something Awful .com (the forums) and there were many much more surreal chops there (possibly/probably in the same thread that came from)

(some slightly nsfw stuff to follow - cleavage, manboob, wtf stuff)

Edit: one that springs to mind incorporated this woman (but was a much better chop than the picture I linked to, using body parts from other people too)

Edit 2: Some examples from the same creative minds (the tiny pic is close to the one I'm thinking of. the thread is so old though that many of the pictures, including that one, no longer exist on the site they were hosted on)

Edit 3: While I was searching, google was kind enough to supply some eye bleach in the same search

edit (sigh) 4: Found it!

[–]Mazrath 3 points4 points ago

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Yep. The "Amalgoons" thread IIRC

[–]gloomdoom 3 points4 points ago

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That's some Picasso shit right there.

And that fat girl has the mouth of a suckerfish.

[–]STUN_Runner 0 points1 point ago

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That's some HP Lovecraft shit right there.

FTFY

[–]grizzlebear 0 points1 point ago

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First one is Pele. She had an interboob fight with Lowtax's crazy ex nearwife.

[–]topazsparrow 0 points1 point ago

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nsfw tags mister!

[–]mrvimes 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure it needed them (no exposed female nipples or male/female genitalia) but I've added a nsfw note anyway)

[–]the_lost_soul -2 points-1 points ago

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mmmmhmm eye bleach... OMFADSFASDFGSADGASDGSADG

zsszzzzz MAHHH EYEZZZZZ

[–]mrvimes 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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OP's name is my favorite of all time.

[–]Dsilkotch 19 points20 points ago

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Bitchard & Fleeb is my new favorite company name. Now I just need to found a company worthy of this noble moniker.

[–]the_lost_soul 6 points7 points ago

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oh Reddit... You and your new memes

[–]kknight64 4 points5 points ago

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Oh Bitchard? Yes, we spoke this morning.

[–]FUCKING_FUCK[S] 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite name is Preston.

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[–]fixTHISgrammar 10 points11 points ago

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Did you... unphotoshop?

[–]arisaka_bayonet 7 points8 points ago

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That's the kind of creature europeans were afraid might live on other continents.

[–]HowDoYouDo87 3 points4 points ago

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Photoshop--where nightmares are born

[–]Mr_Smartypants 4 points5 points ago

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[–]PersonEveryman 11 points12 points ago

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The first time I saw this pic, my boredom and my soul died simultaneously

[–]Breakingbad8 7 points8 points ago

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I feel like a bastard laughing at this.

[–]bluewasabi 2 points3 points ago

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OH GOD MY EYES

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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must...show...everyone...

[–]TrainFan 2 points3 points ago

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MY EYES!!! I MEAN MY MOOBS I MEAN MY EYES!!!

[–]UndercoverFratBoy 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you reddit, I'm getting really good at holding back my laughter at work. My only fear is my head exploding from the pressure...

[–]choob 2 points3 points ago

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Dem nips

[–]mstrkrftr 2 points3 points ago

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What the fuck!? THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME!!!

[–]coolcocoboy 1 point2 points ago

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No it isn't.

[–]mstrkrftr 0 points1 point ago

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Well it sure as fuck looks like me when i was 13...

[–]coolcocoboy 1 point2 points ago

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pics or it didn't happen

[–]fireline12 1 point2 points ago

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I thought there were boobs on his face for a split second. When my eyes focused, I was both disappointed and disgusted.

[–]Thetschopp 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ddick 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason I read photoshop as pokemon.... then spent a bit trying to figure out what pokemon it was

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 1 point2 points ago

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On 4chan, this image is used as a reaction image to something in a thread.

On reddit, the reaction image is the thread.

[–]NSFW_Full_Stop 1 point2 points ago

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Mine is this. It might be considered slightly NSFW by some.

[–]Cicero0292 0 points1 point ago

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I'm scared for the internet.

[–]rcgarcia -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Tretso 0 points1 point ago

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Oh... Oh God...

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

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good god. more horrific than d-day.

[–]SubmergedYak 0 points1 point ago

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GAAAAAAAAHHH!

[–]Armbyants 0 points1 point ago

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The only problem with your username is that I can't really credit you if I post this to facebook, since it's very relevant to some of my friends.

[–]RalfNader 0 points1 point ago

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So... Disturbing.

[–]aloopakora 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of jar-jar binks for some reason...

[–]UndeadMessenger 0 points1 point ago

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That's a photoshop? He looks just like a lot of people I meet.

[–]Cee-Jay 0 points1 point ago

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My mom walked in behind me the second I opened this up. That was fun to explain...

[–]Nohomobutimgay 0 points1 point ago

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I'll go ahead and ask. Original pic?

[–]CbaThinkingOfaName 0 points1 point ago

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It is commonly known as Redneck syndrome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love having to show people why I'm laughing so hard.

[–]midnightbean 0 points1 point ago

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If I made love to that.. would it be a 69?

[–]Saiing 0 points1 point ago

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I guess Gary Barlow is back on the pies then.

[–]AbortionMonster 0 points1 point ago

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That poor bastard has some legit puberty tits.

[–]yabacam 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to motorboat that!

[–]Ryosuke 0 points1 point ago

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I once laughed for at least 20 minutes at this picture. Maybe even a half hour.

Good times

[–]ItIsMarc 0 points1 point ago

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The longer i look at it the harder I laugh... GAAHHHH

[–]Eindys 0 points1 point ago

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I looked, closed the window. Opened it in a tab. Frowned.

[–]maguiar1024 0 points1 point ago

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thanks reddit for blowing my mind today 8D.

[–]lapone1 0 points1 point ago

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Creepy.

[–]Death_To_Your_Family 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen something so amazingly horrifying! Thank you for this.

[–]Wyrmshadow 0 points1 point ago

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This has always been my favorite Photoshop

[–]Bulverde 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DOES THIS EXIST???

[–]idwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Jarjar-quatto?

[–]hopkinz 0 points1 point ago

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That guy must get all the girls.

[–]definately_mispelled 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for user name.

[–]mch43 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is my favorite too!

[–]mihaidxn 0 points1 point ago

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boobs&belly face guy?

[–]surrealize 0 points1 point ago

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Le viol!

[–]phatt__fruity 0 points1 point ago

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Fry? is that your face?

[–]sindustrial777 0 points1 point ago

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I just love the expression: "Dude, are you really gonna photoshop this... you ass"

[–]nickcamillo 0 points1 point ago

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Uh... This photo was already posted before. blah blah reposts blah

[–]apolaustic 0 points1 point ago

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I immediately thought of the demon from Doom

[–]iPhag 0 points1 point ago

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I just spit out my tea on my keyboard you asshole.

[–]HigherConsciousness 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you guys i just posted this yesterday and got more downvotes than upvotes.

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[–]DJwhiteyD 9 points10 points ago

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so now you see every shirtless fat guy flipped like this?

[–]netricate -3 points-2 points ago

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solid american this kid is

[–]fattykyle2 -1 points0 points ago

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Shadows on the shoulder really give it away as 'shopped. Srsly.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to the internet.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I wish I hadn't clicked on this.

[–]forever_stalone -1 points0 points ago

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OH GOD MY EYES!!!

[–]satyricon553 -1 points0 points ago

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Homer Simpson.

[–]Niehaus -1 points0 points ago

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Oh god. That image. So good. Thank you, good sir.

[–]gloomdoom -2 points-1 points ago

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Reddit: Where all things intellectual go to die. Or at least get downvoted to fucking hell.

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[–]stokleplinger 0 points1 point ago

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wat???