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[–]Oboydhs 1054 points1055 points ago

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And for that, we thank him.

[–]vict555 307 points308 points ago

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The only Tosh tweet i've found funny. And for that, I thank you

[–]Jarecausey 283 points284 points ago*

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I think Daniel Tosh is generally hilarious, Some of the comedy on his show is stale, but his stand up is genius.

But It's a bit weird he's being stalked by a 15 year old girl.

Edit: Oh wow, a comment that is actually my true opinion without a joke in it got me karma :D

[–]TheDaan 181 points182 points ago

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or a 45 year old man pretending to be a girl

[–]demerztox94 89 points90 points ago

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there are no girls on the internet, only old men pretending to be girls

[–]RAG1NGLUNAT1C 237 points238 points ago

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MMORPG: Many Men Online Role-Playing as Girls.

[–]hysro 30 points31 points ago

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GIRL: Guy In Real Life

[–]lolgrim 67 points68 points ago

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Holy shit, it's all so clear now.

[–]EdwardJamesAlmost 26 points27 points ago

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Wanna cyber?

[–]dcss 44 points45 points ago

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I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–]djrollsroyce 26 points27 points ago

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14/f/cali

[–]throw_away_me 18 points19 points ago

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how about you me and chris hansen all hang out?

[–]yoceD 3 points4 points ago

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asl?

[–]MostModern 5 points6 points ago

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it's just chris hansen. be careful tosh.

[–]Shaper_pmp 75 points76 points ago

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The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

[–]SirRuto 11 points12 points ago

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I swear to God I've seen this exact thread on three other occasions...

[–]Shaper_pmp 9 points10 points ago

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If it's only three then you obviously haven't been on the net very long - this joke is at least old enough to drive a car, and is probably only pre-dated by the internet by about two weeks. ;-)

[–]Teotwawki69 11 points12 points ago

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That explains why all the women I've met online have had penises...

[–]xanderjames93 2 points3 points ago

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or a 15 yr old girl pretending to be a 45 yr old guy pretending to be a 15 yr old girl

[–]gid13 2 points3 points ago

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I've only seen one of his stand up bits, and it was decent, but he seemed overly self-congratulatory. It was weird.

[–]iamcase 2 points3 points ago

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YOU AINT NO WEEBLE WOBBLE!

[–]quests 6 points7 points ago

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No way. His tweet about his dog not enjoying peanut butter as much as he hoped was hilarious.

[–]fauxtoe 675 points676 points ago

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I really have no clue how twitter works....

[–]TheJulie 862 points863 points ago

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Since no one has supplied a real answer yet...

When you use Twitter, you get a constantly updating feed that only shows the updates from the users you have chosen to follow, which means you don't see random conversations from other people.

However, on a separate tab, you can see all the Tweets where some has "@mentioned" you, which is basically tagging your name in their posts, regardless of whether or not you're following them. That's how people interact with high-profile accounts, even though the high profile person isn't actually following them. Many "notable" users will check their @mentions and respond to them.

In this case, @danieltosh probably opened his @mentions tab and saw nothing but a wall of Katie posts.

[–]merczoidberg 145 points146 points ago

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now explain what the hell the hashtags (#) are for

[–]Suzy_Creamcheese 246 points247 points ago

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Hash tags are like inserting keywords into your tweets. For example, if someone were to tweet:

SexySlutAngel6969: "#OMG i wuz so #drunk last night I shounta #fucked that guy behind #Blockbuster"

That tweet would show up in results for OMG, drunk, fucked, and Blockbuster.

Twitter also shows you what the most popular tags are for the day. I believe that this is called "Trending". You see which hash tags are trending so that you may jump on the band wagon.

[–]lifeinthelittleapple 60 points61 points ago

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SexySlutAngel6969: "#OMG i wuz so #drunk last night I shounta #fucked that guy behind #Blockbuster"

Upvote for knowing your audience.

[–]Humpa 24 points25 points ago

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Thank you guys, both you and TheJulie. Been very educational.

[–]talia0803 11 points12 points ago

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Now you know how to use the most useless, annoying and boring application ever designed \o/

[–]chickenbake 18 points19 points ago

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The more people you follow across your particular interests, the more you realize how efficient it is at keeping up to date with what's going on.

[–]SantiagoRamon 37 points38 points ago

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Trends can also be noted and hit the front page with a hashtag. Pretty common for guys putting on a clinic in playoff games to start trending, for pretty much any major American sport. I say American because I only see the trends for the US by default.

[–]thejakehowell 78 points79 points ago

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hashtags are for trending topics. So if everyone is talking about the Oscars, or the Olympics or some other bullshit they put #oscars or #olympics. When a topic trends enough, it appears on the twitter front page and you can see all the other tweets w/that hashtag. At least, this is how it's supposed to work. In reality, what we get is this: "Just got back from the beach! #lol #SoTanRightNow #SummerRulez #rofl"

[–]relevant_hash_tags 74 points75 points ago

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#helpful #grandson #loltwitter

[–]theprodigy77 13 points14 points ago

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Redditor for 3 months

[–]sarcastic_hash_tags 16 points17 points ago

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#idgaf #coolstorybro

[–]BostAnon 21 points22 points ago

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' #fuckeverythingaboutthisshit

[–]Bieterman 4 points5 points ago

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To be fair, a lot of big companies or events (McDonalds, The Oscars) pay to have their tags automatically be "trending" and appear at the top of the list. Anything that says "promoted" next to it, is just an ad. No one is actually talking about it or gives any fucks.

[–]Vinin 4 points5 points ago

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Now there are more useful ways to use this too. For lesser profile sports such as ultimate frisbee, our college championships used a specific hashtag to allow for fans to key in on those hashtags. Team accounts were encouraged to use the tags so fans could key in on basically real time updates. Not all uses of hashtags are dumb stupid.

[–]gman243 10 points11 points ago

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I don't use twitter much but from what I understand they're basically keywords. So if you're complaining about Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees you might hashtag #Yankees or #ARodSucks. Anyone can then click on the hashtag and see any other tweets with the hashtags #Yankess or #ARodSucks.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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From what I understand they're mentions of things that aren't people. Current events, popular sayings or what have you. Think of the difference between @ and # as the difference between people and pages on facebook.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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It's basically just a way to tag your tweet with something, same way you would on any blog site.

[–]sim006 4 points5 points ago

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Hashtags are used to tag a post with with a subject or topic. For example, I could write a post about a recent sports team and add the hashtag #teamname and then when anyone searches for #teamname they can find all the posts containing that hashtag. tl;dr it helps you find what people are saying on a certain topic.

[–]Hypercore 173 points174 points ago

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Upvote. Only person who actually explained this well. Thank you.

[–]_ali_ 2 points3 points ago

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He forgot to explain the part where the girl killed herself.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Do I pronounce "@danieltosh" as "at Daniel Tosh"?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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If it's at the beginning you usually just skip over it (as it's a way to simply address the user), if it's used in a sentence you would read it simply as Daniel Tosh. "I love @danieltosh" would be read as "I love Daniel Tosh." @replying existed waaaay before Twitter on many chat clients and games

[–]smoochieboochies 20 points21 points ago

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Wow all this time I thought Katie Schneider told D. Tosh to STFU.

[–]dhaft88 2 points3 points ago

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shnoogins :)

[–]Geruvah 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for explaining this. I thought it was going the other way around this whole time.

[–]Leezus 2 points3 points ago

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It just occured to me why I don't understand Twitter either. Every time someone goes to explain it, I jut get annoyed and stop reading.

[–]KingR3aper 98 points99 points ago

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Yeah me fucking neither, I'm 19 but shit makes me feel like a tech-retarded sheltering mother.

[–]Aihwa 36 points37 points ago

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the @ symbol is prefixed to the name of the account that the message is intended to reach. The name below with an attached picture is the sender.

That said, I don't use twitter and fuck web 2.0. Gimme my message boards to this social networking nonsense.

[–]laddergoat89 13 points14 points ago

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It makes zero sense though that if I were to @ you instead of @Aihwa showing up on your page with the message..it shows up on mine.

Thats like me writing on my own facebook wall but tagging you n the post, makes zero sense.

[–]bugs_bunny_in_drag 13 points14 points ago

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people do that, too.

[–]remmiz 3 points4 points ago

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Just think of it as tagging people in a post, not sending them a message. You can send direct messages on twitter too which don't show up on your own page.

[–]neuromonkey 2 points3 points ago

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facewhat?

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[–]Lurking_Grue 20 points21 points ago

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Usenet? We used to DREAM about usenet. When we wanted to contact friends via computer I had to set my computer to keep dialing the local BBS waiting for it to become available as it can only handle one phone call at a time and we LIKED IT!

[–]Nephilese 2 points3 points ago

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I remember when the guy who had a 1200 baud modem was the coolest guy on the BBS...

[–]KingR3aper 2 points3 points ago

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ooooo. Knowledge is power.

[–]my79spirit 25 points26 points ago

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France is bacon.

[–]FUCKING_FUCK 11 points12 points ago

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You just put at signs everywhere and post stuff, I guess.

[–]TomJonesInASpeedo 32 points33 points ago

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[–]Roamin_Ronin 4 points5 points ago

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DAMMIT!

[–]atasteofawesome 18 points19 points ago

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Twitter is where every single person who has ever been known by more than 10 fucking people, post their every thought pretending people give a shit. You don't want to know how it works.

[–]Stevor1984 35 points36 points ago

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It's not so bad if you just follow people who have important things to say and/or news to dish out. Otherwise don't follow your friends they'll just tell you what they ate and how they feel 24/7.

[–]The_Referentialist 27 points28 points ago

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Exactly this.

Also, follow comedians. They can seriously take the shittiness out of a bad work day with just one retarded 140-character joke.

[–]Jimwoo 12 points13 points ago*

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"No one really knows the ones they love. If you knew everything they thought I bet you'd wish that they'd just shut up."

fixed - for the record, Isaac Brock does have a lithp.

[–]jeejaw 8 points9 points ago

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Upvote for Modest Mouse.

[–]Jimwoo 6 points7 points ago

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Upvote for recognizing Modest Mouse. :D

[–]peeonyou 2 points3 points ago

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you'd with what?

[–]badanalogybrah 3 points4 points ago

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with he didn't type with a lithp

[–]pubup 100 points101 points ago

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Who's your favorite sassy black actress?.... wtf kind of question is that?!

[–]zihuatanejo 51 points52 points ago

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I know, what a stupid question. It's obviously Wanda Sykes, right? I mean, why do you even need to ask?

[–]FerrignosGlutes 20 points21 points ago

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That woman is awful and you are awful.

[–]thedrew 31 points32 points ago

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My favorite kind.

[–]staffell 8 points9 points ago

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I imagine she's probably a young black girl who thinks she's 'sassy' and wants tosh to give an answer so that she can compare herself to the actress.

[–]comejoinus 7 points8 points ago

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How insightful of you.

[–]omgpokemans 236 points237 points ago

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It sure is.

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[–]TheMightyDane 24 points25 points ago

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I read it in the voice of the narrator in Arrested Development.

[–]illBreakYouGood 19 points20 points ago

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Ron Howard

[–]gallusgannitus22 10 points11 points ago

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yup, that's the one

[–]dquizzle 2 points3 points ago

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Just read everything in Morgan Freeman's voice and all text will be awesome.

[–]JaymesJB 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks for providing artist credit. I don't know what I would've done without knowing who had created this masterpiece.

[–]flacothetaco 31 points32 points ago

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Well I don't know what I was expecting...

[–]boutsofbrilliance 9 points10 points ago

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[–]PickyPanda 3 points4 points ago

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it wasn't until today that I realized John Cena is just a bigger version of Daniel Tosh.

[–]topperharley88 177 points178 points ago

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I know reddit hates him for the most part, but I like the shit he pulls quite a bit, must be a colossal dick IRL tho

[–]3Deezy 138 points139 points ago

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I used to work on the show, IRL he's actually a pretty nice guy, jokes around a lot, the type of guy that gives you shit a lot, but in a joking manner.

[–]Bromleyisms 31 points32 points ago

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yeah, AMA post about working for comedy central right now please

[–]3Deezy 2 points3 points ago

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didn't work directly for Comedy Central, worked for the show, most of the shows are kind of their own entities that are just commissioned by Comedy Central, and honestly wasn't really that exciting, pretty relaxed, I got to wear whatever I wanted to, come into work with flip flops and shorts most days, we cracked jokes a lot, that's about it.

[–]topperharley88 21 points22 points ago

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really? he seems like he would be the guy to just blatantly hit on your girlfriend in front of you and just kind of laugh ta you while he does it... whcih is kind of awesome i guess

[–]steady_riot 30 points31 points ago

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That's the character he plays. Like Colbert plays a dimwitted neo-conservative, Tosh plays a guy that's kind of a douche. That might be gay.

[–]Schadenfreudian_slip 7 points8 points ago

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Exactly.

A lot of people forget that Stand up comedians are caricatures too.

[–]3Deezy 25 points26 points ago

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haha, yea, I used to get asked all the time if he's an asshole and also if he is gay or not.

[–]valkyrio 26 points27 points ago

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I think it's pretty damn obvious that he's not gay.

I love how he jokes about it so much though.

[–]topperharley88 33 points34 points ago

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I love how he plays the gay thing up, most of the girls I know are so confused

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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But seriously is he gay?

[–]nsarlo 7 points8 points ago

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Is he gay?

[–]KingCyrus 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RP-on-AF1 2 points3 points ago

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Closet gays always have hot girlfriends.

[–][deleted] 346 points347 points ago

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Reddit hates pretty much everyone. It's a really spiteful demographic.

[–]topperharley88 446 points447 points ago

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FUCK YOU

[–]Just_another_man 412 points413 points ago

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FUCK ALL THE THINGS

[–]codewench 95 points96 points ago

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Trust me, there are some things you should not fuck. Seriously.

[–]phillymatt 44 points45 points ago*

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Go on...

Edit: My penis and I wish that we had never prompted this outpouring of truly disturbing imagery...

[–]codewench 82 points83 points ago

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Lawnmowers.

[–]jmf145 52 points53 points ago

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Icy Hot.

[–]KoalaBomb 106 points107 points ago

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Your sister in law's panties.

[–]turimbar1 31 points32 points ago

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pencil sharpeners

watyouguyscantfityoursinthere? nevermind

[–]JaymesJB 25 points26 points ago

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Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]I_Have_Candy 14 points15 points ago

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Horses?

[–]my79spirit 29 points30 points ago

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[–]codewench 25 points26 points ago

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Now that and sex are in the same part of my brain.

Damn you.

[–]my79spirit 13 points14 points ago

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Happy Reddit Birthday! (Also, your pie is spiders)

[–]bowie-in-space 2 points3 points ago

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So stop compartmentalizing it.

[–]peeonyou 2 points3 points ago

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I made the mistake once of pasting a video of a boy who was breaking the world record for most spiders on his body to my gf right after she started talking dirty on skype.

Now everytime I'm in the mood she brings up spiders.

shudder

[–]greedyiguana 4 points5 points ago

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haha thank god my computer loads images slow. I saw the link and nearly shit myself trying to close out the window

[–]netricate 4 points5 points ago

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NOPE. I see your url, dirty bastard.

[–]crashnburn753 1 point2 points ago

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fuck everything about that

[–]NoNeedForAName 2 points3 points ago

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I was going to post "Challenge Accepted." Then I clicked the link.

[–]Iamametameta 2 points3 points ago

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There needs to be some kind of tag for these types of things ;-;

[–]MRSAurus 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck. You.

[–]thecat12 4 points5 points ago

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[–]Farisr9k 10 points11 points ago

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My sister.

Don't you touch her ಠ_ಠ

[–]greedyiguana 7 points8 points ago

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too late

[–]greedyiguana 6 points7 points ago

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have you ever seen that movie "Teeth"?

[–]JMango 4 points5 points ago

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Garbage disposals.

[–]DroogyParade 4 points5 points ago

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Happy Birthday! Now, fuck you! (:

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Fuck this gay earth.

[–]bumbletowne 20 points21 points ago

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We love Nathan Fillion and Peter Dinklage, though. We love the fucking shit out of those guys.

[–]KaZie101 27 points28 points ago

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Reddit hates him? Did I miss something?

[–]topperharley88 31 points32 points ago

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a lot of people thinks he is just super unoriginal since he is the last in the line of the internetipede, right after digg

[–]Garfield234 70 points71 points ago

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So basically we hate him because he turns the random shit that we all see and no one outside of our internet loop ever really ever hears about, and turns it into pop culture refrences that we can speak to our other friends about? What a shit head, fuck him.

[–]BakBakBagok 23 points24 points ago

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"[internet joke]"

"OMG! YOU WATCH TOSH.O?"

"No, I just saw it on Reddit."

(Meanwhile, the joke is actually from 4chan)

"The fuck is a Reddit?"

[–]Narwhals_Rule_You 13 points14 points ago

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I think much of the hate comes from the idea that he takes videos that are already past their internet fame "prime", and rehashes many of the jokes that people have already said on the 'tubez.

People just don't get that in order to produce his show they have to get approval on every video and can't step on content owner's rights.

Personally, I don't care... the dude makes me laugh, and after like 40 shows I still can't figure out if he's gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).

[–]jaydeejj 6 points7 points ago

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Yup basically. I've seen people say things like "fuck him! I saw that video a month ago and it's only popular now because it was on Tosh.0"

[–]jkclftn 12 points13 points ago

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We are all fucking internet hipsters.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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He brings the internet to my older family members. They still have dialup.

[–]Metal_Mike 4 points5 points ago

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It is jealousy. People are just mad he gets paid to talk about stupid shit on the internet, while we just sit here and do it for free.

[–]justbecausewhynot 13 points14 points ago

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Naw, his douchyness/dick style makes me laugh too damn much.

[–]iHateusernames1 8 points9 points ago

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Reddit hates Daniel Tosh? I was unaware of this.

But they have so much in common.

[–]coerciblegerm 2 points3 points ago

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Meta-self-loathing hivemind.

[–]jannne 31 points32 points ago

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[–]DanielKlavitz 9 points10 points ago

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Didn't even bother to change the title..

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you. This is shameless.

[–]wreslur 13 points14 points ago

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Reddit seems to have it out against Daniel tosh because the writers on his show recycle stuff which we've already seen. Honestly, it's impossible to do a TV show about internet culture and not be shit we've seen before. His stand up comedy however, is fucking brilliant.

[–]DJ8Man 5 points6 points ago

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Really? I thought it was because he wouldn't do an AMA.

[–]Warlizard 86 points87 points ago

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It's funny 'cause he's mean.

[–]bubba_shubba 29 points30 points ago

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for some reason I can't read this in anything other than his voice.

[–]Balrizangor 8 points9 points ago

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I see your shut the fuck up and raise you this

[–]ThatFuckingGuy 5 points6 points ago

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To a 15 year old fan.

[–]Warlizard 2 points3 points ago

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To a 52-year-old man

FTFY

[–]irishsandman 7 points8 points ago

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regarding Tosh. years ago, the first time I heard about him was when my friend told me about him.

He said, here, listen to this guy, he's kinda like Dane Cook.

I still think that's the best dis you could ever deliver to Daniel Tosh.

[–]C_IsForCookie 6 points7 points ago

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$10 says Katie Schneider is really Chris Hansen.

[–]forgoodmeasure 42 points43 points ago

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Anyone else spend 5 minutes trying to figure out what is going on before laughing?

[–]SleepyA 13 points14 points ago

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I still don't get it (have never been on twitter)

[–]jonnie5 34 points35 points ago

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shes basically sending all those messages to (or @) danieltosh, over a very short time, and danieltosh responds to her saying shut the fuck up.

[–]HalfRations 16 points17 points ago

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and then what happened?

[–]Tangelooo 45 points46 points ago

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She said, and I quote:

I know your joking. love you too.

Some people can't catch a hint... sheesh.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 2 points3 points ago

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I just facepalmed.

[–]SleepyA 3 points4 points ago

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Ah now I get it, thank you kind sir. Have an upvote.

[–]iSmokeTheXS 17 points18 points ago

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A reasonable response to say the least.

[–]DrunkenHero 24 points25 points ago

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IT'S FUCKING SPELLED "YOU'RE"

[–]Aldrasio 3 points4 points ago

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How does one function as a Grammar Nazi without having a brain aneurysm every 6 minutes?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I saw Daniel Tosh do an impromptu comedy performance at an LA comedy club. Not only was he way funnier than expected, but just his whole act was just much, much darker than you'd expect from seeing him on TV. He seemed almost suicidal. And hilarious. Then Carlos Mencia decided to give an impromptu performance too - for 2 fucking hours starting at midnight - and ruined an otherwise outstanding evening for everyone.

[–]BorjaX 1 point2 points ago

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Was anyone else thinking about this?

[–]maniacalmania 4 points5 points ago

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"You make me feel like a natural woman."

[–]TomSmithy23 3 points4 points ago

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So he tells her to "Shut the fuck up" on March 2nd but then still replies to her on March 7th and March 9th

Evidently she didn't annoy him that much.

[–]thepinginator 2 points3 points ago

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So DAE have no idea how twitter works?

[–]Stop_Sign 8 points9 points ago

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Does twitter have a block user option?

[–]retrospects 48 points49 points ago

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That would require him to give fucks. Apparently he only request you shut them.

[–]Zeppelanoid 13 points14 points ago

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He could at least give her 1 slack.

[–]Nipplcurd 2 points3 points ago

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Probably, but it's not as funny.

[–]j0n4h 6 points7 points ago

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I think she was trolling him.

[–]alexkoeh 7 points8 points ago

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Still won't do an AMA

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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someone just killed themselves...

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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This is several months old and is a blatant repost. So how about YOU shut the fuck up, OP?

[–]kitnontik 2 points3 points ago

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And it got upvoted to the front because enough people hadn't seen it. How about you shut the fuck up?

[–]hadhad69 4 points5 points ago

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[–]luxazur 2 points3 points ago

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I still don't get twitter...

[–]bringingsarcasmback 2 points3 points ago

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⸮ I bet he's not even 15⸮

[–]hitraj47 2 points3 points ago

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I don't always respond to my fans...

[–]soweallgrow 2 points3 points ago

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TIL reddit is full of people that have no idea how to use Twitter.

[–]TheDentite 2 points3 points ago

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Please click permalink on this comment. Good, that should line this up nicely.

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What does that bold caps sentence over there say?

[–]missmariela01 2 points3 points ago

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His show is disappointing but his standup is hilarious.

[–]binary_search_tree 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Must look up Daniel Tosh. Poor girl though, she's smitten.

[–]CuntDeletedMyAccount 11 points12 points ago

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[–]drofenaz 12 points13 points ago

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Am I the only one that thinks his stand-up is one hundred times better than Tosh.0?

[–]Condawg 6 points7 points ago

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No, not at all. His standup is fucking fantastic. Tosh.o is amusing every now and then, but I've already seen a lot of that shit. I respect him for his stand-up more than anything.

[–]jaydeejj 4 points5 points ago

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A few things:

1) Yes, Daniel Tosh is an asshole on TV but remember people, he's a comedian with a certain style of humor. His humor, like many other comedians, is being racist, sexist, and degrading. Comedy is very subjective. If people don't like him, they don't have to watch him.

2) I'm not sure if anyone realizes this but Tosh doesn't "steal" anything from Reddit. Most of the videos that are shown are submitted to the Tosh.0 blog by fans (such as the Friday video [of which I saw on Reddit first but it was popularized by Tosh's blog]).

3) This girl may be 15, but that doesn't stop her from being creepy. Have a look at her timeline. Just because we have access to celebrities via Twitter does not mean we need to constantly send them messages to them.

[–]drew1749 2 points3 points ago

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No the friday video was popularized by 4chan. Never forget.

[–]sebkul 1 point2 points ago

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So she sends him a metric ass ton of messages about how she loves him and he finally says STFU! Can't blame the guy. The bitch is crazy.

[–]areyouseriousman 1 point2 points ago

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TIL...I'm not the only who doesn't know or care how twitter works :D

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Stay classy daniel

[–]talan123 1 point2 points ago

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I will now give him a shot because of that tweet.

/I feel filthy.

[–]tallandlanky 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't know what kind of response she was expecting.