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[–]ledoctor 34 points35 points ago

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You go straight for the bush and bury yourself in it?

[–]XWUWTR 15 points16 points ago

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Backwards.

[–]TheChickenLover 3 points4 points ago

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Yes

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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"thank god he left... pretending to be nice is really hard!"

[–]jpcorner 4 points5 points ago

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I imagine the opposite of this gif to be true for that situation.

[–]Fun-Cooker[S] 18 points19 points ago

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Are you saying I hide in the bushes waiting for women? It's a fair cop

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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you ingest bald yellow men?

[–]Sir_Walken 3 points4 points ago

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You don't?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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touche

[–]AtomicDog1471 0 points1 point ago

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I make the bald man weep.

[–]storesvin 4 points5 points ago

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Every time (I think) a girl shows interest me, find out she has a boyfriend.

[–]CapnScumbone 5 points6 points ago

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you retract deeply into your own foliage?

[–]Sir_Walken 4 points5 points ago

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It's pronounced Foliage!

[–]Slashur_8 2 points3 points ago

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Fo-Lee-age

Fo-Lee-age

[–]MONDARIZ 3 points4 points ago

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Don’t worry eventually some girl is not going to ‘take no for an answer’. You simply can’t hide forever!

Edit: I have seen this before.

[–]sirkazuo 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately they are rarely the kind of girl you'll want to be with...

[–]dumbphonesrule 2 points3 points ago

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Riiiight.

[–]Lampmonster1 12 points13 points ago

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PUSSY!! Stop that shit! What is the worst that can happen? You make a fool of yourself? Get fucking over it. You're going to make a fool of yourself anyway. Know what the difference is? The fool that hit on the girl might get laid. That's right, girls actually want to have sex with men. You could be that man. All you have to do is get your nuts out of the drawer and dust them off. Man, I never talk like this but you guys seriously need to get over this attitude. Fuck.

[–]storesvin 6 points7 points ago

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[–]lucky12321 0 points1 point ago

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this deserves more upvotes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I was gonna come in here to call him a pussy, thank goodness someone beat me to it.

[–]octonio -3 points-2 points ago

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actually he should keep doin what hes doin makes it easier for people with balls

[–]mcereal -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]srry72 -2 points-1 points ago

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Some of us get caught by surprise and don't know what to do right away.

[–]RiotGrrL319 0 points1 point ago

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Open your mouth and say "hi" and talk. I promise that you will NOT die.

[–]srry72 0 points1 point ago

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Its not that we don't want to we just take longer to get out of the "Holy shit shes talking to me" haze

[–]Lampmonster1 1 point2 points ago

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Shake your head, bite the side of your mouth, whatever it takes. If she's made contact you're halfway there. At that point you can say almost anything.

[–]RiotGrrL319 1 point2 points ago

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Except "does this smell like chloroform?"

[–]srry72 0 points1 point ago

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You make it sound like we don't want to or that we're scared. I'm saying some people just take longer, not that they wont.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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Well you know what they say about "he who hesitates".

[–]srry72 0 points1 point ago

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They last longer in bed?

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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You hide back in the bush outside her house because she just called the cops?

[–]ilikebigbutts 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ipeeleftee 1 point2 points ago

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haha atleast you realize what your doing wrong.

[–]KellyTheET 1 point2 points ago

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[–]youkilledyour 2 points3 points ago

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That was a very good story.

[–]KellyTheET 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me feel all claustrophobic...

[–]punkdigerati 4 points5 points ago

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Tonight this girl I work with told me to get ahold of her if I needed massage work done. I'm totally into her, and I'm not going to go for it because I'm too fucking scared.

[–]TilduhTilduhTilduh 2 points3 points ago

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This happens to me a lot too. Even if a girl is outwardly interested in me, the fact that she is outwardly interested is so confusing and unexpected that I end up second guessing myself.

[–]octonio 0 points1 point ago

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screw what walken says, how can this not work out...

[–]Sir_Walken -4 points-3 points ago

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Normally people would say

"Nah go for it! It's better to go for it and maybe get rejected than to wonder for the rest of your life!".

But no, that is fucking stupid disney movie advice, it never works out in real life. Keep doing what your doing.

[–]entropy111 1 point2 points ago

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yup. me too

[–]MaiLouIsLegend 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone?

[–]tarellel 0 points1 point ago

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And that's why you'll be a virgin until the day you die. [FOREVER ALONE]

[–]MatthewSly 0 points1 point ago

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"I could do better. I'm afraid I might get stuck with this one." Amirite?

[–]eldgeNroffles 0 points1 point ago

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WHY??

[–]geenearerer -1 points0 points ago

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That headline is a outright sensationalism: "Were a girl to ever show interest in me" portrays OP more accurately.

[–]RiotGrrL319 -1 points0 points ago

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I hate this!!! It takes a bit of courage to approach a guy first and when he just runs away it really sucks.

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[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points ago

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His gay what? What did his gay do?

[–]megasabeee -1 points0 points ago

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every time i cum