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Sex can wait (i.imgur.com)

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[–]TheSpeedy 58 points59 points ago

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I'm an engineering major at a top 10 university and I have to say this is a bit fishy.

There are no black people in engineering.

[–]cwstjnobbs 11 points12 points ago

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They all went into chemical engineering.

[–]strikezone 5 points6 points ago

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Chemical engineering product marketing?

[–]fburnaby 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, my class had two back guys and two middle-eastern girls and one black girl. Diversity!

Also, no white girls, and many many very very white guys.

[–]TheSpeedy 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say that most other demographics have a strong presence in the program I'm in. At my graduation ceremony in May it became VERY apparent that there are almost no black people in engineering. There were probably 5 black guys out of the 1000+ people graduating and I'm pretty sure there were no black girls at all.

[–]DigItAll 1 point2 points ago

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i'm the only black guy in software engineering.

[–]acdcfanbill 0 points1 point ago

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As someone who went to an engineering school, unless your gay, sex is waited on w/o your consent.

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[–]vtjohnhurt -1 points0 points ago

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It's in the top ten in Texas, and that's all that really matters if you are from Texas.

[–]TheSpeedy -1 points0 points ago*

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http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-engineering-schools/eng-rankings

Strange, looks like it is about 8.

edit* And African people "don't count" as being black? WTF is wrong with you?

[–]UnknownArchive -3 points-2 points ago

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Someone needs to develop the newest types of grillz

[–]TreeDefiesFire 34 points35 points ago

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Sex or engineering. That kid knows what he's talking about.

[–]ScottCarmichael 6 points7 points ago

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"Cake or Death!?!"

"Uh, cake please."

"Well we're all outta cake!"

"So my choice is...'or death'!?!"

[–]Hogomogo[S] 11 points12 points ago

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If you were a vagineer it would save time and effort.

[–]WhoDah 9 points10 points ago

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"Hey what are you doing with my pants? No wait! I'm trying to identify force couples! Hold on, no! We can't do this! I still have Diff EQ homework!"

[–]Haloeklo 20 points21 points ago

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I like the idea of this better than abstain till you're married. This to me just means to focus your energy on what's most impotent to you.

[–]polyphasic0007 15 points16 points ago

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"no children until you're married' makes sense, but "no sex until you are married" is retarded.

[–]iqtrm 1 point2 points ago

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Why does "no childern until your're married" make sense? It does not make you a better parent nor affect your fiscal possibilities. Im not trying to troll, just want to know what the idea is based on.

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[–]iqtrm -3 points-2 points ago

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So do not Y until X has nothing to do with X but could be a indication of Z. Does not compute... =)

Or in human, In this world where marriage is just some paperwork away and could be done in a weekend, It should not be an indication on how fit you are to raise children. Nor does the saying on where we started make any kind of sense.

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[–]polyphasic0007 0 points1 point ago

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i agree with this. Marriage not in the legal sense, but in the sense of settling down, quitting with the dating game, and being committed to eachother. this needs to happen before having kids.

also to an extent, the only reason why marriage was invented was so kids can have a mother and a father.

historially, before birth control, sex pretty much meant someone was going to get pregnant. that's why a lot of cultures have age-old wisdom saying "no sex (kids) before marriage". now that's no longer the case, so i think sex before marriage is fine.

[–]Twitch043 0 points1 point ago

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In your opinion.

[–]Haloeklo 0 points1 point ago

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No doubt.

[–]shnuffy 0 points1 point ago

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word to that

[–]Haloeklo 2 points3 points ago

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Edit: important But haha!

[–]lolidragon 7 points8 points ago

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This is like when you're in a group of friends and you start awkwardly laughing at your own joke, but no one else laughs with you.

[–]Haloeklo 2 points3 points ago

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I like awkward moments. They're hilarious.

[–]angrysaget 3 points4 points ago

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i thought the joke was that you said impotent...

[–]Mrubuto 0 points1 point ago

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exactly. not really sure I see the humour in this post.

[–]fburnaby 0 points1 point ago

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Sex it is! Luckily I studied engineering during the refractory period. To the future!

[–]lackofbrain 0 points1 point ago

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Most people's refractory period is not four years...

[–]fburnaby 0 points1 point ago

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Neither is mine. But I can study in 20 minute increments...

[–]PilgrimB 0 points1 point ago

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"Impotent"? Freudian slip much?

[–]Gouken 13 points14 points ago

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Just reminds me of successful black man pics, although not engineering related

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love that pic!

[–]crashcrashbenjamin 10 points11 points ago

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but if you become an engineer, sex will wait indefinitely

[–]J0lt 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it, the first words out of my mouth were "...indefinitely".

[–]jonnie5 4 points5 points ago

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My buddy and I have a theory that sex takes away a man's super powers. Look at Nikola Tesla. Never touched the poontang, and was therefore a super genius.

[–]umopepisdn 2 points3 points ago

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Newton, another very good example.

[–]Havitech 3 points4 points ago

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What about Einstein? That man couldn't even keep his hands off his cousin!

[–]Ubicomp 1 point2 points ago

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Newton used to make tiny scale models of furniture to woo a childhood crush. It was an early and painful rejection and the first of many hard times to come.

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

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i've never heard of this before. i guess you read his biography?

[–]Haloeklo 1 point2 points ago

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He also died a lonely alcohol addicted man.

[–]Ubicomp 1 point2 points ago

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Paul Erdos as well. One of the most prolific and hilarious mathematicians that ever lived. Had a problem with his dick where it pained him to get hard. As a result of this, he had to completely abstain not only from sex, but from anything that might bring him to an aroused state. Thus his entire life was focused on keeping his mind elsewhere. Epic.

[–]JackpotDen 1 point2 points ago

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Erdos is a badass motorhead and general homeless man.

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[–]Ubicomp 2 points3 points ago*

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I read about it in a few places, the first place was a biography of Paul Erdös The Man Who Loved Only Numbers (start on page 139 halfway down for the story as told by his friend Andrew Vazsonyi).

I used to read a lot of bios of mathematicians and that aspect of his life was quite shocking to me.

[–]Kev-bot 1 point2 points ago

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WTF! I'm in engineering right now:(

[–]Ubicomp 0 points1 point ago

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Today a career in engineering is one of the best ways to eventually get laid. Not only will you likely make a sustainable salary, chicks will dig the security and want to legitimately settle down with you. You'll have some good pickins for your efforts!

[–]nutterybipple 1 point2 points ago

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Let's see if he is singing the same tune when an electrician is yelling at him because he drew a schematic that has a female end where a male end should be.

[–]MyaloMark 1 point2 points ago

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Sex might drain him of his essential engineering fluids.

[–]J4CKJ4W 1 point2 points ago

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Kansas City?

[–]luckyj 1 point2 points ago

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...unless you study abroad. Having an accent overrides being an engineer.

[–]JuiceAndChowMein 0 points1 point ago

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Studying a broad is a great way to have more sex ;)

[–]itsIvan 1 point2 points ago

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Who knew Geordi Laforge was so conflicted in his youth?

[–]Whimsical_Hobo 1 point2 points ago

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SPY'S SAPPIN' MAH SEX DRIVE!

[–]nymphaea 0 points1 point ago

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LOL it's 'cause he doesn't have the time

[–]polyphasic0007 0 points1 point ago

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well, just don't wait until after 26. that causes erectile dysfunction. I learned the hard way!

[–]RabidHexley 0 points1 point ago

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The guy living in the dorm-room next to mine actually had this taped to his door last semester. I didn't know it was actually from a billboard.

[–]soyabstemio 0 points1 point ago

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I WILL BUILD AN ATOMIC SEX MACHINE!

[–]DizzyDrone 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

[–]midnightbean 0 points1 point ago

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And this is how sodomy begins.

[–]dave_SGNL_05 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, me too, I'm choosing not to get laid.

[–]FappinToTheOldies 0 points1 point ago

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AAAANNNNDD that's how terrorists are born.

[–]megamikeman 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

[–]haifischsandwich 0 points1 point ago

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True fact: sex is the number one killer of engineers.

[–]RasIsBoss 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, I did mechanical engineering at UofI and there was 1 black guy in my classes. He was from Africa or something. Pretty cool guy.. had a bunch of white chicks hovering around him.

That said I wasn't a fan of engineering.

[–]vtjohnhurt 0 points1 point ago

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This billboard would make more sense if it featured a young black woman.

[–]bokononpontifex 0 points1 point ago

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r/nonsequiturs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If he becomes an engineer then sex will definitely wait... for a long, long time.

[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

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ur gonna be an engineer sex can wait... for a long long time.

[–]hokan 0 points1 point ago

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Let me tell you something that doesn't wait for engineers...balding

[–]Bob_Chiquita[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Just throwing this out there. Being successful and making a superior salary doing something interesting is actually very attractive to the hoochies once you are out of college.

[–]Ubicomp 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, mention that you work at Google at a bar and the chicks get dollar signs and babies in their eyes.

[–]polyphasic0007 0 points1 point ago

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pleaes tell me this is true...

[–]MustStopMasturbating -1 points0 points ago

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I want to be a nude photographer. I can't abide.

[–]Haloeklo 0 points1 point ago

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I love fucking. I can't abide

[–]German_Boy_Wonder -1 points0 points ago

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= UC Berkeley kids....

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