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[–]mharmless 2 points3 points ago

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I imagine this must be how vampires feel when they order pizza.

[–]imatwrk 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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BUT IT'S WRONG!!!

[–]xphaser99x 2 points3 points ago

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And I kissed her in a style Clark Gable would have admired.

[–]captainjb 1 point2 points ago

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DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[–]deathstab 0 points1 point ago

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D:

[–]horriblehank 0 points1 point ago

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I especially liked it when they liked its throat. Tasty little gazelle baby, mmmm.

[–]malakies 0 points1 point ago

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Nooo...THEY'RE JUST CUDDLING!!

[–]Glitchmike 0 points1 point ago

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Second Law of the Wild: Leave before the lions get hungry.

[–]Veum 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha, thank you for making my day, here, have some karma!

[–]Mortegro545 0 points1 point ago

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That baby animal had a throat infection. Everyone knows cheetahs are great surgeons.