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[–]inflatablefish 400 points401 points ago

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Of course, if you think about it, you realise that his wish included humanity developing to the point of needing starfighter pilots in his daughter's lifetime. Which makes him pretty awesome.

[–]ChastityPanda 210 points211 points ago

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Does it? He essentially wished intergalactic war on his own planet.

[–][deleted] 286 points287 points ago

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But intergalactic war is rad.

[–]ilovepie 110 points111 points ago

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You could also say that it's pretty far out.

[–]arielrebel 105 points106 points ago

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Stellar.

[–]caust1c 66 points67 points ago

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Tubular.

... wait, fuck.

[–]tootubular 66 points67 points ago

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You definitely went too far.

[–]plasmamaker 12 points13 points ago

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well played

[–]PullTheOtherOne 7 points8 points ago

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No man, you're just ahead of your time. Just wait until they put the finishing touches on Tube Theory. It's like String Theory but with more depth.

[–]98PercentChimp 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, it's a more rounded theory...

[–]lackofbrain 4 points5 points ago

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there are holes right through it!

[–]hauntedtikibar 2 points3 points ago

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Tube Theory just doesn't hold water!

[–]rwhittak3 -1 points0 points ago

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Carbon nano-tubular!

[–]wisdumb -1 points0 points ago

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Ben

[–]Perturbed_Spartan -1 points0 points ago

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out of this world

[–]MorningHaze -2 points-1 points ago

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That's pretty far out, man.

[–]shiftyeyeddogg -3 points-2 points ago

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That's pretty far out, man!

[–]Hans_Sanitizer 6 points7 points ago

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So say we all!

[–]brazilliandanny 1 point2 points ago

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Beats the shitty ass "interplanetary war" bullshit we got right now.

[–]BourbonAndBlues 4 points5 points ago

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intraplanetary

[–]we_the_sheeple 4 points5 points ago

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Sure, if by "rad" you meant full of killer radiation.

[–]crowseidon 0 points1 point ago

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Biodigital Jazz, Man.

[–]TheMarshma 46 points47 points ago

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Well, she is immune to injury, so they should just send her in lone wolf.

[–]Lampmonster1 22 points23 points ago

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We'd be destined to win. An empire built around one woman.

[–]TheMarshma 10 points11 points ago

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We wouldn't even need to armor her, just send her in with a bunch of explosives and guns, she could set off nukes right beside her without fear of injury.

[–]Lavernius_Tucker 44 points45 points ago

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undue injury. If you set off a nuke next to you, you're due some serious punishment

[–]ThisOpenFist 15 points16 points ago

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Shoot her into space naked with a bowie knife.

[–]The_Referentialist 8 points9 points ago

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Sounds like a bit of an Oddity to me.

[–]benjgvps 2 points3 points ago

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One might call it a Space Oddity.

[–]Devotia 1 point2 points ago

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I hope she meets a nice Starman.

[–]The_Problem_Solver 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I play Star Wars Battlefront II sometimes. Turn on invincibility, let all of my teammates die, and then take down the empire.

[–]vth0mas 9 points10 points ago

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Actually, her mom wished her "to be free from undue illness or injury", and in my experience with fictional, three-wish granting deities, this means she'll get brutally and painfully destroyed for a minor offense, like smoking pot, or insulting her R2 unit before taking off on her soon to be final dogfight.

[–]Ashtefere 2 points3 points ago

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In A.D. 2101 war was beginning...

[–]Travis-Touchdown 7 points8 points ago

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Not really. Could be two earth nations who have space travel.

[–]TheKingofLiars 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps even... two Earths.

[–]dranek 7 points8 points ago

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As oppose to interglactic enslavement because we didn't have kick ass starfighter pilots.

[–]kilbert66 2 points3 points ago

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Not true, even if there was no need for it, we would still develop star fighters just in case.

[–]ArcticCelt 2 points3 points ago

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At least we have starfighters thanks to him. Maybe the war would had come anyway and our only weapon would had been a huge hockey stick swung by the Canadian arm from the space station.

[–]Freekling 1 point2 points ago

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What if she was cryogenically frozen, or by some other means sucked into the future?

[–]sheldonjp 0 points1 point ago

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Still pretty cool.

[–]ohsnapple 1 point2 points ago

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Well if he had just wished for her to be an interstellar pilot without the fighting, she may have been doomed to a lonely existence traveling around looking for extraterrestrial life or inhabitable planets or whatnot. At least now she is part of a larger group and we've made contact with alien life- the fact that she's happy and healthy means we're not losing at least.

[–]Microtom 5 points6 points ago*

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Maybe not. Maybe there'll be other star systems with brown people in them that we can go kill to entertain a few people with tons of money and that can't fight back.

[–]robbykills 0 points1 point ago

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ahem, the preferred term is "quantum brown"

[–]ThisAndBackToLurking 0 points1 point ago

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Or on someone else's.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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thats a bad thing?

[–]brantyr 0 points1 point ago

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But also gives humans the ability to setup colonies on other planets preventing the entire race from being wiped out by one stray asteroid!

[–]Mr_Smartypants 0 points1 point ago

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intergalactic

Why stop there?

Interdimensional!

[–]DarqWolff 0 points1 point ago

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No, maybe she was a peacetime starfighter pilot

[–]cheysuli 0 points1 point ago

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It depends on if the intergalactic war unified the planet or not.

[–]CSFFlame -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe it's just for show, like F-22s

[–]Fetus_Trackstar -1 points0 points ago

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That might actually stop us from killing each other at least

[–]gojirra 10 points11 points ago

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Actually this comic is set in a time when being a starfighter pilot is akin to being a bus driver from our time.

[–]growinglotus 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, you may not have heard but they've been recruiting human starfighter pilots using video games ever since they opened video arcades. Humanity just needs to survive long enough for her to come of age.

[–]moonman 1 point2 points ago

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Every time this is submitted we get more and more efficient at arriving at this very crucial point.

[–]gazmataz 3 points4 points ago

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every time this comic is posted this is the top comment.

[–]inflatablefish 1 point2 points ago

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And this time it was me! I'm so proud of myself right now.

[–]gazmataz 0 points1 point ago

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well done. There will come a day when i will spot this repost first and I will be the one who will garner the sweet sweet upvotes.

[–]inflatablefish 0 points1 point ago

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And then I'll call you on it, thus proving that the system works.

[–]Bad_Translator 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, you want to know if the daughter of Star Wars pilots involved in the development of human potential of life. Very good.

[–]ThisOpenFist 165 points166 points ago*

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The mother got what she deserved for trying to hog all the wishes.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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Yeah, and wish #1 and #3 are basically the same.

[–]HarvardCurlingTeam 25 points26 points ago

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Except for the starfighter part.

[–]MisterSquirrel 55 points56 points ago

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Well, the mom was trying to hog all three wishes, which is no fair.

[–]irfanmp 43 points44 points ago

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In case anyone wants to browse through their other comics

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Sadly, not necessarily. "The Last Starfighter".

[–]Kruger2147 13 points14 points ago

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Starbuck.

[–]ahtnos 2 points3 points ago

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free from undue illness or injury

Like flying too deep into a gas giant and exploding?

untainted by the cynicism of this world

Yeah...

happy

Zak Adama

[–]j00zt1n 34 points35 points ago

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Here is where the link should have pointed

Buttersafe is a fantastic site, and should be in everybody's bookmarks.

[–]eavc 3 points4 points ago

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It is the funniest of the webcomics.

[–]Boredpotatoe2 0 points1 point ago

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That is highly debatable, SMBC and XKCD are much funnier from a nerd perspective but everyone has their own tastes.

[–]eavc 4 points5 points ago

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Of course it is a matter of opinion.

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points ago

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I like how without even discussing anything with the father, the mother just runs ahead and does her own thing. What the fuck?

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points ago

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And then she tries to make her husband look bad.

He wished for his daughter to become a STARFIGHTER PILOT for fuck sake. How cool is that ?!

But no, she HAD to be a bitch about it.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Aaaand this idea of marriage is why so few of us on reddit are looking into it.

[–]bugs_bunny_in_drag 43 points44 points ago

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ahh, the Everybody Loves Raymond model of marriage

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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People love the show because they identify with it.

Stereotypes exist for a reason, the fact that minorities that are different exist does not change the fact that the majority are within a certain, sometimes narrow, range.

[–]pass_over 14 points15 points ago

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Explanation: the comic was drawn by someone who thinks moms are way too serious and dads are all funny and jokester-y.

It's a comic strip, not real life.

[–]vth0mas 1 point2 points ago

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Re-explanation: the comment was posted by someone who knew the comic was fictional, but was assessing it for qualities of realism.

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[–]pass_over 8 points9 points ago

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Well, people reading comic strips like this helps them build gender biases that affect how they think about people. That's why I was pointing it out. I'd feel obligated to do the same thing if it was a comic strip about a black guy and a white guy, and the white guy was trying to wish for education and money and the black guy tried to wish for fried chicken and shoes.

[–]ruinercollector 1 point2 points ago

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Some fried chicken and a new pair of shoes sounds pretty good. I guess I've got my evening planned. Thanks, pass_over!

[–]TonzB -4 points-3 points ago

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Typical American woman.

[–]stevesonaplane -1 points0 points ago

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It's a comic. Maybe they(the artist) had a weird dad.

[–]jayratch 31 points32 points ago

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Mom: I want your life to be free from risk and mushy and comfortable and safe.

Dad: I want your life to be awesome.

And that's why (good) dads are awesome.

[–]utterdamnnonsense 6 points7 points ago

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whoa, whoa, safe? She said she didn't want the kid to be overprotected.

[–]jigby61 8 points9 points ago

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She married a star wars fan she knew what she was getting into

[–]Irving94 5 points6 points ago

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Just link to the fucking website. I'm not sure of the exact link but the comic comes from Buttersafe.com.

[–]limabone 2 points3 points ago

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I keep telling my son he's going to be the first brain surgeon astronaut who is also captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs. He says he wants to be a riot police officer :(

[–]lionmeal 1 point2 points ago

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i'd wish for my kid to win the nobel prize....for kickboxing!

[–]cridgey 1 point2 points ago

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"." = OK "..." = OK ".." = WTF WERE YOU THINKING?

[–]HeyyZeus 1 point2 points ago

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She would be the greatest startfighter pilot of all time with that combination of wishes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's only fair, she chose the first two, the dad has got to have one... the best one at that!

[–]mattatmac 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking the exact same thing you sly bastard.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Best dad ever.

[–]maltman1856 1 point2 points ago

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I just watched "The Last Starfighter" the past weekend. One of my favorite childhood movies, besides the original "War of the Worlds". I was into aliens as a kid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Just noticed that today is "no pics day", the sidebar warns that all pic submissions will be removed, and that the front page of /r/funny is pretty much 100% pics.

Go reddit go.

[–]HanoverGimp 1 point2 points ago

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As a single father of a daughter, I endorse this cartoon.

[–]Tenshik 1 point2 points ago

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Figures the woman would take up all the wishes without even asking the male's opinion. The comic's author's subtle jabs at today's parent custody laws are inspiring.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Look, I love this image. I really, really do. It gives me a chuckle every time I see it. But it's getting to the point where I see it every month, and it's getting stale. I just have to see the first frame to know what it is. To remember the joke. And I have to admit, I smile. But I've seen it too often. Just.. stop. Please. Image jokes and cartoons are not the kinds of humour that can be repeated over and over again, until they are funny again. It just gets boring.

I'm sorry, you made me smile, but I'm taking away one of your karmas. I hope others do as well. You deserve no karma. While funny, this is not yours, and has been reposted far too much. No karma for you. Get out of my reddit.

[–]SockPuppetDinosaur 32 points33 points ago

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I've never seen this before. I laughed. Why am I not allowed to enjoy it? I can't search the bowels of reddit, ya know. It's reposted because it's good.

[–]Reginault 5 points6 points ago

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Have you seen this photo of a ridiculously fat cat with it's eyes photoshopped so it is staring at a cheeseburger?!!?

The cat wants the cheeseburger but cheeseburgers are people food!

IT IS SO HILARIOUS!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You know, it's not even that the image has been to the top of r/pics and r/funny and even just on the front page so many times. It's that even the comments are repeating what others have said. I just did a google search for "Starfighter pilot" reddit.com, and take a look at the top comments on the submission that pops. I'll give that my google-fu was unable to find any links to the comic from this year. I was only able to find about five other links to it, all from last year.

Maybe it was the previous saturation that bugged me. Maybe I'm wrong, and it hasn't been posted as much as I think. I'm just tired of the same things over and over again, and i'm going to call people out on this shit, in the hopes that it goes away.

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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Its not that your google-fu is weak, the problem is because it is a cartoon/comic and people self-title this image, so no matter how much you search for starfighter pilot, if someone labels it 'dad's wish' You can't allow for that.

Yeah, it is a repost, but this time, the repost has lots of new discussion.

[–]SockPuppetDinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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I agree with this part...I wish the comments would change a bit...I have noticed that. But I did enjoy the post, and that's what the interblog is all about!

[–]schmidtopolis 12 points13 points ago

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You deserve no karma. While funny, this is not yours, and has been reposted far too much.

First, I have never seen this, so I'm glad it was posted. Second, is every Reddit post supposed to be created BY the submitter?

[–]shrapnel09 13 points14 points ago

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Not created, but just given credit at least.

[–]schmidtopolis 0 points1 point ago

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Bottom right corner of the image.

[–]ThisOpenFist 6 points7 points ago

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I can't read it. It looks like it may have been resized?

[–]vth0mas 0 points1 point ago

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A statement with a question mark appended?

[–]ThisOpenFist 1 point2 points ago

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It implies a proposed guess.

[–]vth0mas 0 points1 point ago

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It implies a proposed guess if you use a period instead of a question mark. The question mark implies a proposed change to the rules of grammar.

Two rules apply to question marks. First, only use them when asking a direct question. Second, if the sentence is half statement, half question (You wouldn't do that, would you?), then use a question mark.

[–]ThisOpenFist 1 point2 points ago*

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No, I used the question mark to express possible doubt (since we don't happen to use the doubt mark in this language), implying that I'm guessing. The rule you refer to for use of question marks is as malleable as any other in a casual setting like this. If I were writing an important document, I'd use more strict language, but I don't see the point in being so stringent on the internet; all that matters here is that I'm clearly understood.

i cud even talk liek dis n youd jus haff 2 suk my dik ya? But I like to think that I'm a nicer guy than that.

[–]vth0mas 0 points1 point ago

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To be completely honest, I think I'm just being a dick because I haven't eaten enough and I haven't smoked my daily j. I don't think that it was grammatically correct, but it is of no significance on the internet (you are very right), and I was being a dick unnecessarily.

Be the offense great or minor, please accept my apology.

[–]bubbameister33 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting?

[–]vth0mas 0 points1 point ago

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As in "is it interesting?" Apparently, seeing as how I took interest enough to comment.

Problem?

[–]bubbameister33 0 points1 point ago

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Nope?

[–]vth0mas 0 points1 point ago

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Good?

[–]link_to_the_post -1 points0 points ago

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Is that some kind of advanced trolling technique?

[–]cruzlee 2 points3 points ago

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I've been on reddit for more than a year. Reluctantly I have to admit the days I didn't click through the frontpage less than 5 times have been few. I have never seen this picture in my life. And I liked it.

[–]mrdeathllama 2 points3 points ago

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This is the first time I've seen it.

[–]Cublol 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit.

[–]numbernumber99 5 points6 points ago

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With this image, I've come full circle on reddit.

I saw this the day I signed up for an account almost a year ago, though I have no idea how old it actually is. I thought it was hilarious. I posted it to facebook. I was stoked on this fantastic site that had this much funny and thought provoking content to offer.

A year later, and I'm ready to quit. Much has been said about the drop in quality brought on by the digg influx. I only joined about 2 or 3 months beforehand, so I can't comment with any authority on that specific event, but the site just doesn't seem the same. I didn't mind that I was older than most redditors, but now if I see one more fucking pokemon reference I'm going to shoot myself.

I had already decided that, come September, I'd be taking an 8-month pot break. I think I need to add a reddit break to the agenda as well.

[–]sigma_noise 8 points9 points ago

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PROTIP: Unsubscribe from the default, highly populated, reddits and find some other niche ones related to things you like....

[–]numbernumber99 0 points1 point ago

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Ya, I've been debating the reddit enhancement suite for a while. The purpose of the break would mainly be to regain my spare time. If I did return afterwards, I would most certainly be customizing my front page content.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Just a friendly heads up, r/trees has the worst repost rate of all the subs. No one seems to remember that the really purple bunch of buds they just posted was there just the other week.

[–]numbernumber99 0 points1 point ago

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Not a surprise, stoner culture has always been heavily populated by simple-minded giggling idiots. I wonder why....

[–]fade_like_a_sigh 5 points6 points ago

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It's much faster to look at a meme and up vote than it is to read a thought provoking article or an informed comment.

I'll admit the Digg influx caused a lot of problems because it's very obvious that it did but there were problems even before that. /r/pics was flooded with pictures of cats most of the time and pun threads usually got more votes than legitimate answers.

The major issue I have now is that there's about 17 pun/meme comments before you actually get to one remotely informative one. You should check out /r/truereddit if you're looking for some good content, the mainstream boards like pics and funny are lost forever though.

[–]Cablesaurus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a reddit user of maybe 9-12 months. However even in that time I'd say that summarized my feelings as well. It's become too hard to find the informative responses when you DO want to spend the time to read some.

[–]Travis-Touchdown -2 points-1 points ago

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Ready to quit?

Please do. We don't need fucking whiners like you, trying to predict the Reddit apocalypse in every thread.

[–]numbernumber99 0 points1 point ago

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Touchy much? Did I mention an apocalypse? I said that my tastes have outgrown the site.

You're acting like I made a post declaring the end of Tasteful Reddit. Please read my comment history and see how often I'm whining.

Take your overly defensive attitude and insert it into your painfully contracted rectum.

[–]dmsuperman 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this the day I signed up for an account almost a year ago, though I have no idea how old it actually is. I thought it was hilarious. I posted it to facebook. I was stoked on this fantastic site that had this much funny and thought provoking content to offer.

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A year later, and I'm ready to quit. Much has been said about the drop in quality brought on by the digg influx. I only joined about 2 or 3 months beforehand, so I can't comment with any authority on that specific event, but the site just doesn't seem the same. I didn't mind that I was older than most redditors, but now if I see one more fucking pokemon reference I'm going to shoot myself.

And thus we see the birth of the hipster, his own nemesis because he has grown too hip for even his own tastes.

You said it yourself dude: you have come full circle.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 1 point2 points ago

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Then downvote it and hide it?

[–]raptorsango 1 point2 points ago

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I never used digg and I came to reddit a month ago. All I have noticed about reddit is a great community that likes to bitch about how good their site used to be. I have never seen this and enjoyed it. If you've seen something before, I am so extremely sorry you took the time to click on it and be disgusted.

If only there were a system where we as a body of users could register of approval/dissaproval of a posed based on our opinions and its relevance.

TL;DR (I'm told this is a reddit term) I like the post, stop bitching about an extra mouse click.

[–]VvhiskeyTango -1 points0 points ago

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OH GOD THE COMPUTER

IT'S FORCING ME TO CLICK ON THIS LINK

[–]dmsuperman 0 points1 point ago

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STOP BEING RIGHT YOU SARCASTIC DICK.

[–]dmsuperman 0 points1 point ago

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When you first saw it, it was already a repost.

That destroys your entire silly theory.

[–]ironpancakes 0 points1 point ago

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look at the username

[–]miseryisnotdead -2 points-1 points ago

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Who the fuck are you? No one cares that you've seen this before or that this is a -gasp- repost. You're making it seem like by pointing out that this has been posted before you are doing the community some tremendous deed. You're not. You're just being annoying as fuck. Get out of my reddit.

[–]keithkawaii12 -1 points0 points ago

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i like to think the point of r/funny is to introduce those of us who haven't seen comics like these to this type of humor and their respective websites if we choose to explore more comics like it.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I had never seen this before. OP I return to you the karmic point that Test135 stole from you.

[–]Fauchelevent 0 points1 point ago

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This is totally unrealistic. Everyone knows women can't be starfighter pilots.

[–]schmidtopolis 14 points15 points ago

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Kara Thrace?

[–]OrePhan 0 points1 point ago

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Entered comments to search for Kara Thrace, surprised this is the only mention.

[–]Gen_E_Awesome 1 point2 points ago

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She was border-line male.

[–]SquirrelPower 3 points4 points ago

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I think you may be confusing the subjective for the objective.

You may personally, subjectively, dislike toughness in girls women. But that does not actually mean that they are objectivity manly. In fact, they are just tough women.

[–]mightycow 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Gen_E_Awesome 1 point2 points ago

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And? Her character has so many manly qualities, it's almost disturbing.

[–]Hoobleton 2 points3 points ago

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Masculine woman != man.

[–]Gen_E_Awesome -2 points-1 points ago

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There's a point where it becomes just as much of a turn off.

[–]broden 6 points7 points ago

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Turn off or turn on, I appreciate fiction that depicts fighting females as they are most likely to be, rather than a cheerleader with a minigun.

[–]archivis 1 point2 points ago

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Cheerleader with a Minigun would be a hit on scifi.

[–]mightycow 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe if you hate strong women and boobies.

[–]DCH1013 1 point2 points ago

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REPOSt!!! you idiot

[–]keithkawaii12 0 points1 point ago

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that made me giggle. good for you

[–]slyall 0 points1 point ago

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From a previous reddit posting of this. The greatest interpretation ever.

[–]silentcrs 0 points1 point ago

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By that first panel I was fully assuming the comic would involve Legends of the Hidden Temple.

[–]CaseyG 0 points1 point ago

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My wife wouldn't have made it as far as "Well--".

[–]Biszman 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite of the slides is the last.

[–]Rusty_Shanks 0 points1 point ago

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ZARDOZ SPEAKS GUN IS GOOD...

[–]iknowyoutoo 0 points1 point ago

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the kid might ended up poor. I mean I would wish that my child does not have to worry about finances.

[–]aiux 0 points1 point ago

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For a moment the first panel somehow reminded me of one of Fable 3's demon doors.

[–]HanoverGimp 0 points1 point ago

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Shermans Lagoon The Mighty Kahuna

[–]Bowlercap 0 points1 point ago

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Well, why should the mother get to decide on every wish? Dad deserved that last one, damn it.

[–]EpicGotRice 0 points1 point ago

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Forever Starbuck.

[–]akcarver 0 points1 point ago

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Dads ROCK!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think a life without undue pain or illness is necessarily a good thing for building character

[–]aherco 0 points1 point ago

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All good dads would do the same.

[–]Arphahat 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, this is pretty much every father's wish. Am I right or am I right?

[–]paraedolia 0 points1 point ago

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Was so expecting dad's sole input being that she never ever have sex...

[–]d47 0 points1 point ago

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Stan Marsh

[–]aldenso 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a tl;dr for this?

[–]TastelessAlien 0 points1 point ago

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This is pretty much what my dad did, raising me on science fiction.

[–]istatica07 0 points1 point ago

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Old but I adore this. Upvote for you!

[–]ClNCO 0 points1 point ago

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Classic I live near an airbase and my 3GS old girl wants to be a pilot

[–]149390 0 points1 point ago

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It's all fun and games until she gets blown up by the death star. Just saying.

[–]seth4 0 points1 point ago

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As we cannot upvote more than once, I decided to upvote everything you posted (comments and links alike) in the past 24 hours. Good day to you sir.

[–]LionDown 0 points1 point ago

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This tickled me, I'll be having my 1st child (girl) this winter I couldn't be more happy with this comic!

[–]dreamerzz 0 points1 point ago

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well, an invincible starfighter pilot is always something , right? (free from any injury)

[–]pass_over -2 points-1 points ago

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Reddit seems to be convinced that dads do nothing but make jokes all day, leaving all the actual parenting and worrying to the mothers. Seems terribly irresponsible and childish to me.

[–]EagleSaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit: Terribly irresponsible and childish.

[–]adidaht -1 points0 points ago

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using imgur and not linking to the artists site just to get some useless karma. are you that shitty at life?

[–]brainflakes -1 points0 points ago

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Le old

[–]dmsuperman -1 points0 points ago

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TODAY IS NO PICS DAY.

[–]jman583 0 points1 point ago

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That is on Wednesday. AKA tomorrow.

[–]ksnap -2 points-1 points ago

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Too bad you can't TL;DR images.

[–]i3in4ry -1 points0 points ago

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Damn I don't usually laugh out loud at pix but that got me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why does Dad's shirt change colour?

[–]goddamnedbatman -1 points0 points ago

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WHY THE FUCK DOES HIS SHIRT CHANGE COLOR AND ALSO STYLE?!?!?!?