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[–]juuwaaaan 7 points8 points ago

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... and he came down from Mt. Sinai with two tablets of stone containing the ten crack commandments

[–]padreick 5 points6 points ago

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A step by step booklet so you can get your game on track, not your wig pushed back

[–]TheAngryPirate- 2 points3 points ago

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...all he wants to do is party and bull dung

[–]napalm098 0 points1 point ago

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One in the bow 32 in the quiver

[–]swagsoup 2 points3 points ago

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This made my day, no lie.

[–]JanitorsRevenge 1 point2 points ago

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My love for Biggie knows no bounds

[–]003Labs 1 point2 points ago

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upvoting so hard

[–]ObviousHipster 0 points1 point ago

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The frets were made out of old gun parts.

[–]shindelins 0 points1 point ago

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"i'm a baaad baaad knave"

[–]Bro_Hawkins 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]liarliarpantsonfire 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you could say

glasses

Papa was a player.