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[–]beermethestrength 446 points447 points ago

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Krieger-san, my cherry blossoms are wilting!

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[–]TIAYIDFAMA 232 points233 points ago

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Dude, this van's like rolling probable cause.

[–]FlawlessCowboy 138 points139 points ago

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All ashore from the SS Date Rape

[–]Clay_Pigeon 89 points90 points ago

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toot toot!

[–]CaptainMustache 53 points54 points ago

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hm? sorry i was picturing whore island.

[–]starthirteen 8 points9 points ago

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Johnny Bench called.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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No windows, nice touch.

[–]fistoroboto 63 points64 points ago

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Pam: Yeah tell 'em about the sex robot!

Malory: THE WHAT?

Krieger: I call him Fistoroboto!

Pam: But it doesn't just fist!

Malory: PAM!

Pam: Tell him!

Krieger: He's a fully integrated multi-fetish artificial being.

Utne: That is the most disgusting...

Krieger: Shut up shh shh...And the best part, is that he's learning.

[–]Kaerius 40 points41 points ago

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He is not very good at his job.

[–]tirceol 35 points36 points ago

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Dude, that whole agency's not so good at their jobs.

[–]mikemcg 29 points30 points ago

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Except for Lana and, surprisingly, Archer.

[–]EatMoreFiber 27 points28 points ago

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Ray (in telling Archer how to defuse a bomb whilst wearing his crisis vest) and Kreiger & Frodo (using Cyril's diamond to power a cellphone to call in a heli) have proven themselves capable.

[–]theXarf 14 points15 points ago

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Archer seems to be very good at things like shooting people, but bad at decision-making and subtlety.

[–]irrelevant_archer 18 points19 points ago

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And now, a sad moon is on the rise

[–]Ricktron3030 15 points16 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]brotherkelley 4 points5 points ago

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You are your mother all over!

[–]MadeByMonkeys 351 points352 points ago

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He's just a few years from a documentary where he'll sit on a public city bus clutching a character pillow.

[–]stlaurier 310 points311 points ago

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just reminded me of that 30rock episode where james franco falls in love with an anime character printed on a body pillow

[–]ThePeoplesMagikarp 82 points83 points ago

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DUDE, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A TOTAL NON-PILLOW RIGHT NOW WTF

[–]BombTheDodongos 13 points14 points ago

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Your hand feels like a pillow that's been in the microwave.

[–]BetweenJobs 195 points196 points ago

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[–]TheAntagonist43 35 points36 points ago

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Which episode is that? Number wise. For netflix.

[–]mouseinahaze 54 points55 points ago

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S04 E09

[–]SirZerty 21 points22 points ago

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[–]Jonno_FTW 10 points11 points ago

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[–]Tronaxious 5 points6 points ago

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The fuck

[–]relevant_rule34 234 points235 points ago

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[–]VicePresidente 583 points584 points ago

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For those of you who are ignorant, a waifu is an anime character who you have claimed to be your wife.

I like how they make me feel bad for not knowing

[–]Skadler 208 points209 points ago

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Get with the times, you barbarian!

[–]ThatSpuds 120 points121 points ago

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They're really just trying to make themselves feel better for being notably odd.

[–]dekonstruktr 68 points69 points ago

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By "notably odd" I think you mean "insanely and pathetically creepy"

[–]ThatSpuds 22 points23 points ago

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Really just odd-- they aren't hurting anyone-- but normally when I have met these people, this isn't the only thing "notably odd" about them. I have a few acquaintances that creeped me out a little in their manners, mannerisms and behavior. Came to find out that each of them were into the anime loving thing.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago*

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To be honest all of this makes Japanese incredibly difficult to study, if you're not into manga or anime beyond the cultural significance. You pretty much* have to study alone.

Edit - I accidentally a word.

[–]ecksfactor 20 points21 points ago

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read it in comic book guy's voice for added sting.

[–]VicePresidente 16 points17 points ago

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Worst, waifu, ever

[–]SeanLOSL 34 points35 points ago

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It worked. Then I realised they were crazy.

[–]Kestralotp 15 points16 points ago

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I think that line was meant for the forum they're on. It's not like they expected some anon from Reddit posting the link to their forum and made the post to ward off trolls or something. If you've spent time on that forum, an anime/otaku forum, you should know about waifus.

[–]MattCaulder 32 points33 points ago

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I had that exact reaction.

[–]asqueezeme 7 points8 points ago

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I wish I still didn't know that. I'm never going to get that small portion of my brain back. sigh

[–]AtomicDog1471 8 points9 points ago

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Waifuism is the practice of having a waifu.

Well, glad they cleared that up...

[–]kodutta7 51 points52 points ago

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I like how they try to make me feel bad for not knowing, but instead look kinda lame.

[–]JasoneBourne 38 points39 points ago

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Kinda?

[–]cloakzore 24 points25 points ago

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They're actually using the term "ignorant" accurately. It has come to have a colloquial definition of being stupid and possibly bigoted, but one of the most basic definitions is simply not knowing something.

[–]oriongaby 44 points45 points ago

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I lost it when they started calling real people as "3D persons".

[–]durfsmurf 78 points79 points ago

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TIL "The male variant of a waifu is a husbando"

[–]gravehunterzero 259 points260 points ago

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I cannot hear husbando without picturing a sterotypical bandito with a wife and kids at home, he robs gringos to feed his family.

[–][deleted] 454 points455 points ago

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~Husbando~

He sleeps all day,
He steals all night,
He killed three gringos in a bar-room fight.
(whispered) Ees Husbando.

[–]lacheur42 34 points35 points ago

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I, um...want to hear the whole song.

[–]gravehunterzero 49 points50 points ago

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Thats it, this is the most perfect reply ever. I'm going to die now, tell Bruce Campbell I love him.

[–]issacsullivan 8 points9 points ago

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Those would be interesting last words. Is it because you've never been able to tell him yourself, or that's just the message you need to get out to the world for your final curtain call?

[–]LMGRL 4 points5 points ago

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I need this as a full song with melody.

[–]durfsmurf 16 points17 points ago

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Don't blame him; it's not easy for a pillow to earn an honest living these days, holmes.

[–]cdnchps 12 points13 points ago

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I would watch that movie.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Isn't it a hasubando?

[–]BakBakBagok 10 points11 points ago

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Sssssssh, we're the ones who are supposed to be ignorant.

[–]damnatio_memoriae 3 points4 points ago

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DEAR GOD HE'S ONE OF THEM!

[–]AtomicDog1471 22 points23 points ago

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Are these actual Japanese words or just words weeaboos have made up because they sound vaguely Japanese?

lolol puttu an extla vowelu at the endu of wordsu _^ ~~~~~~~~~~~

[–]BakBakBagok 14 points15 points ago

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My Japanese friends would shit themselves laughing if they ever heard someone talk like these people, trust me.

"Husbando" is impossible to spell in the Japanese language. The closest spelling is ハスバンド hasubando. If it's used by an anime fan, it's either fake or being used so grossly out of context it may as well be.

[–]Beeristheanswer 38 points39 points ago

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I'm kind of a shut-in,shy, forever single, alcoholic type of a person, but reading this really made me feel like it's time to go out and meet people, because at least I'm not this fucked up. Thank you and holy shit.

[–]TheAntagonist43 4 points5 points ago

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This comment made me realize this could all just be another Tyler Durden scam.

[–]skaterape 81 points82 points ago

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this is not what I know you for.

[–]relevant_rule34 75 points76 points ago

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[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 39 points40 points ago

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Way too easy here to find rule 34 on the animu.

[–]virulentRant 42 points43 points ago

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Search any anime name on google images moderate. If you don't get porn in the first six pages, you have just "won" the internet.

[–]silverhydra 33 points34 points ago

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It would be easier to find a 20 dollar bill inside a dog turd while unicycling.

[–]Shadax 13 points14 points ago

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Depends, can I bring the turd with me on to the unicycle and begin searching through it or do I have to be on the unicycle and searching the turds from up there?

[–]WillBlaze 66 points67 points ago

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Desmond: makes rational argument against this wierd stuff

Kazuki: Desmond, stop posting man.

[–]bootsbaby 53 points54 points ago

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That's disgusting!

All the forum posts are center-aligned! Blech!

[–]s-mores 25 points26 points ago

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The interesting question is who the fuck took the picture.

[–]Jonathan_the_Nerd 13 points14 points ago

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His other waifu.

[–]Floonet 60 points61 points ago*

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As someone who worked in a comic book/manga store for several years this is a far too common affliction imo. 2 of the guys I worked with had this (although I didn't know it had an official name) and several of our regular customers. Some were for anime girls, others were obsessed with comic book characters, and cartoon furries.
Most paid me and my other coworker who was an artist to draw pictures of them with their 'waifu' and we even had one guy make a wedding portrait.
What saddens/angers me the most is all the 'the girls around here aren't attractive enough for me' BS said in that forum. I worked with so many guys who had poor hygiene, lack of social skills, and most of the time generally not attractive yet any time a decent looking girl walked through the door and I'd say 'Oh she's cute' they would respond with a 'She's ok I guess' attitude.

What...the...hell...

[–]mitojee 31 points32 points ago

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You're missing the point. It's about the idealistic concept of Love with a capital L. It's a pure conceit just like Justice or Honor. It's a conceit that no human person can actually fulfill, hence imaginary characters. No one can really be Superman or God, either. They are not pretending that they are necessarily "worthy" of that Love, just that they worship at the feet of such perfection.

This form of love is an internalized one, it is created within the heart of the person experiencing it.

[–]gregny2002 56 points57 points ago

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I felt hopeless and paranoid, did drugs, drank and lived very hedonistic.

He once washed down like three Tylenol with a wine cooler and watched an entire episode of Real Sex.

[–]Chemicalmachine 4 points5 points ago

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He was living a tough life.

[–]utterpedant 32 points33 points ago

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When I was but a lad, I had a serious crush on Lydia from the Beetlejuice cartoon.
In retrospect, I'm thankful I did not have internet access at that time.
Dignity is a luxury not afforded to our forum friends Vaki and Kazuki.

[–]popbot 29 points30 points ago

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If I need help, the only help I need is in the form of communication with a woman I can find something interesting about. I'd love to meet a woman who likes anime but isn't ugly as sin. Also, she absolutely cannot be obsessed with yaoi.

I would love to see what this fucker looks like. Anime nerds are a whole different breed of pathetic.

[–]scientifique 25 points26 points ago

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Wait, so he can marry a fictional character, but she can't like yaoi? What the fuck.

[–]Corvic 5 points6 points ago

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And I was thinking the good looking requirement was pushing it.

[–]Thy_Curious_One 3 points4 points ago

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I find that offensive. This entire thing actually. The quote...what the hell is this guy on. and you, I might like anime but I don't think I'm pathetic at all. I go out and play sports. I go out and hang with friends. and at night I go home and go watch some anime.

(not talking to you, just ranting now) I think it's pathetic when one single thing that you're obsessed with is your entire life. This guy is completely obsessed with anime. He won't find any real women attractive because he simply loves anime girls way too much.

I agree though, I would love to see what this idiot looks like.

[–]byteforbyte 14 points15 points ago

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"I agree that having a waifu can be a safety net from the bad things in real life, but as someone who is constantly mixing the physical world with the non-physical, I think it's better to stay grounded. "

0_o

[–]DanGliesack 27 points28 points ago

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AMA request...

[–]lolWireshark 6 points7 points ago

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I think I'll just leave this right here...

/r/Waifu/

[–]Condawg 4 points5 points ago

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I've been a few relationships with 3D people.

It's not that I hate or not want to be with A 3D person It's just, I'd rather be with Rin.

I think just "people" would have done fine.

[–]emilyonion 231 points232 points ago

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[–]DrSandwich 54 points55 points ago

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­>greentexting on facebook.

[–]ahhahahoahoahaohaoha 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Aerozephr 68 points69 points ago

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This seems like a great prank to pull on your friend if they fall asleep drunk with their facebook open. It would require a great deal of preparation however...

[–]nickpick 32 points33 points ago

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You mean you don't carry a framed photograph of your waifu with you at all times? Amateurs.

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[–]Aldrasio 60 points61 points ago

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There's forever alone, and then there's this.

[–]danfanclub 7 points8 points ago

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" Happy birthday to MEEEEEE.... no one remembered my birthday but Kotonoha. At least she remembers." and then he starts singing "FOREVER ALONE" to the happy birthday theme. Not sure if this guy is trolling us all or not??

[–]goonbag_patrol 89 points90 points ago

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Maggie Simpson - "This is indeed a disturbing Universe"

[–]Low-Far 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MinneapolisNick 39 points40 points ago

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I think this is the same guy

[–]imkindajelly 35 points36 points ago

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That was both sad and unnerving...

[–]20inchwhiskers 44 points45 points ago

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your username begs to differ...

[–]MoarPlz 19 points20 points ago

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Is there a mental illness that fits this behavior?

[–]Poes_Law_in_Action 32 points33 points ago

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This man has an advanced case of weaboo syndrome.

[–]Matriss 3 points4 points ago

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I held it together until he started singing "burfday."

What the hell, people?

[–]PandaScraper 200 points201 points ago

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Im friends with this guy on facebook. When he posted this video of himself (NSFW) on his facebook status, I was very grossed out.

[–]Daemon_of_Mail 105 points106 points ago

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How do you know him?

[–]dotjpg 50 points51 points ago

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I'm surprised it's taken this many responses before someone asked this question.

[–]PandaScraper 37 points38 points ago

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school n junk

[–]bloed 16 points17 points ago

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"n junk"? hmmmmMMMmmmmmm?

[–]gravehunterzero 71 points72 points ago

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URKEL NOO!

[–]Zarokima 695 points696 points ago

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I expect karma from everyone who was curious but didn't click.

He's in a green shirt and blue plaid boxers. He jokingly calls us faggots for "following me here" (presumably from the Facebook link mentioned above). His un-circumcised penis is poking out of the fly of the boxers. It appears to be about 10 inches long by 2 inches thick. He then proceeds to use a Tenga Soft Cup(NSFW, but just a product page). He doesn't like it (apparently it's not made for someone his size) and cuts the video off to go finish himself manually.

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 87 points88 points ago

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Um, I will take your word for it and you can take my upvote.

[–]hompoms 20 points21 points ago

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He then gently licks your butthole. He now asks permission to enter NowIseeTheFunnySide. What is your response?

[–]dotjpg 47 points48 points ago

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something something robe and wizard hat

[–]diversionmary 5 points6 points ago

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Look West

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 25 points26 points ago

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10 inches

Not sure if I should feel threatened, or if all black penises are this size.

[–]kolossal 17 points18 points ago

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Threatened about what? Afraid he's going to steal your anime girlfriend?

[–]rayne117 4 points5 points ago

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It was a really big dick. That's all I know.

[–]Thurokiir 6 points7 points ago

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its about 8~

[–]bootsbaby 98 points99 points ago

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He can't talk to real women but he can post a porno video of himself on his facebook status?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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That's a ballsy move.

[–]ikillbambis 42 points43 points ago

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Why isn't he swinging that dick in the direction of REAL women?

[–]HM05 27 points28 points ago

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I couldn't get it to load. On reflection I think that was for the best, since I have now been spared needless additional mental scarring.

[–]Red_means_go 7 points8 points ago

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It's definitely for the best, I'm not watchin it either. And it connects to pornhub so be aware...

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 62 points63 points ago*

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What I watched was a guy with a big dick making use of a specialized Japanese masturbation toy while using some hentai as visual aid whilst giving some commentary on the performance of said masturbation product. Half way he kinda complains "it's not working". The slish-sloshing sounds of molded silicon, lotion and big black man dick permeates the majority of the vid, along with the voice acting moans from the hentai. In the latter quarter he has yet in his own words "cum bricks, hell 15 minutes and I haven't even cummed yet." He was disappointed in the end and finished himself off, off camera.

No biggy

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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I have just burst a blood vessel in my head due to futile attempt to hold in my laughter inside of a crowded office, my blood is on your hands.

[–]StateControlled 11 points12 points ago

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I would like to hire you as a porn critic, sir

[–]bloed 24 points25 points ago

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fuck this gay earth

[–]BaZing3 18 points19 points ago

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I can't stop watching if only because he's so damn casual about it. "Sorry for not being prepared, guys, but you know how porn goes."

[–]login_or_register_ 52 points53 points ago

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[–]earthceltic 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Madvillains 17 points18 points ago

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Why did I click.. whyyyyyyy

[–]TCKLDPNK 15 points16 points ago

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Why would someone post this as their FB status?! Why!? Why did I click this!? But anyway, I didn't expect him to be that size.

[–]Harb67 7 points8 points ago

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Is there anyone out there brave enough to watch this and then explain it as you would to a blind person?

[–]meeeow 24 points25 points ago

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20 minutes of him masturbating with his new sex toy. Impressive, master race knob.

[–]Theotropho 12 points13 points ago

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PENIS OH GOD NO

[–]SinisterMinisterT4 13 points14 points ago

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O_O WAT.

[–]medusemoisie 5 points6 points ago

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WHY?

[–]waltzingaround 101 points102 points ago

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I'm more disturbed at the possibility of someone taking the picture of him and encouraging this behavior.

"Aw, I got the cutest pic of you and Mai, you should put it up on facebook!"

[–]everyrainbow 51 points52 points ago

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Internet detectives, I have a case for you:

Did someone else take that picture for them?

Or was it on a timer?

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points ago

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Isn't it obvious? Mai took the picture.

[–][deleted] 79 points80 points ago

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No you FOOL, Mai is IN the picture!!!!!!

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 47 points48 points ago

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[–]intermu 22 points23 points ago

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Nice boat bro.

[–]gn02256676 12 points13 points ago

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Oh shit, super secret insider joke~

[–]BentSlinky 36 points37 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?

[–]Kaerius 3 points4 points ago

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I think it was a webcam/laptop camera. Going off of the quality, mainly. I don't really see people with actual cameras anymore, since most selfphones have them. I do have a little tripod for my iPhone that I made out of paper clips from sheer boredom, though.

[–]Nesman64 30 points31 points ago

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I'm thinking he used a tripod and a timer. This level of Forever Alone doesn't have assistants.

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[–]Aldrasio 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Kahnqueror 5 points6 points ago

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Dear lord this creeps me the fuck out.

[–]codenhell 472 points473 points ago

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Fucking weeaboos.

[–]Deli1181 261 points262 points ago

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Did somebody say... weeaboo??

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

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that's a paddlin'

[–]Sven_Burger 216 points217 points ago

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"Wee-a-boo! Wee-a-boo!"

[–]esper2142 270 points271 points ago

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What the FUCK is going on here?

[–]kodutta7 315 points316 points ago

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Your comment made me realize how ridiculous the internet appears without context.

[–]mynoduesp 50 points51 points ago

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Would you give us context?

[–]sccrdfence 102 points103 points ago

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[–]bendynachos 137 points138 points ago

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This did not help.

[–]sexbad 104 points105 points ago

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The phrase originated in that comic, no particular reason behind its nomenclature.

4chan decided to censor the word "wapanese" (non-japanese person obsessed with japanesely stereotyping himself) with "weeaboo" for some reason.

now this is how the term is used.

[–]souzaphone711 14 points15 points ago

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Thank you for the answer. I had been wondering about that.

[–]ruthiepee 56 points57 points ago

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If we waste any more time on "weeaboo," we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!

[–]depthdefying 108 points109 points ago

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I, also, have read that webcomic.

[–]muellkonto 40 points41 points ago

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[–]falalamilkshake 46 points47 points ago

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I really don't understand this comic.

[–]Mange-Tout 64 points65 points ago

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My understanding is that they have a running workplace joke that requires anyone who accidentally says the word "weeaboo" to be hit with wooden paddles. Apparently this running joke has gotten so out of hand that the employees are wasting all of their time trying to get other employees to say "weeaboo". The resultant lack of productivity has almost bankrupted the company.

I find the idea mildly funny, if overly tortured.

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 37 points38 points ago

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I AM WEEABOO

3D PIG IS DISGUSTING

[–]Goldreaver 17 points18 points ago

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I think you meant "3D is pig disgusting"

[–]KJew 34 points35 points ago

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[–]McMac 25 points26 points ago

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For some reason that channel pisses me off. But she's hot as all hell. I am confused.

[–]AtomicDog1471 27 points28 points ago*

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I'm guessing she's learned how to make a shitload of Youtube ad revenue by pandering to a certain demographic of foreveralone male weeaboos.

EDIT: Yeah, if you look at her older videos she was much more normal

[–]Trapped_SCV 15 points16 points ago

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much more normal

She is wearing cat ears?

[–]rgonzal 13 points14 points ago

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this guy agrees.

[–]Ashekel 6 points7 points ago

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TIL about the future Youtube Rapist.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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FUCK! She is so awkward I get Second hand emabrasment when I see any of her videos...

[–]AtomicDog1471 5 points6 points ago

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Make sure my tits are in cameraframe at all times...

[–]scont 43 points44 points ago

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Stop being..what?

[–]PatronofSnark 57 points58 points ago

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[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 51 points52 points ago

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Don't get the wrong idea.

It's not like he Google searched the definition for you or anything.

B... BAKA

[–]Prog 6 points7 points ago

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Uguuuuuuu~~~~

[–]fanboat 97 points98 points ago

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[–]reahidru 8 points9 points ago

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Fuckin' KC Green goin' and being all hilarious.

[–]fanboat 10 points11 points ago

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He is my favorite webcomic artist. Unless you count Ryan North. But he's more like a webcomic... author.

[–]baduncadonk 10 points11 points ago

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I just spent 20 minutes reading various links there, and I have absolutely no clue what I just read.

[–]Fhajad 22 points23 points ago

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Obligatory Tropes warning. Now I'll get nothing done at work.

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 9 points10 points ago

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tl;dr Crazy bitches.

[–]BrokenEnglishUser 19 points20 points ago

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That would be Yandere, sir.

[–]nixcamic 13 points14 points ago

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Just imagine what her parents would say, what with her dating a black man.

[–]luinfana 32 points33 points ago

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MadThad is, at least in my opinion, largely a parody of the waifu subculture on YouTube. There are those on /a/ who would have you think otherwise but no one is really sure where his obsession crosses into satire (Poe's Law, I guess). For instance this clip has him personifying the "forever alone" archetype quite well. Don't get me wrong, I suspect he is quite infatuated with his waifu, but his public appearances are exaggerated for attention and effect. Also the fact that he is black is still considered an unusual combination with this subculture (regardless of whether it actually is, and trust me it is not).

Sources: /a/ lurker for 6 years

[–]Jeepinator 4 points5 points ago

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The only anime loving people I know are all black. I only know 2 people into anime though, and they just went to high school with me.

[–]Aladar_42 15 points16 points ago*

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[–]screamingtree 6 points7 points ago

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They both got what was coming to them for making mai waifu sad.

MadThad0890 21 minutes ago

Most recent comment is from the guy in the pic's Youtube Account

...aaaand I'm done with this thread.

[–]RVSTICVS 10 points11 points ago

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Must have shot this with a tripod -- you know this dude's not making any camera-holding friends with this kind of shit.

[–]noer86 7 points8 points ago

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I thought the uncomfortableness would be racist ... instead shit just got weird

[–]kewlfocus 6 points7 points ago

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So, can someone fill me in here? Is he just talking to himself as the other character on Facebook or is there actually someone else?

[–]MrDingus 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Kareeda 17 points18 points ago

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I totally thought that was Kotonoha from School Days for a second... and found him holding her head like that ironic.

[–]ZombieInMyBed 17 points18 points ago

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A black guy sleeping? Well, that's just racist you...oh, the picture. Yeah, that's a bit weir- Oh, facebook comments? His friend are probably laughing...at...him...

WAT

[–]Dantayl 7 points8 points ago

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I find the use of japanglish far worse than the image tbh.

[–]FML_90 33 points34 points ago

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wat

[–]laurensane 9 points10 points ago

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His comments to his pictures are far worse.

[–]Naoe 5 points6 points ago

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The blue blocked part is waifu. I'm seriously surprised no one on reddit has seen this, it's a running gag every where else.

[–]eiennogakusei 6 points7 points ago

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As a linguistics major who is studying Japanese, these people are the bane of my existence. Because of this demographic of western otaku, I face a constant uphill battle to avoid the stigma that is learning Japanese.