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[–]skarface6 105 points106 points ago

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The joke is that it's a martial arts place and they break through the bricks to get out. Not that they can't leave.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 33 points34 points ago

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Yeah, I found OP's title made it seem like he didn't get it too.

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[–]Howisdiscool 2 points3 points ago

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Why did you wink?

[–]internetsuperstar 1 point2 points ago

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brb searching for gonewild posts

[–]pandemic1444 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't find anything, you?!

[–]TonyBolognaHead -5 points-4 points ago

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Is it possible to be a female misogynist?

[–]fuweike 0 points1 point ago

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She gets it. Just seems like you can't get a joke that has two punchlines.

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

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No, it doesn't work in this case. Because the second punchline changes the fundamental "rules" (for lack of a better word) of the original joke.

I obviously get both jokes but the second makes you think the OP isn't fully aware of the first.

It's not a big deal or anything though.

[–]FearlessFreep 1 point2 points ago

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I would've upvoted the image as being clever but the title ruined it

[–]zigabawhat 3 points4 points ago

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The only way out of reddit is to punch a hole in your computer

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 10 points11 points ago

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Thanks, joke explainer.

[–]skarface6 9 points10 points ago

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You're welcome! I'm just saying why the OP's title + photo is stupid. I agree that it's impossible to leave.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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with reddit, they're psychological bricks

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 2 points3 points ago

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[–]caketimenow 4 points5 points ago

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Yer you have to leave reddit kicking and screaming!

[–]triprotic 3 points4 points ago

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Hmmm, I read into it slightly differently.... You either come out as a bad ass ninja that can break down walls or you don't get out.

When relating to reddit, replace "as a bad ass ninja" with "socially competent individual" and "break down walls" with "turn off the internet"

[–]Willeth 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I'm kind of stunned that it was possible to not get this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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We have a guy who does that.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Except you didn't take the pic.

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[–]electronicdream 14 points15 points ago

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today?

[–]TDD -2 points-1 points ago

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This posts sounds like Jake from Jake and Amir at times when Amir makes him look uncool.

[–]skarface6 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, and I don't approve.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I guess they aren't doing such a good job then.

[–]tmlangen 15 points16 points ago

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So the only way out is by kicking my laptop to pieces?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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No, but do it anyways. Record it, upload to YouTube (using a different computer obviously) and I guarantee you will get a shitload of karma.

[–]artemisgoldfish 7 points8 points ago

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OOOH YEAAAAAH

[–]InGordWeTrust 3 points4 points ago

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The place where the Kool aid man trains. It has worked well for him.

[–]p0is0n_ven0m 11 points12 points ago

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Also like the Hotel California if you think about it.

[–]weeone 3 points4 points ago

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On a dark desert highway

[–]EmeraldGirl 4 points5 points ago

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Cool wind in my hair

[–]p0is0n_ven0m 1 point2 points ago

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Warm smell of colitas

[–]rightonman 3 points4 points ago

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Get your motor runnin'...

[–]raydio27 2 points3 points ago

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head out on the dark desert highway...

[–]FuckThe 2 points3 points ago

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California here we come!

oops wrong song

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know about any of you, but I could leave whenever I want. I just don't want to....

[–]unfortunatejordan 2 points3 points ago

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I leave all the time. To get food, sometimes to use the toilet...

[–]Immynimmy 2 points3 points ago

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Sometimes the door has to be locked to simulate when Reddit is down.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Is this the kool-aid factory?

[–]beam1985 1 point2 points ago

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OHHH YEAHHHHH

[–]timewarp 2 points3 points ago

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I see they've figured out how to get their hidden piston door working properly.

[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to the Hotel California...

[–]Ra__ 6 points7 points ago

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Her mind was definitely twisted.

[–]itsIvan 4 points5 points ago

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I thought it was "Tiffany twisted".

[–]Ra__ 3 points4 points ago

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Wow. Learn something every day.

[–]hoseja 5 points6 points ago

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On a dark desert highway...

[–]rightonman 2 points3 points ago

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In whatever comes our way!!!

[–]nekteo 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come on... It's more like Facebook.

[–]itsIvan 1 point2 points ago

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I think we found the Kool-Aid Man's martial arts studio.

[–]midnitewarrior 1 point2 points ago

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Oh yeah!

[–]Bolesy 1 point2 points ago

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fact!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hell is other people.

[–]dik-dik 1 point2 points ago

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What would make this truly awesome is if the exit actually was a door made of bricks that blend seamlessly into the wall.

[–]stfu_hi2u 1 point2 points ago

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req. someone to make .gif (with sound? lol) of kool-aid man coming out on right side?

[–]Geo_Music 1 point2 points ago

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Where is Kool-Aid-Man?!

[–]AC5L4T3R 1 point2 points ago

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Eugh. I opened this image and decide to go on another site. I typed "redd" in the search bar then realised. Fuck.

[–]MadCabbit 1 point2 points ago

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"Relax", said the nightman.

"We are programmed to receive.

You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave."

[–]BRONiUS 3 points4 points ago

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One does not simply get out of reddit.

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]UsedVibrator 2 points3 points ago

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Loser redditor pretends he is a chinese girl for karma. Lynch mob takes his ballsack.

More at 11.

[–]Drewtecks -1 points0 points ago

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The only way out... is in a body bag.

[–]mihaidxn -1 points0 points ago

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I believe it's a pun, seeing as there's a martial arts school there