I am extremely upset and disturbed by the title of this post. Allow me to tell you why you ought to be as well:

One of the most wonderful things in the world is a tiger. I hope you don't think I sound exaggerated when I say that a tiger's a truly wonderful creature.

I went on a conservation mission in Southeast Asia which discovered some important information that was never known before about tigers.

For instance:

• Did you know that tigers have evolved a special adaptation to protect their craniums from damaging impacts while running. The same kinds of fibers only found in the bodies of certain flowering plants, like the Hevea brasiliensis, are created in the fur of the scull of the tiger.

• Furthermore, tigers have a very advanced "springing" mechanism in the muscle and bone structures of their hind legs. This mechanism goes far beyond the normal abilities of most predatory animals. The bones actually "lock shut" until enough power has built up in the muscles, so that, when they release, impulses in the animal's anatomy (in parts) approach the speed of sound.

Tigers are:

• lively

• besting

• prancing

• and striking

fuck you!

EDIT

now that I've gotten the downvotes, I'll give you a hint to decode it.

Hevea brasiliensis are rubber trees.