How I got caught fapping by my mom [NSFW]

RelevantRhino · 1 year

Just because you weren't caught doesn't me she doesn't know. They always know...

LoliMaster · 1 year

10 years of fapping in my parents house and I wasn't caught once

itsnormal4us · 1 year

She knew. She would crack open your door just a little bit late at night and watch you rubbing your manhood.

As she watched you she would rub herself thinking what it would be like jumping on you and riding it til the rooster crowed at sunrise.

universal_fetish · 1 year

What part of your body is the most important when masturbating?

BarelyNerdy · 1 year

Damnit fake nsfw.

ChantingMonk · 1 year

It's called a locked door or laptop in the bathroom! Yeah, that's right, I squat and surf

tydy91 · 1 year

Thank you, I've always wanted to make this comic, because I like you good sir, am not dumb enough to get caught.

cindersjbs · 1 year

I've not been as lucky as you. I've caught my dad and brother (different occasions) watching porn. AWKWARD.

Veos · 1 year

The trick is speed and not using lotion.

IronChin · 1 year

You got caught.

You just didn't know you were caught.

GhostChronos · 1 year

My mom never caught me fapping too!!

Dgrice1497 · 1 year

I know that feel bro.

sxg5000 · 1 year

Touche..

austinxp · 1 year

What are some tips?

Igotdembombs · 1 year

You've been caught, no one wanted to interrupt you though.Too awkward.

Screwhead31 · 1 year

It was better to leave your door open and just do it slowly under the covers. Then if they passed by you either looked like you were just watching t.v or sleeping. Having my door locked just seemed way to suspicious.

GraceAzuka · 1 year

You realize every down vote you get, it is because they were caught by their mom. It's called a door lock...or even a chair to prop against your door.

virulentRant · 1 year

I'd upvote but I'm afraid of dramatic irony.

RedditCommentAccount · 1 year

It isn't a matter of intelligence. It is a matter of luck...and whether you had a lock on your bedroom door.

warnerrr · 1 year

The trackers may have found my old campfires, but they've never caught me in camp.

FruityPeebils · 1 year

you are not taking enough risks

Weizt96 · 1 year

Amen smart brutha high five

patriotsfan · 1 year

Thank you for this comic! I've been wondering who all these people are that don't take the necessary precautions before fapping.

realistpaladin · 1 year

I got caught masturbating by my mom when I walked into her room in the middle of the night with glow-sticks dangling from my nipple piercings and a 12 inch black dildo named "Leroy" in my ass.

in retrospect, it was probably me blasting Ministry at full volume that woke her.

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phillycheese · 1 year

i always laugh when people say that their parents are unaware of the fact they masturbate. Do you think your parents are so innocent as to not know the overwhelming stench of semen? They made you, after all.

gerbs · 1 year

Cool story, bro.

Mazaradi · 1 year

Never Ever Been Caught Fapping. Plus, The Computer Is In The Living Room Too. Been Fapping For 4 Years Straight.

samebrian · 1 year

I got caught once because my dad left 12 hours early for a drive home. Other than that no problems.

what_american_dream · 1 year

Seriously. I fap in like every room in my house and never got caught. Even when my parents moved the computer to the living room.

staanje · 1 year

well... that makes one of us

evolv2be · 1 year

Hey whoa! The R-word is just like saying the N-word or kike or spic. Haven't you seen the PSA's?

Asshole_Patrol · 1 year

Getting caught fapping requires that you be retarded enough to fap while your mother is less than fifteen fucking feet away, and TBH I just can´t get off knowing that my own fucking mother is right around the corner.

babydum · 1 year

the moment you close your door and it's night time... she knows

oaktreeanonymous · 1 year

guarantee you get caught within the day for this

lodossheros · 1 year

well you're retarded for making this post

iplaydrumz · 1 year

I guffawed

danieliable · 1 year

How's the weather up that pedestal?

Monchichi28 · 1 year

Never been caught either.

[deleted] · 1 year

She still smelled it though.

MrBoo88 · 1 year

Same here! Tho my mom knew I did it. She didn't care.

ajc2123 · 1 year

This. I think if they get caught, they have a subconscious desire to be caught...

mtlaw13 · 1 year

Is there a /r/neverbeencaughtfapping?

bodiddlie · 1 year

Downvote for furthering the demise of the importance of the NSFW tag.

Dubbys · 1 year

That's What Locks Are For.

[deleted] · 1 year

In the words of Joe Rogan, "You're not taking enough risk with your masturbation habits".

fatskrap65 · 1 year

Finally another smart person who can hear footsteps or knows when no one is in the house and doesn't fap right in front of their front door...


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