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[–]spader-man 59 points60 points ago*

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So, Japanese porn might not be porn after all?

[–]infinityofnever 20 points21 points ago

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yeah it was a bunch of naked party conferences

[–]Palpatineli 4 points5 points ago

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you mean a bunch of hoverdicks?

[–]EntEnebrete 1 point2 points ago

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Of course not. Don't you know that most Japanese are mormons?

[–]photo_choppa 114 points115 points ago

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[–]americafuckyea 21 points22 points ago

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Old, but RELEVANT

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[–]photo_choppa 42 points43 points ago

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[–]photo_choppa 39 points40 points ago

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[–]gbi 4 points5 points ago

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Hard.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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GET IN DA CHOPPA!

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[–]zburdsal 5 points6 points ago*

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"""" ?

edit for context: [deleted] said "up-quotes"

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]mattpicasso 347 points348 points ago

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I think I like these stories better.

[–]chickenrevolution 156 points157 points ago*

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Seriously, why dont heads of state masturbate in public that more often?

edit: you guys seem to appreciate my grammar mistake so I'm gonna keep it.

[–]elapid 26 points27 points ago

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I heard Putin has trained a bear to do it for him.

[–]phrakture 67 points68 points ago

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Wow, this is the first time I've actually seen someone accidentally an couch extra word!

[–]Prius 40 points41 points ago

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like that more often

He really just accidentally'd a word.

[–]phrakture 34 points35 points ago

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in public more often

Not the way I see it! To the dueling pistols! We will solve this like men, you scoundrel!

[–]Prius 30 points31 points ago

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I rolled a twelve.

[–]plasmator 9 points10 points ago

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What's your bonus to hit?

[–]atrocity_exhibition 4 points5 points ago

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+6 to reflex. Did it hit?

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 6 points7 points ago

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It didn't. You die. Forever.

[–]AmadeusOrSo 0 points1 point ago

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I actually have a diamond on hand from my last excursion into the catacombs. Did anyone prepare their resurrection spell today? Wait, can you cast it during combat?

[–]7ate9 2 points3 points ago

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Where's the Mountain Dew?!

[–]phrakture 1 point2 points ago

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Crap, critical fumble.

[–]pleasedammit 0 points1 point ago

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Botch! D:

[–]Lyxh -1 points0 points ago

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Draw your weapons at dusk, you philistine.

[–]MananWho 1 point2 points ago

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I think it should be.

masturbate in public that well more often.

[–]Woftles 0 points1 point ago

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nice.

[–]glamblaklo 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Austin116 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did I just watch

[–]TheSimpleArtist 1 point2 points ago

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I'm listening to Nyan Cat and I'm at second 20,000.

Needless to say I couldn't hear a word of that video, but saw everything. Could you possibly explain it to me?

[–]qazz 0 points1 point ago

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no, it is not possible sorry.

[–]2theAJ 0 points1 point ago

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"one time he jerked off on my dogs face and he was very very upset"

LOL wtf...

[–]NASA_Cowboy 0 points1 point ago

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Were you being very serious?

[–]Gackt 0 points1 point ago

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Because in this case they are too busy helping the russian mafia?

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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Weiner did with his weiner while eating a weiner.

[–]Mybrainmelts -4 points-3 points ago

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Weeeeeeinerrrrr

[–]sunamumaya 6 points7 points ago

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And this is why censorship thrives.

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[–]Euhmlol 144 points145 points ago

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[–]Mr_Repair_man_man_ 17 points18 points ago

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This was my favorite part of JKL.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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They still do it, but switched it over to Mondays instead of Fridays.

[–]sonicmerlin 4 points5 points ago

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How could they do that to Mr. Rogers?!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I mean, yeah, I guess it's funny, but I couldn't get past the Mr. Roger's clips. Too much for me, man.

[–]frakkingcylon 2 points3 points ago

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Next time I get a handjob, I'm going to tell her she's made the monster very happy.

[–]superfusion1 0 points1 point ago

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and if she's under 7 years old, she will understand the reference.

[–]AlexanderSalamander 7 points8 points ago

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Can someone tell me how the sesame street clips are any different than that musician who manipulated the video to make it appear that kids were smiling during a dirty song?

[–]Krutonman 1 point2 points ago

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Well one, there was nothing dirty even being said. In the absence of something clean your mind just filled in something dirty

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for providing that entertainment.

[–]IWasMeButNowHesGone 2 points3 points ago

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[–]mistergnome 0 points1 point ago

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Also, this. So happy I could track this down because I don't think I've ever laughed harder at the radio.

[–]Sadistic_Sponge 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to post this. I fucking LOVE these clips.

[–]Fallafel_Friez 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god my childhood and everything I know is being shredded to pieces! And I can't stop laughing!

[–]mrmyxlplyx 60 points61 points ago

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I think if I was forced to sit through a UN conference I'd start playing with my penis too.

[–]Nikoli_Delphinki 39 points40 points ago

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Isn't that the point? Show up to the UN and stroke your nations "ego?"

[–]Brudus 19 points20 points ago

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Classic Putin.

[–]drabus[S] 20 points21 points ago

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It seems that Putin, however, is having some difficulties.

[–]pryomancer 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like he should Put- it back -in.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have the full/hires version of these hilarity ?

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have the full/hires version of these hilarity ?

[–]TheNickLovin 6 points7 points ago

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No, but I do have hi-res shot's of Putin's boner...

[–]Generator1stFloor 1 point2 points ago

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Female here requesting you please post that ASAP.

[–]feureau 4 points5 points ago

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Yes. I'm also.. a .. female... requesting op to post this...

looks around nervously

[–]superfusion1 -1 points0 points ago

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Why don't you just take a seat over there.

[–]ben26 23 points24 points ago

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[–]shellderp 6 points7 points ago

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incase anyone wants to ctrl-f in this thread: the count

[–]DoctressSlave -3 points-2 points ago

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I totally just came here to post this. Well done Sir.

[–]wayndom 7 points8 points ago

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Clearly drabus is a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, who does a regular, "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship," with pics pixelated (and words strategically bleeped) just like these.

[–]hugeclock 9 points10 points ago

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Putin is handling the situation.

[–]one_dalmatian 2 points3 points ago

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And so is Obama, apparently.

[–]kev0h 5 points6 points ago

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[–]farside808 2 points3 points ago

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you beat me to it. [shaking fist in the air in a threatening manner while knowing deep down that if you take a step towards me, I will run and hide like a cockroach when the lights come on]

[–]kev0h 1 point2 points ago

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haha sorry man. i was honestly surprised to see that it hadnt been posted yet.

[–]thisisabird 5 points6 points ago

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There's a whole thread of these on somethingawful

[–]Awkward_Gimli 2 points3 points ago

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The funny thing is, Putin really is jerking it. That's how badass that man is. He jerks it in front of the press and not one fuck is given.

[–]lasernut 2 points3 points ago

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[–]like_en 5 points6 points ago

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I want to ▓▓▓▓▓▓ this post so hard.

[–]2wire870 1 point2 points ago

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Ecgfýfflegtyyggvg

[–]protiotype 3 points4 points ago

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Eyjafjallajökull

[–]Enodios 4 points5 points ago

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Funny picture, but this is a serious problem even in the world of photography. I have seen too many examples of images being cropped to fit a preconceived viewpoint. Censorship and biased journalism are dangerous, no matter what side is being supported.

[–]glatts 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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All stories have two sides. Any more and you exceed your word count.

[–]jeffdn 8 points9 points ago

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Censorship implies that there is something that the population cannot or should not see, for reasons that are most frequently political. In a democracy, censorship merely distracts from the legitimacy of political processes, which by definition require an informed populace and a transparent government and media.

It also lends itself to the creation of conspiracy theories. Questions that are obscured or left unaddressed leave unpleasant gaps that nutcases like to fill with whatever batshit nonsense they please.

tl;dr -- censorship bad.

[–]Pomnom 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you, captain Obvious.

[–]DOG-ZILLA -2 points-1 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]lostrock 1 point2 points ago

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Give Putin another 30 years to reach senility and he'll totally do that.

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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Think of it this way, censorship tells the story the teller wants told, not what it really is.

[–]Cabana 1 point2 points ago

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TIL I learned how to make pictures of celebrities jacking off

[–]DickSpinner 1 point2 points ago

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putin is hottt

[–]madmanmunt 1 point2 points ago

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Except for Putin. He's so fucking alpha, he makes a territorial display of it.

[–]Tornesdal 1 point2 points ago

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Don't give Fox News ideas....

[–]mcsmith113 1 point2 points ago

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F*** the FCC ***comment removed

[–]bernlin2000 1 point2 points ago

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Ah now you reminded me of Kimmel's "Unnecessary Censorship". I never watch his show, but that stuff almost has me rolling on the floor.

[–]awfulrofl 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like the censorship was putin the wrong place.

[–]adoikesian 0 points1 point ago

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Are we really doing this? Okay then...

Why is it Suharto find out the truth?

[–]The_Geekish_One 2 points3 points ago

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Or maybe the right ones.

[–]DibbleDabble 0 points1 point ago

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Awwww yeeeaaahhh!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I think we assume it's sexual because that's what usually gets blurred out in such a fashion. On publicised audio recordings and radio shows, they may "bleep" personal information, and if you're not expecting it, you think they're swearing, until you figure out what they were actually saying.

The difference here is that this guy/gal isn't blurring anything specific, (s)he's being very selective with the box blur (?) tool to blur neutral things that have no reason to be blurred, just so they'll look like they have a reason for it--sex, which is exactly what our minds have been conditioned to snap to upon seeing blur boxes.

Unfortunately, it also looks to me personally as if some of the blurs have been touched up, especially the middle finger one, to look more like all censorship tells the wrong story this strongly. Officially requesting the originals; that's the only way to know for sure if any doctoring happened.

[–]3e5f3c 1 point2 points ago

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That could have be that he is pointing somewhere. Simply by blurring that part, we automatically assume he is raising the middle finger (or two fingers), at least I do.

[–]PMix 2 points3 points ago

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More likely a thumbs up

[–]3e5f3c 2 points3 points ago

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Could very well be. At any rate that would require looking at 100's of pics of cameron to find the right match. That would be too painful for any human to do.

[–]KerrickLong 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Pomnom 1 point2 points ago

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How about just laugh at it? It's a joke and should be treat as such, unless there are some off chance you believe it's real.

[–]Conde_Nasty 0 points1 point ago*

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You're being awfully literal about this.

All this is saying is that omission is not always subtractive in the world of media. Propaganda and censorship can cater to a certain bias just by eliminating certain viewpoints and information so that you lead the viewer to a preconceived idea. If an example is required, how about a partisan outlet detailing how hard a certain party is working to bring up jobs. While yes, that might be true it might also be true that the other party is doing the same exact thing. But purposefully omit that and you can easily have a percentage of people going "this is why x party is so great, look at all the work they're doing while the other party is slacking off." The outlet had to do no fucking work to lead that conclusion and meanwhile this undercurrent permeates through society. Yes, the advertising people are fully aware why you jump to sexuality but it's irrelevant. What matters is that it jumps anywhere.

[–]negativerad 1 point2 points ago

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Yea, it's definitely "Unnecessary".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love the fact that it's not just a joke but it's trying to make a valid point as well!

[–]stylushappenstance 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant

Isn't there a pretty popular web site dedicated just to improper censorship?

[–]fox2319 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno, the one with Dave (the rave) Cameron looks spot on.

[–]willmen1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]soundsandfags 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hillary does a Monika on Obama... Can we expect impeachment?

[–]MaqGyver 0 points1 point ago

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I think I like the one with Obama and Hillary the way it is, seen enough sick shit on the internet lately :|

[–]Golfo 0 points1 point ago

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Now if only a popular late night television host did this kind of thing as a regular bit every single week...

[–]Noochie 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Actually....in the Putin picture....that isn't his arm in the sleeve of his shirt. Dude is such a bad ass motherfucker that he has to "wrap" it a few times.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Would anyone be interested in a website dedicated to these?

[–]bradlovespie 0 points1 point ago

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The best part is that Putin is doing exactly what you think he is.

[–]fuxnoise 0 points1 point ago

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checking he's in full view of the public at the exact time of the shooting?

[–]bradlovespie 0 points1 point ago

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Bingo.

[–]5ft11flip 0 points1 point ago

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Which brings us to tonight's segment called: This Week In Unnecessary Censorship

[–]oxydize 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Childs_Play 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship. :)

[–]SunDriedUnagi 0 points1 point ago

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...fap fap fap....

[–]slighted 0 points1 point ago

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David Cameron one could easily be true.

[–]TheChiefRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliant!

[–]ohmrlahey52 0 points1 point ago

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She looks so excited

[–]Greg02 0 points1 point ago

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This is the type of thing that makes our children think that Huck Finn had hipsters in it.

[–]coolshifts 0 points1 point ago

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This just demonstrates that censorship does not work. Most of the time it's bleeped words, and the bleep draws more attention to the offending word than just letting it go would. By making certain words or images forbidden only increases our interest in them. Especially the children. And the children are the ones we are supposedly protecting primarily.

[–]Trinzy 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit i can't stop laughing. someone help me

[–]booninvailable 0 points1 point ago

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What's Putin listening to!?!?!??!?!?

[–]LordWorm 0 points1 point ago

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WUNOC

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If it's censored, how do we know that's not the correct story?

[–]Stormhammer 0 points1 point ago

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LOL @ PUTIN

[–]tommysean 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ukcsrmqe33 0 points1 point ago

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Good for Hillary! She deserves a hall pass.

[–]olleolle 0 points1 point ago

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I would like to bleep to the man who did this!

[–]The_Real_Cats_Eye 0 points1 point ago

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awesome

[–]positivespirit 0 points1 point ago

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hahaah. that's awful

[–]Jhonnystonehenge 0 points1 point ago

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What's the first panel supposed to be seriously?

[–]protiotype 0 points1 point ago

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Breast cancer awareness screening.

[–]king_of_the_universe 0 points1 point ago

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Censorship Tells The Wrong Story

That's what I think every time I see Japanese porn pics where the pussy is censored but the asshole is not. What's the message? That looks shitty for you, Japanese people.

[–]_kemot 0 points1 point ago

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[–]qzkmbm 0 points1 point ago

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whats with the 9gag footer lately?

[–]done8989 0 points1 point ago

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it's ok if i post it on /r/AdPorn, but with a better resolution ?

[–]done8989 0 points1 point ago

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[–]muhd1ce 0 points1 point ago

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The middle one basically sums up David Cameron's reaction to people who aren't rich.

[–]sandandpomp 0 points1 point ago

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Puuuutin.

[–]divlicious 0 points1 point ago

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who wants to hear the right story!

[–]Saucome 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that always the way?

[–]Dr_Overdose 0 points1 point ago

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i just laughed at work... this is great.

[–]anorexia_is_PHAT 0 points1 point ago

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If you like that YouTube "Jimmy Kimmel FCC".

[–]queen8612 -1 points0 points ago

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hahahaah thats awesome

[–]avert_your_maize -1 points0 points ago

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Putin has big black dong. He had Michael Jackson burned during that Pepsi ad. Alexander Litvinenko knew, and died because of it. While MJ was recuperating, his giant penis was snipped off and replaced with Putin's original one. Once he had MJ's penis grafted to his crotch, Putin rose to top of Russian power structure while Jackson spun out of control due to the loss of his great wang. Putin has gone on to become prime minister twice, and the president once. While Jackson ended up from being at the heights of being the world's biggest musician to the lows of being in a Martin Bashir documentary and then to his death by secret FSB agent Conrad Murray. Censorship tells the story!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The shit that gets upvoted sometimes... just... wow.

[–]shift2076 -1 points0 points ago

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Watch it Barrack, Bill could kick your ass in a heartbeat.

[–]GreenJesus423 -2 points-1 points ago

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I still wanna see pics of Osama's steaming corpse

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[–]thenwhat 2 points3 points ago

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SO VELY VELY ANGLY!

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