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[–][deleted] ago

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[–]EelEelEel 66 points67 points ago

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Say it once more and you summon me. Do it you won't.

[–]dino340 40 points41 points ago

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Eel Eel Eel!

[–]EelEelEel 146 points147 points ago

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Sup y'all. :D

[–]RupeyDoop 16 points17 points ago

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3 Months and 5 days!

I bet you have been waiting that long for this moment.

[–]tincan201 15 points16 points ago

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He's been waiting 3 months and 5 days to be exact.

[–]EelEelEel 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, never thought it'd work out so perfectly either. Hah.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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So are you like Pazuzu or what?

[–]EelEelEel 0 points1 point ago

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Which Pazuzu are you looking for, the dry season famine bringing wet season locust throwing demon or the cool cat gargoyle? Cause you got the gargoyle bro.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whichever one shows up promising wishes and then twisting them to try and lead the petitioner into evil.

[–]kingvolcano 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bingo_bongo 0 points1 point ago

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...finding an entrance where they can.

[–]wbmason 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]petedawes 3 points4 points ago

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funnier than your comic is the fact that you submitted it to r/pics independently of this comic so most of the people who are seeing it have no context whatsoever.

[–]wbmason 1 point2 points ago

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thanks

[–]dclowd9901 2 points3 points ago

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[–]TheBluePanda 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Goron40 3 points4 points ago

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Minus aquarium as well apparently.

[–]Tinyiota 0 points1 point ago

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I came in here hoping to see this.

[–]kartoos 0 points1 point ago

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Where's barf-eel???

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

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This is getting so meta.

[–]thesatsui 0 points1 point ago

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I came here looking for this.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Dammit, I just spent the last 5 minutes photoshopping that snake out of the picture!

[–]necrophelia 22 points23 points ago

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Dude, it's an eel. Seriously, it's right there in the title.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, no kidding!? :O

[–]RobotR0b0t 36 points37 points ago

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[–]loinbread 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously. It was his birthday yesterday. The least OP could have done was link his site instead of imgur.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Smells of coriander.

[–]cherrysherbet 37 points38 points ago

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Reminds me of how Jon behaves in http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ Somehow taking Garfield out makes the comics so much better!

[–]sababababa 36 points37 points ago

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Every time I see this it's funny for a few panels until it becomes clear Jon is a paranoid schizophrenic. Then it becomes poignant. We are laughing at a man with a severe problem. :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Like Tourette's Guy?

[–]cattown 4 points5 points ago

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I enjoy Realfield as well as minusfield.

[–]Etab 1 point2 points ago

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Wow! I really thought nothing was better than minusfield. This is amazing.

[–]sorunx 1 point2 points ago

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Its hilarious because in every panel he is just a cat, behaving like a cat would.

[–]hypercaffeinated 1 point2 points ago

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Garfreal.

[–]cattown 0 points1 point ago

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Much better name.

[–]Leezus 3 points4 points ago

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I prefer the ones where they simply take out Garfield's dialogue.

[–]IHaveHerpes 3 points4 points ago

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I've always preferred realfield, because it's easier to imagine John talking to an ordinary housecat who gives him a blank stare rather than nothing.

[–]LKEe 0 points1 point ago

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That was Funny, and also incredibly depressing.

[–]sneerpeer 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ill_Play_That 0 points1 point ago

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That's my day sorted.

[–]chitownhawks 0 points1 point ago

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holy fuck that gets depressing

[–]gp0 -3 points-2 points ago

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That is the joke.

[–]Jackomodo 9 points10 points ago

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Garfield always made lasagna look soo good.

[–]reedly 17 points18 points ago

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Lasagna has always made lasagna look so good!!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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GARF-REEDLY!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lasagna has always made Garfield look good.

[–]SWEETBRO 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fxharry 30 points31 points ago

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Wait, why did the guy throw out the lasagna and then blame the eel?

[–][deleted] 151 points152 points ago

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Jon's been losing his shit after his cat died.

[–]cattown 65 points66 points ago

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Jon, finally fed up with Garfield's lasagna kleptomania, replaced the cat with a less aggressive pet. After a few weeks Jon realized he misses the cat's antics and now tries to recreate the scenarios with his ever benevolent eel, but to no avail. The eel doesn't fight, he doesn't need Jon like Garfield did. I love the eel's face.

[–]bitbot 19 points20 points ago

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No, the eel ate the lasagna.

[–]dogsarefun 20 points21 points ago

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revisionist history

[–]krangksh 11 points12 points ago

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Because Jon Arbuckle is fucking crazy.

[–]reedly 3 points4 points ago

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Such a simple question, yet so important to me laughing or not.

[–]imeanareyouforreal 1 point2 points ago

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unimportant

ftfy, man

[–]forcedfx 0 points1 point ago

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There is debate about whether Garfield was always just a figment of John's imagination.

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

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Check this site out: http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

I think the joke is along the same lines - the pet doesn't talk - jon is just insane.

[–]nrfx 7 points8 points ago

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Funny, I know this has nothing to do with Jim Davis.

It still made me want to punch Jim Davis in the mouth.

[–]moonbeard 7 points8 points ago

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Bleak Garfield comic. Seems kinda relevant.

[–]Durpadoo 7 points8 points ago

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Pretty much an amazing comic.

[–]HowDoYouDo87 2 points3 points ago

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Who did this comic?

[–]AzzaMcKazza 4 points5 points ago

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A brilliant Aussie cartoonist by the name of Patrick Alexander.

Find more of his stuff here

His Raymondo Person series is one of the best aussie comics ever

His incredible 24 hour comic 'C*NT!' is somehow absent online.

He's the business guys. Seriously funny dude. Show him some love.

[–]meltmen 0 points1 point ago

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He must be one of the 2,640,751 people that have never found Garfield or the shitty merchandise associated with it to be funny.

[–]hugobranca 5 points6 points ago

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Oh my god, why can't I stop laughing at this.

[–]holycow51292 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this so funny?

[–]bongwhacker 1 point2 points ago

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WAT

[–]hypocrit6247 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't find it funny at all... oh well.

[–]AceJon 2 points3 points ago

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Copyright Eegra.com

[–]phongbong 1 point2 points ago

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Garf Eels eyes are what makes it funny.

[–]johnathanstrangescat 1 point2 points ago

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This is entirely inaccraute. Eels are the physical embodiments of all the forces in the universe that are set against man. Foul beasts.

[–]EVILFISH 1 point2 points ago

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is that suppose to be funny?

[–]JerkFairy 1 point2 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]AzzaMcKazza 0 points1 point ago

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This was done by a brilliant Aussie cartoonist by the name of Patrick Alexander.

BUMP THIS TO THE TOP PEEPS!

Find more of his stuff here

His Raymondo Person series is one of the best aussie comics ever

His incredible 24 hour comic 'C*NT!' is somehow absent online.

He's the business guys. Seriously funny dude. Show him some love.

[–]TheeWutangClan 15 points16 points ago

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I am sorry, I just have a natural response to downvote anything along the lines of "bump this to the top", though I do appreciate being called a "peep".

Forgive me. You meant well.

[–]t_b 2 points3 points ago*

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I just visited his site, and the current comic on the front page is uh... wut. (Probably NSFW)

(I dig the comics overall, and artwork is nifty!)

edit: OK, after going through a whole bunch of comics... Wow. This man is either a batshit crazy genius or takes some kinda drug cocktail before drawing each comic. Absolutely love it!

[–]zeballs 0 points1 point ago

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What?... I don't... But... Nooo!

[–]igotswhitefever 0 points1 point ago

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This comic made me laugh, but then afterwards I realized it frightened me as well

[–]KlausTeachermann 0 points1 point ago

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MOOOAAAAR!!!!

[–]Mikebenitez10 0 points1 point ago

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It really is the same as Garfield

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! Garfield!

[–]ronaldoregan 0 points1 point ago

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In this comic: Eels don't give a fuck.

[–]NoWhiteVan 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just leave this right here

[–]sour69 0 points1 point ago

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Thank YOU

[–]barbarawalters 0 points1 point ago

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What did I just watch?!

[–]Testaclese 0 points1 point ago

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THis may be creepier even than Garfield minus Garfield

[–]SilenceofTheTrolls 0 points1 point ago

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I keep reading these grid images down to right instead of a normal human right to down...

[–]psm510 0 points1 point ago

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TIL about the Garfield without Garfield book. Purchasing it on Amazon now.

[–]gouge 0 points1 point ago

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Did he just flip the pan himself?

[–]Kertelen 0 points1 point ago

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Original idea, but as a Garfield fan I don't approve.

[–]barbarawalters 0 points1 point ago

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So if Garfield is now an eel, does that mean Odie is a fish?

[–]BTT2 0 points1 point ago

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a gay fish?

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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There apparently were cutbacks, this week.

[–]JaysonthePirate 4 points5 points ago

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I think you accidentally,

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

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Accidentally what?

[–]arrachion 2 points3 points ago

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Yes

[–]Lockski 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT!? What did I accidentally do!? There needs to be a verb!

[–]ekscrement 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–]phendrome 0 points1 point ago

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I think I get it.

[–]stacymlee -4 points-3 points ago

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Genius

[–]leaningtoweroffetus -1 points0 points ago

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retoast :3