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[–]the-coon 14 points15 points ago

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It's like getting glasses, and for the first time seeing things the way they should be seen.

[–]GetGraped 7 points8 points ago

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Maybe a little relevant

[–]SolidDexter[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That was fantastic.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, everyone's a monster and ads are just giant billboards that say "obey."

[–]acs43 12 points13 points ago

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Me too! its like reddit just did this.

[–]uhfekt 11 points12 points ago

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[–]hmd27 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. I just lost my hard drive, and I needed this link to reinstall Suite.

[–]Lunatic721 7 points8 points ago

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I'm slowly working on installing it on every computer at my work...

[–]darthzaphod 6 points7 points ago

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AGREE. I just keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling...

Dear RES, I cannot live without you. Never leave me. XOXO, -Katie

[–]rtilde 6 points7 points ago

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Dear RES. Fuck you. You stole my life.

I'm sorry. I love you. I can't go back.

[–]Ghostboy814 4 points5 points ago

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Great Scott!

[–]LTownGetDown 4 points5 points ago

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Me too after seeing this!

MIND BLOWN

[–]MJska 4 points5 points ago

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[–]realberbersilver 4 points5 points ago

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Mostly, RES just taught me that people have really been abusing the downvote arrow behind my back.

[–]burketo 0 points1 point ago

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The number of up and down votes that you see is not the real number. They just add up to the right total score.

[–]realberbersilver 0 points1 point ago

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So it's more of a ratio than a count?

[–]orionoceros 2 points3 points ago

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that is the best .gif of life.

[–]stel4 2 points3 points ago

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ahh, I love posts that actually make me laugh out loud. Thank you.

[–]LastInitial 2 points3 points ago

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It's how I discovered hidden links in punctuation marks.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I have to say, RES is awesome (just installed it)

Been meaning to do it, and this .gif made it happen!

[–]SolidDexter[S] 3 points4 points ago

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I made a difference in someones life!

[–]garaging 1 point2 points ago

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I installed RES yesterday and loved browsing, however when I went to watch Netflix last night my laptop bogged down to unusable. I disabled Greasemonkey today and have not had a problem.

I am not tech savvy and use a Dell Inspiron that was handed down to me, I get it is not a great computer, but I did not have an issue until yesterday.

I will try enabling greasemonkey later tonight and see if it was a fluke thing. Hopefully it was, because RES looked great and I had not even begun to customize it.

[–]sleeper141 1 point2 points ago

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oh its so wonderful, i would not hang out on reddit without it...i made a submission about it a while back....what its like being a redditor in your 30s..something like that.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty much, yeah.

[–]PsychSuffix 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to the world, my friend.

[–]bloodfist 1 point2 points ago

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I did the same thing like, 2 hours ago. I almost said 10 minutes ago, then I looked at a clock. Thanks RES.

[–]FluffyPancake 1 point2 points ago

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I disabled it.. I don't like the way it looks..

[–]honestbleeps 0 points1 point ago

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you could've customized it instead of disabling it, but that's cool. :)

[–]talkboutit 1 point2 points ago

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I don't like it almost every time I click on a link ,then I click back,it reshuffles making it very hard to find to read and post comments.

[–]NaturalBornTroller 0 points1 point ago

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I just popped in here to say that before you start browsing with RES to click the "view images" tab at the top of the page.

[–]CoffinRehersal 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else find that their browser was slowing to a crawl sometimes because of RES?

[–]zorbahigh -1 points0 points ago

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Now install HoverZoom for maximal lazyness