Hey guys, let's just cut in between these two c-ABLAFASDLKA

Howard_Beale · 1 year

ABLA, ABLAFASDLKA, I want to reach out and grab ya!

Veei · 1 year

"c-ABLAFASDLKA" is pronounced like this. Hilarious man, I laughed at your title for like 2 min straight.

smpx · 1 year

If an axe-wielding murderer was coming after me and these two vehicles are the only escape mechanisms I have available to me, I would gladly be decapitated.

GrapeJuicePlus · 1 year

Imagine accidentally walking into that shit. Like, picture feeling spider a tangled sticky mess of spider colony all up in your face and hair.

bmac901 · 1 year

For $10 million, would you run through that naked?

xtremepado · 1 year

There was a giant web just like this at my grandparents house in Italy. It stretched between 2 trees that were about 20 feet apart and there must have been thousands of spiders. My grandfather was very wise and set the whole thing ablaze :).

gentlebot · 1 year

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gc4life · 1 year

Spiders only agitate me when I'm inside. This is my domain. They have no business being in here, and I will destroy them.

Outside, you're in their world, where they feel the same way, and I acknowledge this. So shape the fuck up or risk walking into giant spider nests. It's a mistake you don't make twice.

Edit: And those clusters get way fucking bigger. Swarm point in size, sometimes. Wolf spiders in Texas, man. Fucking wolf spiders.

smackson · 1 year

Took me a sec but I think I got it:

American

Bipedal

Lovers

Association

For

Atomizing

Spiders

Despite

Losers

Keeping

Arachnids

bfg_foo · 1 year

FOR FUCK'S SAKE EVERY TIME THIS PICTURE IS POSTED I CLICK ON IT LIKE A MORON AND EVERY TIME I BEG THE POSTER FOR A [SPIDERS] TAG

PLEASE. PLEASE, CAN WE GET A [SPIDERS] TAG.

depcrestwood · 1 year

Ablafasdlka ... that's a Steve Miller Band song, isn't it?

mjm7496 · 1 year

Thank god this wasn't an animated gif....

holycrapitsdan · 1 year

This is what I imagine every day in Australia to be like.

ilifan · 1 year

Am I the only person that likes this picture? Seriously, spiders are awesome.

onosendaicyberspace7 · 1 year

Fuck you now I'm itchy.

PsychicWalrii · 1 year

Hi guys, Australian here. I like spiders.

I do not know where this is taken, but if you would like to see a string of webs that are, say, 75% the size of this with similar sized spiders in (yes, not just one, but several in a row!), then I heartily recommend you travel to Taronga Zoo, in Sydney, across the Harbour from the Opera House. From the ferry, walk to the lower entrance, and as you're walking, look up at the street lights on the harbour side of the road. You'll see lots of arachnid friends drifting in the breeze between the trees and each streetlight! There's usually at least 3 or 4 webs.

Last time I was there, it was so windy that it looked like the spiders might fly off at any moment and be catapulted into someone by the wind, but those hearty little guys were somehow hanging on.

Come to Australia!

IAmWillIAm · 1 year

The only solution

ZeppelinJ0 · 1 year

Nope.

Dangaroo44 · 1 year

Wiki on Social (colony) Spiders

"Some of these aggregations can contain as many as 50,000 individuals as in the case of Anelosimus eximius (in the family Theridiidae)."

fuck.

lotictrance · 1 year

Alright, finally, after seeing this picture like 50 times, I finally managed to fap to this.

the_shy_one · 1 year

MUST.

BURN.

EVERYONE.

leftofmarx · 1 year

How are there so many of them in such seemingly good health? Is there a mosquito farm directly beneath the spider city?

janec432 · 1 year

Do you know where this picture was taken?

Thumbz8 · 1 year

Huge spider http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsaXfNgQZ4&feature=related

Nesman64 · 1 year

They should inch the trucks apart, just a bit at a time. Stretch the web, but don't break it. Every night the spiders will reinforce it to prepare for the next stretching.

After a few weeks, it's wide enough to allow the trucks to drive next to each other and snag a victim.

WonderCarrot · 1 year

KILL IT WITH FIREEEEEEEE!

lotharr · 1 year

Paging Mr Ming...Mr Yao Ming...(Or is it the other way around?)

GBFel · 1 year

Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. Thanks.

shalb · 1 year

They need to make a Swiss Army Knife that has a flamethrower for dire times like these.

FTMFW · 1 year

Spider tag, GET ONE.

laika84 · 1 year

Where is this so I know never to go there?

Brandation · 1 year

What kind of spiders are those?

ehhblinkin · 1 year

I went 4 wheeling with my brother once. We went down this dirt path that looked just like this picture. Once we noticed what we got ourselves into, there was no way out but forward. I still have nightmares about that day...

wubwub · 1 year

Just leave the car...

pissysissy · 1 year

Not for a million dollars. They can have the car.

zaggynl · 1 year

Reddit you are a wuss, spiders are cool.

sakebomb69 · 1 year

How did this generation grow up to be such pussies?

azwethinkweizm · 1 year

Where's a weapon of mass destruction when you need it?

I_am_anonymous · 1 year

It can be worse.

Here is an article describing the web.

DO NOT CLICK THOSE LINKS IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY. It is like the movie Arachnophobia, but real.

I live pretty close to this park. I don't think Yao Ming can save us.

Bugs_Nixon · 1 year

I believe it's spelled: "Cabla fasdl ka".

And the response to this, I think, would be: 'Klaatu barada nikto'.

[deleted] · 1 year

Well that's the end of those cars.

BabyBovine · 1 year

Fuck. Everything. About. This.

OilyBobbyFlay · 1 year

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

mike91188 · 1 year

this is the 7th time this has made it to the front page... i think ill do something about it.. please hold.

Simpleton216 · 1 year

Hm, amazon is selling a flame thrower http://www.amazon.com/BP-2512-SVC-Backpack-Propane/dp/B000NI7PQG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309319779&sr=8-1

Farisr9k · 1 year

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jewish_zombie_wizard · 1 year

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FYOU FUCK YOU FUCK FU KYOU FUCK YOUF UCK YOU

CucumberSausage · 1 year

I tried to pronounce that as Abra Kadabra.

insatiable_c · 1 year

this parking lot needs to be nuked from orbit.

ayman1992 · 1 year

the only thing scarier than spiders...REPOSTS OF SPIDERS!!

Redspider93 · 1 year

Nuke it from orbit.

SoCalDan · 1 year

So what would happen if a fly got trapped in the web?

babytomato · 1 year

An arty shot from an episode of Hoarders

Iarwain_ben_Adar · 1 year

Start sending progressively larger creatures into the webs, to see what their holding limits are....for science of course.

KhamanV · 1 year

so very itchy

pcnerd37 · 1 year

I've officially had my creeped out moment for the day.

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