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[–]icantthinkofit 85 points86 points ago

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I bet she has amazing abs.

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points ago

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"BILLY MAYS HERE FOR AB DEVIL, THE DEMONIC POSSESSION THAT GETS YOU IN SHAPE FAST!"

[–]Privy_the_thought 23 points24 points ago

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Great, now all i can imagine is Billy Mays in hell being the devil's marketing guy to gather more souls with his outrageous deals on products i don't even want BUT MUST HAVE.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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As-seen-on-TV products for just three easy payments of YOUR SOUL.

Plus shipping and handling.

[–]Tophat_Gentleman 11 points12 points ago

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How dare you imply that Billy Mays would be in hell, you bastard.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Well, regardless, when the dead rise to stalk the living, Billy Mays will act as the harbinger of our doom. He'll appear on TV missing an ear, an eye and most of his skin, and say the following: "BILLY MAYS HERE, BACK FROM THE GRAVE FOR ZOMBI-CLEAN, THE BEST CLEANER FOR TIDYING UP AFTER HORDES OF THE RAVENOUS UNDEAD INVADE YOUR HOME! DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE GETTING BLOODSTAINS AND BITS OF BRAINS OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES AFTER YOU SHOOT A GHOUL POINT-BLANK WITH A SAWED-OFF 12-GAUGE?! NOT ANYMORE, THANKS TO ZOMBI-CLEAN! WATCH THIS!..."

[–]Privy_the_thought 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know man, I hear they have GREAT coke in hell. That and heaven is apparently too cold.

[–]FunnyMan3595 0 points1 point ago

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He's not a resident; he's just commuting.

[–]longhornmd 1 point2 points ago

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I am assuming this product is for $19.99

[–]fireinthesky7 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I hear it's closer to $6.66.

[–]riquiscott 1 point2 points ago

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Five Internets for you good sir. I just snorted sherbet out of my nose.

[–]Honda_TypeR 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TheRedComet 0 points1 point ago

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But wait... there's more!

[–]Dazedinreality87 14 points15 points ago*

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Completely Relevant

Forgive Me i do not know how to shorten that.

[–]jhra 5 points6 points ago

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Shorten it? Are you implying that we are some kind of Twitter? Gasp!

Here's what you need for supplies: [words in here](linky here)

Write whatever you want in here

for an added bonus, you can add a space after the link and put text in "quotations" and it acts as a hover-over, [like this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHjANsRFtUk "You catching all this?").

[–]Dazedinreality87 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jhra 1 point2 points ago

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[–]HurrmanDerpinham 1 point2 points ago

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That was absolutely...hilarious and horrifying.

[–]windsostrange 1 point2 points ago

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This comment is what taught me that the OP's image was a reference to some sort of song.

Can't unhear, my friends. Can't unhear.

[–]stormstar1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LeoPanthera 1 point2 points ago

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YouTube has a built-in URL shortener. Click "Share" under the video.

[–]Dazedinreality87 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! :)

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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Better than yackity sax, for sure.

[–]Fishies 0 points1 point ago

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i'm fucking crying man, that was too much for me.

especially at 0:26 when she goes heyyyyyy

Edit: crying of laughter.

[–]aperson 0 points1 point ago

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[–]somewhatreticent 44 points45 points ago

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Upvote for you. Nightmares for me.

[–]boobscomefromrussia 12 points13 points ago

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Why do I continue browsing reddit before bed? It's shit like this that keeps me up at night.

[–]TheMilkMang 1 point2 points ago

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Ikr, I had to look around, close my closet, make sure there was no crack in the window for me to see out of, and then be paranoid for the next 20 minutes and hope I don't see another post that invokes irrational fear.

[–]Complexified 25 points26 points ago

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I'll hit that...

...with a baseball bat.

[–]Unnecessary_McCoy 17 points18 points ago

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Dammit man, I'm a doctor, not a witchdoctor.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why I could hit you upside the head all day with this surgical 2x4...except I have a 3 o' clock.

[–]mewtashun 0 points1 point ago

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Copycat

[–]vivvav 13 points14 points ago

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BITCH THAT IS NOT YOUR HAIR THAT IS YOUR SPINE.

[–]bochain45 8 points9 points ago

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The power of Willow compels you!

[–]pingas 2 points3 points ago

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But, I want to keep my skin.

[–]randomsnark 1 point2 points ago

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Bored now.

[–]Dr_Herp_Derp 5 points6 points ago

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Meth is a hell of a drug.

[–]AlkarlMO 5 points6 points ago

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Weeeeeeeeeee!

[–]VirgoChild 4 points5 points ago

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this should be on r/fitness

[–]B_S_O_D 4 points5 points ago

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Headbanging... like a boss!

[–]teh1337z 3 points4 points ago

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That movie was the single most terrifying experience of my childhood. Fuck everything about it

[–]impresently 5 points6 points ago

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Same here. Watched it when I was 8 for some stupid reason. Had nightmares for years. Now, every time I catch just a glimpse of a scene from that film, I have nightmares for weeks.

[–]FloppyWaffle 3 points4 points ago

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Well then, have fun these next few nights!

[–]Gorong 12 points13 points ago

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I really shouldnt have a boner right now...

[–]The_Darkstone 7 points8 points ago

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If that's the case we're both weird then...

[–]FloppyWaffle 5 points6 points ago

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Shh, just let it happen.

[–]RaithMoracus 3 points4 points ago

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I'm at the point, where I'm pretty sure if some possessed chick was telling me to fuck her, and flopping around and floating and shit, I would just shrug, tie her back down to the bed and get on with it. I don't know if it's my lack of outstanding morals when it comes to demons, my lack of caring about general sanity when it comes to vaginas (Crazy is where it's at, man!), or my general curiosity about the possibility of possession being an STD.

This is also why I can't watch The Exorcist with family around.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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no ball touching you two

[–]The_Darkstone 0 points1 point ago

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No promises...

[–]dutchboiz 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think the ten year old who made that thought of the Exorcist.

[–]dimadelux 0 points1 point ago

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Shenanigans!

[–]TheGreatBrandino 4 points5 points ago

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You don't understand the concept of shenanigans do you...

[–]Mr_Avalanche 1 point2 points ago

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great fapping ahead gentlemen!!

[–]srtDiesel 1 point2 points ago

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Its so much better to play the song in the background while watching that.

[–]etherealtim 2 points3 points ago

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Is there a way to put that in the gif?

[–]DRxUGGIST 1 point2 points ago

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This scene scared the bejeezus out of me as a kid.

[–]davander 1 point2 points ago

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I remember my mom showing me this as a scarring bit of her childhood. I must say I enjoyed it better than an subsequent remake. I like how this gif contains a black mark from her time and references one from mine.

[–]RunsLikeAGirl 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hell of a workout.

[–]MustStopMasturbating 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LOLrSAUCE 1 point2 points ago

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Now I'm not sleeping EVER again... goddam it. Last thing I want to see at 4 in the morning.

[–]misfitskater6 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mr_capable 1 point2 points ago

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[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this a thing? This was posted when that song came out. That song came out a long time ago. Are people still listening to it?

[–]ohms_law 1 point2 points ago

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You'd think this would be hard to fap to, but it isn't so bad.

[–]rsheahen 4 points5 points ago

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I'm picturing an electrical engineer batin' right now, I'm a little disgusted.

[–]Fridgeburn 0 points1 point ago

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Sleeping's for the weak, anyway.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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not sexy.

[–]Chemoot 0 points1 point ago

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strangely hypnotizing...

[–]outofcontextcomment 0 points1 point ago

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Sexy...kinda...

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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Christ preserve us!

[–]ThoseSickBastards 0 points1 point ago

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I almost vomited from laughing so hard even though i don't know why it is so funny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice

[–]phyzishy 0 points1 point ago

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ah so that was the motivation behind the song

[–]summerkc 0 points1 point ago

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Open a new tab with this playing in the background while watching the .gif: NOT a rickroll

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaaand then Satan fucks me up the ass. The Aristocrats.

[–]Big_Jesus_Trash_Can 0 points1 point ago

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Your mother sows socks that smell!

[–]thatsHELLAjanky 0 points1 point ago

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the gif reminds me of this. it was the bed from the board game "dont wake daddy"... does anyone else know about this?

[–]Mr_Tee37 0 points1 point ago

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if you play the song in the background this becomes infinitely better.

[–]Got_Engineers 0 points1 point ago

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I would tap that

[–]dualboot 0 points1 point ago

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Every time her head hits the mattress I hear a "thud" sound in my head.

every single time

[–]Qwirk 0 points1 point ago

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\m/

[–]ILoveThisWebsite 0 points1 point ago

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The longer you stare at it, the creepier you are.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to go to sleep but now... I'm afraid T-T

[–]thunderfalcon561 0 points1 point ago

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I think this post needs a NSFW tag.

[–]Mpls_Saint 0 points1 point ago

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Well now I just won't fucking sleep tonight. Thanks buddy!

[–]TheRubyRhod 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome. I really wanted to have that song playing over and over in my head all night.

[–]ethryx 0 points1 point ago

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That gave me a headache :<

[–]dishrag 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd.

[–]Fishies 0 points1 point ago

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oh fuck i haven't laughed like that in so damn long.

[–]Rulnos 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed.

[–]SadPenguin 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact: that hurt Linda Blair like a bitch and she still has back issues.

[–]ProsithiusErvingMott 0 points1 point ago

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Terrific. Now I'm going to have those nightmares again.

[–]Wonderjea 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't back click fast enough! @_@

[–]Redbox_McFireCrotch 0 points1 point ago

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This is not what I wanted to see at 4 am!!

[–]Fusselmaster 0 points1 point ago

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I recommend playing some badass metal to this.

Fear Factory - Replica fits really well.

[–]howboutme 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]Dirtpig 0 points1 point ago

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Fail!

[–]morcou 0 points1 point ago

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Now, that's what I call a metal attitude.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Still laughing. NOT what i expected.

[–]BouledogueFran 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed so much... now my co workers must think I'm mad... Cannot upvote this enough to thank you :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant music Makes it even more hilarious.

[–]skramzkevin 0 points1 point ago

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rolls eyes

tumblr

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I watched it for a minute hoping she would smack her head on the bed end

[–]ro6023a 0 points1 point ago

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[–]koew 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should photoshop the Wella-logo and their tagline ("Perfectly you"?) onto that gif. Seriously.

[–]Pantheonofoak 0 points1 point ago

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iWhip, Apples newest product to make people think they look cool

[–]Nesman64 0 points1 point ago

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Was this from the original Exorcist? Looks newer to me. Maybe Emily Rose?

[–]Francision 0 points1 point ago

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That's head banging!

[–]protargol 0 points1 point ago

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Can you get sound with GIFs? I've never seen a better match http://whipmyhairbackandforth.ytmnd.com/

[–]thedddronald 0 points1 point ago

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Freaking RES, nearly gave me a heart attack.

[–]zendick 0 points1 point ago

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that's one hell of an orgasm

[–]rayzink -2 points-1 points ago

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OH GOD... Another repost

[–]samebdayasnaruto -1 points0 points ago

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oh dear lord, a repost... on reddit! what has the world come to?!

[–]juanocroem -1 points0 points ago

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THIS IS SO FUCKING OLD YOUR MOM BANGED IT.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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This is so old I remember when it was on Digg.