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[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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[–]BitSlinger84 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed so hard I choked on my poptart and attracted attention to my cube.

[–]Nlelith 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop laughing.

[–]BurtGervis 36 points37 points ago

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[–]BurtGervis 46 points47 points ago

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[–]TheHorrahTheHorrah 0 points1 point ago

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You will now forever read that caption to the tune of Sympathy for the Devil.

[–]mykey777 15 points16 points ago

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[–]jellymeat 1 point2 points ago

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oh fuck that's awesome.

[–]BareNoise 14 points15 points ago

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red stripe guythis guy is my hero

[–]normalboy 2 points3 points ago

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Google image search: bat flies into crowd

You're welcome.

[–]saffer001 2 points3 points ago

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What about Mr. 47 in the background?

[–]justin6587 15 points16 points ago

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1 2

[–]Gauntlet 64 points65 points ago

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It's got be this one and this one.

[–]obstacle32 9 points10 points ago

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oh god, that second one, made me laugh so so hard. thanks for sharing that one!

[–]Snake_Byte 5 points6 points ago

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Man, the new Captain America film looks awesome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The special effects are SO REAL!

[–]novemberletango 3 points4 points ago

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Ok, so I've seen that first one quite a few times, but I was laughing way too much reading it just now.

[–]oodarthvader 4 points5 points ago

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When I see the second one I always imagine a mouth making the motor noises for a car in the third and second to last frame. brrrrrbrrrrr

[–]roltrap 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen that second one for the first time a long time ago but I never managed to find out the source of it. Any ideas?

[–]freddiew 1 point2 points ago

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Old Awful Forums thread about making ridiculous Captain America comics

[–]gdstudios 0 points1 point ago

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SomethingAwful.com - there was a thread someone started where he made a couple dumbass faces with a Captain America skin for Poser, then he offered it up for download, and everybody went nuts. It was a pretty popular meme for a long time. It was years ago, somewhere 2004-2007? I'm sure it's in the SA archives still someplace.

[–]onepedro57 45 points46 points ago

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[–]Kib1 11 points12 points ago

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Looks like he loses a couple of pounds when he falls. Must've been filled with gas or something.

[–]MrOrsom 10 points11 points ago

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A friend of mine got this on a greetings card once. He threw it away. I was gutted.

http://www.scribbler.co.uk/images/_lib/stop-and-think-80004172-0-1278609468000.jpg

[–]UNBR34K4BL3 24 points25 points ago

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[–]btxtsf 1 point2 points ago

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please explain?

[–]UNBR34K4BL3 2 points3 points ago

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Look at her face. She is at the point of despair, incredibly emotional, yet at the same time hopeful. The whole world of her heart hangs in the balance, and somehow she summons the will to make the call. She picks up the banana, and calls the one man who can make everything okay, the one man in this world who also happens to be two dogs. Two dogs with no sympathy, no kindness, no care at all except for driving around in their truck. She knew this, and called anyway. In the end, her deepest fears are realized, and her man is hers no longer. She falls into true despair and depression. Fin.

[–]btxtsf -1 points0 points ago

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whilst your narrative is entertaining, i just don't find it funny. weird? yes. different sort of humour i guess.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Akatsiya 44 points45 points ago

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[–]nomercyvideo 0 points1 point ago

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I was gonna post this one, so damn funny.

[–]Vatii 37 points38 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/qNmbr.jpg (Semi nsfw - racism)

[–]AtLeastEnough 4 points5 points ago

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My fucking god. I nearly cried

[–]awesomedan24 28 points29 points ago

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[–]gdstudios 3 points4 points ago

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[–]awesomedan24 12 points13 points ago

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[–]SneakyProbe 5 points6 points ago

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[–]shockfactor 26 points27 points ago

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[–]forrestnotgump 9 points10 points ago

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I break into hysterical laughter every time I look at this.

[–]jwiz 18 points19 points ago

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[–]gdstudios 8 points9 points ago

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[–]jwiz 0 points1 point ago

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I considered that one, but when I looked it up, I did not actually crack up. :)

It is hilarious, but you really have to read it with the right emphasis to feel the full impact.

[–]NeonFlamingo 24 points25 points ago

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I die laughing. My friends don't understand :<

[–]lVlaciiiii 23 points24 points ago

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[–]UTC_Hellgate 10 points11 points ago

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I love how absolutely disappointed in the goat that message is.

[–]Ember113 2 points3 points ago

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Oh God, haha, thank you! I'm busting a gut here.

[–]YouDaGodo 1 point2 points ago

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The final one made me absolutely lose it.

[–]Beegee7730 17 points18 points ago

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[–]BeefyWeef 0 points1 point ago

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[–]vsanna 10 points11 points ago

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The horrid little monkey (NSFW language?)

[–]runfromfire 2 points3 points ago

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I was hoping somebody would post this because I don't have it saved on my computer and I'll be goddamned if I was going to Google "you ugly cunt"

[–]3scape7heLake 8 points9 points ago

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[–]CreateTheFuture 2 points3 points ago

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[–]sewerboy 14 points15 points ago

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In no particular order, 1 2 3 4 Enjoy.

[–]Beegee7730 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man, thanks. 2 made me guffaw in the middle of class.

[–]toastedpirate 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd so hard at number 2 I think I just got fired. Totally worth it!

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[–]DmnX82 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first image in this thread that actually got me to laugh out loud. Thank you.

[–]hojaytee 9 points10 points ago

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Definitely this picture:

Milk Man

[–]unclewalty 10 points11 points ago

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[–]freddiew 5 points6 points ago

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I made that second one for my desktop wall paper!

I love it because:

  1. The dog doesn't look like he'll make it
  2. He's already trying to jump literally the lowest rung
  3. The look of sheer determination on his face

[–]oodarthvader 0 points1 point ago

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That first one gets me every time. I also like the one with jesus playing hockey with children.

[–]LawnMoa 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Kentyfish 9 points10 points ago

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[–]b3mus3d 7 points8 points ago

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Reminds me of Portal 2.

GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us

Wheatley: This is the part where I kill you!

CHAPTER 5: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

Achievement! The Part Where He Kills You

[–]Kasparovich 3 points4 points ago

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[–]bahawkid 3 points4 points ago

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[–]epsilona01 2 points3 points ago

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[–]EvilMcBadguy 9 points10 points ago

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[–]sk8boardfun 1 point2 points ago

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When animals attack!

[–]thewongtrain 12 points13 points ago

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Busch puke pic

Such motion and drunken-ness captured in a split second. The man on the left looks like he's in severe pain. The guy in the middle is tripping balls. The guy on the right is oblivious. It's so random, it's beautiful.

[–]worminator88 4 points5 points ago

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ahem... I'm the Worm!

[–]Tyforce 7 points8 points ago

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It's a worm!^

[–]schwuppdiwupp 6 points7 points ago

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The worm!

[–]retsukoi 1 point2 points ago

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So basically, in summary, overall, by the end, to surmise, he's the worm.

[–]SquidThistle 7 points8 points ago

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This one

The claw-eyes get me every time.

[–]Kata_Kelsou 1 point2 points ago

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[–]katamarin 12 points13 points ago

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[–]normalboy 17 points18 points ago

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For some reason the first one reminded me of this.

[–]gdstudios 3 points4 points ago

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[–]DevilGhoti 0 points1 point ago

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This. Always this.

[–]grungle 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, just wow.

[–]einsfurmich 0 points1 point ago

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The second one had me in stitches for some reason.

[–]redtigerwolf 2 points3 points ago

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Beetlejuice?

[–]thenewmeme6 1 point2 points ago

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Watched it yesterday, saw this today. Definitely Beetelgeuse

[–]HypocriteOpportunist 8 points9 points ago

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For me it has to be this one

I just want to know the story behind it because that kid is so awesome, and he's definitely scheming!

[–]sneerpeer 7 points8 points ago

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He's probably just eating sand...

[–]a_giant_bag_of_dong 0 points1 point ago

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KIDS!

[–]a_wee_bit_drunk 6 points7 points ago

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[–]JerkyIsSuperior 2 points3 points ago

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Impostor!

[–]3brushie 1 point2 points ago

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...wait...

[–]sizzick 10 points11 points ago

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[–]FruityPeebils 9 points10 points ago

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[–]soopsoopa 0 points1 point ago

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what is this i don't even..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]SadPenguin 8 points9 points ago

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Dis one and dis one just floor me.

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[–]onipos 2 points3 points ago

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mutherfucker that is not tourettes

[–]3brushie 2 points3 points ago

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It also fucked up the quote :\

[–]onipos 1 point2 points ago

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you're right, is twat, i missed that :/

[–]Derporelli 0 points1 point ago

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R.I.P. George Carlin (a.k.a. - Mr. Conductor)

[–]onipos 1 point2 points ago

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lol. ringo had that part too

[–]Thumbz8 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. The Jeremy one had me giggling like a little girl.

[–]mattmokc 1 point2 points ago

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[–]solo-do-low 9 points10 points ago

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[–]protogea 6 points7 points ago

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[–]ILikeBreadsticks 2 points3 points ago

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Brad Neely up in this bitch.

[–]Joranj 0 points1 point ago

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The JFK video always cracks me up.

[–]EdwardOnly 0 points1 point ago

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I am baby cakes, you are baby cakes, I am the world.

[–]mags87 3 points4 points ago

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i dont know of a link, but on the garbage ball episode of Futurama when Fry tries to launch the rocket but misses the button. i laugh my ass off at that everytime

[–]aonghas 0 points1 point ago

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While were posting our favourite Futurama clips, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvjNPiofJ8

[–]relaysignal -1 points0 points ago

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Me too! Favorite Futurama moment, I don't know why. Just the simple "Oops", haha

[–]Diego_UK -1 points0 points ago

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[–]SpacemanJim 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but I can just watch this for hours and hours. Wait a minute, are gifs allowed? I'm going with... Yes. http://i.imgur.com/0GtZe.gif

[–]mikefromengland 1 point2 points ago

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[–]minche 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Champie 0 points1 point ago

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This is the part where he kills you!

[–]corporateswine 0 points1 point ago

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This is from a Somethingawful photoshop thread from 2004. Also that's the laziest watermark I have ever seen

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[–]adouchebag 0 points1 point ago

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Since we've already moved from images to .gifs, I'll take the next logic step and go with THIS WONDERFUL TOY

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[–]dasberd 3 points4 points ago

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You sure are going to hell. What kind of person goes to funnyjunk...

[–]m3rkvry 2 points3 points ago

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Since no one is saying it . . . you got downvoted for linking to funnyjunk. www.imgur.com

[–]cuddlimaus -1 points0 points ago

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Yes i do! i do! i do!

[–]deku12345 -4 points-3 points ago

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O RLY owls crack me up always and forever.