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[–]bavarian_creme 42 points43 points ago

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As bijibijmak posted somewhere down below, here is the Youtube video.

It looks a lot more real in video, now I don't even think it's fake anymore.

[–]paintballboi07 18 points19 points ago

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It actually looks like the bus turns slightly to the left, just nearly missing the bird.

Relevant: I accidentally ran over a pigeon the other day on the freeway and almost shot him into the windshield of the car behind me.

[–]Pigeon_Logic 14 points15 points ago

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I really shouldn't be laughing this hard.

[–]CoolHeadedLogician 7 points8 points ago

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this changes everything

[–]ZebrasKickAss 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah I think this solves the mystery. The pigeon is German.

[–]johnq-pubic 1 point2 points ago

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Its in German, it must be real. My German relatives are deadly serious about pigeon welfare.

[–]Dusk_v731 0 points1 point ago

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I had just accepted that it was edited, but that video does make it look a lot more believable.

[–]D0nc 0 points1 point ago

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Bird just knows the line that buses follow when making that left turn. He also doesn't want to look like a pussy in front of his videotaking-fans.

[–]QuickGonzalez -1 points0 points ago

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It's montage, watch again the bird is a doll.

[–]tinfoil_hat_troll 208 points209 points ago

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There appears to be a glitch in the matrix

[–]reddelicious77 10 points11 points ago

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Not sure if bravest pigeon ever...

....or paralyzed with fear.

[–]respectwalk 6 points7 points ago

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I think the bus is making a left turn, so it looks like it slides over.

[–]Kuskesmed 82 points83 points ago

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Looks like the pigeon...won a game of chicken.

[–]DigitalN 33 points34 points ago

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YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

[–]jstarlee 3 points4 points ago

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When you play the game of chicken, you win or you die.

BUS IS COMING.

(NO REALLY IT'S COMING RIGHT NOW!!)

[–]Nomikos 82 points83 points ago

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Wouldn't that bird be blown away by the air.. wind.. thing? Doesn't even seem ruffled. Also, why were they filming a bird on a street?

[–]ahejewg 69 points70 points ago

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I agree... I go with phony

[–]akise 13 points14 points ago

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I go with disease, maybe even brain damage.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 14 points15 points ago

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I go with disease, maybe even brain damage.

True. Brain damage gives birds the ability to keep their feathers immune to air displacement caused by the passage of a bus.

[–]Delfishie 2 points3 points ago

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TIL!

[–]akise 0 points1 point ago*

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I'd be inclined to agree if buses cornered like F1 cars, i.e. at very high speeds, but alas, they don't.

Also, there a video buried somewhere in this thread. edit: Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm4ZfYVAwaE Incidentally, you can see that it doesn't appear all too healthy, what with the dirty feathers, besides not moving even a tiny bit.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 1 point2 points ago

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Glue. Pigeons secrete a natural glue-based substance to ward off bus impacts.

[–]foyamoon[S] 46 points47 points ago

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The guy who filmed it recognized the bird and knew he was up to something crazy when he saw him in the middle of the street.

[–]ThePlumBum 150 points151 points ago

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Yeah, I recognize him too. That's Steve the bird. He's always doing shit like that. Oh Steve...

[–]EliteHunting 113 points114 points ago

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HI! MY NAME IS STEVE

AND THIS IS BUS DODGE!

[–]anekdotos 10 points11 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a... Bird?

[–]db0255 -5 points-4 points ago

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Not cool dude. Steve died in a bus dodge incident the other day. Or was that his cousin Pedro I. I've Pedro I-MMXII walking around central park. Can't be too sure.

[–]ChirpingGlowbird 4 points5 points ago

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I think it's actually City Face

[–]Rob_C 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jbourne 0 points1 point ago

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I know that's Steve, but who the fuck is that red and white thing passing by him?!

[–]vinfx -5 points-4 points ago

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That's Steve-o the bird. He's always doing shit like that. Oh Steve-o

[–]jonnie5 -5 points-4 points ago

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OPs picture had me dying laughing, the inevitable "fake" internet argument kept me laughing, OPs insane response had me gasping for breath, and your comment... I couldn't breath for like 10 seconds. This is the pinnacle of human achievement.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't going that fast.

[–]Unnecessary_McCoy 2 points3 points ago

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..he's dead, Jim.

[–]akise 1 point2 points ago*

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Because it acted weird previously would be my guess.

[–]Kon-man 0 points1 point ago

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Ya, seem to be a shoppe. The bird blinks away for the frames it should be under the front

[–]Spitfire15 28 points29 points ago

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People, the bus is turning. Not driving straight. Look at the wheel. The pigeon doesnt "teleport" it just goes under the buses shadow while it turns away.

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[–]Blaueziege -1 points0 points ago

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It's even more apparent in the actual video.

[–]monkeyjay 0 points1 point ago

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I have a hard time believing anyone thinks otherwise. EDIT: wow I actually read some of the comments.. You are doing a strangely needed service Spitfire :)

[–]evileddy 28 points29 points ago

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Pigeons are too full on fucktarded to notice.

[–]highguy420 7 points8 points ago

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Probably ate something poisonous and it is already mostly brain-dead.

[–]NonPermissive 4 points5 points ago

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Pigeons don't need to eat anything poisonous to become brain-dead.

[–]highguy420 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough.

[–]ZombyWoof92 5 points6 points ago

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We had a deal!!!!!

[–]Chaoticmass 5 points6 points ago

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The bird is probably sick. I saw a sick pigeon once outside of work in the morning. it just stood there and didn't fly away even when I poked it with a stick. When I left work that evening the bird was in the same spot, dead.

[–]jbot84 0 points1 point ago

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flew into too many windows perhaps.

[–]isthisonetakenyet 4 points5 points ago

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That chicken is acting real penisy

[–]ruskiman[!] 25 points26 points ago

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That is fantastically fake.

[–]4569294 16 points17 points ago

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[–]suscida 2 points3 points ago

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You just caused me the hugest inconvenience, I've been watching win videos for far too long now.

[–]Hello-Universe 1 point2 points ago

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Hey look a gif. I'll go to the comments for this video. Comments > scroll scroll scroll Video wtf is this?

[–]TheGreatestDeception 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What have we done to the Gray Wolf?

[–]vinfx 10 points11 points ago

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Why would a pigeon go through so much trouble to fake a vid?

[–]Mr_Repair_man_man_ 71 points72 points ago

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[–]iamzaka 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Retanaru 2 points3 points ago

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Fanta-stick-leaf-headache

Fantastically headache?

[–]JediPilot 0 points1 point ago

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Orange stick plant telepath?

[–]SergeiKirov 17 points18 points ago

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Ah Meta-Reddit pleases me so...

[–]danietzs 4 points5 points ago

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are you calling it orange branch-ly fake? im so confused.

[–]vik0188 -2 points-1 points ago

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fanta-stick-leaf-ache.

fantastically fake

[–]ParrotLad 1 point2 points ago

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OHHHH, I JUST GOT IT

God I feel stupid, I was saying "fanta... stick?" over and over to myself.

[–]db0255 4 points5 points ago

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ORANGE BRANCHLY FAKE?!?!?1 WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

[–]rjgw 2 points3 points ago

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FANTA STICK?

[–]Khalexus 1 point2 points ago*

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Yeah something really doesn't look right. Is it just me, or does the bird disappear when the bus comes, then reappears a few inches closer to the camera?

EDIT: So yeah just cover up the appearing text with your hand, it screws with your perception. Once it's covered it's perfect.

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[–]Stereo_Panic 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the same thing as Khalexus but you appear to be correct. Kudos!

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh yes, you're right sir. I watched it over and over trying to see if it was just the shadow passing over it, but the text made it look jerky and wrong. Without the text it's perfect.

[–]bijibijmak 7 points8 points ago

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I don't think it's fake. As you see here you can even see it's tail move a bit just before the bus comes.

[–]inf4nticide 3 points4 points ago

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What's up with people taking 3-second clips from youtube an making gifs out of them? The video was higher quality, and had sound. Now you've gone and made a lower-resolution, terrible quality mockup with no sound. It's not like you're saving anybody bandwidth either, this is fucking 2011, everybody can view a 3 second clip on youtube with relatively no delay.

[–]beanswiggin 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe this is just me, but when I'm on reddit at work (let's pretend I'm on break), I can't access youtube and some other streaming media. I can view most of these gifs so I appreciate it.

[–]inf4nticide 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, that makes sense. I didn't really consider that.

But in any case...back to work, slacker!

[–]Seichu 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for admitting an oversight and coming back with another jab.

[–]beanswiggin 0 points1 point ago

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Although I expected someone to say this, I didn't think I needed to point out that there is such a thing as downtime in most types of employment.

They should've named that book "Everybody Poops (with Smartphones)"

[–]PrimalUrge 1 point2 points ago

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in 720 resolution its easy to see that the bird is sitting still and it is the bus that is turning which gives the effect that the bird had moved

very interesting

[–]l0rdc0rx 4 points5 points ago

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its the shadow when the bus passes over.....i thought the same thing too

[–]qpalz 0 points1 point ago

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You can tell by the pixels!

[–]EGriffi5 2 points3 points ago

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This bird could have all the fucks in the world and still wouldn't give one up.

[–]Phantasmagoriac 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the bus is turning. For some reason I reversed the gif and it makes more sense.

Reverse

[–]TheGreatestDeception 0 points1 point ago

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very cool

[–]insomniasexx 2 points3 points ago

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Take .gifs from midway down yesterday's gif thread.

Repost.

???

KARMA!

[–]Norillim 2 points3 points ago

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I walked right under a pigeon today. I'm talking 3 inches between our eyes when I looked up at it. I had to just walk away.

[–]kwansolo 1 point2 points ago

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why don't pigeons scatter when cars are driving at them? i constantly have to swerve to avoid them.

[–]GeorgeStPierre 1 point2 points ago

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WE HAD A DEAL!!

[–]stinkycrow 1 point2 points ago

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wow, saw this this in a best gifs thread, frontpage, maybe 4 hours ago? Shiitt, has the the circlejerk become that tight?

[–]loyalone 1 point2 points ago

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Cocky? No. Brain-dead? Yes.

[–]goldandblack 1 point2 points ago

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I think the bus was going in a circle at a steady curve. the pigeon observed it and assumed the bus will remain on course, when the bus drove over it was only its front portion that going to pass over the bird. Like this

[–]FightingAmish 1 point2 points ago

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Like a cagey old cat who knows the length of the neighbor dog's leash down to the inch.

[–]Hank_fight_Hank 1 point2 points ago

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Cocky? I'm saying suicidal but with really shitty depth perception?

[–]RevRound 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is photoshopped. I can tell by the teleportation

[–]SovietPoland 1 point2 points ago

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At first I thought the bird TELEPORTED out from under the bus... Then I watched it again and noticed that it just stood there and the BUS turned. Jesus... teleporting birds...

[–]last_minutiae 1 point2 points ago

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Here's what you have to realize about pigeons. They see so much more than we do. In film/video games/real life, the human brain only comprehends from between 30-60 frames per second. If a pigeon saw the same film or video game at 30-60 FPS it would be a boring slide show to them. This bird new exactly where he was. Exactly where the bus was moving. He didn't budge because he knew it wouldn't effect him. That's pretty bad ass. The reason they run from you in the park is because they are in a crowd and humans are unpredictable in the way they move. This bird was by himself with a giant chunk of metal he deals with everyday. Props to this birds. For reals. Except for them its not really a skill it's just something they have. A product of their physiology. So less props to the bird. Let's collectively give it up for science.

[–]TheGreatestDeception 0 points1 point ago*

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actually, we can see WAY more than 60fps, never mind 30. and that pigeon was not boss (although i thought so at first, for a joyful while) it was unfortunately ill :(

*edit: maybe i'm still wrong. hope so :)

[–]last_minutiae 0 points1 point ago

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Tell me exactly how many fps you comprehend.

[–]chaitan 0 points1 point ago

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They may see better but they still don't give a shit. I have slowed down/stopped my car on several occasions not to run over the cocky bastards. :)

[–]Justice502 -1 points0 points ago

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I really wish people would stop propagating this piece of misinformation.

The minimum for our eye to comprehend frames as a moving image is about 24 frames per second.

That is the MINIMUM for us to be tricked into thinking it's moving, instead of being a bunch of fast slides.

The MAXIMUM FPS we can comprehend is pretty limitless, or at least very very high. We don't see in FPS, we see in real-time.

Pidgeons may process optics at an increased rate than we do, being a prey animal that needs to rely on reaction time more than us, but it has nothing to do with FPS at all, life is not a series of frames, that's just your video screen.

[–]last_minutiae 0 points1 point ago

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Why exactly do you wish people to stop informing others of something that is true. Is my offense the generalization? Everyone is different. How many fps can you comprehend? What is your upper limit? Be specific. Or perhaps you know of some peer reviewed research? I loving learning. Please teach me.

[–]Justice502 -1 points0 points ago

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It's wrong, and you can get all butthurt about it, but people say this shit and then morons go and say "HUR DUR YOU CANT EVEN SEE PAST 30 FPS SO IT'S WORTHLESS TO GO HIGHER HUR DURRR"

It hurts more than it helps people to understand.

[–]Justice502 -1 points0 points ago

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Also I'd like to point out all the first hand accounts of people running over pigeons, they sure are fucking meta-avian.

[–]last_minutiae 0 points1 point ago

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You've been boring me for days. Can't say that for pigeons.

[–]last_minutiae 0 points1 point ago

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I read your comment and again and it's still dumb. Limitless? Really? I understand that the brain isn't binary, and doesn't run in terms of FPS. I was using that as a convenient shorthand to help general understanding you pedantic muskrat. But limitless? That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. You are telling me that you can pick out and process a single image among hundreds of thousands or millions per second? Let's think about infinite frames per second for a second. How did you cultivate this astounding talent? Can you also fly and lift railway cars? I envy the world of delusion you've created for yourself to live in. We are slow and dumb creatures in some ways. Pigeons have much better reaction and perception. That's all i was trying to say. But you've stopped my reign of terror. I'll never try to communicate in any but the most bland and perfectly accurate way again. Thank you for putting me on this path. I will cherish you always.

[–]Justice502 -1 points0 points ago

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Your eye is capable of all of that, your brain is not. You are a slow and dumb creature, I'll give you that.

[–]last_minutiae 0 points1 point ago*

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HAHAHA yes. The eye and the brain are different. The eye's ability to capture an image is very different than the brains ability to perceive it. I'm glad you've started thinking. This will open up a whole new world for you. I'm so proud. One day I hope you will start listening to everyone just like you've listened to me. Then you'll have so many useful and production instances of communication. It's like watching a baby deer walk for the first time. Go "Justice502", go.

[–]last_minutiae 0 points1 point ago

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Also I hate you "Justice502".

[–]WOLF_Drake 1 point2 points ago

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someone do a bee stinging someone

[–]AppORKER 1 point2 points ago

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Old people usually say that pigeons, when are sick they commit suicide I tried to find some proof but only found that when they loose a mate they don't eat

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I was driving in a parking garage one day at a normal 5-10 mph. Everyday I see pigeons there, often they will be in the road and move when you drive by. Usually just enough to avoid your tire. I usually make a point to not hit them as I try not to kill any living thing. I saw a pigeon directly in front of me about 20 feet away. I slowed down, but didn't break, so it could move in time. Instead of hearing the steady rhythm of the tire I heard a crunching sound. It didn't get out of the way. Its flattened carcass was there as a reminder for days afterward. Oh, pigeons.

[–]bronk1977 1 point2 points ago

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George Costanza driving the bus? "WE HAD A DEAL!!!!"

[–]Danger_Zone 7 points8 points ago

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Imagine how much funnier that gif would be with sound

[–]2SmokesLetsGo 2 points3 points ago

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Only if the song was Highway to the Danger Zone

[–]Danger_Zone -1 points0 points ago

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If only I had the tech skills to pull that mashup together.

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[–]Danger_Zone 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know - too soon maybe?

[–]RAWRstatus 1 point2 points ago

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I have once seen a more unfortunate outcome for the pigeon. The bus ran over it, and it made a really loud popping sound. Imagine Squeezing a bag of potato chips till it pops. I really was not expectinig that kind of sound.

[–]L-J-N 1 point2 points ago

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Pigeon's have pretty cool eye sight, The human eye processes movement at 30 frames per second, where as the pigeon's eyes process movement at 100 frames per second, So essentially they see everything in slow motion.

[–]RabidAaron 2 points3 points ago

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I saw this on QI!

[–]StopIMAHipster 1 point2 points ago

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old gif is old

[–]Rufinito 1 point2 points ago

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It teleports. :(

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[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

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Wannabe boss

[–]Ulftar 0 points1 point ago

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Pigeons downtown Toronto do this shit all the time. Had to attempt to shoo them out from under my truck wheels. They really don't give a fuck.

[–]johnasmith 0 points1 point ago

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Is that an OC-Transpo bus?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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lmao! aww public transportation is thinks its the shit

[–]open_ur_mind 0 points1 point ago

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fuckin lag

[–]NorthHame 0 points1 point ago

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Nice blink micro

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What bus line is that?

[–]GigaByteCoin 0 points1 point ago

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I think we just witnessed the first video evidence of a pigeon suicide attempt.

[–]Chewzilla 0 points1 point ago

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THAT'S NOT A COCK IT'S A PIGEON

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City pigeons are totally desensitized.

[–]EnsuingRequiem 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch, I'm a bird!

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pigeons have to be the stupidest birds on the planet.

[–]gientsosage 0 points1 point ago

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BIG laugh

[–]3Erots 0 points1 point ago

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I almost ran over a pigeon once. You guys should've seen the amount of fucks it gave.

[–]mismatchgaz 0 points1 point ago

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Sleight of Pigeon!

[–]SamhaneTheMasher 0 points1 point ago

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Did that bird just no-clip out from under the bus?!

[–]disinfectingwipes -1 points0 points ago

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Holy fucking repost

[–]HardCorwen 1 point2 points ago

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seriously, that took only 6 hours?

[–]Blazingfly -1 points0 points ago

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It's fake as fuck

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Go to NYC dude, pigeons don't give a fuck.

[–]patman21 2 points3 points ago

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I see birds do this all the time...

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite part was the part where this was posted 4 months ago and then cropped up again in the animated GIFs thread and is now reposted on it's own and gets several hundred upvotes.

[–]NBurg -1 points0 points ago

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big fat phoney

[–]Schtoops -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like a fake although pigeons do have a much higher fps eyesight so it's highly likely they are able to do this.

[–]idledebonair 3 points4 points ago

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To quote my boy Wikipedia, "citation needed."

[–]db0255 -1 points0 points ago

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Eyesight doesn't translate to translational skills without appearing like you moved.

[–]MationMac -1 points0 points ago

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When i look at it frame by frame it seems it just dissapears.

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[–]khrappeater -2 points-1 points ago

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Link?

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[–]Doesnt_Get_Irony 1 point2 points ago

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Whoosh!!!

[–]khrappeater 0 points1 point ago

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Whoosh!!!