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[–]llandar 183 points184 points ago

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1995 was a great year for humorous pictures on the internet.

[–]Cinelli 49 points50 points ago

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I actually think this was around before the Internet.

[–]Andaliter 21 points22 points ago

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What was before the internet? Space?

[–]leobc 39 points40 points ago

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Outside...

[–]greg25 48 points49 points ago

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I... what?

[–]gravehunterzero 33 points34 points ago

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I think he means where the delievery people live and roam, harvesting and delievering fresh pizza and hunting the most dangarous game. 2 litre Mountain Dew.

[–]Hello-Universe 5 points6 points ago

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Wait - I think I'm missing something... how did people share pictures of their cats to the world during this period of... outsidedness?

[–]statedtheobvious 4 points5 points ago

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I hear they used this thing called pay-per...pahpar...something like that.

[–]gravehunterzero 1 point2 points ago

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I think he is correct, I heard a lot about this pahpar, in the before time it was called pahpar view and you had to pay $5 just to see 1 cat picture for an hour and so.

[–]Hello-Universe 1 point2 points ago

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That's fucking insanity. How did the pahpar get to your house? Did it use radio waves or something?

[–]sven8705 1 point2 points ago

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Something called America's Hilarious Moving Pictures

[–]drgk 0 points1 point ago

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STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP ITSTOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

[–]bdubaya 0 points1 point ago

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In the beginning, there was no Internet. There was only The Word. And it was good.

[–]dannyr 7 points8 points ago

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ah the days of Gopher and Archie. THOSE were the days!

[–]keiyakins 5 points6 points ago

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Those A. worked over the internet and B. still exist.

[–]likeinBenjaminButton 0 points1 point ago

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This is just like the movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, except instead of a man ageing backwards, a photograph was inaccurately labeled as being from 1995 when it was actually from much earlier!

[–]monkeyvselephant 12 points13 points ago

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It's great when we treat humorous email attachments like fine wines.

[–]JeanNaRH 3 points4 points ago

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I agree therefore I downvote.

[–]DeadSeagull 41 points42 points ago

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"George, in fact, was unable to please any of the 15 women mentioned in yesterday's paper. The shopping trip was nice, though."

[–]Hillel1963 25 points26 points ago

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I would have protested the retraction.

[–]Hilby 4 points5 points ago

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Agreed. Someone really should shop a frown on Georges face on the second pic.....I believe it would be fitting....

[–]EATTEXT 0 points1 point ago

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But, how else would he have satisfied fifteen women?

[–]LuTheLunatic 11 points12 points ago

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We're sorry, we didn't realize pleasuring women sounded at all sexual. Our bad

[–]vplatt 7 points8 points ago

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In the next day's paper:

"Local Man Sues Paper for Publishing Untrue Retraction"

[–]zeroesandones 5 points6 points ago

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BROWNRIDGE STATES: "I SCREWED THE WHOLE NURSING HOME!"

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[–]Gh0stInTheMachine 13 points14 points ago

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Worst. Retraction. Ever.

[–]Scoldering 4 points5 points ago

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They used the word "Congratulations" which does make it seem as though an achievement was unlocked.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you can please 15 women all day, damn right you've unlocked an achievement.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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George Brownridge and "staff", AMIRITE? OH MY GOD this fucking repost AGAIN!!!

[–]kvachon 40 points41 points ago*

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There's a NBC logo there. this is a god dammed Leno Newspaper Bit. WTF Reddit?. Leno caliber jokes? Seriously?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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And the Olympics rings mean it's old.

[–]jonnyrotten7 -2 points-1 points ago

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Shut up you pretentious douche. Herr derr Leno sucks.

[–]ZombieSociety 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, Leno sucks. And he doesn't write the headlines which is why they're funny.

[–]mrmaster2 -4 points-3 points ago

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Get over yourself.

I thought it was pretty funny, and apparently a ton of Redditors do too.

[–]WorstCaseScenarioGuy 13 points14 points ago

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a ton of Redditors do too.

So... two redditors like it?

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[–]joepawlman 1 point2 points ago

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hey it's a fat joke

[–]iTrollbot -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah fuck Jay Leno! Conan O'Brien all the way!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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George Brownridge, a legend amongst men.

[–]MerryMortician 2 points3 points ago

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ah yes.. I remember the days when my dad's work friends from the factory would bring over a few sheets of paper they had printed off to share with the rest of us.. things like this and racist jokes were always on them.

[–]chaffed_nipple 1 point2 points ago

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and the quality would be total shit because it had been either faxed then copied a million times before. i remember those days well. thx for stirring up those old memories!

[–]MerryMortician 0 points1 point ago

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Yep lol and there was always a crude drawing

[–]em22new 2 points3 points ago

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What, this repost?

[–]reptomin 2 points3 points ago

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That is a very fake "Hey, guys, we work at a newspaper, how about we play this prank and we can get on Jay Leno's Headlines?! I won't even try and make the setup sound real."

Repost for eternity.

[–]PotatochipXD 5 points6 points ago

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Innuendoes, bitches love innuendoes.

[–]Avien 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't a Brownridge when you put a girl on her kness and stuff your nose into her butthole and your tongue into her vag?

[–]zeroesandones 2 points3 points ago

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It's when you lick her feet while she's asleep and then sniff her shithole.

True story.

[–]dmui4031 1 point2 points ago

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repost.

[–]r2factory 1 point2 points ago

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This is so old my grandma called repost on it.

[–]audionorth 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason the fact that the font changed made it funnier.

[–]neightdog 1 point2 points ago

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Give them bitches a shopping trip. Bitches love shopping trips

[–]WomenBeShoppin 6 points7 points ago

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I find nothing but truth in this statement.

[–]nuds 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rattimus 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think he looks like Chuck Norris? In fact, that could be a Chuck Norris joke of sorts.

[–]IlikeJG 0 points1 point ago

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His smile takes on new meaning after the first block, then again after the second block. It's like magic.

[–]JustTakeTheLink 0 points1 point ago

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He was a king among men, at least for one day....

[–]smk3200 0 points1 point ago

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reeeeeepost

[–]shtoops 0 points1 point ago

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winning

[–]Pumpkin_Pie 0 points1 point ago

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why apologize, he would be my hero

[–]LordLunchington 0 points1 point ago

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I am SURE he didn't mind

[–]njm1314 0 points1 point ago

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Guys a champ.

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could accurately reference the number of times this has been posted on Reddit.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

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helluva man

[–]springboks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]chefjpv 0 points1 point ago

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Such a fortunate mistake

[–]weird-oh 0 points1 point ago

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I would SO frame that and put it on my wall.

[–]lucasteh5th 0 points1 point ago

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bob from that 70's show?

[–]SEOH740 0 points1 point ago

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You know i do hate to use meme B.S. in comments but i have been spending way to much time at advice animals so...

"LIKE A BOSS"

[–]twelch39933 0 points1 point ago

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This man is a local hero. He shall die a happy man and have this reposted in the obituaries when he dies.

[–]itsokaytryagain212 -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah.........sure.

[–]gopaloo -1 points0 points ago

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Reference? Or it's something to take at face value?

[–]blahblahwho 3 points4 points ago

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Its called sex. It was referencing sex.

[–]Andaliter 2 points3 points ago

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It's a very obscure reference to something really hilarious. Google it and don't stop until you find it!

[–]Bogey_Redbud -1 points0 points ago

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For one day...George Brownridge was the greatest man, ever.

[–]kllyforman -1 points0 points ago

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69 comments...oopss

[–]ABlitz -2 points-1 points ago

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hahaha.."Brownridge" His name is the punch line of this one

[–]ABlitz 0 points1 point ago

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Brownridge and STAFF...LMAO