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Why I love America (also why I'm glad I'm not american) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]dreamcatchme 107 points108 points ago

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The woman with two vaginas was from the UK

[–]justonecomment 141 points142 points ago

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Also the second vagina was probably her ass hole.

[–]whiskeyjoe 28 points29 points ago

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I knew a guy with two assholes. Does that make his second one a vagina?

[–]L-J-N 19 points20 points ago

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I knew a guy who had three buttocks, and a guy who had nine legs.. but he ran away.

[–]BlandSauce 1 point2 points ago

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I once knew a man with only half a leg.

And then I didn't.

[–]whiskeyjoe 1 point2 points ago

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The second asshole was only really a dimple. Did you maybe know a guy with a very short leg?

[–]thatwasntababyruth 1 point2 points ago

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I understand, Mr. Frampton, that you have a uh...50% bonus in the region...of your bum...

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      [–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

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      arse hole

      [–]H4rry 1 point2 points ago

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      Best quote I've read all day.

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        [–]atheos 2 points3 points ago

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        If ever there were a case for Polyandry

        [–]supaphly42 2 points3 points ago

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        Pics or it didn't happen.

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          [–]gerrard77 105 points106 points ago

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          Yes, trashy TV in other countries is full of erudite discussions and book reviews.

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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          example here

          [–]ForgettableUsername 4 points5 points ago

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          I feel like I need a shower after that.

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              [–]atheos 495 points496 points ago

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              I love that we are able to entertain you guys so much. Also, this is a very accurate representation of typical Americans with exception to the skinny people. I have no idea where they found them, because we are ALL obese.

              [–]levilarrington 343 points344 points ago

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              I'm eating a bucket of hamburgers right now.

              [–]atheos 226 points227 points ago

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              I'm polishing my guns.

              [–]vitalAscension 218 points219 points ago

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              With hamburger grease.

              [–]atheos 152 points153 points ago

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              and tears from the baby Jesus

              [–]Humphrind 186 points187 points ago

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              I don't waste my Jesus tears on... I'm just kidding. I'm American, I WASTE EVERYTHING!

              [–]gburnaman 105 points106 points ago

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              You'll have to say that again, I was too busy misspelling my anti abortion signs.

              [–]hauntedtikibar 22 points23 points ago

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              HE SAYS HE WAS WASTIN' HIS JESUS TEARS, GRAMPAW. AFTER YOU FINISH WATCHIN' MATLOCK IT'S GONNA BE TIME TO CHANGE YER DIAPER. I'M FIXIN' TO RUN OUT TO THE STORE TO GET SOME MORE DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW. I"LL BE RIGHT BACK.

              [–]gburnaman 37 points38 points ago

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              Be sure and pick me up a bucket of hamburgers.

              [–]mynameisdave 26 points27 points ago

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              Cheaper to get the family barrel.

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                  [–]Iamsqueegee 68 points69 points ago

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                  ...lubing my cousin-wife's conjoined twin's neck anus

                  [–]smdepot 5 points6 points ago

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                  you win.

                  [–]wild-tangent 7 points8 points ago

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                  ...with more tears from the baby jesus...

                  [–]Qonold 2 points3 points ago

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                  That's funny because I'm actually polishing a gun right now.

                  [–]levilarrington 61 points62 points ago

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                  I'm pointing at Spain on a map and dropping my bucket of hamburgers as I realize it's nowhere near Mexico.

                  [–]gloveside 48 points49 points ago

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                  Then how the hell did them Spain peoples learn to speak Mexican so good?

                  [–]levilarrington 5 points6 points ago

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                  Fuckin' A, huh? I bet it's them tacos. Everyone likes tacos. I just wonder if tacos can live in that climate over in Spain. Or do you think they breed them with that DNR stuff? Your guess is as good as mine.

                  [–]figureoflight 2 points3 points ago

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                  I have heard someone say this in real life and mean it...

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                    [–]GameWarrior2216 36 points37 points ago

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                    I'm fucking the American flag.

                    [–]zwergmeister 57 points58 points ago

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                    Sorry, had to drive the hummer to the mailbox. That postman is so damn lazy!

                    [–]Scadilla 45 points46 points ago

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                    I think you can sue the mailman for that.

                    [–]Lonelan 44 points45 points ago

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                    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mailperson. Thanks.

                    [–]InfernoAcid 9 points10 points ago

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                    Maildemon/muslim if he's an atheist of course.

                    [–]a_flaky_croissant 5 points6 points ago

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                    http://www.theonion.com/articles/disgusted-supreme-court-cant-believe-it-has-to-rul,20719/

                    the judiciary has your back

                    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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                    Hopefully offing some of these obnoxious European circlejerkers that abound on Reddit. /s...sort of.

                    [–]diulei 12 points13 points ago

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                    I demand to know where you were able to purchase hamburgers in buckets right this instant. It would accompany my bucket of KFC quite well.

                    [–]levilarrington 5 points6 points ago

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                    I have my own bucket I fill up at the local Fat Burger.

                    [–]JavaLSU 6 points7 points ago

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                    I hope there aren't any pickles on it...just typing the word pickles freaks me out...

                    shit...I just typed it twice. Now I have to wash my hands in bacon grease.

                    [–]levilarrington 12 points13 points ago

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                    In America we call pickles napkins.

                    [–]JavaLSU 12 points13 points ago

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                    I usually buy my napkins in packs of 24.

                    [–]levilarrington 9 points10 points ago

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                    Those ain't napkins. Those is women's sanitary thingies.

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                      [–]Bombardiers 1 point2 points ago

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                      I always get my bacon grease supersized.

                      [–]tyrer 3 points4 points ago

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                      Is there a word for thinking you pooped a little from a really righteous laugh? Because...that.

                      [–]i_have_a_name 10 points11 points ago

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                      I bet I could eat--

                      Ah fuck it.

                      [–]Whalen 8 points9 points ago

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                      I'm killing Jews. Oh, wait, wrong post.

                      [–]ptsaq 2 points3 points ago

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                      Go on....

                      [–]Solnai 1 point2 points ago*

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                      Eating all the hamburgers or eating a bucket that just happens to have hamburgers in it?

                      [–]levilarrington 1 point2 points ago

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                      Why don't you spend your French questions about my bucket at the local Canadian flag burners pot shop, Pinko?!

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                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                        You mean.... a crave case?

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                          [–]ormannay 32 points33 points ago

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                          I ate four toilet paper rolls, a double cheeseburger, and I shit out patriotism.

                          [–]MyPants 14 points15 points ago

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                          The skinny ones are on meth.

                          [–]mynameisdave 1 point2 points ago

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                          Not even once.

                          [–]JoinRedditTheySaid 23 points24 points ago

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                          I have no idea how they got them to stop shooting guns long enough to film them.

                          [–]mexican_octopus 16 points17 points ago

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                          Also we believe every word FOX news says, CAUSE DIS IS AMERICA!

                          [–]Si_Ob_Eaks 1 point2 points ago

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                          EM SURRY I THOUGHT DIS WERE AMURICA.

                          [–]mexican_octopus 2 points3 points ago

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                          AMURICA!

                          DAY TUK ARE JUBS

                          [–]ASH1337 -1 points0 points ago

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                          *AMURRICA

                          FTFY

                          [–]elcapitan29 6 points7 points ago

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                          sorry I'm late guys, I was busy invading a foreign country

                          [–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

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                          What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my two-ton truck spinning doughnuts in the McDonalds parking lot.

                          [–]Wulfnuts 1 point2 points ago

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                          you think you're being sarcastic, but deep down you know its true :D if it wasnt, how would've bush get elected? TWICE

                          [–]benchmarke 1 point2 points ago

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                          Ohhhh so that's why people like Sarah, Palin, Michelle Bachmann and Glenn Beck are so popular down there.

                          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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                          :p

                          Also, the Brits/Commonwealth have Jeremy Kyle, and his show is just as trashy as Jerry Springer.

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                            [–]BigPlunk 25 points26 points ago

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                            That dude looks more like he's possessed by a dress-wearing Tracy Morgan demon.

                            [–]ilikefarts 20 points21 points ago

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                            is there anymore info on the girl obsessed with pooping? id like to know just how obsessed someone could become.

                            [–]brazen 66 points67 points ago

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                            She's tried to quit, but she still has a once a day habit.

                            [–]itsatrick_getanaxe 55 points56 points ago

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                            She just can't give that shit up.

                            [–]ilikefarts 43 points44 points ago

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                            are you being fecesious?

                            [–]ChewysDingleberrys 4 points5 points ago

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                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uXHqfnj9iA#t=11m50s

                            [–]DMc720 1 point2 points ago*

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                            That's awesome. I was actually interested in hearing about this one.

                            EDIT: Disappointing video. She's not really obsessed with pooping.

                            [–]GoofyBoy 1 point2 points ago

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                            More of the show. This part of the show is actually more gross than the pooping girl; (Gross warning) http://youtu.be/K9mswTWZ0nU?t=1m34s

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                              [–]purebishop 75 points76 points ago

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                              I'm so proud to be an American, because this picture is fucking awesome.

                              [–]yello 56 points57 points ago

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                              You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

                              • Tony Montana (Scarface)

                              [–]Kinglink 4 points5 points ago

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                              I think that's the most appropriate quote about these type of topics.

                              [–]thatwasntababyruth 4 points5 points ago*

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                              "This whole town's a pussy...just waiting to get fucked"

                              -Tony Montana

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                                  [–]code_brown 73 points74 points ago

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                                  Shitty television is our number one export.

                                  [–]ChairmanA 33 points34 points ago

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                                  Entertainment in general is our number one export.

                                  [–]skros 16 points17 points ago

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                                  Actually, debt is our number one export. It's a trillion-dollar industry.

                                  [–]tinlo 10 points11 points ago

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                                  But it's been pretty entertaining, has it not?

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                                      [–]Zazander 74 points75 points ago

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                                      it's funny because you think these are real.

                                      [–]honey_nee 13 points14 points ago

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                                      I had no idea these work fake up until this year. I was relieved.

                                      [–]Starrfx642 4 points5 points ago

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                                      source?

                                      [–]Tystero 6 points7 points ago

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                                      Most of the people on shows like Jerry Springer are actors, even the audience. This was told to me by a friend of mine, a theater major who had the good fortune to go on The Price is Right and act ecstatic upon winning sometime.

                                      [–]LikeGoldAndFaceted 1 point2 points ago

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                                      I thought this was fairly common knowledge. A lot of the crap that happens on that show is just too crazy to be real.

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                                        [–]honey_nee 1 point2 points ago

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                                        I was listening to the radio (Bob and Sheri) and there was a girl telling them about her experience on Jerry Springer. She said that they gave her and her friend a role and had them lay on the dramatics.

                                        [–]vinfx 8 points9 points ago

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                                        Hey now! Shush with that nonsense talk. It's as real as professional wrestling!

                                        ;)

                                        [–]staffell 145 points146 points ago

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                                        Let's be honest, you find fruitloops like this all over the world, not just in America.

                                        [–][deleted] 115 points116 points ago

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                                        falling on deaf ears my friend. you are on the America bashing train and it does not stop in Europe, South America, Asia, Africa or any other fucking place except here.

                                        [–]Zach_the_Lizard 7 points8 points ago

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                                        I guess I'll have to catch the plane then.

                                        [–]fireonhigh555 32 points33 points ago

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                                        Have fun getting groped by the TSA

                                        [–]ZetsubouProth 27 points28 points ago

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                                        I always do.

                                        [–]fireonhigh555 13 points14 points ago

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                                        That's the spirit

                                        [–]Zach_the_Lizard 1 point2 points ago

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                                        Curses! You've found the flaw in my plan! Perhaps a boat is in order...

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                                          [–]downvotesmakemehard 1 point2 points ago

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                                          STFU! CAN'T WE BE #1 IN SOMETHING?? Y U SPOIL IT???

                                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                          I could easily make a compilation of weird shit from Japanese TV shows. Funky Forest comes to mind.

                                          [–]dsfox 1 point2 points ago

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                                          But it wouldn't be in English so who could read it?

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                                            [–]funintended 190 points191 points ago

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                                            I live in America and I can honestly say with 100 percent truthfulness that we all are like that so be glad that you're not one of us.

                                            [–]Itsthewrongway 139 points140 points ago

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                                            I also had sex for weave. Who wouldn't?

                                            [–]funintended 38 points39 points ago

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                                            I've done all of those things, it's just been hard to talk about because I didn't think there was anyone else out there like me. This helps.

                                            [–]Itsthewrongway 21 points22 points ago

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                                            OH GOD! Someone finally like me!

                                            [–]LoRez 5 points6 points ago

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                                            Do all the things.

                                            [–]waterisgreat 1 point2 points ago

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                                            Stop hogging the toilet paper.

                                            [–]P10_WRC 16 points17 points ago

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                                            well shit, have you seen what a good weave costs these days?

                                            [–]mexican_octopus 4 points5 points ago

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                                            did it for a scrunchy a tre fidy

                                            [–]Cariat 6 points7 points ago

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                                            OHHHHHHHHHH LAWWWWWWD, WEAVE SEXIN

                                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                            Paying for a weave... Itsthewrongway.

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                                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                              Speak for yourself. I ain't scared of mustard.

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                                                [–]IDKFA_IDDQD 15 points16 points ago

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                                                Oh man, I lost it at the chicken.

                                                [–]McDLT 15 points16 points ago

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                                                That Jeffrey Dahmer comic was actually really good. That guy grew up with little Dahmer and he wrote about about his interactions with him. It's creepy as hell and really well done.

                                                [–]burke_no_sleeps 1 point2 points ago

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                                                Yes. I was going to comment exactly that. Hart Fisher is a pretty awesome dude. He caught a LOT of flack for those comics, but you should experience them yourself before you judge. Here is his professional site, where he pimps everything he and his cronies make.

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                                                Relevant IAMA

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                                                  [–]Jack_Squire 41 points42 points ago

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                                                  At least Americans know how to properly adjust image sizes so that they are readable.

                                                  [–]JimMorrisonsCorpse 14 points15 points ago

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                                                  oh zing

                                                  take that European Union!

                                                  [–]Kolazeni 48 points49 points ago

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                                                  Yes, daytime talk shows are so representative of American society.

                                                  [–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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                                                  TIL Americans think we think they're all like this.

                                                  [–]jedibummaster 11 points12 points ago

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                                                  TIL Youse Guise all think we all think you all think we're all like this

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                                                    [–]GoFlyers 17 points18 points ago

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                                                    Oh America! You so crazy!

                                                    [–]pufan321 5 points6 points ago

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                                                    How is there not a comment about sticking it in Veronica's pooper?

                                                    [–]IPoopedMyPants 1 point2 points ago

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                                                    Stay away from my woman.

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                                                      [–]countbaron 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      REPOST - fuck

                                                      [–]jjandre 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      How many goddamn times can this make it to the front page of this site? I'm going to repost it in a month to see if we can make it to 20.

                                                      [–]2tancans 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      Doesn't the guy possed by the gay demon look like Tracy Morgan?

                                                      [–]vinzago 4 points5 points ago

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                                                      Found a tooth? You can't explain that.

                                                      [–]LeazZ 3 points4 points ago

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                                                      I'm possessed by a gay demon, Liz Lemon!

                                                      [–]FourButtonPad 3 points4 points ago

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                                                      After living in Asia for several years and making many a European friend in my time, I've come to the realization that we Americans aren't any crazier than the rest of the gang, we're just the loudest and have no shame airing our batshittery on live television.

                                                      [–]moar_noaw 19 points20 points ago

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                                                      This is why I love time traveling. This picture is from.. 2006?

                                                      [–]tylersstandingonit 8 points9 points ago

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                                                      What America needs is a good old-fashioned trip to boot camp.

                                                      [–]erithacus 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      All I can say is I'm glad the guests of the Jeremy Kyle show do not give a fair representation of the UK population...

                                                      [–]atrollsatan 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      population of the US: 307,006,550

                                                      population of the UK: 61,838,154

                                                      daytime "springer-like" shows in US (estimate): 10

                                                      daytime "springer-like" shows in US (estimate): 2

                                                      guests per show: 3

                                                      episodes per year: 150

                                                      % represented of US per year: 0.00146576677%

                                                      % represented of UK per year: 0.00145541214%

                                                      Just about the same, my friend. The world has just about the same number of fruitloops.

                                                      [–]Ejvind 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      HEY. Toilet paper is tasty. No joke.

                                                      [–]ermintwang 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      Revelant, incredible tumblr - http://holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr.com/

                                                      [–]Daveyd325 2 points3 points ago

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                                                      Every country has televised garbage

                                                      [–]Decamped 4 points5 points ago

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                                                      People like these are everywhere. Television shows in other parts of the world just don't dig as deep in disgusting places like American Thrash TV.

                                                      [–]PowderedToasty 1 point2 points ago

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                                                      As far as I know these shows are fake. Point being, there aren't really people like this anywhere.

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                                                        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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                                                        Is it me or is the mindless, totally irrelevant anti-Americanism on Reddit getting worse every day?

                                                        [–]infil 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Quit whinging. teowind is just pulling your leg.

                                                        [–]latecraigy 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I found a tooth that isn't mine, but I'm single. Should I be concerned?

                                                        [–]BexterV 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        the chick in the orange in the middle of the eleventh frame looks like Snoop from The Wire

                                                        [–]dogalarmsux 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Does cool shades cat have an agent?

                                                        [–]dirtmouth 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        what's the big deal with jeffrey dahmer comic books?

                                                        [–]jaba1337 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I don't know, Jerry. Tell us.

                                                        [–]MoonJive 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Who doesn't like a satisfying BM now and again?

                                                        [–]Rengaroo7 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        You are... NOT the father.

                                                        [–]Honey-Badger 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        being form the UK watching the Uk version of Jerry springer of Jeremy Kyle makes me ashamed of my country.

                                                        [–]rabs38 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I am sorry that our poor people watch television.

                                                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        This one time, i saw a woman eating a 6 pack of toilet paper. I took 2 off her hands and ate them as i was going to a friends house. I later found out she was on some TV show.

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                                                        [–]jtcoons 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I don't think enough people realize the genius of that screen-capture. Whereas the others are funny, this takes you on a narrative journey that is both excruciatingly funny and utterly tragic. In conclusion, A++++++ WOULD LOOK AGAIN

                                                        [–]ts87654 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Anyone else want to meet Tina?

                                                        [–]NJ4LIfe 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        My thoughts exactly. She looks like a qt. Upvoted

                                                        [–]omeganaut 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Fuck you! That's not all Americans. Just ask my prostitute midget daughter Sha-Nay-Nay. She'll set you straight as soon as we figure out which of the 50 whores I slept with are her mother.

                                                        [–]BostAnon 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        other countries have crazy idiots too, they just don't televise them as well as we do

                                                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        This is just a representation of poor black people trying to get on TV, not the country as a whole.

                                                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Notice most of them, maybe all of the truly crazy, are black.

                                                        [–]58lespaul 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        That was the most untrustworthy looking cat I've ever seen.

                                                        [–]ColHunterGathers 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I'm an American, and i'm going to be honest, I don't trust Regina either.

                                                        [–]KhalilRavanna 1 point2 points ago*

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                                                        Only in America can I see this reposted so many times. Thank god.

                                                        [–]wtfno 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        These situations are not limited to the US.

                                                        [–]youtubehead 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        lmao. infinity plus one upboats.

                                                        [–]ELONGATEDSNAIL 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        You do know that these shows are scripted

                                                        [–]jameseyjamesey 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Most of those talk show guests are actors following scripts.

                                                        [–]ribaldeer 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        Thanks for generalizing. -_-

                                                        [–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        I can honestly say I have never met anyone with two vaginas, and I've lived here my hole life.

                                                        [–]Ezekiel24r 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        But aren't we all obsessed with pooping?

                                                        [–]heathenl 5 points6 points ago

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                                                        pooping is the shit.

                                                        [–]lava1000 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Hair weaves are expensive.

                                                        Also, I lost it at the chicken.

                                                        [–]yourslice 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Yep - we're all like this. All of us!

                                                        [–]ape_cage 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Protip: British TV gets a lot of show ideas from American TV.

                                                        [–]woohoo 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        You know those are fake, right?

                                                        [–]joeisonfire 0 points1 point ago

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                                                        Yep, this pretty much represents all of us here in the US. I'm so frightened of chickens.

                                                        [–]matkrill 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        Oh, are we making fun of Americans!? I've never seen this type of thread before.

                                                        [–]bestbiff 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        If you're glad you're not American because you don't get to watch trashy day time television, or you honest to god think that this is a realistic representation of a country's citizens, then you must be the most sheltered person on the planet. Either way.

                                                        [–]MagnusTheGreat 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        God bless you America... you did it again.

                                                        [–]unstablxxx 2 points3 points ago

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                                                        Wait a minute... aren't these the shows that are on during the daytime? The time when Americans who work can't watch them? At night, we've got Nova, Thru the Wormhole, How it's Made, The Hawking Paradox, etc... No, I'm guessing that it's the welfare crowd who watches these shows. Sorry to spoil the meme, America bashers.

                                                        [–]sweetshotgun 0 points1 point ago

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                                                        ...dat barsexual...

                                                        [–]ObviouslyCaptain 1 point2 points ago

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                                                        it just might work

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                                                          [–]pwnies 0 points1 point ago

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                                                          Maury and Springer need to do a show together.

                                                          [–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

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                                                          That last one was stupid. Who doesn't love mustard and pickles?

                                                          [–]kernelhappy 1 point2 points ago

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                                                          My sister-in-law would literally gag at the mention of the word mustard (After a night of drinking, saying the word was actually enough to make her puke).

                                                          It was only through intense therapy (me repeatedly saying the word when she wasn't expecting it over the course of a couple years) that she was able to overcome her severe aversion to mustard.

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                                                            [–]semisilver 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Now you see why our economy is terrible - we spend all our time on tv seeking assistance in our problems.

                                                            [–]Crashmo 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            At least I know I'm free!

                                                            [–]HerbertWest32 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            These people are on tv because they're the crazy ones. If the whole country was like that, normal people would be on the shows because they'd be the freaks.

                                                            [–]colamerika 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            And I'm PROOOOOOUD to be an American!

                                                            [–]o0DrWurm0o 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Hart Fisher seems like the typical 4chan contributor.

                                                            [–]YourOldBoyRickJames 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Two vaginas you say?

                                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            TIL: barsexuals, fuck yeah

                                                            [–]Facenoms 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            And my friends make fun of me for watching these stupid shows, I love how retarded people are.

                                                            [–]ricehq 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            I thought the Japanese were crazy!

                                                            [–]_jamil_ 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            You're welcome

                                                            [–]DamageInq 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Seems like a nice group of people.

                                                            [–]Digital_Addict 0 points1 point ago

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                                                             >Implying this is restricted only to America

                                                            [–]LoRez 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Tooth found in the house. You can't explain that.

                                                            [–]samon1 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWKueJKIQKI

                                                            [–]sta1ker 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Found random tooth in the house... cant explain that

                                                            [–]RaveRaptor 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Every country has people like this. America is the only one that puts them on TV.

                                                            [–]Ferniff 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Instead of contributing to the senseless America bashing; can we get links to these clips?

                                                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                                                            Same here , I love America , but I'm glad I'm not American ; mostly because I like cloudy british weather. Also am I wrong to think that a life in America is very costly? or am I reading too much reddit.

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