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[–]spacebarbarian 117 points118 points ago

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kitteh decided to blink / stim in the second attack.

[–]ozziegt 89 points90 points ago

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kitteh is OP

[–]reddrocket 53 points54 points ago

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Birds need better scouting.

[–]Geovu 1 point2 points ago

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Needed to macro better to reinforce its numbers.

[–]oligobop -1 points0 points ago

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It is the exact opposite if you consider the kildeer phoenix harass and the cat a muta ball.

[–]silencesc 7 points8 points ago

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The problem is that if you nerf kitteh, then the whole Kitteh v Doggeh dynamic will get off-kilter! THE WHOLE METAGAME WILL CHANGE

...holy shit, god is a balance designer.

[–]Jonthrei 6 points7 points ago

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you mean natural selection right? its more intuitive and makes more sense that a system where only success continues would eventually reach a beautifully balanced equilibrium.

[–]silencesc 3 points4 points ago

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Well I was talking in hyperbole, but yes. It's much easier to say "god did it" than "over the course of millions and millions of years, a natural paradigm known colloquially of 'survival of the fittest' produced the ecosystem that you see around you". (Still, there is no god. haha)

[–]DoWhile 27 points28 points ago

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After millions of years, Earth's metagame is still changing. Looks like the current trend now is that Humans are OP. I hear that they are getting nerfed in the next global warming patch.

[–]silencesc 28 points29 points ago

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World of World: Cataclysm

[–]RetrospecTuaL 0 points1 point ago

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These two replies has be laughing for a while

[–]psiphre -1 points0 points ago

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i wish i could upvote this with the force of a thousand suns

[–]gospelwut 0 points1 point ago

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Air Conditioning = dead meta game.

[–]phadedlife 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah humans are OP. They get to wear TWO trinkets. The rest of us only get one? WTF!?

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[–]silencesc 2 points3 points ago

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haha I know, that's why he gets an upboat.

[–]Snooglemunch 0 points1 point ago

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ha, imagine sc2 being adjusted artificially based on win rates. Eventually a pure balanced game would come out.

[–]Pandajuice22 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, that would be an amazing game. Wouldn't really work with SC2, it would go against the game's idea. But another RTS game, call it "Evolution" where every once in a while a unit is spawned with a mutation will be in your army, like say longer arms but less damage, or slower but heavier, changed vision, random mutations will occur. And according to it's dominance (I don't know maybe kill cont / w/l ratio of person using it) more and more of these will start spawning. And a database keeps all these so they affect everyone in the multiplayer. Eventually after like a year of RL time, the game and all its units are different from originally... This would be fucking GOTY idea right here.

[–]mstksg 0 points1 point ago

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the only way this would work is if you had procedurally generated units. that is, units that a computer could generate.

meaning, you couldn't ever have units that are out-of-the-box, like reapers or collossi or things like that. you'd have to manually program in all possible quirks before-hand, or parts of quirks that could combine to make bigger quirks. all new units would be modified versions of old units and basically be boring units.

[–]Mr42 1 point2 points ago

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It would also take a few millenia, so I prefer the current approach.

[–]Jonthrei 0 points1 point ago

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well the issue about that is that in SC2, units do not adapt. strategies do, but you wouldn't start seeing things like zealots growing longer arms to deal with stimmed marines, which is pretty much a requirement for all the components to finally reach equilibrium. as is, you'd just end up seeing SC2 devolve into terrans vs protoss, with the zerg becoming map critters and doodads. :P

[–]Synackaon 17 points18 points ago

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STARCRAFT II PATCH 2.X.Y: - Fixed bug where Zerg was playable race. Now spawns as destructible rocks.

[–]silencesc 2 points3 points ago

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Them designers really do love their rocks

[–]prunk 0 points1 point ago

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but even though the strategies adapt there are changes made to unit costs, damage, armour, etc. Maybe they make the zealot charge just a little bit better if they constantly get beaten out by marines with stims.

I'm pretty sure they do this already to try and make a more balanced game. Not so much based on overall wins, but probably something a little more controlled than that. I mean, evolution isn't just about killing and surviving, you got to pass those genes on as well and that, is a whole nother balls game.

[–]tashinorbo 0 points1 point ago

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the difficulty is that it isn't marine v zealot, its zealots and collosi with MMM + vikings or whatever. So yeah they do it, but it gets very complicated.

[–]psiphre -1 points0 points ago

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upvoted for "balls game".

[–]flynnski -1 points0 points ago

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...you wouldn't start seeing things like zealots growing longer arms to deal with stimmed marines...

Or would you?

[–]Jonthrei 0 points1 point ago

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well my point is its not easy to compare a system like SC2 to a natural system because there is zero variation outside of the players :P

however, if the game was based on genetic algorithms...

[–]toastjam 0 points1 point ago

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If you were going for balance for all races, you'd have to be a bit more nuanced than just applying GA to both races. If you selected solely for advantageous traits,eventually one race would gain dominance and completely overpower the other just by virtue of hitting a bigger local maximum.

Consider that in reality, very rarely do two species occupy the same niche in the same environment. Generally, when that happens, one of the species will die out.

In SC2, both races are trying to occupy exactly the same niche, so you can't just say hey, genetic algorithms ftw!

[–]Jonthrei 0 points1 point ago

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that depends entirely on how you structure the mechanics of the game, as incorporating GAs would mean essentially redesigning SC2.

[–]SoyFood 0 points1 point ago

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nyah?

[–]Baron_Tartarus 0 points1 point ago

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Bird needs to macro better for metagame.

[–]greedyiguana 72 points73 points ago

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did that cat just double jump?

[–]BetterDaysAhead 22 points23 points ago

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Either that or its tail is one helluva propellor.

[–]Scripes 3 points4 points ago

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It's DT jetpack.

[–]ClockworkChristmas 2 points3 points ago

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So...a banshee?

[–]HINDBRAIN 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not even winded!

[–]Jonthrei 5 points6 points ago

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CAT IS A SCOUT

NEED A LITTERBOX HERE!!!!! NEED A LITTERBOX HERE!!! NEED A LITterbox here...

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 1 point2 points ago

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Reaper-cat!

[–]roman8915 1 point2 points ago

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damn I was gonna say the same thing it looks like it stepped on the air for a few times :-s

[–]Nikota 26 points27 points ago

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Lol poke.... poke.... FUCK HE GOT BLINK

[–]Synackaon 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK! STIMS NOT DONE YET!

[–]xerexerex 23 points24 points ago

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[–]nexuapex 32 points33 points ago

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YouTube comment:

The bird obviously has a nest in the bushes nearby and is trying to protect its young from the cat.

Now I'm sad. Does put muta harass in a whole new light, though.

[–]kernel_kurtz 21 points22 points ago

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Will someone please think of the drones?

[–]Twevy 17 points18 points ago

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That's why mutas harrass. It's all for the swarm, guys. Think about that the next time you build a Thor.

[–]pocket_eggs 9 points10 points ago

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Poor tasty tasty mutas.

[–]TehCraptacular 2 points3 points ago

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Those muta eggs make a fine omelet.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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We're just trying to defend our queen =(

[–]gospelwut 2 points3 points ago

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[–]kernel_kurtz 1 point2 points ago

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Poor queen, so under appreciated.

[–]gospelwut 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you shouldn't abuse her! ಠ_ಠ

[–]Holzmann 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I wish I had just watched the gif and not clicked the video link. Thinking about what most likely happened is just fucking depressing.

[–]broden 0 points1 point ago

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Nature shouldn't be depressing.

[–]nerfy007 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like a magpie of some sort. If that's the case, they tend to eat other birds' eggs, so don't feel too bad.

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[–]xerexerex 1 point2 points ago

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I want to put my fist up your ass and turn you into a muppet.

[–]CopperKat 7 points8 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]xerexerex 1 point2 points ago

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Wanna play Jedi and Sith?

[–]Thrayne 14 points15 points ago

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That is why you need a flock.

[–]pyrophonic 5 points6 points ago

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What is that film that used this tactic? As I remember it was totally over powerd.

[–]PPewt 12 points13 points ago

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The Birds?

[–]Hraes 2 points3 points ago

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Aliens?

[–]pyrophonic 0 points1 point ago

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sarcasm Yeah that one!

[–]cawfee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]loNRG 13 points14 points ago

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[–]anonanonanonanonanon 2 points3 points ago

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I second this one.

[–]stoque 24 points25 points ago

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i love how what the bird does causes absolutely no damage and then the bird just dies.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Birds usually only act like that once they have a young somewhere on the ground.

So yeah, this one made me sad.

[–]poo_22 1 point2 points ago

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There was a pretty big discussion about this in the original thread (yes, like everything this too is a repost) and the basically lots of people thought that but it's not that case. The bird is just being a dick.

[–]Tyrant505 1 point2 points ago

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It takes 2 to make a baby, hopefully the other is still around to feed the young.

[–]gospelwut -4 points-3 points ago

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Did you know if you fuck with a bird's nest they'll just abandon their babies?

[–]just_wrong 9 points10 points ago*

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That's a myth. Neither touching young birds, nor touching birds nests will make them abandon either.

Of course, if "fucking" with their nest means ruining it, of course they'll abandon it. What other choice would they have?

[–]Geovu 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe he meant 'fucking' literally.

[–]gospelwut 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fa1nT 11 points12 points ago

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[–]koedy 1 point2 points ago

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That was really funny and really sad at the same time

[–]dydtaylor 1 point2 points ago

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Cat? Check.

Starcraft reference? Check.

You got my upvote.

[–]Wyzguy 0 points1 point ago

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Kittens are much like thors as the saying goes

[–]G_Morgan 0 points1 point ago

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You need invested felines!

[–]vtbarrera 0 points1 point ago

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If they've got a lot of blink stalkers next to their Nexus you just can't take that risk.

[–]PigFur 0 points1 point ago

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Thats a fast Thor!

[–]wildcard__ 0 points1 point ago

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Thors. :(

[–]jaVus[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Please no more of these...

[–]Attack-move 0 points1 point ago

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lol silly birds

[–]diggrecluse 0 points1 point ago

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Terrible decision making by the Zerg. He stayed too long to harass and lost all the mutas to blink stalkers.

[–]dejiinal 0 points1 point ago

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Tasteless is such a fucking baller.

[–]FountainHand 0 points1 point ago

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Weird, when I play I only ever see ultralisks attacking ground units.

[–]PhinixPhire 0 points1 point ago

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lol - that's awesome!

[–]OnceAlways 0 points1 point ago

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Can anyone please explain what the hell was going on in this related video?

[–]meatfish 0 points1 point ago

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That bird looking thing just got ate.

[–]Candyman_Can 0 points1 point ago

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I think it goes a little more like this

[–]seraph582 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]superfantastic1 -1 points0 points ago

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That cat was definitely haxing

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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jesus christ its still on the front page from the first time it was posted

[–]Plurralbles -2 points-1 points ago

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that's exactly what a psi storm or blink feels like.

[–]churchills_liver -5 points-4 points ago

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WELL I DEFINITELY HAVEN'T SEEN THIS BEFORE