The biggest fear of having a daughter [FIXED]

ConversationPolice · 1 year

bapster · 1 year

Having a hot, premiscuous daughter would lead to her gaining hot, premiscuous friends, which would lead to me buying a pool so those hot, premiscuous friends could have a pool party...etc

Long story short, I might see a boob.

sawbutter · 1 year

You are feared that you might want to bang her?

AnalBumCovers · 1 year

You're afraid she'll have a loud, annoying voice?

badmathafacka · 1 year

But think of the joy she has brought countless men

RobbyTheSheef · 1 year

At least she has a job?

themicrohawk · 1 year

Fap.

RiskRegsiter · 1 year

I'd be OK with it as long as I never saw her movies and no one I knew personally did. Otherwise it would get a bit awkward...

spamdefender · 1 year

Really?! I can think of worse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYdxK6xTZ8g

ILoveSashaGrey · 1 year

I don't think I'd mind. Maybe I'm biased.

jayenn7 · 1 year

That your daughter will grow up to destroy Vincent Chase?

IamcJ · 1 year

Unless she's adopted.

happywaffle · 1 year

I know some smartass will probably correct me, but, I think with those in her profession, there isn't an abundance of properly concerned fathers in their lives.

badComicTiming · 1 year

Daddy has to train a daughter like her.

leafsfan9917 · 1 year

if your daughter turns out like that its time to punch your brother in the face...

snottlebocket · 1 year

If you have a son, you worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you worry about all of them.

TrickyButManaged2Fap · 1 year

The fear is that she would be to easy to fap to.

fap fap fap

ftw796 · 1 year

At least she isn't working at the Tilted Kilt.

prkgfx · 1 year

Just consider how high she set the bar for becoming a pornstar. Im sure a lot of girls now wont even try, because they know they will never reach her level.

oodja · 1 year

What's so bad about playing D&D?

coldfusion079 · 1 year

One man's fear is 5 other men's dream. TIL.

NightclubDwight · 1 year

Upside: Apparently she's pretty smart. Downside: That whole hardcore porn thing.

hilldex · 1 year

If my daughter was that hot I'd be proud.

scherbilicious · 1 year

Incest is best, forget all the rest

ELgranto · 1 year

i'd be proud!

Hyperian · 1 year

or

"the biggest joy of having your daughter"

Oed0 · 1 year

I haven't had much sleep and i'm quite confused but i want one of those.

bboyauron · 1 year

Who is this? I need to fap to her.

batmanlovesyou · 1 year

My brother isn't into kids so this would never happen. If my daughter decided to do porn I would be sad by the fact I have to be careful when feeding my habit.

vorbote · 1 year

No problem for me, though I would fear that she gets addicted to coke (because I assume that drugs are more common in certain working environments) or gets HIV, but in te same way I would have fear she might fall from scaffold if she was a builder.

grandmoffcory · 1 year

What's wrong with a career in pornography?
Sasha Grey is a movie star in her genre. I'd be proud. I wouldn't watch her work, but I'd be proud.

BeastlyCo · 1 year

I'd have no problem with her as a daughter.

She's smart, if a little pretentious. But I respect the hell out of her ambition.

She chose to be in porn and she excelled at it. She then used it to launch both a budding music career and an acting career.

She's empowered, successful, and she know's what she wants. She has a passion for reading, music, and classic films. I'd prefer her over some slut-shaming son or daughter any day of the week.

Chugaboy · 1 year

I liked her the first time I saw her.. now she's just disgusting.

I imagine her to smell like topical cream and latex.

Chickenchaser2 · 1 year

She's going to make a great trophy wife

femzzzzzap · 1 year

humans wanna bang! And watch people getting banged! You watch porn and you are unashamed and you would be unashamed of your son watching it but you think people who provide the porn should be ashamed. You'd be way cooler if you'd get over it...

lordeddardstark · 1 year

WINCEST IS COMING!

turkeyinthecorn · 1 year

She'll be in Soderbergh movies?

cody_au · 1 year

I don't get it, who is she?

Edit: Oh. Porn star. Nice. I'll ummm cheggit out.

CanadianTomFoolery · 1 year

I really don't think I'd give that much of a fuck about what my kids do after they leave the nest if I had kids.

kickrox · 1 year

Who's this? I hate missing out on jokes.

QuantumMelody · 1 year

Does she have another expression, or is it like Blue Steel?

DCstroller · 1 year

actually, if my daughter was that hot, I would enjoy meeting the mothers of my daughter's hot friends.

also, she's a writer now, so +1 for her.

[deleted] · 1 year

ITT: White knights lie about how they would really feel to seem open minded to strangers on the internet.

shiftylookingcow · 1 year

I guess it's impressive how she's parlayed a prodigious porn career into other things, and in some ways the ambition is admirable, but I've seen her do things...I couldn't even believe. I mean..come on...you're not going to lick that are you?...oh god...YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT THAT IN YOUR HAIR NOW ARE YOU??...OH GOD...ITS SO VISCOUS.

[deleted] · 1 year

I wouldnt care if i had a daughter wanted to do porn, some people are into that shit. Sure a lot of porn stars have messed up past/emotions n junk... but some just like weiner. It would just be awkward.

hhowellDM800 · 1 year

Being open-minded about your kids doing porn gives the old "I'll be proud of you no matter what you do as long as you work hard and do your best" parenting line a little different spin.

My wife and I talk about this, and the feeling I have come to is that as long as I am doing my part and I am involved in my daughter's life and have given her the tools to pursue whatever career she wants, then she probably won't want to do porn, but if she does, I'll support her decision as long as she is open with us about it and gives me a list of all the scenes she has done and where they might be found so I don't come across them accidentally.

bla-zay · 1 year

Anyone have a mirror? vegasnews is blocked

harry360 · 1 year

Please stop doing this. Post in the comments section of the original thread. Thank you.

dyslexic1991 · 1 year

someone show me a better lookin pornstar i dare u

misfitx · 1 year

Your maybe-future son will have sex and that won't bother you, so why shouldn't your maybe-future daughter enjoy sex too?

LessLikeYou · 1 year

You're afraid that you will have a daughter that aside from porn, acts in movies, hosts events and shows, writes books, writes music and you know... makes money from all of that?

Are you that hung up on sex that you would ignore all other things?

I would be proud of a daughter that dominated an industry known for chewing up and spitting out women like bubblegum.

Sure people would say "Hey! I wanked off to your daughter sucking off 20 dudes!", my reply would be that his daughter could even do 2 and my daughter has also produced more than your 9 to 5 office job straight as American pie daughter ever will.

Fuck the prudes in this thread, she is one of the few people on earth that can still keep her self respect after offing 20 dudes in a row.

mrpoopistan · 1 year

You guys have clearly never had to raise an actual teenage girl.

I have submitted the ACTUAL biggest fear you will encounter: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/iaz7s/the_actual_biggest_fear_of_having_a_daughter/

I am not joking on this account: if you raise an even moderately attractive girl at some point this exact species of douche will appear at some point.

AnnoyedRedditor · 1 year

You fucking worthless sack of shit. Please leave reddit and never return.

Please don't do this. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. Please don't do this.

worstpoopever · 1 year

Yeah, I am always afraid that I would spawn a strong woman that doesn't give a fuck about the social norms used to control and belittle women.

If your son was Ron Jeremy, you'd be proud. Don't be a sexist asshole.

aliakbarzaidi · 1 year

its a nightmare come true, lets not be forward thinking as far as this crazy n messed up lady is concerned. i mean trying to sexually satisfy 17 men at once and taking pride in it just doesnt fit with my common sense at all.

Tickle_my_taint · 1 year

STOP WITH THIS "[FIXED]" SHIT ASSHOLES. i ain't even mad.

hoboballs · 1 year

If SG was my daughter, incest would definitely one of our family activities.

APock · 1 year

Oh yeah, my daughter willingly decided to make herself a millionaire by doing the same thing I did with to her mother for "free" (marriage and dating is not free), only with a camera and crew around.

Clearly the shame is unbearable..

You americans are unbelievable, you demonize sex acts while simultaneously wanting to do the very things you demonize, repeatedly.

If I was Sasha grey's father, I would probably not be thrilled about my daughter being a porn actress, but I wouldn't feel any shame about it either, and I would be absolutely proud that whatever she chose to become, she's both great and successful at it.

neonshaun · 1 year

birthday!

grasspopper · 1 year

she probably earns 10 times more, i'd say thats
** A C H I E V E M E N T . U N L O C K E D**

Wollff · 1 year

Honestly: Why would anyone care? Because she does things that a proper young lady shouldn't do?

When is this here, people? 1850?

lance99 · 1 year

That she will be a protestant?

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