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[–]TheMintness 314 points315 points ago

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Fuck you and fuck your house. That thing might prevent break-ins, but I see it as an excuse to burn the whole god damn place down.

[–]SundanceA 44 points45 points ago

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Yes, prevents break-ins, invites arson. Agreed.

[–]flo-BAMA 6 points7 points ago

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Probably wouldn't get much ass with that greeting him every night coming home... but keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away, so might be worth it.

[–]bobbybusche 59 points60 points ago*

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[–]TheMintness 58 points59 points ago*

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Thanks for making it creepier. Welp, time to make a random email address and send this pic to everyone I know.

edit: Too far?

[–]relevant_spiderman 68 points69 points ago

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[–]flo-BAMA 9 points10 points ago

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Your username makes me happy.

[–]TheMintness 13 points14 points ago

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I sent this to my brother (who is deathly afraid of clowns) and his two roommates.

[–]relevant_spiderman 38 points39 points ago

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[–]TheMintness 0 points1 point ago

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What's funny is I posted it after I sent them and the two people that looked at it didn't find it amusing.

[–]all_of_the_elbows 4 points5 points ago

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Never going near any of those links.

[–]TheMintness 5 points6 points ago

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But it could be a picture of that thing you like.

[–]Harley-quinn 2 points3 points ago

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I did. Stay away from the first, the rest are spiderman.

[–]PlumberODeth 1 point2 points ago

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I did.

[–]flo-BAMA 4 points5 points ago

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I think the darker one might actually be creepier...

[–]Khalexus 7 points8 points ago

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Thanks - I'm on a netbook and honestly could not see shit in the shadows.

[–]Kowzorz 2 points3 points ago

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Tilt the screen.

[–]jaylem 10 points11 points ago

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fuck, i watched that for 30 seconds, terrified it was going to be a giff.

[–]Harley-quinn 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god I laughed so hard I feel out of my chair. Thank you for giving me something funny to think of later when I wake up from my terrifying clown induced nightmare later.

[–]iamraj 2 points3 points ago

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A criminal loves your idea so much that he wears the costume and waits for your ass (pun intended)

[–]Harley-quinn 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck you for putting that visual in my mind.

[–]jaubs17 2 points3 points ago

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the darkness of the pic helped scare the fuck out of me. i leaned in close to see what it was then.....HOLY FUCK BALLS

[–]ET_pwn_home 1 point2 points ago

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Alright he got me. My lappy monitor was tilted at an angle that I could only see all black. But when I adjusted, fuck him.

[–]IndycesiveJones 3 points4 points ago

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I think this might be more scary as you can see the murderous glint in it's sad clown eyes.

[–]Cinelli 0 points1 point ago

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He's already starting into your soul. What more do you want?

[–]iamraj 5 points6 points ago

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SO EFFECTIVE, IT KEEPS YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN HOUSE

[–]qwerasdf23423423 2 points3 points ago*

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I think this dude's sentry gun would be even better.

[–]InferiousX 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously. Who the fuck looks at that and goes

"Oh that would be perfect for that dark corner of the house that just kind of sneaks up on you!"?

[–]FrabriziovonGoethe 2 points3 points ago

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That is just plain creepy, anyone remind of John Wayne Gacy. IMO, I think that is probably what is scaring off the crooks the idea of being killed and buried in the basement after being raped.

[–]hollywoodbob 2 points3 points ago

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Better get the whole block, just to make sure.

[–]dmasa 2 points3 points ago

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scared of clowns are we?

[–]TheMintness 2 points3 points ago

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Terrified.

[–]Enegylop 2 points3 points ago

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God. I clicked this link as I'm in bed about to go to sleep. WTF.

(About to in "Reddit Time.")

[–]sil3ntgh0st 2 points3 points ago

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Can't upvote this more. Fuck the OP. Clowns can all burn in hell.

[–]johndrock 1 point2 points ago

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Lmfao!!!

[–]deadpansnarker 1 point2 points ago

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I'd break in just to move it to different locations...perhaps someones bedroom during the night...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ScottCarmichael 0 points1 point ago*

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[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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BUT WE DON'T OWN A CLOWN STATUE

[–]szchm 17 points18 points ago

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THEN WHO WAS PARENTS

[–]DLXII 32 points33 points ago

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GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW

[–]fswmacguy 23 points24 points ago

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HIDE YO KIDS

[–]cornelius_mumbungo 5 points6 points ago

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HIDE YOUR CRIMINALS

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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'CAUSE I'M HONKIN' MOTHERFUCKIN' EVERYBODY OUT HERE.

honk.

HONK.

honk.

HONK.

[–]thedddronald 1 point2 points ago

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I really tried to forget that story, I truly did.

[–]therobotjeff 112 points113 points ago

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My reacting if breaking into that house. http://i.imgur.com/gOj5Y.gif

[–]PhatBoiRL 80 points81 points ago

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[–]BelgoCanadian 6 points7 points ago

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aaaawwww Semmi!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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MY SON WORKS?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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So fucking appropriate! I started laughing but then I realized that there was a serious fucking clown in a serious fucking house. Then that shit got real.

[–]GigaAteMyNeighbours 6 points7 points ago

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serious fucking clown in a serious fucking house

On serious fucking Earth.

[–]IClimbStuff 5 points6 points ago

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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking clowns on this motherfucking planet!

[–]Harley-quinn 0 points1 point ago

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I died. Take my upvote. Thank you for the laugh.

[–]fondupot 3 points4 points ago

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Enhance.

[–]Slick1 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one freaked out by the fact that his slippers match the rug?

[–]scarpell 30 points31 points ago

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OHGODISTHATASPIDERINTHECORNER?!?!?!?

Oh, you mean the scary clown. Yeah.

[–]upstreamsalmon 29 points30 points ago

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that's ok. i wasn't planning on getting any sleep this week anyway

[–]Toribor 49 points50 points ago

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Me, three minutes ago: Hmmm... what is this... Well, I don't see anything. tilts monitor forward DEAR SWEET JESUS MARMELADE KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

[–]QuayleSpotting 11 points12 points ago*

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Same here, glare was bad in top left of my monitor, when I slowly moved the window down the face slowly became clearer and clearer. I saw the smile first, and my own waking nightmares next.

[–]SemiSeriousSam 13 points14 points ago

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I asked my friend's opinion on this, he said;

"It's only effective if you install it yourself. If you come into your own home and it's ALREADY there? - - - I don't know about you, but I keep a box knife handy to slit my own wrists just in case of situations like this."

[–]Vanetia 5 points6 points ago

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Even if I had put it there myself, and knew full-well exactly what I had done, the moment I came home from work to see it standing there I would shit myself and get a new place to live.

[–]Jubinator 2 points3 points ago

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It would be a sweet prank to pull on someone. Put that in someone's house when they aren't there. They return home to find that hidden in a corner of their living room or bedroom.

[–]OJ_Mayo 6 points7 points ago

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I think you can call that assisted suicide

[–]OJ_Mayo 1 point2 points ago

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Relavent username?

[–]turkeylaser 35 points36 points ago

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all I saw was a very shadowy porch.

[–]Chenzorama 28 points29 points ago

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Brightened: http://i.imgur.com/TzZUM.jpg

(Not quite as scary when mostly hidden in darkness.)

[–]bw1870 28 points29 points ago

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I disagree, that clown is equally creepy in full sun in the middle of the lawn, or in a poorly lit corner.

[–]Eastnasty 6 points7 points ago

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Clown is fukin creepy period. I mean damn.

[–]Goto10 3 points4 points ago

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Or in your house tonight.. while you're trying to sleep.. and you swear you hear something coming down the hall..

[–]johnnyslims 14 points15 points ago

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would've been awesome if OP gif'ed it to brighten to that a few seconds later. pants would have been shat.

[–]Zhenshanre 22 points23 points ago

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[–]iDenis 3 points4 points ago

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I should start checking the format of the pics I open.

[–]johnnyslims 1 point2 points ago

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glad i saw this in the morning

[–]middle_eastern 3 points4 points ago

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Did you mean ENHANCED!?

[–]sturdycocopuff 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't that enough? What kind of fearless creature are you?

[–]MRJBsahib 7 points8 points ago

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I'm pretty sure I just shit myself.

[–]llahlahkje 27 points28 points ago

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Even my nightmares will have nightmares, now.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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A nightmare inside a nightmare?

[–]Amokmanden 9 points10 points ago

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Holy moly, my balls just crawled back up my stomach!

[–]dohaeris 8 points9 points ago

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Well that's an excellent way to scar children for life.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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FUCK.YOU. I just got lost in a labyrinth of sheer horror.

[–]adhere_to_me 1 point2 points ago

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I am in bed, in the dark, and I read the top submission in r/nosleep. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

[–]Dead_Skull 2 points3 points ago

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No. Tree are no pictures allowed in nosleep. r/creepy or r/creepycreations if you set it up yourself

[–]double-o-awesome 11 points12 points ago

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fuck that noise. i think my soul just shit itself all over my hopes and dreams

[–]taratara 5 points6 points ago

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'Hmm. can't see anything. Maybe if I move my face closer to the scree--MOTHER OF GOD'

My heart is still beating super fast.

[–]wreckemtech 3 points4 points ago

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I use the "own nothing of value system;" it's moderately effective at repelling burglars and extremely effective at repelling women.

[–]blulink 2 points3 points ago

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I hear ya! HA ahaha haaa.... I'm sad now. Oh, I made myself sad.

[–]Would_I_Tap_That 4 points5 points ago

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Yes.

[–]haibrid 3 points4 points ago

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mother of god..

[–]themoodybios 3 points4 points ago

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Install a switch on the inside of your house, that when activated, will make your scary friend lean over when the doormat is stepped on.

[–]evabraun 2 points3 points ago

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God damnit! Just when I was finally getting over the movie "It".. damn you, damn you and your home security.

[–]wvrevy 4 points5 points ago

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They all float down here.

[–]akatherder 2 points3 points ago

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I think I've seen this. Oh that's right I saw it in my nightmares tonight and the next night.

[–]taratara 2 points3 points ago

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And probably the next week or six.

[–]Quiggibub 2 points3 points ago

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Can you make the picture darker? I can almost see what's on the porch.

[–]Nitro_Hedgehog 2 points3 points ago

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i must purchase this clown...

[–]00zero00 2 points3 points ago

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Everything floats down here!

[–]dnalloheoj 2 points3 points ago

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Not true. According to my drunk neighbor who stumbled through my backyard the other night, a rake laying out in your yard is the best security system.

[–]Bourdain179 2 points3 points ago

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Alright. Let me tell you what I would do if I one of my friends placed that damn thing in my room while I slept.

First, I would shit myself silly.

Second, I would be hitting my chest to get my heart working after I had a heart attack.

Third, I would NEVER again sleep without closing my bedroom door and making sure the only 2 keys are with me.

And fourth, I wouldn't sleep for 3 days.

Ps: They would no longer be my friends.

[–]turbojeebus 2 points3 points ago

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So effective, not even the owner can get in!

[–]FatalOne 2 points3 points ago

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Hi I'm Boppo......

[–]RedBananaPhone 2 points3 points ago

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i saw that with the screen tilted, so it looked a lot darker. i'm spooked now.

[–]Off_a_Little 2 points3 points ago

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I am up now at 1:30 in the morning because I saw this fucking image 6 hours ago when I got home.

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting a pic of a dog, so thank you for surprising me... albeit in a disturbing way.

[–]tilbert123 1 point2 points ago

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How could you live in the same house (zip code) as that thing? No. . . . Hell no!

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points ago

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I don't even want to be in the same time zone as that fucking thing!

[–]Bboboo 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck. That.

[–]bevel_like_an_emboss 1 point2 points ago

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Until someone dresses up like that and stands in that corner waiting for their chance..

[–]xkranda 1 point2 points ago

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reddit needs a clown tag.

gah.

[–]sgrodgers10 1 point2 points ago

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There is nothing right whatsoever to anything about that

[–]TheFancyPiechartMan 1 point2 points ago

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It's so effective that it even prevents the owner from entering the house!

[–]CLOUDHAUS 1 point2 points ago

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I have one of those, but he's a skeleton named junior.

[–]Genmaken 1 point2 points ago

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Bricks were shat.

[–]NwsAt11 1 point2 points ago

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Nope.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm just going to scroll by now...nothing here to see or unsee

[–]hlanderp 1 point2 points ago

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nevermind i see it now. so cute

[–]Yard_Pimp 1 point2 points ago

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[–]captainmcr 1 point2 points ago

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Main cause of falling down or up the stairs at night. Also your home haunts the dreams of children when they're all floating.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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=D great idea! very cheap and effective.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YOU!!! I WAS GOING TO BED AFTER THIS POST!!! FUCK YOU!!!! cries

[–]Chakks 1 point2 points ago

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This is nightmare-ish.

[–]raisinbrand 1 point2 points ago

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So apparently I'm the only one that doesn't find it all that scary?

[–]kellyfish22 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PossiblyTrolling 1 point2 points ago

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A big dog is way better.

[–]Astro493 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking warn people goddammit! I'm going back to my corner to rock back and forth now. Excuse me.

[–]screenshotted 1 point2 points ago

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i thought the shit on the right hand that looks like a giant fuck-off spider was more scary than a stupid clown

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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JESUS christ. I just about shat myself.

[–]GunRaptor 1 point2 points ago

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Put a large shiny knife in its hands. Aim it so the light reflects off of the blade directly to eye level at the door.

[–]onecust 1 point2 points ago

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yuck

[–]lagerfueled 1 point2 points ago

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OMG....Fuck everything about this!

[–]churika 1 point2 points ago

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It might prevent Larsen, but it sure as shit won't prevent Arson.

Hey that rhymes!

[–]grumpyswife 1 point2 points ago

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I'm all like: "I bet it's a dog...some rottie or pit that's actually really sweet. Why's it all dark?" moves closer to screen You know the rest--almost peed. Hell to the Fuck to the No, I'd rather have my house broken into.

[–]yep45 1 point2 points ago

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I still prefer to buy a shit ton of NRA stickers and put them on my front door

[–]foofy89 1 point2 points ago

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arghhh the nightmares that shall happen tonight!!

[–]lapisbastet 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I closed that as soon as it finished loading....

[–]Finton 1 point2 points ago

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CHEESE AND RICE. Mark that fucker NSFL. This is the first time I've thought pictures should come with black box warnings.

[–]Tonipwnz 1 point2 points ago

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I have a slight fear of clowns...

[–]necromundus 1 point2 points ago

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That clown looks almost exactly like the remote-controlled Robot Clown from FX2. You should check it out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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** THE MOST EFFECTIVE COUNTER SECURITY SYSTEM ON THE MARKET**

/.COUNTER-CLOWNS WIN

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

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holy fucking shit!

[–]illogical_operator 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for showing me this image. Now I have to uninstall all my web browsers to ensure it won't happen again. Goodbye cruel webs!

[–]boudica88 1 point2 points ago

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I have never freaked out so much trying to find my back button. Made worse because I had to lean in to see the damn thing. Who put this in r/funny instead of r/nosleep?

[–]illbevictorious 1 point2 points ago

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That's frightening!!

[–]DrunkPython 1 point2 points ago

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Also works as a Laxative; grantee you'll shit your self twice a day.

[–]Anodesu 1 point2 points ago

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no this is the most effective home security system on the market http://tf2chan.net/vg/src/129539809650.jpg

[–]CaveWitch 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for posting this in the comments.

[–]Anodesu 1 point2 points ago

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I thought people would appreciate it more in here.

[–]foodage 1 point2 points ago

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Security company stickers are my home security system.

[–]xespera 1 point2 points ago

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Gee, thanks Internet. I really wasn't planning on ever sleeping again anyways

[–]rgarrett88 1 point2 points ago

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Most effective cock block.

[–]The_Dok 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it's a good thing I wasn't planning on sleeping

[–]toaf 1 point2 points ago

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[–]baconheadband 1 point2 points ago

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can't sleep the clowns will get me

[–]MaxDeviant 1 point2 points ago

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It would be effective home security all right; even I wouldn't try to get inside my house.

[–]daversa 1 point2 points ago

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I just audibly said "fuck."

[–]myangryinch 1 point2 points ago

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Is it good if it keeps me out of my own house?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Stop clowning around!

[–]y2j850 1 point2 points ago

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I work overnight security where I walk around in dark corridors every 2 hours and am supposed to leave in less than one hour ....now I'm thinking about calling in sick. Thanks.

[–]LaPommeDeTerre 1 point2 points ago

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I've expanded upon this idea a little...

Before going to bed a night, you put on a creepy clown costume. A sort of pajama that is comfortable and breathes well. It can have a mask that you wear along with it, or you can apply some makeup. It doesn't matter which approach you'd like to do, just preference. This idea also requires some rewiring of the lights in your home. You'll essentially replace the light switches in the house to have three settings; on, off, and flicker.

When an intruder enters the home, the home owner can remote activate the lights to flicker, put on the mask, and approach the intruder. I'd advise that the remote control also activate Pierrot le Fou Theme from Cowboy Bebop, and perhaps a soundtrack of people screaming.

Extra points if you manage to make the walls bleed.

tl;dr: Wear a clown costume to bed. Intruder. Remote activated flickering lights, and scary music with screams. Approach intruder.

[–]galaxiesfaraway 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking Clowns.....I'm not going to be able to sleep for a while!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fucking creeptard-scary-goosebumps deterrent, batman!

[–]illithid66 1 point2 points ago

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[–]FuManJew 1 point2 points ago

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I stared at this for about 10 seconds before having a minor heart attack

[–]youwerkforthem 1 point2 points ago

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What state do you live in. I think I know that house.

[–]Inoku 1 point2 points ago

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Shit. My. Pants.

[–]fearlessly 1 point2 points ago

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NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

I almost woke up the entire house with a blood-curdling scream.

[–]TheJoePilato 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen that system before. It was in tents.

[–]elpadrino13 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Palatyibeast 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL!! Put an NSFL tag on THAT!

[–]stacymlee 1 point2 points ago

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You've got to go emotionally numb after seeing that thing all the time.

[–]caracoh10 1 point2 points ago

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i just pissed myself out of fear. never. leaving. under the covers.

[–]tblebowski 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck That.

[–]Philip1209 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was a manual transmission.

[–]Landosystem 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking Christ! That was hard to masturbate to...

[–]TheMalec 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL. GOD DAMNIT!

[–]hamish5178 1 point2 points ago

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This is a VERY NSFW link that will fix the horrors we all just saw

http://nudebunnys.com/blog/sexy-nude-lesbian-soccer-girls-sandy-a-and-marina-c-at-met-art/

[–]CaveWitch 1 point2 points ago

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Huh? I don't see anyth- OH SWEET LORD!!!

[–]Cybrknight 1 point2 points ago

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Screw coming home drunk one night and having to see that.

[–]xWhackoJacko 1 point2 points ago

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it's gonna be a long day at work tomorrow...thanks..

[–]denniseatsfood 1 point2 points ago

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what the fuck

[–]wildwestblue 1 point2 points ago

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fuck you... i'm having full body shivers and i looked at this thing 10 minutes ago. fuck you.

[–]nerd_boobs 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't make it out at first then i got closer the screen, worst mistake I've made in weeks!

[–]Iredditallover 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty effective. What I used to do when I found out my stoner roomate was going through my things WHILE I WAS SLEEPING I decided to grab some rolmex wire and put a cord cap on it so I could plug my wire in and wrap the hot wire around my doorknob and make it shock anyone who dared to even rub against the knob. Needless to say my now ex-roomate repeatedly shocked himself while he was high on crack. Ah sweet glorious revenge.

[–]Harley-quinn 1 point2 points ago

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WHY is there NOT some sort of a warning for pictures involving clowns?? Fuck you, sir. Fuck you and your house.

[–]ggGideon 1 point2 points ago

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Almost shit myself.

[–]kather19 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RedditRedneck 1 point2 points ago

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Needs a NSFL tag.

... and it's oddly appropriate that I just got the 666th upvote on this monstrosity.

[–]razorangel 1 point2 points ago

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I'll just leave this here .... http://i.imgur.com/4ORKJ.jpg

[–]jmyers7 1 point2 points ago

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im not sleeping tonight knowing that things out there

[–]Slick1 3 points4 points ago

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[–]e1re 1 point2 points ago

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You damn bastard! That face under the covers. THAT FACE!

I think I feel something breathing on my neck... :(

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OH GOD I SAW IT AND I SHAT BRIX!

[–]rocco888 0 points1 point ago

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That's not scary. This is the best security system in the world. http://bit.ly/mJs7NG

[–]Ikit-Klaw 1 point2 points ago

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you can't feed poisoned meat to a clown.