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[–]monkeyvselephant 40 points41 points ago

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didn't someone post this last week?

[–]doucheyhipster 22 points23 points ago

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Every single one of bset's posts is a repost.

He doesn't comment ever either.

[–]monkeyvselephant 1 point2 points ago

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I was looking at their posts and noticed that too. Everything is a re-upload to imgur

[–]KineticShampoo 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone knows that comment karma is what counts though. :) If you don't have comment karma you ain't nothing but a shitty posting bot. Comment people, participate!

[–]Logical_Psycho 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda creepy.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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didn't someone repost this last week?

FTFY.

[–]ET_pwn_home 0 points1 point ago

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For the purpose of combating pedophiles this week.

[–]Herpy_Derpy_Man 1 point2 points ago

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bset is currently the most repostingest redditor I'm aware of. What confuses me is how he manages to get so many upboats. Something is amiss.

[–]isleshocky 1 point2 points ago

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And the week before, and so on and so on... I'm so sick of seeing it and it's not even funny.

[–]crunkjuicebomb 6 points7 points ago

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repastaman

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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Jesus shitfuck Christ. Again. This picture AGAIN.

I'm uninstalling Reddit.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly wondered if reposting this image had become a new meme.

[–]bearXential 5 points6 points ago*

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The problem I'm having lately is, why are people upvoting reposts so hard? 401? why? WHY?!

EDIT: Oh, so I get the downvotes? What's up with that?

[–]Thumbz8 -3 points-2 points ago

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because, somehow, I had never seen it.

[–]Hawkeyes89 0 points1 point ago

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Here's an idea.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Interesting idea. Seems like if you believed this, you'd just downvote me and move on yourself. Since that isn't the case, and you're just being a hypocrite, here's another idea for you: Eat a dick.

[–]Hawkeyes89 0 points1 point ago

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I did downvote you lol

[–]lucky5150 2 points3 points ago

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How does this get so many upvotes every time it's reposted!!! (I call reposting next week!)

[–]celticmagnum 2 points3 points ago

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Where's I_link_to_reposts when you need him?

[–]Rarg 1 point2 points ago

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Man. Police dogs would be ten times scarier if they were dressed like batman. Like, in all seriousness, that would be fucked.

[–]diogofcs 1 point2 points ago

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Wonderwoman is such a bitch...

[–]foxdye 1 point2 points ago

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That's hilarious grandma, now quit forwarding me emails.

[–]Eustis 2 points3 points ago

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One fine day with a woof and a screech,

A baby was born with a lesson to teach!

No blue buzzard, no three eyed frog

Just a flying canine, little batdog

Batdog! Baaatdogg! Alone in the world was a little Batdog!

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

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I love how batdog is looking up triumphantly like a true defender of gotham.

[–]FlyingParadox 1 point2 points ago

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Someone made those dog outfits. Someone sat down, thought about it, designed, and made them.

Then, someone ELSE went: "batman outfits for my dog? GOOD GOD I MUST HAVE THEM TO WEAR WITH MY BABY.

[–]dumbledorkus 0 points1 point ago

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A long time ago I decided that the key to making my millions lies in picking a random word and adding "dog" to the begining of it.

[–]joetromboni 3 points4 points ago

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makes me want to have kids, just so I can do shit like that!

[–]RockChalkL 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. And dogs.

[–]murphymurphy 0 points1 point ago

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Someday, we will have our wish...

[–]MustStopMasturbating -1 points0 points ago

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That's the happiest baby I ever seen.

[–]selfproclaimedfreak 0 points1 point ago

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i always thought that wonder woman was a bitch :)

[–]Xatrak 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl-F bitch

[–]BigMax55 0 points1 point ago

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You're in for a scare

[–]Buckbeak69 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jguins13161 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder Woman sure hast lost it in the years

[–]liza 0 points1 point ago

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ovaries exploded

[–]djrollsroyce 0 points1 point ago

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What breed is that in the middle?

[–]Zmura810 0 points1 point ago

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Wonder woman tears shit up

[–]mrspaznout 0 points1 point ago

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weekly

[–]i_practice_santeria 0 points1 point ago

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No one fucks with Batman.

[–]Feyasko 0 points1 point ago

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ahaha! love these pet costumes, u sir have my upvote

[–]batman1029 0 points1 point ago

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I didnt know this was a repost, but none the less it is still a bad ass pic.

[–]terrapinbear 0 points1 point ago

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I punch words!

[–]Nipplcurd 0 points1 point ago

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Watch out for pedophiles with kryptonite penises.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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I somehow feel safer now ... bless you, Kid-Dog Superheroes, bless you!

[–]freebird156 0 points1 point ago

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i feel safer already.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What breed of dog is the middle one?

[–]akfreedo 0 points1 point ago

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I love how Batdog is like, "Come at me, bro."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Shut up.

[–]akfreedo 0 points1 point ago

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Why. Why would you say that. This is a place of harmony!

[–]strangelilun -1 points0 points ago

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Made of awesome

[–]chmalon -4 points-3 points ago

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This made me lol

[–]Spazit 6 points7 points ago

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Hark ye good sir!

While I applaud your stance on this here post, several posts have I upon the perceived proper use of the commenting section. It is perfectly acceptable to comment an opinion, but be ware - comments of insubstantial quality, like that of lol, wow or this, have been known to be voted in the downwards tragectory with rapid pace.

To ease my way through reddit, I have developed a little rhyme to help me, perhaps it will also aid you:

Does my comment contain a link, popular meme, funny comment, old English or personal experience?

Refrigerator.

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[–]Jooshbag 1 point2 points ago

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First thought: Damn, someone stole my comment. Second thought: Well, thanks for saving me from getting downvotes!