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[–]Danothan 73 points74 points ago

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That thing looks like the most evil creature in the history of evil.

[–]JimmerUK 18 points19 points ago

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Oh I don't know, I think the beak makes him look cute.

[–]Jeremiah_Johnson 6 points7 points ago

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Floridian here. Boat or not, that gator is easily close enough to kill the photographer. Their powerful tails allow them to lunge out of the water for some distance.

[–]pedleyr 20 points21 points ago

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Unless the photographer has zoomed in for the shot. There may be a way to tell but I'm somewhat of an idiot.

[–]SloppyFloppy 3 points4 points ago

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As a matter of fact there is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angle_of_view :-)

[–]octophobic 6 points7 points ago

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Gah!!! Witchcraft!!

[–]ioxiaw 105 points106 points ago

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Honestly, that kind of scared me when I noticed it was standing on a crocodile. Or alligator. I can't tell the difference

[–]Cptn_Hook 148 points149 points ago

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Approach it from the side and lift up one of its front feet. If it eats you, it's one of the two.

Or a bear.

[–]SwampFox22 54 points55 points ago

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Do not take advice from this man!! Ask him where his hand is.

[–]helium_farts 2 points3 points ago

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Great, now you tell me... and it was my good hand too.

[–]WiddlyScuds32 4 points5 points ago

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Or it could be polar bear

[–]RedBananaPhone 2 points3 points ago

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Only if you're on the island.

[–]theghostofme 1 point2 points ago

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I would have thought you of all people could tell the difference between an alligator and a croc.

[–]ImASoftwareEngineer 34 points35 points ago

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I thought it was oil

[–]BlackManHere 12 points13 points ago

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I also thought it was oil, then I was like... those tracks look strange.. wait a minute!

[–]orly-OWL 17 points18 points ago

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I thought there were baby birds covered in oil... then those eyes scared me like crazy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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you are now dead at the hands of an alligator

[–]fasda 11 points12 points ago

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Alligators have round snouts

[–]iorgfeflkd 28 points29 points ago

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Whereas bears have pointed snouts.

[–]CapnScumbone 3 points4 points ago

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aww. somebody likes snouts!

[–]GAdam 1 point2 points ago

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Delicious!

[–]paganpan 10 points11 points ago

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i couldn't figure out what the duo was. when i saw it, i shit bricks

[–]plato1123 1 point2 points ago

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What kind of muscle tone does it take to make it into a rectangle shape and are there other shapes you can make?

[–]Duchess_Archer 6 points7 points ago

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My three fears: 1.) Alligators (far and away the biggest fear I have). 2.) Crocodiles. 3.) A brain aneurysm

[–]niklz 2 points3 points ago

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yeah I thought it was an oil spill scene or something, and I was all sad until I saw the eyes :|

[–]calculuzz 1 point2 points ago

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THAT'S SPECIST!

[–]DrWallyHayes 170 points171 points ago

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The best part is that neither one knows what the hell is going on. The gator is wondering what that pressure is on his head, and the bird is wondering when they installed moving walkways in the swamp.

[–]phathiker 105 points106 points ago

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You are aware its shopped, right? Just checking.....

[–]alamandrax 73 points74 points ago

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Goddammit. I wanted to believe.

[–]ProbablyBadNews 11 points12 points ago

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I am sorry sir, but I have news for you.

[–]ProbablyBadNews 29 points30 points ago

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So painfully obvious once you pointed that out.

[–]RaipFace 16 points17 points ago

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Captain Hindsight reporting in.

[–]C_IsForCookie 2 points3 points ago

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The feet are the most obvious part.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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[–]MasCapital 5 points6 points ago

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WTF is this sorcery?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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There's a little camera on the right side of the search bar. It lets you google search with images.

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

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That's a damn good shoop then

[–]Brisco_County_III 7 points8 points ago

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Not really. It's a good cut-out job on the bird, but the feet...

[–]autocorrector 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the idea that dogs think the car is some kind of magical box. Go in one place, come out another!

[–]Gemini4t 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure they can figure out that the car moves, what with their head out the window.

[–]GreatName 7 points8 points ago

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[–]histoneH1 1 point2 points ago

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This comment got me cracking more than it should have...have an upcroc.

[–]ghstzch 265 points266 points ago

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I am so high, I thought that alligator was oil. haha I was like WTF?

[–]zilz 235 points236 points ago

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I thought the exact same thing. And I'm not even high.

[–]elitemrp 43 points44 points ago

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I thought the same thing and I'm a 28 year old male (and drunk).

[–]fooze 30 points31 points ago

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So we all thought the same thing..

Interesting.

[–]Matlock_ 21 points22 points ago

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I would also like to say that I thought the same thing as the rest of you.

[–]oligobop 23 points24 points ago

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I also thought similarly, and I am eating buttered toast with honey.

[–]phi186 20 points21 points ago

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I also thought about eating buttered toast with honey, but like these guys just thought that the alligator was oil.

[–]Iamsqueegee 7 points8 points ago

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I oiled my gator and buttered sweet, sweet honey all over a pelican. Toast me!

[–]bsptc 5 points6 points ago

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I saw the alligator.

[–]norman2271988 4 points5 points ago

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I am completely stoned and I saw an alligator.

[–]C_IsForCookie 1 point2 points ago

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That sounds so good right now.

[–]oligobop 1 point2 points ago

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It was fucking amazing.

[–]Hellenomania 1 point2 points ago

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I thought similar.

[–]EvyEarthling 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I'm drunk too and had the same thought. (23 and F? Do we care by this point? Probably not.)

[–]dmanbiker 6 points7 points ago

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I thought it was a bunch of Baby ducks, and wondered what surface tension the baby ducks must've had.

[–]shanegoeswapow 36 points37 points ago

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I' too am so high, and I first thought those were his baby ducklings following him (the scales of the crocodile/alligator), then i looked at the duck's feet and saw it floating above the water and got confused.

Then I saw the eyes... I freaked out.

[–]RestoreFear 19 points20 points ago

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I'm not high but I saw baby ducklings. I was like "What the- are those ducklings carrying that bird?"

[–]highzenburg 6 points7 points ago

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Hive mind is really starting to freak me out. I saw oil, then birds then those croc eyes and now I'm terrified.

[–]Hellenomania 2 points3 points ago

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Where is this ducking fuck ?

[–]spookymulder 3 points4 points ago

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You took the words right out of my...brain.

[–]deceptisean 4 points5 points ago

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came in here for this, completely sober

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sober and I thought the same thing.

[–]valtism 1 point2 points ago

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At first I though this, then I thought it was standing on a beach with a sewer pipe pumping out turds.

I need to take a break now.

[–]91Jacob 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the alligator was hundreds of tiny black ducklings behind the bird, then I looked at the front and thought: how messed up can you get, reddit? Posting pictures of birds standing in a pile of shit? Fucking hilarious...

[–]PfionaBW 1 point2 points ago

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What alligator????

[–]Braag 1 point2 points ago

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I thought there was baby ducks following him and he was floating.

[–]77ScuMBag77 1 point2 points ago

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OH FUCK! THAT IS AN ALLIGATOR...

[–]drezkot 16 points17 points ago

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I have seen this before... The Land Before Time

[–]razek_dc 5 points6 points ago

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I didn't think anyone else would make that connection.

[–]Th3H4nd0fGOD 3 points4 points ago

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This is reddit, so I actually expected that to be the top comment. I am disappoint.

[–]Eustis 33 points34 points ago

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"What is that? Is it standing on a bunch of clams? Is that a log? Wh-*scroll down to see eyes*

[–]andersleet 2 points3 points ago

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STUPID DOG, YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

[–]pjhollow 9 points10 points ago

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That's just a pelican standing on a rOHMYGAWD

[–]phathiker 27 points28 points ago

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worst photoshop I have ever seen.

[–]dydxexisex 4 points5 points ago

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I bet you have seen a few shops in your time, so I trust your judgement.

[–]Pringlescan4 21 points22 points ago

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That is photoshopped so obviously even I can tell. Look at the feet, and the fact of the duck against the water.

[–]Atario 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, what duck?

[–]recursive 4 points5 points ago

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fact of the duck? against the water? I'm not seeing it.

[–]im_her_father 3 points4 points ago

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ctrl+f photoshop, upvote. It's so obvious and I'm concerned that only 2 people mentioned it.

[–]j1mtones 2 points3 points ago

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This is the internet. Nothing is fake.

[–]PhantomCrash 8 points9 points ago

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"Hm, is that dirt on the beach, it looks like a lot of little turtles or possibly a....oh." My reaction when looking at it, took me about 10 seconds.

[–]TEEDLE 10 points11 points ago

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[–]greyflcn 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I don't get it, the bird is walking on a beach through a trail of...oil or something? How is that a dynaOH FUCK WHAT'S THAT THING!?!?!

[–]EwokSlayer[!] 2 points3 points ago

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The Land Before Time IV. Journey Through The Mists.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKeKtm-ZqM&feature=related This is all I can see.

[–]SixDeeNine 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly thought that was her ducklings covered in oil.

[–]Calmodulin 3 points4 points ago

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First I was like what's up with all those weird rocks, and then I realized what it was a picture of...

[–]todles 4 points5 points ago

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am i going to get downvoted for pointing out its photoshopped, clearly some people think its real but for those who can see its shopped im just pointing out the obvious..

[–]landstander1432 5 points6 points ago

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Shooped. The pixels gave it away.

[–]sallyraincloud 2 points3 points ago

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Wasn't there a children's book about this? I vaguely remember a toothbrush being in it...

[–]mgh245[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Bill and Pete! I loved those books =]

[–]PhoenixDarkDirk 2 points3 points ago

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Buddy cop movie, comin up

[–]Cherry_Brokenhymen 2 points3 points ago

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The eyes....its like looking into the abyss.

[–]ssercomic 2 points3 points ago

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Nightmare fuel.

[–]polymatthew 2 points3 points ago

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"CHECK OUT MY NEW HAT."

[–]djloreddit 2 points3 points ago

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that thumbnail did not properly prepare me

[–]starscreamx86 1 point2 points ago

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at first it looked like a dragon!! Also that gator is fn b huge!

[–]nm1187 1 point2 points ago

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It took me awhile to even figure out what the bird was standing on. When I saw it, I almost shit myself haha.

[–]fishyman 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that, that crock scared the shit out of me when I realized the bird's not on a log or some shit....

[–]bassic_person 1 point2 points ago

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I would watch this if it were a show.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to thank you for posting this picture. After seeing the crocodile I promptly shit bricks and built my family a 7 bedroom house in the country.

[–]king_of_the_universe 1 point2 points ago

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Alligator - now with periscope.

Be afraid. Be very afraid!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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dill and ichy from land before time!

[–]godamnemokid 1 point2 points ago

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I smell a sitcom!

[–]theghostofme 1 point2 points ago

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Shopped or not...

THOSE FUCKING EYES!

[–]1800op 1 point2 points ago

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Cool penguin bro

[–]HeDsHoTZZ 1 point2 points ago

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damn nature u scary!!!!

[–]eskimoem 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell! Look at its eyes! Those are the scariest eyes I have ever seen!! I'm going to have nightmares now.

[–]InappropriateAccount 1 point2 points ago

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Gators gonna gate.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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WHY IS EVERYBODY REFERENCING LAND BEFORE TIME AND NOT SWAMP?

http://www.swamp.com.au/nitpickerstrips1.html

[–]MakesTooMuchSense 1 point2 points ago

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Photoshopped. Look at the feet.

[–]upchuk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]HellaBitchin 2 points3 points ago

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Did anybody else immediately think of these two from The Land before Time.

[–]WendyLRogers2 -1 points0 points ago

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Dare I say it? "Gators gonna gate."

[–]PerthAmboy 0 points1 point ago

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That bird is a boss.

[–]The_missing_link 0 points1 point ago

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For a second I was confused. That alligator is pretty boss at being convert.

[–]hugobot 0 points1 point ago

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Damn nature, you scary!

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gemmillRX 0 points1 point ago

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like a boss

[–]RedRing86 0 points1 point ago

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scribbles down new idea for videogame

[–]pepg 0 points1 point ago

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We're all fucked.

[–]hazmatattack 0 points1 point ago

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It's obvious what's going on here.

The plan is to distract the photographer with the stork. Baffled as he is by the stork eerily floating towards him, poor Mr. Photographer will have no chance of escaping the mighty jaws of the willy crocodile. In return for his service, the stork gets to pick his teeth in a symbiotic relationship (yes that's how the relationship between storks and crocodiles work).

This particular croc happened to be a novice so the photographer managed to escape with his life and this photo, to serve as a reminder of just how close he came to a swampy end.

[–]grammaticdrownedhog 0 points1 point ago

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Bill and Pete?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Its symbolic of American diplomacy. Canada is the bird. There is nothing interesting above Canada. America is the gator. Mexico is the water. South America is the sediment at the bottom of the river, its full of gold.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude get off him! His eyes are turning fucking red already!

[–]nothing_tralala 0 points1 point ago

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That actually took me a second to realize what was going on. And then I crapped

[–]danwild 0 points1 point ago

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Jumanji?

[–]lazyduke 0 points1 point ago

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They've got land, air, and sea covered -- that's a serious triple threat.

[–]electricsandstorm 0 points1 point ago

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Two old friends, why panic? You already know who's capable, the two caped heroes Dial straight down the centre 8 0 0

[–]illmillZ 0 points1 point ago

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like a boss!

[–]PrincessoPower 0 points1 point ago

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look at it's eyes. Crocs are the spawn of Satan.

[–]crunchnugget 0 points1 point ago

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haha i thought the bird had some awesome wings and tail

[–]skybike 0 points1 point ago

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You be my eyes.

And I'll be your lunch!

[–]matty25 0 points1 point ago

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It took me a hot second to see the croc but when I did it freaked me the hell out!

[–]h0ckey87 0 points1 point ago

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Those eyes look evil O.o

[–]Maplefire 0 points1 point ago

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These guys would be awesome successors to Banjo Kazooie. This would be a game I could get excited about.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Their archnemesis was the SHARKTOPUS!

[–]TeraPool 0 points1 point ago

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So, is we gonna go down the river today and catch dems big fish you're always talkin' about boss? Huh, are we?

[–]nastjuid 0 points1 point ago

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F**k your honda civic, I've a croc outside.

[–]1RudeDude 0 points1 point ago

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Note to self: never go to Florida.

[–]DownvoteThisCrap 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly thought that this was a bird standing around a bunch of dead birds from the BP oil spill. Then I saw it was an alligator, and I was completely relieved.

[–]samzdaman 0 points1 point ago

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For a second I thought the bird was standing in spilled oil.

[–]simianforce 0 points1 point ago

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I want to pitch a show in which these two are buddy detectives.

[–]gopster 0 points1 point ago

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The Imperial March anthem would be appropriate here...

[–]Angry_Mollusk 0 points1 point ago

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For a second there I thought it was a row of ducklings behind the bird. Then I jumped! ಠ_ಠ

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Wait, what the hell is behind that pelican? Looks like a tail . . . Wait a minute HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[–]Mr_sludge 0 points1 point ago

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faaaake

[–]GratuitousDowner 0 points1 point ago

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Aquatic reptiles like crocodiles and alligators kill dozens of innocent people a year. While perhaps comical abstractly, the people eaten by alligators/crocodiles leave a gaping hole in the lives of their loved ones that may never be possible to recover from.

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Jesus Christ that crocodile looks really scary.

[–]Rockmonk 0 points1 point ago

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Ha. That's a bunch of Crock. Ikno I kno.

[–]Dullbert 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he's been playing Frogger for too long.

[–]gringer 0 points1 point ago

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They're two old friends. Why panic?

You already know who's fully capable:

The two caped heroes

Dial straight down the centre, 8-0-0

You can even call collect!

The most feared duet

[–]peezyp 0 points1 point ago

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Good god I'm an idiot I saw a mama duck with 5 rows of black ducklings walking in perfect lineson an oil slick. wtf is wrong with me?

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everytime i see an alligator or crocodile i get sad..i miss you steve!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit, I thought the bird was just standing in oil. Turns out it wasn't another picture of the BP spill...but a freaking alligator.

[–]blizzardice1 0 points1 point ago

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This really isn't very rare. I've seen a lot of birds perch on alligators while they are sunning themselves.

[–]OhSoStickyIcky 0 points1 point ago

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Bird: ''- You rang?''

[–]theZagnut 0 points1 point ago

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Silly croc, you have a bird on your head

[–]Valdus_Pryme 0 points1 point ago

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Dont you ev-er smile at a croc-o-dile! No you cant get friendly with a croc-o-dile

[–]Torandi 0 points1 point ago

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Sir, You might wanna move away from there. Like one minute ago.

[–]Redswish 0 points1 point ago

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That took me far too long to work out, but worth the concentration :s

[–]anonymous_coward 0 points1 point ago

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Gator Ferries: getting you to the other side.

[–]kungcheops 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, look at that, the alligator brought a snack with him.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

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I am trying to find them because that bird is hiding the biggest pair o' balls set on the planet.

[–]wittersk 0 points1 point ago

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I hate this..so much

[–]trakam 0 points1 point ago

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I smell photshop

[–]HMS_Pathicus 0 points1 point ago

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I showed my mom this picture. At first she smiled, then she jumped away from the computer with a little cry. She had seen the monster.

[–]L0ngp1nk 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, I don't get it. Hey, what is that bird standing on... HOLY CRAP!

[–]gurry 0 points1 point ago

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CHOOT `EM!

[–]Kattygirl 0 points1 point ago

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Ittook me longer then i should admit to notice it

[–]dimsi 0 points1 point ago

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And the bird's like: gimme your wallet.

[–]trickedge 0 points1 point ago

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Like a boss..

[–]Compumerk 0 points1 point ago

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What is that bird standing on, a row of pebbles?... OH GOD!

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

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Da Pelly-can be wearin' his Gators.

[–]SirVic 0 points1 point ago

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It's a pelican! That was a pelican!

[–]jahutch2 0 points1 point ago

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Birds frighten me.

[–]this_isnt_me 0 points1 point ago

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That bird has got the biggest set of brass balls... or it is mentally retarded

[–]scaly_croc 0 points1 point ago

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i love when ducks ride on my back :)

[–]glass_canon 0 points1 point ago

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dragon eyes

[–]byepolarbear 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, amazing pic. I thought it was a bird with a bunch of baby birds following it, and was trying to figure out what was in front of the mother bird...then my mind got blown.

[–]raider1v11 0 points1 point ago

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holy crap.

[–]Orbity 0 points1 point ago

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LIKE A BOSS

[–]Pumpkin_Pie 0 points1 point ago

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Packin Heat

[–]quantumcatz 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god I don't know which to be more afraid of. The crocodile with its jaws of death or the pelican that has so obviously made it its bitch.

[–]nachogurlfriend 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw it bricks were most definitely shat

[–]anyayaya 0 points1 point ago

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the eyes are giving me the fucking chills

[–]BiscuitCrisps 0 points1 point ago

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Good candidate for the new Louisiana state flag. I love it.

[–]sleepingjellyfish 0 points1 point ago

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This is getting closer and closer to the raptors on hoverboards that haunt us all.

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for the longest time i thought that was a pic of a bird in an oily place on a sandy beach

[–]LudwigLobsters 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like it's swimming towards me. Oh god oh god oh god.

[–]CSNX 0 points1 point ago

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So I was all like "man that bird has really oily feet..and whats wrong with its chicks they are all covered in oil too- OMG! I even just watched a documentary on Crocodiles last night. Damn man the internet is really making me dumb.

[–]TacoSauce 0 points1 point ago

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this is a photoshop job

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is it real?

[–]cheekyspliff 0 points1 point ago

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i just looked into his eyes and lost my soul...great

[–]PATRICKIO 0 points1 point ago

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I can tell by the pixels.

[–]ExecutiveChimp 0 points1 point ago

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What's that that it's standing AAAAAAGH!

[–]Imacreeper 0 points1 point ago

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One is going to shit on your car. The other is going to eat you.

[–]deech 0 points1 point ago

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Who runs Bartertown? Say louder ...