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[–]boxen 272 points273 points ago

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Okay, sometimes rednecks are pretty fucking awesome.

[–]NolanRoss 91 points92 points ago

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Yeah say what you want about rednecks, but they do know how to have a good time.

[–]Zmura810 2 points3 points ago

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Damn red necks. Get all the fun. Shotguns. Stupid with a reason. One tooth to pry open a beer can. The life. Sigh.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You really love to use periods.

[–]Zmura810 0 points1 point ago

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Ya. I pause when I think so I use periods, cough lol.

[–]Humpa 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, say what you will about rednecks, but they have more pure fun in a day than a city kid like me have in a week.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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This was either done on zero beers or 100 beers.

[–]seblasto 16 points17 points ago

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Either of which produce the greatest ideas ever.

[–]Manlyarmpits 18 points19 points ago

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Idea at zero, action at 100. Perfect match.

[–]wq678 32 points33 points ago

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Did anyone else keep watching thinking that he will be flung away into the woods?

[–]econleech 8 points9 points ago*

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I watched about 4 loops.

Edit: Apparently they did in the video.

[–]Shadowethereal 2 points3 points ago

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small part of me was waiting for it to happen

[–]hubblemedia 5 points6 points ago

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Them rednecks gots them some fancy machinery. All they need now is a woman with less discriminatin tastes.

[–]drewmack 3 points4 points ago

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Here's the original video which includes some wipe outs.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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why is ingenuity always associated with rednecks?

[–]wellplayedmauer 5 points6 points ago

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Because they're poor and don't have things such as boats. They must improvise!

[–]jon_titor 5 points6 points ago

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What? I live in the middle of redneck central. They all have boats. They might not have proper clothing for their children, but they have boats.

[–]manueljs 2 points3 points ago

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Priorities people, priorities.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not ingenuity, but redneck ingenuity. They epitomize 'fuck if it's pretty so long as it kinda works and is probably dangerous as hell'. This is a redneck solution to 'I REALLY want to go water skiing'.

[–]SefuHotman 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this for about a full minute wondering when he would go flying off... TELL ME I'M NOT ALONE IN THIS.

[–]drawafade 0 points1 point ago

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only on mondays

[–]Permit 129 points130 points ago

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What's the last thing a redneck hears before he dies?

"DUDE YOU'RE DOING IT!"

[–]mershed_perderders 81 points82 points ago

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"Y'all watch this!"

[–]brynnablue 77 points78 points ago

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"Hold m'beer, watch this!"
FTFY

[–]hottfuzz777 43 points44 points ago

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a true redneck will keep the beer in his hand.

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[–]HomelessHamSandwich -2 points-1 points ago

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WOOSH

[–]Failureman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RoboIcarus 80 points81 points ago

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I live in Kentucky and shit like this is a weekly occurrence.

[–]Epic_pale 13 points14 points ago

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I finally have a reason to visit Kentucky!

[–]WorstCaseScenarioGuy 24 points25 points ago

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You'll probably get pulled over for a minor violation, get arrested and get your ass raped. Then you go to prison.

[–]seblasto 3 points4 points ago

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You mean the Bourbon trail isn't enough?

[–]Epic_pale 3 points4 points ago

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Bourbon trail? Now I have a second reason and a new first stop!

[–]PooDogShizzyShits 8 points9 points ago

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I grew up in a small desert town. The shit we came up with! I still can't believe nobody died - I swear the Universe protects rednecks up until a certain age.

[–]nonamenononumber 20 points21 points ago

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Envious

[–]Al-a-Gorey 11 points12 points ago

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Also from KY and can totally vouch, don't even get us started on 4-wheelers. A country boy CAN survive!

[–]TrevorChristensen 1 point2 points ago

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I'm thinking of moving there to go to J-school.

My. God. That would be fun to photograph.

[–]rvf 1 point2 points ago

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WKU?

[–]TrevorChristensen 0 points1 point ago

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That's the plan.

[–]BilliardKing 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Kentucky and most of this stuff really only happens in states south of here.

[–]RoboIcarus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm curious if you're part of northern Kentucky. I live in the south-eastern area and it has been commonly established that the American "border" of North and South goes right through Kentucky.

[–]BilliardKing 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, northwesternish. But as a border state I really don't think we can be called too "south," even if we do like our tea sweet. :D

[–]Logical_Psycho 45 points46 points ago

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Video if anyone is interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifqHxVxg3k

Suggest you turn volume down.

[–]iigloo 12 points13 points ago

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Man, the funniest thing about that is that someone laughs like a monkey.

[–]Uberhatkat 0 points1 point ago

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Rednecks, taking back "porch monkey" since 2006.

[–]randomsnark 2 points3 points ago

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Credits: A lot of beer.

[–]homiewitha40 1 point2 points ago

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Damn that looked sick when he flew into the air. Would've been awesome if they hadn't stopped the crane right away.

[–]PlumberODeth 0 points1 point ago

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As long as he kept his grip! Otherwise it would be kinda like this

Original post

[–]BurnIO 0 points1 point ago

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Best part is the interview at the end.

[–]SourCreamWater 31 points32 points ago

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Rednecks get a lot of shit for being stupid, but they are pretty inventive and clever IMHO.

[–]FisherKing22 13 points14 points ago

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Drunken inovation is what we're known for.

[–]kingjew 9 points10 points ago

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I think rednecks is a pretty cool guy, eh wakeboards in a mud hole and doesn't afraid of anything

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yes they certainly can be. A couple of rednecks I knew in college (well, Canadian rednecks) were renting a house about 20 minutes from the college and it had an outdoor pool. It was one of these formerly high end, now kinda run down neighborhoods and the pool was ancient. It also cost a fortune in hydro to heat. But they wanted to heat the pool to use it.

So what these guys did was they went to the scrapyard and got a radiator from a hotel that was probably 100 years old that was 6 feet long and weighed about 300 pounds, then dug a 3 foot deep by 5 foot wide pit in the garden. They put the radiator over the hole, hooked a sump pump and hoses to the radiator from the poolside and then went around in their beat-up VW van looking for any construction scrap they could find to burn in the pit. Worked like a charm.

[–]cleanstart 0 points1 point ago

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I am sure rednecks are what the orcs from Warhammer 40k are based on.

[–]ahuimanu 9 points10 points ago

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A fine bit of redneckery

[–]torgo3000 6 points7 points ago

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This was on Bert the Conqueror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSkWiOYuro8

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That thing is going fast. I miss living out in the middle of nowhere.

[–]random_magnitude 3 points4 points ago

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POP POP!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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For the record, most operators of those backhoes can pick an egg up with the arm and do all kinds of other crazy precise and semi-dangerous shit.

Lots of fun to be had...until you bust a sewage line because "Hey man I got this" is somehow more reassuring than a few minutes of manual labor.

[–]RedditRedneck 10 points11 points ago

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Good old redneck fun.

[–]strider24 6 points7 points ago

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Oh come on, fly already, I've watching the video for 10 minutes now.

[–]JAGarcia92 2 points3 points ago

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Damn he's good!

[–]Matlock_ 2 points3 points ago

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Say what you will about rednecks, but they know how to have fun.

[–]gangy86 2 points3 points ago

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Must be the same rednecks that started Nascar

[–]skinturtle 1 point2 points ago

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Ahm gonna buy me n' ass car!

[–]kaj519 5 points6 points ago

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"Hey guys, watch this!"

[–]darkestdayz 10 points11 points ago

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"Hey y'all, watch this!"

FTFY

[–]killtimehere 6 points7 points ago

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I kept watching... waiting for an epic crash

[–]futuristicidea -3 points-2 points ago

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I would upvote this, but you used the word 'epic'. Same feeling though.

[–]Scary_The_Clown 4 points5 points ago

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Judges rule -

Valid use of the word "epic"; objection overruled. Play on.

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[–]Scary_The_Clown 3 points4 points ago

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People with brains rule - knee-jerk reactions to excess are just as bad as overuse. There are still valid uses for a word, even if it's been overused. And crashing on waterskis in hip-deep water while being dragged around by a crane would in fact be pretty epic, especially given the odds that said crash would involve scrap metal or shattered lumber.

[–]futuristicidea 0 points1 point ago

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I'm talking about the use of the word, not the gif.

[–]futuristicidea -2 points-1 points ago

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I must be a robot then! Given if the crash was "epic" at all. What if he just fell in the water, does it still qualify as "epic" because there is a crane and rope involved?! Just because things look cool and dangerous doesn't mean the outcome is going to be "epic". You can't make an assumption of the non-existing crash, and then say its epic.

[–]Scary_The_Clown 1 point2 points ago

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I kept watching... waiting for an epic crash

This does not imply that any crash would be epic.

[–]futuristicidea -3 points-2 points ago

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The only thing epic here is this argument, because its epically stupid. I really don't care. Like truly I dont care. Like, I care more about the fly outside my window right now, then I do about this argument. If there was an "I don't care scale" it would be soaring. I don't care so much right now, that I don't care. This is an example of me not caring, -_- I'm going to print this argument so I can show people that I don't care. So lets put the pieces together: I don't like the word epic any more because people tarnished its meaning. You disagreed about the most retard comment. (me in the mean time still NOT CARING) Then I rebuked, then you did. Then I came to the realization that I truely do not give 2 shits about this argument. So yea, basically, I don't care.

[–]Scary_The_Clown 2 points3 points ago

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Care enough to write a paragraph.

[–]sunamumaya 1 point2 points ago

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There's a boy in every grown-up man.

[–]OverinflatedEgo 1 point2 points ago

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Would it be possible to create a string that's 100ish miles long, and have the crane swing him around in space?

[–]PlumberODeth 2 points3 points ago

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Call NASA! The rednecks have solved the budget crisis!

[–]skinturtle 1 point2 points ago

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Rednecks always have the most inventive ideas...I don't care what anyone else says.

[–]not_brent_spiner 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who thinks backhoes are kind of cute?

They remind me of a baby brontosaurus or something.

[–]lasernut 1 point2 points ago

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You can't knock redneck creativity. Seriously.

[–]CosineX 1 point2 points ago

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Brb, gonna go get myself fired.

[–]kaarne 1 point2 points ago

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Here in Finland, farmers do it like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4HVNtv6eI#t=1m00s

[–]lizardfeatures 1 point2 points ago

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awwwhhh rednecks have the MOST fun

[–]reddeth 1 point2 points ago

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My father had a golf cart (don't ask why) and we'd regularly tie the old hood of a car to it, drag it around upside down and do "hood surfing". I don't give a fuck how it looks, it was fun. The hood did get hot when you drove on pavement though...

[–]dishie 0 points1 point ago

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It wouldn't have normally crossed my mind to ask why your father had a golf cart, but now I kinda wanna know since you've drawn attention to it and all.

[–]reddeth 0 points1 point ago

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Well actually the only reason I said don't ask is because it was uneventful, we bought it for my grandfather to use to get around at his business (he ran a boat dealership with a storage lot about a block away, and it was not good for him to be walking at the time) but he never used it, so we just got it. In hindsight it probably sounded like there was some spectacular reason why.

[–]dishie 0 points1 point ago

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I guess it's just not a weird thing to own a golf cart where I live.

[–]burtonclash 2 points3 points ago

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I wanna play

[–]joetromboni 1 point2 points ago

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beer + heavy machinery = fun

[–]NavyBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

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Best idea ever!

[–]Aggnavarius 0 points1 point ago

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Centripetal Water Skiing... Nice.

[–]oracle2b 0 points1 point ago

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As a kid my brothers and I would do something similar with a dolly. We'd take turns sitting on the dolly and swinging it around until we slammed into the garage wall a few times, Good times were had.

[–]Tehechalkman 0 points1 point ago

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I really thought something bad was going to happen. I waited at least 2 minutes just staring at this GIF -_-

[–]hawker101 0 points1 point ago

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Was anyone else waiting for the end so it would restart?

[–]monkey_in_shoes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]junkmanuk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SlowClap 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else watch this because they were hoping to see someone's genes get removed from the gene pool?

[–]dsh1202 0 points1 point ago

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Say what you want about rednecks, but that looks like a lot of fun.

[–]Wr3nch 0 points1 point ago

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meanwhile in Georgia...

[–]brand0n 0 points1 point ago

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was jus tabotui to post that this was from south carolina

this is more towards columbia area I believe. When I worked for SCE&G someone in my dept from cola actually was friends w/the guy who started doing this.

I'm pretty posi he said they were going to be interviewed for some show on discovery or something

[–]Rubin0 0 points1 point ago

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Oh God. That crash looked painful!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is he ever going to crash?

[–]ballstein 0 points1 point ago

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Love the south.

[–]The_Comma_Splicer 0 points1 point ago

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Does he never get tired?!?

[–]you_know_wut 0 points1 point ago

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Stared at that picture and wached him go round and round about 50 times. Im so high...

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a dynamics problem...

[–]primordial_soup 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is simultaneously an idiot and a genius.

[–]creamer_time 0 points1 point ago

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Must attampt O_O

[–]Jenu1 0 points1 point ago

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I keep watching that gif just to see when he'll go flying off at 100 mph

[–]dishie 0 points1 point ago

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That part's like 9 minutes in. Just wait for it. HILARIOUS!!

[–]Jenu1 0 points1 point ago

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you suuuuuuure about that? I was under the impression the repetition was endless. :P

[–]PhantomCrash 0 points1 point ago

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Brilliance.

[–]CutTheMalarke 0 points1 point ago

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Redneck ingenuity FTMFW!

[–]JernejL 0 points1 point ago

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How can you forget the rowing excavator from russia? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9GOJt5mRIg

[–]GET_IN_THE_VAN 0 points1 point ago

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GETTERDONE!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We all laugh at this, but secretly know if we could figure out how to hook that backhoe up to a remote control to do this ourselves, we'd be all over it.

[–]kaptainkaos 0 points1 point ago

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WEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

FTFY

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cmon, this is reddit: news before it happens, not reddit, news after my mom forwards it to me 3 years ago.

[–]thecoard 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile, in North Carolina.

[–]VAG_Pounder 1 point2 points ago

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The redneck carousel?

[–]nesatt 0 points1 point ago

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Oh gifbin, you're so funny.

[–]guiltycitizen -5 points-4 points ago

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i watched this for 5 minutes, just waiting for that guy to get hurt...is that mean? i expect pain from my gifs

[–]Pteronophobic 1 point2 points ago

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It happens 6 minutes in, if you're interested.

[–]dickseverywhere444 1 point2 points ago

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How can you not tell when it resets and starts over...?ಠ_ಠ

[–]zanmanification -4 points-3 points ago

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The only thing better would be a squirrel instead of a dude

[–]Close_Your_Legs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Close_Your_Legs 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Dead_Muskrat -2 points-1 points ago

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I find the fact that this is a repost ironic.

[–]Rugger11 -1 points0 points ago

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Winning?

[–]Khanman88 -1 points0 points ago

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afterwards he had sex with his cousin

[–]StealthP -2 points-1 points ago

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Nascar on skies?

[–]iCommentTooMuch -2 points-1 points ago

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You're getting water in your backhoe.

[–]elZaphod 0 points1 point ago

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You mean the hot tub?

[–]iCommentTooMuch 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, in that case, I'll get my suit.