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[–]fazaden 157 points158 points ago

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[–]SinisterMike 40 points41 points ago

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I got a little excited thinking there were some new PBF comics, but these are pretty good as well. Thanks for the link.

[–]crookedparadigm 16 points17 points ago

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It's very similar humor. Spiritual successor?

[–]AladdinP 11 points12 points ago

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A spritual successor that updates even less than PBF. Pretty sure it's done for good.

[–]alchemist23 -4 points-3 points ago

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Another spiritual successor appears: optipess

[–]VoxNihilii 1 point2 points ago

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Have to disagree on that one, sorry.

[–]mindbleach 0 points1 point ago

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No, they were around at the same time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you need a PBF fix try Space Avalanche.

[–]duskwuff 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately, TBK hasn't been updated since 2009. :(

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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ME too!

[–]tovias 19 points20 points ago

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Thank you. It's bad enough when people have their comics uploaded to imgur instead of linking back to them, but when they get their URL stripped off and then uploaded it's even worse.

[–]alamandrax 8 points9 points ago

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That's the ultimate dick move on /r/pics. Shame on you OP.

[–]ownworldman[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry. I honestly thought I was crediting the right authors. The similar artwork confused me.

[–]dirtyword 0 points1 point ago

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Boo! For shame, dickbag.

[–]animalcule 9 points10 points ago

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These are clever and well-made, thanks for the source!

[–]virulentRant 3 points4 points ago

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[–]nazihatinchimp 3 points4 points ago

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I fucking hate it when people do that. Thanks

[–]patiperro 2 points3 points ago

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bookmarked!

[–]ferrx 2 points3 points ago

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[–]TakesOneToNoOne 1 point2 points ago

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I knew I saw this comic somewhere before. I forgot TBK existed though, thank you!

[–]UniqueUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Source was actually a MAD Magazine from about 35 years ago.... for shame...

[–]vornan19 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad they stopped updating.

[–]tigglet 104 points105 points ago

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I initially thought it was a bar of soap that popped out. >.>

[–]MosEisleyCantona 20 points21 points ago

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I fear for your sweet tooth.

[–]tigglet 15 points16 points ago

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I will admit that it's probably been 10+ years since I've had Pez. D:

[–]The_Lion 7 points8 points ago

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same, but from just looking at the 3rd panel, I could remember the exact smell of it.

[–]ET_pwn_home 6 points7 points ago

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Yea, TIL tooth decay wiped out the ancient inhabitants.

[–]gabeag 1 point2 points ago

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“I am Tooth Decay. Your teeth shall be mine.”

[–]TrickTrolld 0 points1 point ago

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Is this why they call them the Easter Island heads?

[–]eviljolly 0 points1 point ago

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Mmm, chalky sugar smell... salivates

[–]dghughes 1 point2 points ago

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There used to be candy called Soaps, Soapz or something like that which had a soapy flavour, I think it was gum.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It was probably soap.

[–]dghughes 0 points1 point ago

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I loled but I found them.

Thrills

[–]alienangel2 17 points18 points ago

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It's not?

I am whooshing something here...

[–]Lai90 2 points3 points ago

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Me too! Then ... whoa I ate those! Praise the... sweets!

[–]mrshubz 0 points1 point ago

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so did my mother in law.... What's your excuse?

[–]MuMuMuMuMu 20 points21 points ago

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The island is called Rapanui. If you want to call it by the same name as the country to which it is politically tied (Chile), then it's "Isla de Pascua" ('Easter Island' in spanish).

If you ever get the chance to visit it before it sinks, do so. The Moais (the giant stone statues, as the one depicted in the link) are really worth it.

[–]Picture_Me 4 points5 points ago

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Also "Easter Island" for the people who might ask anyway.

[–]drew_carnegie 0 points1 point ago

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Rapanui? Wasn't that the name of the island those Lego guys lived on?

[–]Sinistersmog 2 points3 points ago

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I followed the lore like a straight champ, got hard after the like 4th generation of story resets.

[–]Im_a_gringo 0 points1 point ago

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Also, the stone statues have different names for when they were being transported and when they were erected. Isla de Pascua is such an amazing place with great history.

[–]iJustMight 34 points35 points ago

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Isla Pezcua?

[–]FizzBitch 8 points9 points ago

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Well, Isla Pascua, which I think the OP meant, is spanish for Easter Island.

[–]Foofnar 36 points37 points ago

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Woosh

[–]FizzBitch 28 points29 points ago

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Yes I get it now. I deserved that.

[–]V2Blast 5 points6 points ago

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Though you whoosh-ed, I still didn't know that until you said it.

[–]PARSLEYsage 1 point2 points ago

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Also known as Wrapper Nui, next to the Isla Sala Whoppers.

[–]Yraelity 5 points6 points ago

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Refilling a small Pez dispenser is difficult enough....

[–]Berkel 5 points6 points ago

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Easter Island?

[–]Clayburn 3 points4 points ago

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He was trying to be cool and culturally pseudo-sensitive.

[–]ownworldman[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Or I might not be native English speaker...

[–]Vein_the_Vain 2 points3 points ago

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I saw the pic out there where the dug underneath one of the statues. It was baffling how big those things actually are.

[–]Araucaria 0 points1 point ago

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They were trying to complete a ring of moai around the entire shoreline. If you were to stand on the peak at the center of the island, it would have seemed like the focal point of the island, the ocean, and the world.

But deforestation (for log rollers) led to a collapse of their civilization.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I would eat the fuck out of that Pez!

[–]worst_sexual_comment 11 points12 points ago

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I'll pez the fuck out of you.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I'm ready.

[–]keahole 1 point2 points ago

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google translate says barco para leventar

[–]skootles 1 point2 points ago

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I'll fuck the pez out of you.

[–]DrVeritassium 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, it's definitely from Truck Bearing Kibble.

[–]pancakeswtf 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was a bar of soap first.

[–]only_solipsist 0 points1 point ago

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Now it all makes perfect sense.

[–]drhilarious 0 points1 point ago

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Great, now I want a Pez dispenser with the Moais as the head.

[–]Realworld 1 point2 points ago

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Will you settle for a Moai tissue dispenser?

[–]drhilarious 1 point2 points ago

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haha, awesome!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL some believe the original name of Easter Island compared it to a navel.

[–]missvalerina 0 points1 point ago

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I had a total Pavlovian response to this. I immediately tasted Pez.

[–]iCommentTooMuch 0 points1 point ago

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The only Pez they have at my grocery store is mint flavored.

[–]Fyrum 0 points1 point ago

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Soap on a rope?

[–]nightfan 0 points1 point ago

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Any Monkey Island reference (close enough) gets an upvote.

[–]pietroalfano 0 points1 point ago

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So thats why it's called Easter island.

[–]shamzir 0 points1 point ago

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I really liked that Juan Luis Guerra song about this:

Tengo un cabezón

bien lleno de confección

tengo un cabezon

que abre pa' dispensar caramelos

Ese cabezón

se vacia ante tus dedos

Pobre cabezón

que te hace engordarte

quisiera ser un PEZ...

[–]lionelboydjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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They're aliens. They're giants. They came on huge ships. They saw what a savage and immature species we are, which is why they're faces are of no expression. But they're watching, and they'll be back. Remember me!!!

[–]microphonix 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a retard an I do not understand this. Can someone please explain?

[–]PurpleCapybara 0 points1 point ago

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indentation in giant Pez ... needs ... giant drum of Nutella

[–]justnigel -2 points-1 points ago

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I approve this messsage

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[–]VermilionLimit 8 points9 points ago

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