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[–]JmenD 14 points15 points ago

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Wow thanks to that website I saved almost 2 dollars per gallon of gas. You guys should really think about checking it out.

[–]BCSteve 12 points13 points ago

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Has politics left you bitter? Do debates make you sour? Visit www.lemonparty.org!

[–]ThyZAD 1 point2 points ago

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damn, could not use that as my facebook status. facebook seems lemonpartproof

[–]thisissewious 0 points1 point ago

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Did you try removing parts of the http or inserting a space between words or parts of letters?

[–]ThyZAD 1 point2 points ago

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I thought about it, then I realized my parents and family is on facebook

[–]whitey34 13 points14 points ago

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GAH FUCK i checked the site.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]ThyZAD 1 point2 points ago

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how long have you been on the net?

[–]Letherial 7 points8 points ago

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I always forget that the rest of the world hasn't been exposed to things like this...

[–]ShadowyCabal 3 points4 points ago

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It wouldn't be a Lemon party without Ol' Dick!

[–]omeijer46 2 points3 points ago

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Sour over politics? Join the lemon party!

www.lemonparty.org

or maybe:

Politics giving you lemons? Let's make some lemonade at lemonparty.org!

[–]yetanotherx 3 points4 points ago

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Join the Lemon Party today! Our primary goal is to promote the legislation to control the oil companies! If you agree with our cause, see our website!

[–]Hoonigan 5 points6 points ago

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I feel bad for the people who actually check out the link...poor bastards

[–]BanksKnowsBest 1 point2 points ago

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Oldest trick in the book.

[–]t0rtur3d 1 point2 points ago

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LMAO!!!!!

[–]auxiliary-character 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed.

[–]overstood 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet, a subway

[–]kumorig 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW

[–]photogtony 0 points1 point ago

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WTF!!! Not cool!

[–]zenthor109 0 points1 point ago

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you are such a horrible person i love you

[–]Snap65 0 points1 point ago

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Lemon Party has a gas coupon that will expire Monday.

[–]palacewalls 0 points1 point ago

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here, try this lemonade. It tastes like balls.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yay, lemons!

[–]Ophie 0 points1 point ago

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American gas prices aren't even that high.

[–]eroc7443 0 points1 point ago

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Yes but in most parts of America we have not nearly as much public transportation than other countries. We are dependent on our vehicles and drive a lot more due to that lack of public transportation and distance between destinations and therefore have to buy a lot more fuel

[–]dnbVice 0 points1 point ago

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already sick of the gas prices? Be glad you don't live in Europe .......

[–]liveryowl 0 points1 point ago

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every few months ill text to some friends:

me: did you go to ___ club last night. friend: yeah. me: they posted pictures of you on lemonparty.org.

[–]prboi 0 points1 point ago

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WOW!

[–]lychee-twist -3 points-2 points ago

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It's three old Asian men. Two are french kissing while the other is sucking one of their cocks. The other has a bird's eye hard on. There's a dapper jingle playing in the background.

I am unfazed.

[–]smoothcam72 -5 points-4 points ago

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wow, somebody needs to DIAF.