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[–]eMigo 375 points376 points ago

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That's how you train a human to use a glass.

[–]this_isnt_me 98 points99 points ago

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that'll learn her

[–]dingofarmer2004 1 point2 points ago

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that's how you train a woman to take a MONEY SHOT

[–]dingofarmer2004 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yea, and in Canada, you'd have to squeeze the bag.

[–]neuromonkey 3 points4 points ago

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That's how you train a human to kill you in your sleep.

[–]Foxhound199 5 points6 points ago

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Because that's clearly the worst decision she's made in her life.

[–]dubloe7 9 points10 points ago

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Thats why I buy my milk in glass containers, so they're already in a glass.

[–]braumeister 46 points47 points ago

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I, too, often buy shit from the 1940s.

[–]Samuel_Gompers 2 points3 points ago

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Well, they did build things to last back then. Two of my regular winter jackets are WWII surplus.

[–]dubloe7 2 points3 points ago

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Stuff is delicious.

[–]mr_grumpyyy 21 points22 points ago

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Correction: That's how you train a human to use a glass - redneck style.

[–]jjmayhem 68 points69 points ago

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No I'm pretty sure that gets the message across in all languages

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[–]dpark 38 points39 points ago

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Then how is it true?

[–]Jace_09 -5 points-4 points ago

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what if I only have plastic, huh?

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points ago

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milk was a bad choice

[–]eldavo 65 points66 points ago

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its so hot

[–]_ali_ 13 points14 points ago

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I'm in a glass case of emotion!

[–]Lokonopa 2 points3 points ago

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Don't act like you're not impressed.

[–]ModularToil -1 points0 points ago

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I immediately regret this decision

[–]edifonzo -1 points0 points ago

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Skim milk for the lady.

[–]Otterfan 15 points16 points ago

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Link to actual video, with sounds and talking and such.

[–]MoarPlz 2 points3 points ago

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She was a pretty good sport about it.

[–]SergeantKoopa 1 point2 points ago

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She's got a good sense of humor. She must have done some sort of prank to warrant that.

And furthermore, what's with the dipsticks who always run the 1 or 2 seconds over and over and over and over and over again at decreasing speeds? After the first two iterations it's fucking annoying.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Where can I find a girl like that?

[–]Mansyn 155 points156 points ago

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This isn't funny, my mother was killed by a sudden blast of milk

[–]Fallout 265 points266 points ago

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That wasn't milk.

[–]dahn113 110 points111 points ago

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TIL Peter North is a murderer

[–]NBAallstar 8 points9 points ago

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Just following in John Holmes footsteps.

[–]xguile 4 points5 points ago

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So she didn't die from lactose intolerance after all.

[–]blamethebigbang 3 points4 points ago

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Those aren't buoys!

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 2 points3 points ago

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That cow?

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[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 2 points3 points ago

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His mother was a dude?

[–]frisianDew 0 points1 point ago

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You were created from a similar event.

[–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't funny, my grandpa was an evil pixel.

[–]weirdsmell 52 points53 points ago

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They are almost identical. Clothes, tattoos, drinking problems.

[–]artydecor 30 points31 points ago

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Well they are brother and sister...

[–]ffualo 20 points21 points ago

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And lovers! Go figure.

[–]BoonTobias 18 points19 points ago

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Hey nigger! If anybody's gonna have sex with my sister it's gonna be me!

[–]Horatio_Hornblower 17 points18 points ago

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The above is a Chappelle Show quote, you philistines.

[–]codepoet 11 points12 points ago

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Duh. That's why it got downvoted.

[–]sakasama_bridge 1 point2 points ago

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...And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

[–]RayBarone 0 points1 point ago

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Hey since when is milk "problems"?

[–]weirdsmell 9 points10 points ago

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This type of problem, my friend.

[–]lilacattak 3 points4 points ago

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When it gets smacked into your face.

[–]vinfx 1 point2 points ago

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WOOOSH

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, and the second and third couple look just like the first couple, too!

[–]newb0rn11 7 points8 points ago

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Enter Jason Manford

[–]Aitioma 9 points10 points ago

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This frustrates me.

Now someone has to clean all that shit up. :(

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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No use crying over it.

[–]Sarstan 4 points5 points ago

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Good thing she's at the scene!

[–]iacchus 24 points25 points ago

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My wife would douse me in Zippo fluid and light me on fire for that, but damn it was funny.

[–]Sarstan 5 points6 points ago

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Funny: Guy getting lit on fire.
Not funny: Get getting walked all over by wife.

[–]iacchus 13 points14 points ago

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That's how she puts the fire out.

[–]_Freedom_ 3 points4 points ago

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LETS PLAY FUNNY, NOT FUNNY!!!

[–]UltimatePG 0 points1 point ago

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Chris Titus?

[–]wilc8650 0 points1 point ago

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Why Zippo?

[–]iacchus 1 point2 points ago

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Because there is a bunch of it on top of the fridge in our kitchen. It is handy, and she is practical in her vengance.

[–]davidh676 7 points8 points ago

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It looks like she had it coming.

[–]maniacripper 49 points50 points ago

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Good thing they had the video camera recording her going to the fridge!

[–]CommunistAccounts 28 points29 points ago

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The video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2LqEc9A2Ms

[–]RayBarone 10 points11 points ago

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Quintuple replay that shit

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The repetitive slo-mo's at the end had me rolling!! Repost that link as its own comment.

[–]kowalski71 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what she did to deserve that payback, but she knew she had it coming.

[–]AlternateKarmaSource 120 points121 points ago

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Mayhaps they were planning to prank her and wanted to get it on camera you cunt.

[–]funkyb 104 points105 points ago

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I enjoy how angry you got about that.

[–]Fabbyfubz 45 points46 points ago

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Maybe he wasn't angry, but just likes to add "you cunt" at the end of his sentences, dumbass

[–]david622 25 points26 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]Fabbyfubz 21 points22 points ago

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Fuck me? FUCK ME?! FUCK YOU!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Shut the fuck up, assholes!!

[–]david622 7 points8 points ago

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I'M NOT YOUR ASSHOLE, FRIEND.

[–]sirukin 7 points8 points ago

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OH YEAH. I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND YA CUNT!

[–]aFirefly 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT? I'M NOT YOUR CUNT, DICK!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Likely Australian. I have no idea what nationality adds "dumbass" to every sentence. Sorry buddy. (I'm Canadian you see)

[–]rickg3 11 points12 points ago

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Not a nationality, that's just Red Foreman's Reddit account

[–]AlternateKarmaSource 1 point2 points ago

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Not an Aussie, I just thought he was a cunt.

[–]AdonisBucklar 4 points5 points ago

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Where I'm from, cunt is punctuation. Regional dialects and all that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, it's almost like it was premeditated.

[–]fuck_keanu_reeves 0 points1 point ago

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when someone is standing in my kitchen, pointing a video camera at me, I don't suspect anything, Hell I don't even look at them.

[–]Natfod 2 points3 points ago

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it would be extra funny if she had a fair amount of that milk blasted into her lungs!

[–]CommunistCake 2 points3 points ago

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Why the hell was she drinking from the jug in the first place? That's just not cool.

[–]ReginaldBounce 21 points22 points ago

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I laughed so hard my neck tattoo got stretched out.

[–]lurkinisfun 12 points13 points ago

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That's fucked up...why would anyone waste milk like that?

[–]sarcastic_smartass 11 points12 points ago

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No kidding, especially with the massive global milk shortage.

[–]afungi 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, a gallon of milk costs like three whole dollars!

[–]LaszloB 24 points25 points ago

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At least she didn't leave the kitchen.

[–]innou 60 points61 points ago

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She'd better not, there's milk to clean up

[–]Kenny_muhfukn_Powers 10 points11 points ago

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"i told you not to drink from the carton, bitch!"

[–]Squeetard 3 points4 points ago

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lol single.

[–]Carlbodenham 4 points5 points ago

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What you get for drinking out of the damn bottle!

[–]WcCannons 7 points8 points ago

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It is funny becuase they spent money to get their arms drawed on.

[–]SpecterXs 5 points6 points ago

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That makes sense.

...No it doesn't.

[–]removethecontext 2 points3 points ago

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And THAT'S why you don't drink from the jug.

[–]Gentlemanpirate 4 points5 points ago

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If you like how the inside of a woman feels and want to try it again, don't do this. It will literally make the vagiana closed for business anytime soon for you.

[–]_Freedom_ 5 points6 points ago

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Did you watch the video? She was laughing, believe it or not some people have a sense of humor, and actually have fun in life.

[–]Gentlemanpirate -1 points0 points ago

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No, women who are in on the "joke" have a sense of humor when they have a gallon of milk exploded on them.

your "significant other" or who ever you are sticking your dick in will get rid of you if you did this.

Protip: not everything you see on the internet is real or is what will happen in real life.

You'll learn this when you actually grow up...

[–]_Freedom_ 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing you failed to watch the video. And if you did watch it you failed to comprehend what happened, stop putting women on a pedestal, it's pathetic.

Also I play practical jokes on my girlfriend of 2 years all the time, she doesn't get upset, and leave me. She actually has fun in life.

Protip: Not everyone in the world is a stuck up cunt like you, you will learn this when you get off the internet and make some friends.

[–]Gentlemanpirate -1 points0 points ago

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You're adorable, don't change a thing cupcake.

I'm sure your girlfriend can't wait till you step up the "pranks" to knocking her teeth out for not having dinner ready when you get home and for having the nerve to have an opinion of her own.

I do have to thank you thought, i didn't realize not wanting to treat the woman I married (and the mother of my kids) like Bam Margera's dad is "putting her on a pedestal and pathetic". Maybe I should submit a TIL. And when i compare my reddit karma with yours, sally, I wouldn't talk about "getting off the Internet and making some friends"

Dumbass.

[–]_Freedom_ -1 points0 points ago

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Well the karma thing is probably because you are a fucking idiot, and nobody likes what you post.

Anyways enjoy your boring life.

[–]Gentlemanpirate -1 points0 points ago

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Yes that's it. I've posted a 1/4 of what you have during a 5 or 6 month period and it's because I'm a "fucking idiot and nobody likes what I post". Way to move those goalpost back, Cupcake.

And thank you, I will enjoy my boring life. I will also enjoy the Steady stream of sex I get because i don't smash a gallon of milk in my wife's face for the lulz.

Enjoy jerking off into a sock for the rest of your existence cause "you ain't no pussy, son. You're keeping it real"

[–]_Freedom_ -1 points0 points ago

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Even though it's non of your business, me and my girlfriend of 2 years have CONSTANT sex, while having fun with life, sorry you're so buttmad that you like a joyless life, and you feel you need to take it out on me, someone that can have fun.

Also yeah, you must have a real life, you actually counted how many posts I made in the last 6 months, and compared to you. Can't tell if troll, or just retarded

Stop being such an uptight twat, and realize that not every woman is a controlling thunder cunt like your wife. Enjoy your pussy whipped life!

[–]Gentlemanpirate -1 points0 points ago

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So cute, you're still claiming a girl is slightly interested in you.

No, your story of a girlfriend is completly legit someone who posts as much as you has PLENTY of time to have a real girlfriend.

Please don't mistake me using you as a chew toy as "butthurt". You, your imaginary "girlfriend" and this thread disappear as soon as I close the web browser.

See, watch this.

[–]_Freedom_ -1 points0 points ago

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Oh no, some loser on the internet I've never met doesn't believe I have a girlfriend. Woe is me, whatever shall I do?

I know, I'll just go hang out with her.

You're pathetic by the way, like you know when you feel embarrassed for someone else? Yeah, I feel that for you. But who knows, maybe one day you will realize you're pussy whipped, and you may come out a stronger man. So good luck, but I hope you signed a prenup for your balls, as it seems she has a pretty hard hold on them.

[–]Julian702 6 points7 points ago

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I'm gonna say she probably gave it up to him in the end because she likes the alpha male.

[–]Gentlemanpirate -4 points-3 points ago

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Really? Dude, chicks aren't as cool as they seem on tv.

[–]iacchus 3 points4 points ago*

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Proven fact, chicks dig jerks.

Just ask Marblehead Johnson.

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[–]iacchus 0 points1 point ago

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Much as I feel sorry for those not familiar with Saint Hicks. Or humor in general, really.

[–]Gentlemanpirate 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, take relationship advice from a comedian.. It's sure win for all involved.

I personally take my relationship advice from gangster rappers. I pour christal on my bitches titties when she's pissed, then shove my cock in her mouth..It makes her calm down and me cum...

[–]iacchus 0 points1 point ago

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Not particularly gentlemanly of you....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Some people are not motivated by such threats. Or, they go find another vagina that is open for business.

[–]Gentlemanpirate -1 points0 points ago

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Yes.. In movies they do, congrats on playing the "I've never had sex with a woman" card.

In a real relationship, you don't do this kind of bullshit if you actually care for the woman you are with.

[–]blowinswishers 1 point2 points ago

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i'm not worried about the vagiana closing, just the vagina

[–]bleedinghero 1 point2 points ago

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so glad I don't drink milk like that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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that gentleman is how to not have sex with your lady for the rest of your life.

[–]the_opinion 5 points6 points ago

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Your skanks, on the other hand....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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of course, comparing skanks and ladies is like apples and oranges.

[–]nikc4 -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, there's a difference? I was lied to.

[–]ButterscotchYo 2 points3 points ago

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"That's for leaving the kitchen!"

[–]RFC0xC14 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I'm not alone in thinking it kinda served her right for not using a glass...

[–]EpicGotRice 2 points3 points ago

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How is how you train your gf to take your load.

[–]steph_a_s 2 points3 points ago

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Total. Douchenozzle.

[–]UnhappyToilet 0 points1 point ago

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No rule 34 yet? Ok, I'll wait...

[–]redscofield 2 points3 points ago

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no point in crying over spilled milk.

[–]Elumako 0 points1 point ago

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Boom! Money shot!

[–]coffee-is-coffee 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what happened next...

[–]sankayu 0 points1 point ago

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That's when you call "BullMoose" on her!

[–]Marcus_Porcius_Cato 0 points1 point ago

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This prank would not be feasible in Canada. Also, DEATH TO CARTHAGE!

[–]jlievense 0 points1 point ago

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And that's why you never drink straight from the jug.

[–]Boffo1 0 points1 point ago

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i like that he took the time to close the fridge first to save energy

[–]Revived 0 points1 point ago

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Your description...it literally said what i was doing when i saw it.

Pure. Genius.

[–]SubSaharanZombie 0 points1 point ago

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She also double dips.

[–]NueDumaz 0 points1 point ago

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poser tats get milk douched.

[–]ninjaface 0 points1 point ago

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It started off trashy and then one up'd itself.

[–]SirFrancis_Bacon 0 points1 point ago

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Don't drink out of the bottle bitch.

[–]B_S_O_D 0 points1 point ago

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And thus, troll-douche was born!

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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What a douchebag.

[–]JAGarcia92 0 points1 point ago

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Before: "This is going to be hilarious!" During:"Hahaha" After:"...What a waste of milk...and you're cleaning this up!"

[–]Lokol187 0 points1 point ago

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Nice Facial....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what you get for being white trash.

[–]theRealStormDawg -2 points-1 points ago

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Which one do you suppose cleaned up the kitchen?

[–]unoriginalsin 0 points1 point ago

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How do you know when it's time to wash the dishes?

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[–]alex4nder 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty good.

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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At least she's in the kitchen so there's some improvement

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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I love how the abusive boyfriend somehow thinks he knows anything about manners.

[–]giveitago -3 points-2 points ago

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Barely passive aggressive stuff. She really should bolt. Dude is an asshole. Then again she drank out of the jug. What kind of trailerpark shit is that?

[–]tehjarvis 3 points4 points ago

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Or you have a stick up your ass about a funny prank.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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On the other hand she could be trying to save the environment by not using a glass. You know, conserve water in a place like Arizona or something.

We can assume all day here.

[–]jefuchs -1 points0 points ago

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In his defense, she had to know he was an obvious douchebag when she met him.

[–]thaspaam -1 points0 points ago

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Bitches don't drink out of the carton!

[–]karmaghost -1 points0 points ago

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But guess who gets to clean it up?

[–]bogush -1 points0 points ago

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neat. reminds me that gif with a monkey and asian kid

[–]mobilehobo -1 points0 points ago

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What happens next?

[–]denim-chicken -1 points0 points ago

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That is a nice trailer they got there, looks homely

[–]Man4msouth -1 points0 points ago

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Bitch said she wanted to get fair,there you go.

[–]Uncle-Mike -1 points0 points ago

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well it seems that all was a milksunderstanding...........yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaAAAAAAAAAh

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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what a prick....

[–]geeca -1 points0 points ago

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That isn't funny, that's just incredibly mean.

[–]MindBlown18 -1 points0 points ago

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My brother did that to my mom once, but with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi.

[–]kisloid -1 points0 points ago

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What? It wasn't me, it was your older sister. Gosh...

[–]whittler -1 points0 points ago

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Llllllllllll

[–]ravemaster7 3 points4 points ago

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This is how my friends and I pronounce 'Louisville,' as in Kentucky

[–]shamoni -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is she so hot to me?

[–]rygarths -2 points-1 points ago

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Pretty sure this is fake...women don't drink from the jug. It's genetic code.

[–]Man4msouth -5 points-4 points ago*

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How to loose a girlfriend in 3 seconds. Haha 6 down votes for a spilling mistake.thank you.

[–]mad8hatter 8 points9 points ago

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spelling is hard

[–]alex4nder 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he was referring to her mouth.

[–]jacksparrow1 -3 points-2 points ago

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Ha ha ha, domestic abuse, so funny, ha ha.

[–]theineffablebob -5 points-4 points ago

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I love this gifs

[–]KayaNow -2 points-1 points ago

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Did anybody not laugh out loud at this? I'm truly curious

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