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[–]dogfacedboy420 178 points179 points ago

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Is that guy in the back a cardboard cut-out?

[–]autocannibal 14 points15 points ago

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Imo he appears to be taking a shit whilst not giving a single fuck that he is on a ride.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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If you look closely there are cardboard cutouts on the back of each seat. It's shocking how no one seems to have seen this and continues commenting on what must be going through the clearly 2 dimensional character's head.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, HHH. Definitely looks like that cardboard dude is mourning the loss of a loved one to me.

[–]angelkely1213 -1 points0 points ago

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Forever alone Rock?

[–]bujweiser 5 points6 points ago

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It looks like a Will Farrell cut out

[–]tek0011 -3 points-2 points ago

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total Will Farrell cut out.

[–]Silent_Baller 9 points10 points ago

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He smelled what the Rock was cooking.....

[–]WitchDr 25 points26 points ago

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[–]HeyKidsItsMrEmo 3 points4 points ago

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Why are the comments always funnier than the post?

[–]Amisunderstanding 2 points3 points ago

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Apparently someone didn't tell Will Farrel that he would get wet.

[–]HeyKidsItsMrEmo 0 points1 point ago

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His equipment cannot get wet it's very delicate.

[–]omnilynx 2 points3 points ago

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That is literally word-for-word what I came here to post.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 5 points6 points ago

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No. It's a fat ass Steven Seagal.

[–]DoctorG0nzo 1 point2 points ago

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So...it's Steven Seagal?

[–]CrayzToast 1 point2 points ago

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Its James May after arnie ironed his shirt.

[–]n1chol3 0 points1 point ago

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Cardboard cut-out of a guy creaming his pants? That's a first.

[–]MichaelAM77 0 points1 point ago

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I seriously think it's my old boss. Not kidding. I gotta ask the guy next time I see him.

[–]SkittishLodger 3 points4 points ago

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"Hey, Gerald! Nice to see you again, man. It's been a while, hasn't it? Have you lost weight or something? Say, I've been meaning to ask you if you've ever shit your pants on Splash Mountain before. Yeah, you would have been sitting behind Dwayne Johnson."

[–]rasputine 0 points1 point ago

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I think that's Al Bundy...

[–]nvr_ndr21_13 0 points1 point ago

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Rofl. My thought exactly.

[–]superphuntyme 0 points1 point ago

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Most def looks like will ferrell

[–]monkeymoat 0 points1 point ago

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no he is pooping

[–]dieyoung 0 points1 point ago

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Damn 7 hours too late

[–]THEMACGOD -1 points0 points ago

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You know how they tell you to never use a flash in photography because it flattens out an image?

There ya go.

[–]Amisunderstanding -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently someone didn't tell Will Farrel that he would get wet.

[–]bill_nydus 86 points87 points ago

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I don't care what anyone says, The Rock and Vin Diesel both seem like great guys who would be awesome to be friends with. I don't care if they don't make Oscar worthy movies, they're entertaining and fun, just like they seem to be.

[–]trexmoflex 35 points36 points ago

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Anyone who didn't enjoy Fast Five was trying waaaay too hard to not have a good time

[–]lessplasticplease 13 points14 points ago

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Seriously. Great, great movie.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My husband always drags me to those movies. I tell him I'm not going to like them but despite my best efforts I do. The next day I can't remember why I liked it.

[–]PagingCraig 1 point2 points ago

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Manly men all around? :D

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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the Oscars aren't worthy of THEIR movies.

[–]emkat 4 points5 points ago

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Plus Vin Diesel would play D&D and video games with you. And help you pick up chicks.

[–]Lampmonster1 4 points5 points ago

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I want to play D&D with Vin. I've never played it in my life, but I want to play a game with him.

[–]Treberto -3 points-2 points ago

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I'd be DM and kill his character off within the first ten minutes.

Then he'll smell what I'm cooking.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You're getting your bald, musclebound, ethnically ambiguous men confused.

[–]BleuManGroup 12 points13 points ago

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Can I have two tickets??

[–]robotshoelaces 10 points11 points ago

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Two tickets to what?

[–]BleuManGroup 22 points23 points ago

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The gun show....

[–]ducttape83 5 points6 points ago

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Paradise? No one likes Eddie Money anymore

[–]PlumberODeth -1 points0 points ago

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To ride, bitches!

[–]Slabonator 44 points45 points ago

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[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 7 points8 points ago

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Well... Yes and No...

[–]WitchDr 9 points10 points ago

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Definitely yes.

[–]curbserver278 8 points9 points ago

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You're doing it right.

[–]DuckyChaos 1 point2 points ago

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Opened up the two pictures in seperate tabs and quickly click back and forth between them. Fun stuff.

[–]dagnabbit 8 points9 points ago

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[–]ch4dr0x[S] 21 points22 points ago

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I almost... ALMOST want to make a new thread for this: http://i.imgur.com/EUkya.jpg

[–]zeppelinfromled 0 points1 point ago

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I like how he's going craaazy in all of them, and there's there's the one with Minnie where he's just a nice smiling guy.

[–]RabidAaron 0 points1 point ago

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The Rock is the the new Samuel L Jackson. That is to say that he can't not scream.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I did not know Will Ferrel, Vin Diesel, and The Rock were friends.

[–]bobbybusche 0 points1 point ago

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Dont forget Tails.

[–]Mr_Aporia 3 points4 points ago

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FPS Doug?

[–]Tiqui 3 points4 points ago

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The rest of them look like a bunch of jabronis.

[–]Daemonicus 8 points9 points ago

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Say what you want about his crappy movies... but he's a funny guy.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That is what we say.

That his movies are crappy, but he's cool..and massive.

[–]jamie1414 0 points1 point ago

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You can't hate a massive guy like that...you never know what happens if you get on his bad side!

[–]shabatooo 2 points3 points ago

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The guy in the back might actually be crying.

[–]P10_WRC 2 points3 points ago

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not as good as the shot of my dad grabbing my moms boobs while she had her hands in the air and my brother and i in the front of the log. It was very embarrassing to see it on the screen

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 5 points6 points ago

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With his arms up, we can smell what the Rocks' been cookin'...

[–]twistedeggs 4 points5 points ago

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I heard those are illegal in Europe.

[–]Oboydhs 1 point2 points ago

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In his defense he apparently told the rollercoaster to Just Bring It

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Evil doesn't stand a chance against his twin hellfire cannons...

[–]Mellonote 1 point2 points ago

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The guy in the back looks like a car-bored cut out...

[–]YouAmStupid 1 point2 points ago

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He has incredible teeth.

[–]Shotweb 1 point2 points ago

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Does the guy in the back totally not look like Patrick Warburton when he was crying in Men in Black 2?

[–]Blaculahunter 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know about totally not, but he looks like Warburton while crying.

[–]troxy 1 point2 points ago

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Did he tell his partner to aim for the bushes before making the leap?

[–]CervantesX 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamn but do I love Dwayne Johnson. Always having a good time. I hear he's always a fantastic person to everyone he works with. When I get my first Hollywood deal, you can bet it's going to include The Rock in some role... I wonder if he knows his role?

[–]bailz 1 point2 points ago

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Kind of like when my friend's dog went on Splash Mountain.

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[–]anastasiabeverhausen 0 points1 point ago

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I want to know more about this picture.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This made my week.

[–]NaraNero 0 points1 point ago

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forest?

[–]mishugana 0 points1 point ago

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my friend delivers pizzas in LA. he said the rock gave him like a 100 dollar tip.

[–]PaxtonTheMeek 0 points1 point ago

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Is that....is that Billy Corgan behind him?

[–]Osiris32 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, I think that's Brad Loekle from World's Dumbest Criminals.

[–]MrChancleta 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be afraid to get a hug from him.

[–]wurkwurk 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for the title alone.

[–]dmasa 0 points1 point ago

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Truly an inspirational picture.

[–]Petrildo 0 points1 point ago

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Is he getting a blowjob on his head?

[–]hugocrepax 0 points1 point ago

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The Rock shaves his pits, I guess.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So that's what the Rock was cooking.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why I expected something else.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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jeez that dude is huge.

[–]fatthew 0 points1 point ago

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AMERICA

[–]jakbob 0 points1 point ago

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Do you smell what the rock is cookin'?

[–]basicchannel 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MarineOnDope 0 points1 point ago

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Come at me bro!

[–]naisanza 0 points1 point ago

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the rock is my favorite actor.

[–]laffycoonass 0 points1 point ago

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The man in the back looks like Forrest Gump.

[–]redmeanshelp 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a connoisseur of Splash Mountain, and I think it's rather odd they add artificial cartoon water to the photos.

[–]retinarow 5 points6 points ago

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I am a connoisseur of Splash Mountain, and I can tell you that it is not.

[–]inkslave -2 points-1 points ago

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The thing I like best about The Rock is that he has accomplished all he has without actually being a particularly good wrestler. Great on the mike, lousy on the mat. And no one cares.

[–]michaelcolestie 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, couldn't disagree more. He had fantastic in ring skills. His punches were second to none, he had a great dropkick, the rock bottom is an awesome finisher.

[–]Elumako 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, you two are both hillbillies.

[–]inkslave 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, no disrespect, but I do disagree. To my eye had had about four moves. Charisma to no end, yes, but Harley Race he was not.

[–]ChubbyDuck -1 points0 points ago

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He's missing a chunk of his arm

[–]everynne -1 points0 points ago

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CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN!!

[–]BamBam-BamBam -2 points-1 points ago

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Why is The Rock riding Splash Mountain by himself?

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[–]ch4dr0x[S] 7 points8 points ago

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I did it all for the karma.

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[–]ch4dr0x[S] 6 points7 points ago

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I'm not happy with my actions today. This is not going as I planned. The Rock would not be happy.

[–]Hard_At_Work 1 point2 points ago

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You should probably crosspost to /r/WWF so the millions (and meeeeeeellions) of rock fans can hit this shit straight up reddit's candy ass.

[–]ducttape83 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the millions and meeeeeeellions of pandas

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This is the only picture on Reddit all day that has actually made me go (ツ)

How can someone that spends so much time on this website be such a cunt? :(

+77 ATMBTW :D