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[–]Moregunsthanpatience 3 points4 points ago

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That or start with the hand on the base of the neck and slowly squeeze to see if she starts getting turned on. Also, every sexual partner I've had is given a safe word from the beginning for a reason.

[–]Oatybar 35 points36 points ago

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Our safe word is "stop choking me"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Luckily, I've found that girls can't say that when I choke them.

[–]EverGlow89 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, how is this hard to figure out?

[–]b1rd 1 point2 points ago

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People think it "kills the excitement" to discuss shit beforehand, but seriously, people have died from accidents and miscommunication. You always have to discuss what you're going to do clearly and openly beforehand, and agree on safe words and motions (if you can't speak) that mean "stop". IMO, it "kills the excitement" just like putting on a condom "kills the mood".

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[–]AlphaIndigoDeltaSam 21 points22 points ago

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Why specifically choking? There are a lot of worse things in porn... A LOT worse. Some people get a real kick out of being choked, not my scene but if they enjoy it and nobody gets hurt then why not? ;) I think anal sex is weird as fuck but that's just like my opinion, man.

[–]aTechnicality 43 points44 points ago

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weird as fuck but

[–]Irongrip 6 points7 points ago

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I personally find face slapping and choking offputting. If it's other people's fetish let em enjoy it. Can't find anything wrong with anal.

[–]wildgratitude 19 points20 points ago

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You're missing out, bro.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 60 points61 points ago

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I choke my GF at her own request. She loves it. Fuck your personal opinion.

[–]Leg_Named_Smith 24 points25 points ago

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I actually was asked to choke a girl last week, just put the open hand there and let her lean in.

[–]b1rd 1 point2 points ago

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It's safer not to do it that way. If she starts passing out, her own body weight would keep her there. Always do it in a way where if she starts to pass out, she falls away. Accidents do happen this way. Best to always be safe.

Some people like to hold an arm up, and when the arm drops, you stop choking. There are a few different ways to do it safely though. Look into it. Better safe and nerdy than sorry and dead.

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[–]parkernorwood 13 points14 points ago

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Your username is just begging for it.

[–]SomanydynamoS 3 points4 points ago

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So, how's dating Cheryl? Does Babou ever try to claw you face off?

[–]Little_Metal_Worker 1 point2 points ago

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you have my upvote for the archer reference.

[–]ramm 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, same here. Was a strange request when we first started dating. Now it's used during foreplay and sex. Pretty much a common occurrence now. I have left bruises before but a little makeup fixed concealed it pretty well. It's pretty hot, she also likes belts or ties around her throat too, it's not always the hands that do the choking.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

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HANDS! I didn't even think of that!

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[–]bearskinz 0 points1 point ago

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want to upvote for office space reference, however your comment is plain stupid.

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

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Its all fun and games until someone dies of a heart attack.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 2 points3 points ago

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Meh. I live out in the woods. Plenty of places to hide a body. She drives a civic too so that could be driven pretty much anywhere and stripped down in minutes. Clothes can be burned and there's no reason to hide the bio evidence in the house.

[–]little_turnip 0 points1 point ago

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I love it too. The slow kind though, with the possessive grip. I'm not crazy though and there's lot of talking about limits. It's so much fun! :D

[–]wankerbot 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, too much choking and deep-throat gagging/wretching will make this bot's wanky lose its rigidity.

Also, when the guy's dick is too deep and the girl, while trying to put on a good show, is obviously in pain.

I'm all like "meh, move along".

[–]v3rk 12 points13 points ago

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grabbing the throat gives wonderful leverage for advanced pussy pounding

[–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 3 points4 points ago

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Is this the corollary to the "angle of my dangle" theorem?

[–]bearskinz 1 point2 points ago

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has to do more with the heat of the meat

[–]d0nner 2 points3 points ago

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More importantly, which episode is this from?

[–]shiner_man 7 points8 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this is from the Season 4 finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Opening Night.

EDIT: Yes, I was right.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The funny thing about this is not only did you recognize the scene from the show, you went back and did research to prove it, then you came back to Reddit and edited the comment with your proof.

[–]shiner_man 2 points3 points ago

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I take my Curb very seriously.

[–]grandmoffcory 0 points1 point ago

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Possibly still my favorite season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Seinfeld reunion may still win it for me, though. I haven't watched either in a while.

[–]mybreathyourlung 0 points1 point ago

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It's not from any Seinfeld episode or else I would have recognized it. I'm an expert, ya know.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know!

[–]Rimm 2 points3 points ago

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Every girl I've ever been with has liked to have me put my hands on her throat. I'm not talking strangulation, but squeezing with enough pressure to strain her breathing a bit. I think its kind of a submission thing, they like to be controlled. Or its probably just my type.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't agree but that was fantastic. Excellent comedic timing, and including Jerry, bravo.

[–]RottenDeadite 7 points8 points ago

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I can't agree more.

[–]yrtseprat 1 point2 points ago

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some dude I know may currently be in jail, and may have been there for the last 6 months because he likes choking and apparently his gf does not.

[–]ShamAbram 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a difference between Choking and Gagging? Because I would stick around for gagging.

[–]ChastityPanda 4 points5 points ago

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Do you mean choking like hands on throat or choking as in gagging? Either way, I concur.

[–]b1rd 8 points9 points ago

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Oh ChastityPanda, you never want to have any fun!

[–]wolfsktaag 3 points4 points ago

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if you dont pull your girls hair and choke her a bit, you are a pussified, poor excuse for a male lover. get her off that pedestal and fuck her, you goddamned girl

[–]Sheldy13 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah man choking is cool, I dated this girl for a while, she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like anytime of day she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing and choking her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing and choking me! cool!"

[–]Oatybar 5 points6 points ago

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Bag of sand

[–]bearskinz 2 points3 points ago

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[–]richthegeek 1 point2 points ago

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This sounds like dialogue in a Brian Lee O'Malley comic....

[–]CreateTheFuture 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ruffus4life 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Little_Bo_Jeep probably isn't fun in bed

[–]Buy_More_Stuff 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, chocking in porn and IRL is pretty sweet. Don't be such a Seinfeld about it.

[–]sli 2 points3 points ago

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Where do I find this... chocking porn?

For science.

[–]Buy_More_Stuff 0 points1 point ago

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pornstarpunishment.com

[–]Indoorsman 0 points1 point ago

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Still looking for that special lady who will let me throat fuck her.

[–]se7eneyes 0 points1 point ago

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Great now I can't get the image of Seinfeld masturbating out of my head.

[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

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Choking? Or gagging?

[–]carny666 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with you.. I had an ex that wanted some choking action. Hence the term ex.

[–]meermeermeer 14 points15 points ago

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I had an ex with a HUGE choking fetish, just grazing her neck made her wet. But then I found out she was highly suicidal and it wasnt so much the choking that turned her on, but that she fetishized death itself. That was my cue to get up and leave the theater.

[–]cresteh 1 point2 points ago

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Why were you choking your girlfriend in the cinema?

[–]shiner_man 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I knew how to do those weird eye looking things right now.

[–]neanderthalman 1 point2 points ago

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Google "reddit enhancement suite". It's an extension for firefox and chrome that really amps up reddit. One feature is a link at the text box that adds the look of disapproval.

Alternatively, google "look of disapproval", copy, paste, wipe hands on pants.

[–]shiner_man 3 points4 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Thanks.

[–]b1rd -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

Holy shit, I've been using RES for almost as long as I've been redditing and I never noticed that. How did I never notice that? Thank you.

[–]Elhaym 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I get it. She's your ex because you accidentally killed her by choking her, right?

[–]grandmoffcory 0 points1 point ago

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Take it from me, don't just mute it and hope for the best. That projectile vomiting is a real buzzkill.

EDIT: Oh, did you mean intentionally choking, with hands? I don't go for any violent stuff in porn. I find it disturbing.