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[–]bigmeech 39 points40 points ago*

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[–]Epershand 11 points12 points ago

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ask and you shall receive

Edit: you need to watch the whole thing, but for this particular gif, skip to 1:10.

[–]goob 2 points3 points ago

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That may be the best thing in the history of everything. Thank you, kind sir.

[–]Stillnotreddit 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't be bothered typing as much as that, however, having waited long enough for someone to appreciate this gif as much as I did, all I had to do was kick back, relax, upvote and type thank... Aaah, sh*t.

[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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i was talking about the original music but thanks

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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That was pretty good. Almost made me want to watch the show. Almost.

[–]Epershand 0 points1 point ago

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Not a fan? May I ask why?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not quite sure. Maybe I should give it another try. I think the one and only time I watched it there was a great deal of talk about politics and I'm not into that.

[–]xturmn8r 3 points4 points ago

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Gonna throw this on the ballot for amusing background dancy-music to match the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zXNSwLqHbk&t=45s

[–]syntaxspam 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my gosh, I have been looking for this for ages! I couldn't figure out how to find it using google ("Colbert dancing moment of zen" never worked too well). Thank you bigmeech and OP!

[–]toconnor -1 points0 points ago

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Just click here before viewing the image.

[–]Shagmire 94 points95 points ago

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If it were socially acceptable, I'd walk that way everywhere

[–]uzuhl 9 points10 points ago

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It's socially acceptable for him.

[–]MrFordization 95 points96 points ago

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This is America. Do your thing man, fuck what they're looking at.

[–]wobblymadman 62 points63 points ago

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Not where I am it isn't... In fact, Reddit isn't America at all.

[–]arbiter26 43 points44 points ago

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[–]therealDrNick 0 points1 point ago

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Well done sir.

[–]MrFordization 13 points14 points ago

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In fact, Reddit isn't America at all.

I beg to differ... By calling this into evidence to prove a slight technical error in your statement.

Problem?

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[–]MrFordization 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps, I don't subscribe and did not know of its existence before today. However, it is still compelling evidence against the claim that Reddit isn't American at all.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You got a mother-fuckin' point, man.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit is clearly Canadian.

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 2 points3 points ago

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Meh. Canada is the fifty-first state anyway.

[–]mofoinc 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah except our money is worth the paper it's printed on...

[–]coolimabob 0 points1 point ago

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America's hat. FTFY.

[–]nixcamic 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer to think of the US as canada's underpants.

[–]coolimabob 0 points1 point ago

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no, because Mexico is our underpants. And how can underpants have underpants?

[–]nixcamic 0 points1 point ago

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So many possible replies.....

[–]AlexeiDrunkRussian -1 points0 points ago

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Thats not good evidence. That subreddit is confusing for Americans as they think the internet is American.

[–]MrFordization 0 points1 point ago

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It's good evidence to counter the assertion. I never made claims beyond that.

[–]basec0m 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus too... also, they think he's white.

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[–]MrFordization 7 points8 points ago

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Context.

The original post is an American Political Satirist frolicking in a US Federal Office Building.

[–]SolarClipz 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did their Mr. Ice Cube.

[–]doublsh0t 1 point2 points ago

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Do my thing? Fuck what they're looking at? How do you mean exactly?

[–]MrFordization -1 points0 points ago

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[–]hanexar 0 points1 point ago

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And film it, post it on reddit.

[–]DreamcastFanboy 0 points1 point ago

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fuck what they're looking at.

... but they'll be looking at me.

[–]MrFordization 0 points1 point ago

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Will they really?

Or will they be looking at what they think is you?

[–]MrFordization 0 points1 point ago

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also, good call

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOPNLzEFH0

You can tell it's New York, because people aren't even turning their head to look as they walk past.

[–]BonerJams04 0 points1 point ago

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That's right, just don't expect affordable healthcare.

[–]ProfessorMcLurk -1 points0 points ago

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America: Where the idea of Freedom overpowers the reality that you aren't really that free at all

[–]MrFordization 0 points1 point ago

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America: Where people frighten themselves into conformity. There is a reason we are to fear only fear.

[–]ProfessorMcLurk 0 points1 point ago

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So English is your second language. What's your first?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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want attention?

dont give a fuck?

why not?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If it was socially acceptable it wouldn't be silly and thus not fun anymore.

[–]Sapientiam 93 points94 points ago

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[–]o0DrWurm0o 20 points21 points ago

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"It's QWOP"

Sometimes, once in a blue moon, the youtube comments are alright.

[–]wompwomp2 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. I assume QWOP is some Monty Python reference?

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 5 points6 points ago

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[–]EnnuiGoblin 14 points15 points ago

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fuck this game! fuck it's family! arrgh!

[–]EdJim 5 points6 points ago

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If that game were my family, I'd disown it.

[–]intisun 5 points6 points ago*

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I've never laughed that much at failing at a game. But dammit I want to make Chariots of Fire play!

EDIT: FUCK IT I RAGEQUIT

[–]Bananacup -1 points0 points ago

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Just to let you know so you don't waste your time, it never does.

[–]dadito 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Jymotion 8 points9 points ago

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that gif makes QWOP look possible

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Until you realize he's gone exactly two steps and then the gif resets.

[–]zelazny -1 points0 points ago

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Not Monty Python, but similiar idea to the ministry of silly walks, sure.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=qwop

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Yes.

[–]dnew 1 point2 points ago

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I visited England for a couple weeks from the USA recently, and I must admit that the experience was wonderful, every single person we spoke to was friendly and generous, but I saw more silly walks there than anyplace else I've ever been.

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[–]flycrg 17 points18 points ago

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Fuck you spammer!

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[–]thosepeoples 60 points61 points ago

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[–]Lurking_Grue 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Lurking_Grue 1 point2 points ago

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I am so sick of my DVR fucking up and the fact that I don't get comedy central in widescreen I am just pirating it now.

[–]foofdawg 1 point2 points ago

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Widescreen? I think you mean High Definition, unless you're using an old TV that only supports widescreen format, which would be strange to me.

[–]confused_geek 1 point2 points ago

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That EDIT was by far one of the best I have seen

[–]Didji 0 points1 point ago

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This is the right answer.

[–]Sashieden 5 points6 points ago

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Keanu, forever a sad.

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[–]RarneyBubble 2 points3 points ago

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Fellow brit here, the link works for me. Do you want to come over to my place to watch it?

Edit: Proof that it works.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I must be doing it wrong. Thanks.

[–]yamyamyamyam 2 points3 points ago

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I get this every time Reddit links a clip from the daily show, usually of Jon Stewart, who I find incredibly smart and funny.

It's the same level of disappointment every, single time.

[–]murdahmatt 4 points5 points ago

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You saved him, doctor.

[–]clarkycat 2 points3 points ago

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Come on! Upvote this you chumps! Let's get this cunting link up to the top. I wasted precious seconds scrolling down through the rest of these plebeian responses before I found this.

[–]SSdash 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not sure this resolves the issue. From the sound of it Keanu_Is_Sad is trying to view this from abroad. colbertnation.com doesn't allow most foreign countries to view its video content. Must find a good proxy.

[–]exo48 3 points4 points ago

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He spoke at my graduation a few days ago and pretty much looked like that during the procession (with a little less arm flailing).

[–]defenestrationist 6 points7 points ago

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This is how I get through my work day

[–]Chronolitus 4 points5 points ago

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Can I vote for him? I want to vote for him.

[–]dakk12 3 points4 points ago

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Link to the video anyone?

[–]LaughingMan11 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MrFordization 6 points7 points ago

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I skipped down that hallway the other day.

But nobody was around. Props to Colbert for being a boss.

[–]lrkrrr191 2 points3 points ago

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This is from this dvd, just got done watching it last night with the fam. Incredibly hilarious.

[–]bakkouz 3 points4 points ago

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[–]pdhismyhomeboy 1 point2 points ago

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Magnificent bastard.. . .

[–]jewzeejew 1 point2 points ago

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God, I love Colbert.

[–]Jordan117 1 point2 points ago

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Funny, but it's no King of Glory.

[–]sfitsea 1 point2 points ago

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You may be a hill staffer when you see that and think, "Wait, that's RHOB! Oh, hmmm I wonder who's in the video...? Oh it's Barney Frank... Who's the other guy? Oh.. Colbert! SWEET!"

[–]jonny360 0 points1 point ago

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ya i had "don't let the man" by justice playing in the background and just about died.

[–]SneakyPandaBear 0 points1 point ago

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What a boss

[–]hoobityha[!] 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason this reminded me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z30_-VAAySg

[–]laughingsutra[!] 0 points1 point ago

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love that dude.

[–]pocketboy 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I really give it my all with a walk like that I fall over.

[–]Eranmane 0 points1 point ago

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I want to reversegif this so bad, but the website is down ಠ_ಠ

[–]ninjamatic 0 points1 point ago

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plz do

[–]mur_taza 0 points1 point ago

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i was listening to this when I saw this greatness

[–]cresteh 0 points1 point ago

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Which building is that? The interior looks really familiar when I visited DC.

[–]Dayman1 0 points1 point ago

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Rayburn house office building.

[–]free_beer 0 points1 point ago

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Colberts Gonna Colb

[–]bloodredmoon 0 points1 point ago

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Title doesn't really apply to the gif

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If my memory serves me correctly that's Dirksen Senate Office Building.

[–]cjw19 0 points1 point ago

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Play this while watching it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8eiSA4vqc

[–]markfoster24 0 points1 point ago

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perfection

[–]monolithdigital 0 points1 point ago

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Do I have to be a hater to hate this?

[–]lokithecomplex 0 points1 point ago

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I used to do that behind my girlfriend in a hotel. When I turned round someone was watching. When I told my girlfriend I was caught she said I made her look like my carer.

[–]tannerc 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should get this man his own show. Stat!

[–]chcorey52 0 points1 point ago

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[–]emcX 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is so fucking funny

[–]TherapistJim 0 points1 point ago

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Open this up in another tab and watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyly3JtXoy4

[–]kcg5 0 points1 point ago

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Was that at some kind of ministery?

[–]repost_radar 0 points1 point ago

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beep beep

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Repost fandango

[–]coolimabob 0 points1 point ago

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He'll need a grant!

[–]mglynnk 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even express how much I love this man..

[–]pilsner407 0 points1 point ago

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I remember that bit. I kept wondering if Barney Frank was in on it. He had to be be, right?

[–]photox 0 points1 point ago

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bitch stole my upboats

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/hlyod/my_favorite_colbert_gif_disco_dance/

i actually remembered this segment and went to the old video and screen capped and made the gif, butthead

[–]Crunchytoastham 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, who reads real newspaper anymore?

[–]pr1mal0ne 0 points1 point ago

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saw this after every colbert on comedy central for months.... super lame... super old.

[–]fuct_kowabunga 0 points1 point ago

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I am so OK with this being reposted.

[–]wrc-wolf 0 points1 point ago

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No matter how many times this is reposted, I always upvote it.

[–]RogueAngel -1 points0 points ago

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I walk silently, like a ninja. Long story why, so I won't tell it, but:

When I walk up behind people, while still not very close to them, I have to intentionally take a few loud steps / clear my throat / ruffle some papers / whatever - to prevent giving people heart attacks or involuntary urination situations.

Plus, Stephen Colbert is a riot (not Vancouver), and that's cool too.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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When I'm walking with someone, I like to quickly slip behind them and switch sides. Ninja Pro is my Perk 3.

[–]bluetemplar 0 points1 point ago

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The black ops are here everyone. You can calm down now.

[–]RogueAngel 0 points1 point ago

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TIL something about CoD, which I've only watched, and never played. Tnx!

I was one of those scary Medics in TFC that just annihilated everybody in my path, CTF, and then repeat. Most hated.

[–]iamstephen -1 points0 points ago

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How many fucking times is this gif going to be posted?

[–]fishbutt314 -3 points-2 points ago

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A minute of my life that I can never get back

[–]JimmyHavok 1 point2 points ago

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Put it next to all the others and cry yourself to sleep.

[–]PulsingQuasar -1 points0 points ago

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Is that the Governor of the Bank of England next to him?

[–]BonerJams04 7 points8 points ago

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I thought it was Barney Frank.

[–]kwade 2 points3 points ago

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I can confirm this.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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More people should rebel. I don't mean to cause harm to anything or anyone, but the US seems pretty fucking fascist.

[–]CrumbledFingers -1 points0 points ago

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No. Not every ancient gif of somebody walking funny can be a meme. Especially when the context isn't a person strutting their stuff with no regard for detractors, which is the entire motivation for saying "haters gonna hate."

[–]Fugby -1 points0 points ago

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How do I save this on my compy?

I've been looking for this for so long...

[–]abotdarobot -1 points0 points ago

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i found watching this while listening to this to be quite amusing

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Look everybody...A Colbert skit.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ThadMasterBlaster -3 points-2 points ago

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just finished watching him.

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[–]duglock 0 points1 point ago

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That is because his boyfriend got caught growing the shit out of it and selling it on the side.

[–]jtiza 0 points1 point ago

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Cool story, brah. You should tell it again.