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[–]hackysack 20 points21 points ago

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Gary Busey in bear form.

[–]valdin450 6 points7 points ago

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Beary Busey

[–]perseid 19 points20 points ago

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Wow, after that giant centipede picture I just saw, I need something cute to make me feel better.

Oh, look, a smiling bear.

Oh, god dammit.

[–]bivry29 30 points31 points ago

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Just contacting the Association of Creepy Shit, telling them to raise the bar

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Googled "Association of Creepy Shit".

A bit disappointed.

[–]dibsODDJOB 9 points10 points ago

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You think the ACS wants you to know about them?

[–]bivry29 0 points1 point ago

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The ACS are all for awareness, but they had to make the website hidden from the public due to too many visitors (redditors) to the website looking for stuff to (re)post and crashing the site.

[–]thejehosephat 2 points3 points ago

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You weren't kidding either.. Anyone up for creating this fine organization?

[–]Le_Plant 9 points10 points ago

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"Just contacting the Association of Creepy Shit, telling them to raze the bear."

FTFY

[–]sticky_wicket 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ianp 13 points14 points ago

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In case anyone was wondering, that's a dental training stuffed animal.. They use them to show children how to brush properly. They come with an oversized toothbrush as well.

[–]geekay 12 points13 points ago

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The one at my orthodontist had braces with red bands, it looked like stained blood

[–]CreepyRapeGuy 14 points15 points ago

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Awww... That's adorable!

[–]BerickCook 5 points6 points ago

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You would think so

[–]8bit64 2 points3 points ago

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The fact that this thing wasn't shopped makes it even creepier...

[–]Impundulu 12 points13 points ago

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NSFL

[–]barbie27 3 points4 points ago

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not safe for life?

[–]jmo420 -3 points-2 points ago

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Came here to post this.

[–]Rurio 6 points7 points ago

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well, thats creepy

[–]coffeeforbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

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Kill it with fire.

[–]ecpenguin 2 points3 points ago

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But... but he's my best friend.

[–]KarlMarxEgo 2 points3 points ago

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More like, "I'm going to violate you while you sleep."

[–]StoryLeadsToMyDick 5 points6 points ago*

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Oh Jesus, this reminds me of a time when I took a girl out to a carnival one time. They had the milk jug throwing competition to win stuffed animals, and one was a stuffed bear. I actually won it for her! The best part was it had a hole on its underside for your arm that lead all the way up to its mouth. I told her to check it out from the mouth side, and as peered in, she hadn't realized that I had completely disrobed from the waist down, was holding the bear at a angled crotch level and I just thrusted the ol' love muscle right through the bear and flicked her right between the eyes, kinda like a bear "sheath" for my cock. "Who loves Teddy?" I said seductively. Man I love carnivals. So much fucking cotton candy.

[–]justmeee 3 points4 points ago

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Someone's playing with Grandpa's teeth...

[–]knylok 1 point2 points ago

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That definitely creeped the fuck out of me. Where can I buy this horrible monstrosity? I want to send it to my nephews.

[–]admiwi 1 point2 points ago*

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Hah. Reminds me of something my parents did...

My grandfather was an opthalmic surgeon, my dad is an optometrist and my mom is a nurse. Back in the early 80s, my brother was 8 and I was 7, or so. He had a stuffed E.T. made of pleather or something like that. He loved that thing and dragged it everywhere. One day it's eye fell off. My parents rushed it in to the "ER", aka the bathroom, and performed surgery for what seemed like several hours. When they emerged, ET's head was wrapped in bandages and they told my brother to "let him heal" for bit. When my brother removed the bandages, he found E.T.'s missing eye had been replaced with a huge-veiny-human glass eye. Oh the screams. And running. And my parents laughed and laughed... Of course, under the glass eye, E.T.'s proper eye had been sown back into place.

tl;dr - my parents were hilarious Edit: oops, tl;dr, not tl:df...

[–]CrazyEddie041 1 point2 points ago

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Too long; didn't... fuck?

Why is that the first word that pops into my head for 'f'?

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 1 point2 points ago

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Please post this to /r/nosleep!

[–]ctviss 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Nizzler 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Onsia 1 point2 points ago

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Needs Better Caption.

[–]SaulKD 2 points3 points ago

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Thank God I just woke up because I wouldn't be able to sleep after seeing that.

[–]bedstraw 2 points3 points ago

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That's ok, I never wanted to sleep again anyway...

[–]mclellac 1 point2 points ago

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Novocaine bear?

[–]doh_ramey 0 points1 point ago

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i believe so.

[–]shappenfit 1 point2 points ago

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I took this picture at a children's dentist about 6 years ago. I don't understand why they thought this was a good idea.

[–]jjia25 1 point2 points ago

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At least the bear has perfect dentures. No threat of cavities there.

[–]Fatliner 0 points1 point ago

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in Richmond Hill?

[–]shappenfit 0 points1 point ago

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baltimore

[–]FrankRocky 1 point2 points ago

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Well, on the bright side, even if you're children don't learn how to brush properly, you're speeding up the whole "weening them off stuffed animals" process.

[–]jenntotheferr 1 point2 points ago

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[–]iamablackbeltman 0 points1 point ago

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Why do the stuffed animals keep stealing grandma's dentures?

[–]ET_pwn_home 0 points1 point ago

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Teddy bear's better without teeth

[–]Jamburglar 0 points1 point ago

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I have been looking for one of these for years! I NEED to know where to get one. I have a friend that just about dies when she sees this picture! Any suggestions?

[–]Oboydhs 0 points1 point ago

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That bear is awesome

[–]WatchYouSleep 0 points1 point ago

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Upgoat for you my good fellow.

[–]JJB-125 0 points1 point ago

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I peed myself.

[–]radicalbusinessman 0 points1 point ago

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I found this very difficult to masturbate to.

[–]Oferial 0 points1 point ago

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It would be better if the bottom just stopped at "you."

[–]tardismouth 0 points1 point ago

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Why? Just why?!

This should go in r/nosleep

[–]FlyingParadox 0 points1 point ago

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So what kind of animal does the OBGYN use?

[–]Bananimal 0 points1 point ago

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In case anyone is wondering where you can obtain similar, but unfortunately less hideous, creatures: http://starsmilez.com/ My favorite is the monkey.

[–]Sock_Norris 0 points1 point ago

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[–]klg301 0 points1 point ago

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just ew.

[–]jexca 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fuck!! I totally believe the caption!! Could add that it will rape your dreams

[–]smallsongs 0 points1 point ago

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This is awesome. As a 30 year old man whom has recently been laid off from his job and realized that he will never be anything but a failure; I somehow find comfort in this image.

TL;DR- I lol'd.

[–]denjin 0 points1 point ago

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hope and dream. It's agonising seeing it written that way round.

[–]youra6 0 points1 point ago

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They had to do surgery, removing the teddy bear mandible, replacing them human teeth. Monsters...

[–]BaconZombies 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]rickg3 -1 points0 points ago

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wat

[–]BaconZombies 1 point2 points ago

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Like this. (SFW)

[–]TheRedComet 0 points1 point ago

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It is MUCH creepier when the teeth have braces on them.

[–]Ghost-13 0 points1 point ago

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Mr.Chewy Bite-ums?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DariusBlack -1 points0 points ago

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[–]puremetal -1 points0 points ago

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loled far too loudly at work looking at that just now. this will now haunt my dreams

[–]bwells626 -4 points-3 points ago

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im going to violate your every dream* and hope*

....and hope for what? What are you hoping for?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hope is not only a verb, it is also a noun. You can hope for hope.

[–]bwells626 0 points1 point ago

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I know how you phrased it is grammatically correct, but you got the wording wrong (i was commenting on how you told the punchline incorrectly).

Instead of being singular, it should be plural because it removes the possibility of using it as a verb.

"I'm going to violate your hopes and dreams" would be the common way to phrase it, the way you (assuming you made the image) phrased it just sounds funny to me, maybe it's just me and 3v1lD4v3.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't make it, btw. My OC sucks like most people. I am a finder of things. That's my talent. Sometimes a repost here and there, but no one who does what I do bats '1000.'

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Tell me kind sir, how does one violate a verb?

The phrase is generally stated as "hopes and dreams". Both plural nouns.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Also, "Violate your hopes and dreams." vs. "Violate your every hope and dream" are the same idea, but that is how English speakers would emphasize the totality implied in the statement. Does "violate your every hopes and dreams" sound correct to you?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Either one is correct.

Neither one appears in the graphic. Hence the kerfuffle.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You are absolutely incorrect. When using the word 'every,' the word or words it modifies are in their singular form. Examples: 'every person' vs 'every persons.' 'every time' vs 'every times.' 'every hope' vs 'every hopes.' It is not correct and does not sound correct.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago*

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You can't. In this instance it is being used as a noun. The statement I replied to ostensibly misunderstood it as a verb.

edit grammar correction.

[–]bplsports92 -4 points-3 points ago

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hope and dream

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I would have upvoted to you, but you forgot the plurals.

*hopes and dreams

[–]bplsports92 -3 points-2 points ago

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fair

[–]Fritz23 -3 points-2 points ago

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Holy shit!!!! Its Pedo Bears cousin.