House Porn

MegainPhoto · 1 year

getthefuckoutofhere · 1 year

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rromanchuk · 1 year

I've stayed there for a week when I was in college. Mutual friend, fantastic family. Unfortunately, they sold it. Fun fact, crazy ~~Worldcom~~ Broadcom CEO used to live next door.

Edit: Broadcom, not Worldcom. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Nicholas

Edit2: This photo doesn't give the house justice. I'll try to post the pictures (and videos) I have that don't include people.

24hourdelivery · 1 year

I don't even know what to say. I'd fuck that house so hard

tyranasaurussex · 1 year

remember when there use to be porn porn

r4gnar0k · 1 year

I didn't see Hugh Laurie anywhere in this photo.

MortalFarmer · 1 year

Fuck that, imagine coming home pissed. Fall in a pool think WTF then fall in a pool again and drown and I'm dead.

No thanks.

jamzzz · 1 year

House Porn (NSFW)

gdrydenc · 1 year

I read "Horse Porn"... Very confused.

bottom_of_the_well · 1 year

As an older married guy, I can only think about how long it takes to maintain the nice look.

fungwahbus · 1 year

Can we create a subreddit for house porn? I think its such an intriguing subject, many would subscribe. Any one else like this idea?

Edit: Should have checked before posting, but I guess there is one... /r/houseporn. Not very many posts or readers though...ಠ_ಠ

WaterFireAirAndDirt · 1 year

New Minecraft idea

DrZippy · 1 year

It's only 75 million if you want to live there.

aphomet · 1 year

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

excaliburxvii · 1 year

FUCKING SUPER RICH PEOPLE

DrAnachronist · 1 year

I would do terrible, terrible things to get to live here.

EllaL · 1 year

I actually just made r/ArchitecturePorn. Please submit this!

semantic_satiation · 1 year

We had a post-Winter Formal party in that house when I was a sophomore in high school. If you look at the bottom floor you can see a two lane bowling alley (there's a mirror that makes it look wider) that we rolled a few games on. This picture doesn't even start to show off the amenities of the house (private theater, huge vintage car collection, faux mall stocked with all sorts of boutique items).

stfuirl · 1 year

There is indeed a r/houseporn. Sadly it has 14 subscribers.

scottperezfox · 1 year

... and just like human porn, that shit is way over the top, packed with all sorts of artificialities and clever, computer-enhanced lighting. I prefer a more humble setting.

cunnilinguslover · 1 year

I'd like to check out its back door, if you know what I mean.

nympheas · 1 year

Does anyone else find this house unappealing? It looks like a nice hotel for a tropical getaway, but I prefer my homes more lived-in and cozy feeling.

ridethelightning · 1 year

And do you ridethelightning take this house, to have and to hold, through richer and poorer, through sickness and in health, till the day you die?

I DO.

DoctorPopular · 1 year

I read this as "house OF porn" and clicked the pic expecting to see various hot sex going on in the pools, verandas, under the palm trees, etc. Shit.

Honestly_ · 1 year

I want to have its house-baby!

nicktherat · 1 year

brink?

Navae26 · 1 year

is there a subreddit for that yet?

Ghost29 · 1 year

I came.

raynbec · 1 year

I think this house was the Police station in The Fast and the Furious 2

wellthatdoesit · 1 year

What is that? Is that a house? That's a silly house.

SMFishbone · 1 year

Sold in 2010 for $34.1 million

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704648604575620952403129616.html

lag051183 · 1 year

That house has too much natural light. How are you supposed to start gaming when you wake up at noon?

FANGO · 1 year

Except that house is actually the most gaudy piece of crap ever. The only cool part is the pool in the middle, but even then it's sort of not cool, because it's a big plastic monstrosity.

Basically, though, the rest of the house looks like a hotel or something, and not in a good way. There's random stupid art everywhere, and the whole downstairs is a super-cheesy false street scene, with a fake café, fake movie theater (complete with ridiculously tiny projection screen which I would imagine is terrible), and fake jewelry store. The house is the biggest monument to terrible, gaudy, conspicuous consumption above all else that I've ever seen.

It was built by a guy who has a history of taking neat old houses and demolishing them and putting up faux-modern stucco pieces of crap and overcharging for them, and who wants to create a "Californian riviera" with all kinds of overpriced houses, and this is the cheesiest one of them. It went on the market like 4 years ago at like 70 million and now it's selling for less than half that and still hasn't found a buyer. Apparently people have more taste than I give them credit for, and I thank them for that.

And it even has a stupid name.

FruitBeef · 1 year

What happens when it rains?

bumchoda · 1 year

Reminds me of the house from Peter Sellers "The Party"

puckhead · 1 year

Some day, someone will be murdered in this house.

Hopefully it's in a movie.

DespertaFerro · 1 year

Looks like the architect is a fan of Gaudí

bwillb · 1 year

Oh cool they updated the graphics engine in Brink

duffmanhb · 1 year

That's from Newport Beach. I know the contractor who built that house. He said it was the most difficult task he ever completed. The two hardest parts were building the underground mall/basement in sand and ensuring NOTHING had an edge.

[deleted] · 1 year

To me, that is just gaudy looking.

das_thorn · 1 year

I came here looking for Olivia Wilde, and was disappointed.

ArrestedForTrolling · 1 year

Post this in r/houseporn as well so that subreddit can get official

Giott · 1 year

What a terrible house! Imagine all the screen glare you would get from all the lights.

Japanties · 1 year

Some people have Playboys stashed under their beds...and some people have Dwell.

shazambo · 1 year

whats wrong with me? I look at this and all I can think of is how long itd take me to clean it.

BALTIM0R0N · 1 year

Meh. Seems kind of impractical.

dchi · 1 year

That is a "single" house? im so glad shes available

waskliewbt · 1 year

This is Portabello Estate in CDM. its a bitchin house but its weird because its in a non gated community and actually not one of the most desirable beach spots in town. It look likes a completely normal hose from the road with the exception of the roof that really says something. meh. went there once while i still lived there.Wish i could have gone in. has a fake mall just to display your jewlry and collectibles and the garage is like a legit shop. no parking for entertaining either. i think thats why it was on the market for so long.

Briighteyes16 · 1 year

We need a house porn subreddit.

CriticalHippo · 1 year

Wait, you call this "House porn" and it doesn't involve Olivia Wilde and Hugh Laurie? Not interested.

ezalbrozar · 1 year

"Someone just peed in your pool."

"Oh yeah? Which one?"

867-5308 · 1 year

Speaking of porn, I'd be spending most of my free time hanging out under that bubble window of the upper pool and watching the gals above. It wouldn't be pathetic, because I'd be filthy rich.

xoites · 1 year

I don't need to live in or even be a guest in that house to be happy.

In fact i would go so far to say that a house like that would not have a chance of making me happy.

I would go so far to say that anyone who thinks a house like that would make them happy will never be happy.

djepik · 1 year

This looks like a Halo map.

victore992 · 1 year

Maybe one day I'll be rich enough to buy one of those rocks.

[deleted] · 1 year

Brochure http://www.portabello.com/pdf/portabello-brochure.pdf

Geaux · 1 year

New subreddit please!!!

sirgrrbrr · 1 year

Consumership. Woohoo!

I think I'll build myself one of these mini houses. I can't be inside all day doing jackall. It'll force me to explore the world.

kasmith2020 · 1 year

Ivory Tower-esque, anyone?

stuffums · 1 year

I think this counts as house porn as well:

http://i.imgur.com/tVhBE.jpg

DreadPirateHenry · 1 year

House rocks, but the HDR is painful.

OMGBeez · 1 year

I prefer something more strong and rugged... like this

kmoneybts · 1 year

Its cool, but with all the windows made of glass it would be pretty awkward to jerk off when you lived here.

OnRocks · 1 year

I'd make porn in that house any day.

unclebender · 1 year

FTFY: House Porn http://i.imgur.com/938HX.jpg

damngravity · 1 year

I was going to say "fuck that I wouldn't want to maintain that and keep it clean"and then I realized the people who live in this kind of house don't clean their own anything.

Cehrlichman · 1 year

Total house porn!

worddoc · 1 year

My life is now meaningless. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

evo3rs · 1 year

Isn't that the house from Fast and Furious??

mschiebold · 1 year

Hey, that looks like the house that was in the Fast and the Furious.

gregco3000 · 1 year

I think you meant "Porn House"

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