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[–]wbeavis 90 points91 points ago

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Transform into a meal!

[–]wespott[S] 43 points44 points ago

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[–]shitterplug 4 points5 points ago

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It would be better without the 'okay' face.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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His only goal is to serve mankind.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 32 points33 points ago*

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That's obviously a Decepduckon

[–]armyofwires 0 points1 point ago

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Optimus Foul.

[–]kore464 0 points1 point ago

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Optimus Fowl

FTFY

[–]tsjone01 0 points1 point ago

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Duckcepticon?

[–]Mr_Hashtag 8 points9 points ago

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So platypuses are The Go-Bots?

[–]okayyeah 23 points24 points ago

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Now try dog!

[–]Plagiarismo 9 points10 points ago

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Reminds me of the Keatons from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.

[–]drimpossible145 1 point2 points ago

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Damn Hivemind, I was about to posst this.

[–]Sarahmint 2 points3 points ago

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I'll never look at them the same way again!

[–]dmsean 4 points5 points ago

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Also, rape!

[–]JCPseudo 1 point2 points ago*

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I learned about duck rape yesterday! Also about their corkscrew penises.

[–]triobot 0 points1 point ago

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COME HERE

[–]JCPseudo 0 points1 point ago

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WHERE?

[–]Tyaedalis 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, my! ALL THE TIME, the rape is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Also the original spy, always wearing that dog mask.

[–]jrb 1 point2 points ago

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during one of those random, talking shit, conversations we all have with our buddies, we were discussing if we could be any animal, which would we be.

i chose duck, for this very reason! oh, and they quack.

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

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Also transforms into a bomber....

[–]s_i_leigh 1 point2 points ago

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You're actually thinking of a loon. A duck can't go under water (it has a buoyant bottom), as you can see it looking like a fool trying to sink. A loon is capable of going straight from flight to submarine swimming, and sounds way more bad-ass than a duck.

[–]deflective 1 point2 points ago

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if it breathed fire it would be master of all the elements

[–]brodie7838 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster duck was transforming before Takara-Tomy even thought of transformers.

[–]ChangingHats 1 point2 points ago

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That's like saying we're transformers because we can do the same shit...except fly.

[–]blox5000 1 point2 points ago

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I should show this to everyone that disagrees when I say Ducks rule

[–]freudianGrip 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, the word funny is really getting stretched there buddy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm seems more like Animorphs to me...

[–]FunkOff 2 points3 points ago

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DUCKS ARE AWESOME

[–]pwnies 1 point2 points ago

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I like the part where it transformed into dinner.

Mmmm foie gras...

[–]lop3rt 2 points3 points ago

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Submarine had me rofl'ing hahahaha

[–]UTC_Hellgate 0 points1 point ago

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It's a rare submission that gets this far with only 7 comments!

[–]Cinelli 0 points1 point ago

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I did quite enjoy the animal transformers.

[–]jamesbondq 0 points1 point ago

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Next time I need to provide an example of something that is so bad that it is good, I will show them this picture.

[–]SmokeyDBear 0 points1 point ago

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Transform into a crocoduck?

[–]EelEelEel 0 points1 point ago

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Ducks just blew my mind.

[–]aggibridges 0 points1 point ago

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I lost it at motherducking.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wespott, it is clear to me you have never been exposed to the glory that is a a loon. I think it would benefit you to observe the diving skrills combined with the flying and walking ability of this beautiful aquatic bird. In my opinion far superior to a duck.

[–]Dokkaebii 0 points1 point ago

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The typography to that image is great.

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot, 'transform into dinner.'

[–]mthj 0 points1 point ago

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I have always been a tremendous admirer of ducks

[–]greenbird23 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought there would be transvestites here.

Transvestites! More than meets the eye!

[–]atxranchhand 0 points1 point ago

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I came in here expecting gobots...

[–]I_Like_Birds 0 points1 point ago

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That's not wonderbread! That's a fucking energon cube!!!

[–]silentflight 0 points1 point ago

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It's taken this for me to appreciate what ducks do... I am ashame.

[–]earthgirl1983 0 points1 point ago

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this is exactly why i've always wanted to be a water bird in my next life!

[–]Naberius 0 points1 point ago

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Ducks! Robots in disguise!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Submarines can be fully underwater...Im jus saiyan

[–]ragemcfist 0 points1 point ago

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land sea air, this ducks got it all covered

[–]DuckMeHarder 0 points1 point ago

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I cannot up vote this enough.

[–]EvilClownMafia 0 points1 point ago

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All I could think of

If you don't know what this is, then you are not down with the internets

[–]kore464 0 points1 point ago

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Ha ha, ah yes. The original 'roll.

[–]snipsnip 0 points1 point ago

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It's a schooner.

[–]artdrone 0 points1 point ago

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If ducks had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the planet.

[–]slykido999 0 points1 point ago

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Actually a Loon would work much better for this, since they not only float and fly (duh) but they actually swim underwater for extended periods of time.

[–]BullnBear 0 points1 point ago

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An upvote for you sir. Finally someone else who appreciates the comedic diversity of water fowl!

[–]spaceye 0 points1 point ago

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"MOTHERDUCKING SUBMARINE"

Have an upvote.

[–]Sarahmint -4 points-3 points ago

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"Transform into a mother duckling submarine". Actually, that is a MALARD, a.k.a. MALE duck.

[–]ltx 1 point2 points ago

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Mother ducking. Not mother duckling.

[–]Sarahmint -2 points-1 points ago

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same thing. "Mother' is in both terms.

[–]ltx 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if serious...
It's a play on words.

[–]kore464 0 points1 point ago

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You mother ducker!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure a Mallard is a type of duck, not a male duck.

[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

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the female Mallard duck looks like this

[–]Tyaedalis 0 points1 point ago

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I can confirm this. They're all over my yard.

[–]kore464 1 point2 points ago

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Quit leaving your food everywhere!