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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne circa 1987 (i.imgur.com)

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[–]petedawes 365 points366 points ago

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looks like a mom visiting her son at rehab.

[–]HerculesBacon 26 points27 points ago

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My first thought was similar in that it looks like they both just got out of rehab.

[–]IDrinkBatUrine 9 points10 points ago

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I had no idea the Angel of Death highjacked his socks.

[–]WilliamAgain 15 points16 points ago

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One cannot deny the Freudian connotations of his relationship with her.

PS - Sharon is a insufferable.

[–]geebs61 16 points17 points ago

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A insufferable what?

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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Sharon.

[–]Squirrel_Nuts 2 points3 points ago

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nsfw (swearing)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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was the cast of scrubs just hanging out they also almost got the entire osbourne family in there

[–]dopeless-hopefiend 0 points1 point ago

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some from west wing, and from without a trace, and six feet under, and a whole slew of brits i can't identify.(aside from jimmy carr)

[–]WilliamAgain 0 points1 point ago

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Bad grammar asides, it really doesn't matter what you put in there. She could be an insufferable stick of celery for all I care, in the end she is just insufferable.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 7 points8 points ago

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Oedipal to be sexpific.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Yup. Didn't they meet when he she was assigned by the record label to go over to Ozzie's hotel room for whatever task. When she got there, she found it was a somewhat seedy motel, drapes drawn, piles of liquor bottles in the throes of depression and despair. She was appalled and let loose with a motherly tough love haranque at the Oz with a tirede of :how dare you life lie this, yu're pathetic,etc., and then I guess this was his "bottom" with Sharon the motherly "savio"r. Oh yeah, shades of Yoko Ono with John Lennon too. The lyrics of the song "Help!" was just not an off the cuff pop writing. He meant it and Yoko, whatever you may feel about her, was at the right place and the right time with the mother personaity.

[–]sleeper141 0 points1 point ago

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wow. what a great post. thanks

[–]StevoTheMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't Yoko do heroin with him for a while? My mom won't do heroin with me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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another attempt to return to the womb?

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    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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    nah the fashion in that pic is just the 80's

    [–]sleeper141 0 points1 point ago

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    ya i think it was part of a photo shoot, like an ironic thing..price of darkness as a family man etc..

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      [–]bylin 0 points1 point ago

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      Haha, my first thought too.

      [–]jacobo 75 points76 points ago

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      2010

      [–][deleted] 102 points103 points ago

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      she looks better in 2010 than she did in 1987.

      [–]unicorn787 58 points59 points ago

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      obviously the plastic surgery has made a difference, but she had jack and kelly in '84 and '85. I think what we're seeing here is mom-weight.

      [–]_jamil_ 11 points12 points ago

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      She was always heavy and she always got shit for it by everyone in the business (and apparently now she gets shit for it by random people on the internet), so she had a stomach band surgery. She proves it true that it doesn't matter how successful you are, it's unforgivable to be overweight.

      [–]davie18 17 points18 points ago

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      She had Aimee in '83 too.

      [–]unicorn787 13 points14 points ago

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      whatwhatWHAT???

      [–]Xinlitik 7 points8 points ago

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      Ozzy wrote a song about aimee in the 90s... shes not on great terms with the family.

      [–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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      I can vouch. She even changed her last name to Mann, and now she eats hot bowls of dick.

      [–]headzoo 1 point2 points ago

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      I think changing her name has more to do with striking it out on her own. She wants to be a musician, but she doesn't want to be known as Ozzy's daughter. How many children of famous musicians do you know that actually succeed? They're forever known as their fathers/mothers child, and are never taken seriously.

      [–]mythirdeye 0 points1 point ago

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      I Google imaged Aimee Osbourne and Aimee Mann, and something doesn't seem right.

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        [–]evange 14 points15 points ago

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        She was always fat. She has gastric bypass sometime in the 90s.

        [–]lutheranian 17 points18 points ago

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        Not to mention the colon cancer in the early 2000s

        [–]hitlersshit 7 points8 points ago

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        How do you guys know all this?

        [–]divadsci 10 points11 points ago

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        Same way you know all about Hitler's shit.

        [–]TMI-nternets 1 point2 points ago

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        One ball, right?

        [–]unicorn787 2 points3 points ago

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        oh wow I had no idea!

        [–]j_win 30 points31 points ago

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        Everyone looks better in 2010 than they did in 1987.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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        I know I do, but then again it's really not hard to look better than you did when you were a fetus.

        [–]juanfranela 0 points1 point ago

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        Not the girls I dated in '87.

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          [–]kewlboyee 1 point2 points ago

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          "The manager and promoter has confessed to shelling out nearly half a million dollars on cosmetic surgery, but says she keeps her eyes and lips as is." http://www.life.com/gallery/48961/image/96202749#index/31

          [–]hhurr 1 point2 points ago

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          Pamela Anderson in 1990, she looks so young.

          [–]dyboc 0 points1 point ago

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          Wikipedia says she was around 23 then but, damn, she still looks almost underage to me in that picture.

          [–]Sinkytown 0 points1 point ago

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          Maybe that's the secret? She looks great!

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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          yikes! @ all of that.

          [–]Ringodadingo 0 points1 point ago

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          not 2010... jus' sayin'

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            [–]JCPseudo 97 points98 points ago

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            Almost didn't believe you. Source.

            [–]saucemoney 13 points14 points ago

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            Oh god. Janice Dickinson used to be hot.

            [–]kylegetsspam 15 points16 points ago

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            Pamela Anderson too. D:

            [–]greenrobot 5 points6 points ago

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            I was thinking the same thing! She was super pretty in that first picture.

            [–]GunnerMcGrath 2 points3 points ago

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            That's not even a good pic of her when she was young.

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              [–]CompanionCone 1 point2 points ago

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              Well she was one of the world's first super models... I'm sure she could have gotten older quite gracefully, too bad she opted for the plastic fantastic route.

              [–]3point1four 23 points24 points ago

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              I didn't believe him. Thanks for proving it.

              [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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              It's pretty obvious it's them. Kids these days...

              [–]3point1four 0 points1 point ago

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              that old gag

              [–]greenbird23 10 points11 points ago

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              Christ crapping on a Krispy Kream! How the fuck to plastic surgeons make money! With the exception of only a few most of those are either just as ugly or uglier after surgery.

              Damn I wish I could get paid a shit ton to do absolutely nothing helpful for people with to much money.

              [–]ambiguousexualcoment 28 points29 points ago

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              Keep in mind that a lot of these people are 20-30 years older in the "after" picture. Time does a lot more damage than a plastic surgeon.

              [–]mossadi 3 points4 points ago

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              Agreed, but time sure isn't the blame for turning Lisa Rinna into the Joker.

              [–]GunnerMcGrath 5 points6 points ago

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              The problem is that they are trying not to look old, and that's exactly what they look like: someone old trying to look young.

              Old people look better natural. You can't be 50 and still think you're going to look like you did when you were 20. Instead you can be a great looking 50 year old. So many of those people would look much better if they'd just accepted their wrinkles.

              [–]Paperloader 4 points5 points ago

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              I came here to say this. To compare a 20 year old Courtney Cox to the 43 year old version is cruel at best lol.

              [–]toadwarrior 0 points1 point ago

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              I wager in a lot of cases they wouldn't look that bad but they're being shallow as hell either for themselves or their career.

              [–]I_RACE_CATS[S] 14 points15 points ago

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              But it makes them so shiny!

              [–]Rebelius 1 point2 points ago

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              what's changed about jennifer aniston, apart from her age?

              [–]greenbird23 0 points1 point ago

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              She was about the same really. One of the few.

              [–]feimin 0 points1 point ago

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              nose job

              [–]mostprobably 14 points15 points ago

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              if you scroll through a bit more you can see what pamela anderson looked like in 1990. i'd actually tap the hell outta that.

              [–]krishary 9 points10 points ago

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              you are so generous :)

              [–]SweetNeo85 2 points3 points ago

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              You may also enjoy this page.

              [–]fingerguns 8 points9 points ago

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              You'd have sex with a young Pamela Anderson? Whatever, sicko.

              [–]mostprobably 6 points7 points ago

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              i was just surprised at how different she looked. a completely different person. and as for that montag chick, she was pretty decent too, but i guess she literally wanted to become a plastic barbie doll?

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                [–]brantyr 10 points11 points ago

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                TIL Pamela Anderson was actually quite cute at one point. Never would have expected it of the hideous beast!

                [–]MidnightTurdBurglar 5 points6 points ago

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                Quite cute is an understatement. At one point, the woman incarnated sex appeal. She's way past her expiration date now sure. I didn't realize that her past glory is now worthy of surprise with the internets and all preserving time through photos.

                I've noticed a general trend. Drop dead "hot" women tend to age much quicker than drop dead "pretty" women. Brad Pitt may have jumped ship to Angelina but her looks are fading fast. Aniston on the other hand is almost as pretty today as she was in her twenties. Look a Kelly Lebrock. Look at Bridgette Nelson, Ursala Anderson... the list goes on and on. "Hot" women lose it. The Halle Berry's and Jane Fonda's keep it.

                [–]Defender 2 points3 points ago

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                Elizabeth Hurley actually seems to get more attractive with age. She defies physics.

                [–]jsmayne 4 points5 points ago

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                she is British. they steel the life force of asian woman after they turn 50.

                [–]MidnightTurdBurglar 0 points1 point ago

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                Hurley was the best lead actress in the Austin Powers movies... this speaks more about the badness of the girls to follow than Hurley's talents.

                [–]brantyr 0 points1 point ago

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                I know I don't pay at much attention to pop culture as most but surely you're only going to see recent images of the woman unless you deliberately look for old photos (and why would I bother given how ugly the current version is?)

                [–]CompanionCone -1 points0 points ago

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                Ehr... one of these two is "losing" their looks, and it's not her... That's a recent photo btw (Cannes 2011) and a press red carpet shot, so no/very little shopping.

                [–]test_alpha 10 points11 points ago

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                Fuck me, it's Colonel Sanders, come back to finish off the rest of the chickens.

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                  [–]HateToSayItBut 0 points1 point ago

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                  Just curious how old you are to think Pamela Anderson is a hideous beast.

                  [–]brantyr 0 points1 point ago

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                  mid 20s. The pic in the article really highlights it but she always looks ridiculous and not at all attractive

                  [–]HateToSayItBut 0 points1 point ago

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                  http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/pamela-anderson/pamela-anderson-wallpapers-6.jpg

                  [–]brantyr 0 points1 point ago

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                  http://www.life.com/gallery/48961/image/96202749#index/40

                  [–]nannaisgod 0 points1 point ago

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                  I knew Pamela was pretty once but this shit blows your mind

                  http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TBC_F_VZE3I/AAAAAAABVRs/YQIyktnCBKE/s1600/young_pamela_anderson_01.jpg

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                    [–]winosmith 3 points4 points ago

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                    Oh my god. What happened to Heidi Montag is a crime. She was so much better looking in the 'before' pictures!!

                    [–]Nailpolished 2 points3 points ago

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                    She also can't eat properly anymore, her face got really fucked after having plasticsurgery.

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                      [–]Liar_tuck 163 points164 points ago

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                      I did not know they were Mormons.

                      [–]Secrete_Persona 16 points17 points ago*

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                      Ants are a hellova drug. Edit: It's fine to make up words like hellova but an accidental apostrophe that really chaps my hide.

                      [–]ifindthishumerus 1 point2 points ago

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                      Or a missing comma...

                      [–]heyfella 4 points5 points ago

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                      HOLY SHIT HERE COMES AN S!

                      [–]sterance 12 points13 points ago

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                      The S is for "sucks".

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                        [–]froderick 2 points3 points ago

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                        How can you tell?

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                          [–]perogies 84 points85 points ago

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                          Holy shit that woman has had a lot of plastic surgery.

                          [–]foreignthumbwarning 41 points42 points ago

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                          and holy shit that man hasn't

                          [–]Phunk131 9 points10 points ago

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                          Actually, he has.

                          [–]piglet24 20 points21 points ago

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                          She looks like she's lost alot of weight since then

                          [–][deleted] 92 points93 points ago

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                          a lot*

                          http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html

                          [–]gwillyn 2 points3 points ago

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                          That's not how you do it. If you're going to call someone out you have to draw the alot in question.

                          [–]LennyPalmer 18 points19 points ago

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                          The writer of this comic is genius. Not because it's the funniest thing I've seen, or the cleverest thing I've seen, but because it is linked more than anything else I have ever seen on the internet. She is a genius because she figured out a way to have her site linked every single time anyone ever types the word 'alot'. We fucking get it, though, 'alot' isn't a real word. I've already seen the comic. Everybody has already seen the comic. I would be surprised if the person you are correcting hadn't already seen the comic.

                          [–]StuartGibson 15 points16 points ago

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                          I had not seen this and have been on the Internet since the time when rotten.com was popular.

                          [–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 3 points4 points ago

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                          fuck you rotten.com is still popular

                          [–]anagramgoeshere 6 points7 points ago

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                          never heard of it

                          [–]mossadi 8 points9 points ago

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                          It used to be extraordinarily popular pre and early 2000s, the first well known gore site. Every new addition to the website was like some unbelievable mind blowing glimpse into material that nobody else dared show. Now that you have websites posting new gore every 3 seconds Rotten is unbelievably dated and archaic. The site design and updating style hasn't been changed in 10 years and nothing they post has anywhere near the impact it once did.

                          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                          b0g.org

                          [–]TMI-nternets 0 points1 point ago

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                          Those were the days.,

                          [–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

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                          yes you have.

                          [–]TheQuips 1 point2 points ago*

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                          best handle of 2011 award goes to: Up-The-Butt_Jesus

                          Does any body do this for all things Reddit? Have annual awards for stuff?

                          Have the proposal printed up and on my desk by Monday

                          [–]wakko_warner 1 point2 points ago

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                          Also, ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

                          [–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

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                          Thank you for the award! Here's yours.

                          [–]TheQuips 1 point2 points ago

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                          I can't accept this!! ~stunned~

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                            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                            She had the stomach band surgery i believe

                            [–]ok_stopdots 3 points4 points ago

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                            I believe she had gastric bypass at some point.

                            [–]_jamil_ 0 points1 point ago

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                            She has been quoted saying that people are more accepting of a drug addict than of someone who is overweight, so she put those words to action and got a gastric bypass. The comments here on reddit pretty much prove her statements.

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                              [–]phormality 1 point2 points ago

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                              She has been pretty open about all the stuff she has had done.

                              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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                              I don't think she had... had.

                              [–]azn_Fenix 38 points39 points ago

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                              BARK AT THE MOON

                              DA DA DA DA DA DA DUM DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DA DA Ddum DA AD du BARK AT TEH MOON!

                              [–]Alex908 2 points3 points ago

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                              I LOVE THIS

                              [–]taterpig 22 points23 points ago

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                              Is the right side of the couch missing a leg? The 'skirt' is on the ground on that side and appears to be leaning. I've seen the pic a million times but just noticed this!

                              [–]muddythewaters 19 points20 points ago

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                              This is the first time I have ever seen him without sunglasses.

                              [–]EverGlow89 15 points16 points ago

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                              I was wondering what was making him look so weird to me.

                              [–]Dringus 11 points12 points ago

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                              Looking at this, I imagine him stringing together a coherent sentence.

                              [–]heathcat 7 points8 points ago

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                              The law of conservation of cute applies to the Osbournes. As Sharon get's better looking, Ozzy doesn't.

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                              [–]LutraPeregrina 5 points6 points ago

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                              Osbournes? More like the Osmonds.

                              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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                              HOLY JEAN SKIRT-AND-JACKET-COMBO BATMAN!

                              [–]FreezerDust 10 points11 points ago

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                              Did anyone else notice Ozzy's shoes?

                              [–]madlove 7 points8 points ago

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                              Holy shit it's Sam Wise Gamgee

                              [–]tieranasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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                              YES! Came to say the same thing.

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                                [–]nomzombeh 2 points3 points ago

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                                Ozzy looks like Sean Astin right thur.

                                [–]Supervisor194 7 points8 points ago

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                                After watching The Osbournes I don't wonder for one minute why these two got together.

                                [–]SwellJoe 19 points20 points ago

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                                From what I've seen/read, Ozzy owes Sharon a lot. Probably his entire solo career, and possibly his life.

                                What she gets out of the deal, I dunno...she was already rich when they got married. But, Ozzy is pretty awesome, so I guess that's enough.

                                [–]thelandlady 1 point2 points ago

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                                When she took Ozzy on her dad cut her off from everything. She was banking on his career to take off...and was making her own money. She was pretty broke when she got Ozzy his first solo contract. She has done pretty well for herself in the long run and Ozzy does owe her his whole solo career...doesn't make her any less evil.

                                [–]mikelieman 2 points3 points ago

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                                Yeah, like having to tour when he should just be hanging out at home relaxing...

                                [–]mfskarphedin 9 points10 points ago

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                                Notice how the couch leg is broken under her. I guess she's lost some weight since then...

                                [–]ThisOpenFist 6 points7 points ago

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                                She may have been pregnant.

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                                  [–]mcizawa 2 points3 points ago

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                                  It looks like a blue collar Birmingham steel worker and his plump housewife. Oh wait, it is! He just took a break in the 70's to start a little band.

                                  [–]deadbunny 28 points29 points ago

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                                  Further proof of how hard the 80's sucked

                                  [–]joetromboni 23 points24 points ago

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                                  more like they rocked

                                  [–]noyurawk 12 points13 points ago

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                                  The 80's were merciless and spared no one. Hard rockers turning into yuppies wearing pastel colors... just sad.

                                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                  The disco invasion in the 70's traumatized many brave men.

                                  [–]ThisOpenFist 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Benefit of the doubt: They're in a hospital waiting room wearing scrubs and maternity clothes because Sharon is pregnant.

                                  If not, glad I missed the 80's.

                                  [–]acousticpizzas 10 points11 points ago

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                                  I'm amazed at the kind of comments here. Almost all of them are ridiculing the picture, with some comments a variation on the lines of 'ewww, LOL' with varying degrees of unkindness. Honestly Reddit, can't we see this for what it is? Yes, it is a picture of two ridiculously famous people, but the people in that picture happen to be just that - people. When I first saw this, I actually thought it was an awesome picture - not one that I've seen before. Sorry it doesn't meet the impossible standards of glamorization and photoshopped perfection that is set by contemporary media. I think it's a beautiful picture.

                                  [–]Megapope 3 points4 points ago

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                                  looks through rest of website

                                  FUCKING AGE GRACEFULLY PEOPLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

                                  [–]kr3wTraveLeR 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Wha...?

                                  [–]daringescape 1 point2 points ago

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                                  does. not. compute.

                                  [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                  cocaine is one hell of a drug.

                                  [–]BustyMcLeod 1 point2 points ago

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                                  They look so... Suburban. It's weird.

                                  [–]randomprecision 1 point2 points ago

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                                  this is sort of a sad picture. In 87, Ozzy was really super fucked up on drugs and he and Sharon almost split. He went into rehab instead. This is after that - see the short hair? He cut it himself and like... sent it to her ala Van Gogh before rehab.

                                  [–]Creepwood 1 point2 points ago

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                                  God they look happy.

                                  [–]kneaders 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Where the hell can I get a pair of those kicks?!

                                  [–]sawbutter 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Yet another karma whoring

                                  [–]icen 1 point2 points ago

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                                  What? The King of the fucking Darkness doesn't wear white socks!

                                  [–]inthrees 1 point2 points ago

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                                  I had white pants back then too.

                                  [–]DigDugDude 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Sean Astin & his mom, 1987

                                  [–]pantsoff 1 point2 points ago

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                                  Looks like Sharon is not "sharing the load" on that poor sofa. Please tell me I am not the only one seeing a resemblance here.

                                  [–]IgoZoom 1 point2 points ago

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                                  WHY IS THE COUCH BROKEN? O_O

                                  [–]fredbnh 2 points3 points ago

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                                  God, they look so, so, so fucking middle class white people-like.

                                  [–]DrCliffHuxtable 2 points3 points ago

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                                  They look like Tim & Eric.

                                  [–]SIRjimmypage 6 points7 points ago

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                                  Jebus - the Ozzy I knew was the face of Sabbath and the current mad man he is - what the FUCK happened in between? It's like if Osama were a psychopath in 1972, but became a florist and gay rights activist before ordering 9/11.

                                  [–]Dylan_Ram_Brick 0 points1 point ago

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                                  You forget that Ozzy was a born again Christian during a period with Sabbath. (Look at the lyrics on the album Master of Reality).

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                                    [–]breakingrobertsrules 2 points3 points ago

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                                    Why did everyone in the 80's think periwinkle was an acceptable color?

                                    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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                                    Cornflower Blue.

                                    [–]nomzombeh 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Faked acid wash.

                                    [–]analogkid01 2 points3 points ago

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                                    "I'm the Prince of Fucking Darkness, I can't have pastels..."

                                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Anyone else think they kind of look like brother and sister?

                                    [–]kneaders 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Nice Canadian wedding dress!

                                    [–]bblemonade 0 points1 point ago

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                                    That wasn't making them enough money.

                                    [–]Already_Drunk 0 points1 point ago

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                                    you call that a picture!??!?!?

                                    [–]pyro138 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Aaah, pre-media whore Sharon. I still remember back in the day thinking "Ozzy married...what?"

                                    [–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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                                    epic shoes

                                    [–]singingfish42 0 points1 point ago

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                                    My friend from school lived next door to them around that time. Lots of loud shouting, followed by moving out not much later. From the Ozbourne family.

                                    [–]Reenk44 0 points1 point ago

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                                    I want those shoes!!!

                                    [–]mmmtoast 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Kinda reminds me of Dick Valentine. Anyone?

                                    [–]hollarpeenyo 0 points1 point ago

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                                    I wouldn't have had sex in the 80s... PERIOD

                                    [–]CompanionCone 0 points1 point ago

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                                    They look so cute... :X

                                    [–]spleefmaboff 0 points1 point ago

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                                    take away her hair and she resembles the troll face from those side splitting comics that keep popping up on this site.

                                    [–]thecatdoesdrugs 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Wait.

                                    Really?

                                    [–]daveloper 0 points1 point ago

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                                    NSFL

                                    [–]fuelter 0 points1 point ago

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                                    wtf happened to him?

                                    [–]Ragemon 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

                                    [–]MrX742 0 points1 point ago

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                                    wow they are totally different now

                                    [–]Utasora 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Wut.

                                    [–]Turbonoodle 0 points1 point ago

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                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdEL8zK1ePc&feature=player_detailpage#t=420s

                                    [–]fogmachine 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Directed by Eric Wareheim.

                                    [–]voNlKONov 0 points1 point ago

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                                    How is this the most frightening picture of him that I have ever seen?

                                    [–]wilc8650 0 points1 point ago

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                                    TIL Those bogus magnetic wristbands existed in the 80's.

                                    Reference

                                    [–]Bhaald 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Looks like Sharon broke her side of the couch!

                                    [–]Lowlah 0 points1 point ago

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                                    I saw that too. Weird.

                                    [–]machzel08 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Ahh back in the day when he had a central nervous system

                                    [–]Lee1066 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Ozzie, idiot, biting heads of animals.

                                    [–]sleeper141 0 points1 point ago

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                                    wasn't this part of a photo shoot, like, an ironic joking kind of thing?

                                    [–]Pjotor 0 points1 point ago

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                                    I find this kind of relevant.

                                    [–]AvoidingIowa 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Sam! Get off your lazy ass and help Frodo get to Morodor!

                                    [–]Jeepersca 0 points1 point ago

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                                    No one survived the 80's. no one.

                                    [–]onionjuicer 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Is he wearing one of those magnetic healing bracelets?

                                    [–]Absolutemenetch 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Ozzy looks like Samwise

                                    [–]Jaws666 0 points1 point ago

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                                    I hate sharron osbourne with a passion. God fucking damn she's an annoying bitch.

                                    [–]manicmonty 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Was that before Ozzy had to choke a bitch?

                                    [–]sandslsh23 0 points1 point ago

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                                    wut tha

                                    [–]nathanyanagiya99 0 points1 point ago

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                                    why are they wearing shoes inside?

                                    [–]AllDesperadoStation 0 points1 point ago

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                                    Creepy.

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                                    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

                                    [–]angelmeat 0 points1 point ago

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                                    That dude on the left looks like my uncle. That dude on the right looks like my dad after his sex change.

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