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Fuck it, why not? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]TVToke 156 points157 points ago

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This gives a whole new meaning to the skater/trees sterotype

[–]tricolon 93 points94 points ago

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Talk about branching out.

[–]alexman17c 60 points61 points ago

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Really sticking it to the man.

[–]-Tack 51 points52 points ago

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He must have deeply-rooted values.

[–]Joubin 78 points79 points ago

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wood

[–]Tuqui0 34 points35 points ago

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Boner.

I'm doing it right?

[–]NMcAdams 33 points34 points ago

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Yes. Yes yew are.

[–]Amp3r 32 points33 points ago

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I think knot

[–]Krushed_RED_pepperR 27 points28 points ago

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First you have to log off reddit

[–]neversleep 20 points21 points ago*

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Wood you stop these puns already?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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You mean leave

[–]Lemerth 11 points12 points ago

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your are barking up the wrong tree

[–]shane108 12 points13 points ago*

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i like how you italicized barking but not tree...

EDIT: also, you are or you're should replace "your are"

just sayin...

[–]Jslumpt 10 points11 points ago

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I've just gotten out of bed and logged on to Reddit and your comment just reminded me of my dream last night in which I cracked that joke and it was damn comedy genius. Someone had a business of selling treehouses or something and was looking to expand and I was all "good luck branching out!".. can't remember how well it was received by the dream people though. I hope it didn't fall flat because it is going to be really awkward if I see them again tonight. Fuck it I just think I'm not going to sleep, I'd rather that than the awkward looks to be honest.. judgemental entrepreneurial treehouse bastards.

[–]lofi76 2 points3 points ago

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And here I was thinking comment #1 would be about a guy having wood.

[–]SurfingSanitysEdge -3 points-2 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/i3dc9/what_are_the_outer_most_limits_to_your_picture_of/

[–]madroxinide 57 points58 points ago

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I FUCKING NEED ONE OF THESE

[–]AngeloPappas 29 points30 points ago

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Seems easy enough to make yourself. Get to work!

[–]stanfan114 32 points33 points ago

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Work? What is work?

[–]Amp3r 19 points20 points ago

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Something that happens outside. I think dust and dirt is involved

[–]DirtyMcNasty 5 points6 points ago

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sweat 'n bloood

[–]DrChoco 4 points5 points ago

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and honour

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]madroxinide 0 points1 point ago

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I looked through the woods a bit here in Maine. I didn't find the right candidate though. I didn't look very hard. :(

[–]Uriniass -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks like a huge ass weed stalk converted.

[–]crazyshit723 17 points18 points ago

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That's fucking neat. And creative.

[–]g00dGrief 12 points13 points ago

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It's log, log, it's big it's heavy it's wood!

[–]mattyj 4 points5 points ago

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It's log, it's log. It's better than bad, it's good.

[–]chronicvape 1 point2 points ago

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hey that wood ran over my dog :(

[–]balling 34 points35 points ago

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THIS HAS 0 DOWNVOTES HOLY SHIT, 10:16 pm with 115 uptokes

[–]hupo224 14 points15 points ago

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10:19 pm 3 downvotes

[–]balling 16 points17 points ago

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I jinxed it :(

[–]hupo224 10 points11 points ago

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10:28 pm 2 downvotes :D

[–]greywood 15 points16 points ago

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4:33am (in spain), and only 6 down votes to 203 uptokes. will prob smoke a joint now and login on alternate acount to upvote, bc holy shit youre riding a branch.

[–]hupo224 6 points7 points ago

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11:29 pm 87 downvotes brb crying

[–]GetaPizza 1 point2 points ago

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6:20 am 1087 downvotes

[–]NicksterHipster 3 points4 points ago

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You do know that reddit fudges the numbers, right?

[–]hupo224 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe.

[–]Irrelevant_Trousers 0 points1 point ago

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hahahah This is so true

[–]andbberger 10 points11 points ago

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Pssssst

The displayed number of downvotes isn't necessarily as many as the post has actually received. Votes are fuzzed.

[–]Amp3r 4 points5 points ago

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I really hate this fact and do not understand why it is so. Seems like a contradiction of what we want reddit to be

[–]andbberger 4 points5 points ago

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I believe you can find the explanation in the FAQ.

[–]noogums42 6 points7 points ago

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Holy Fuck, that's awesome.

[–]pewpewLASERzap 15 points16 points ago

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What kind of trucks is he using? This would be killer with some Revenge's thrown on. Carving would be amazing I bet.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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LOL YOU SAID CARVING.

[–]pewpewLASERzap 5 points6 points ago

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Oh man, that was completely unintentional.

[–]rowdyonthevex 1 point2 points ago

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youre a genius and you dont even know it

thats the best kind of genius

[–]mikenike605 -1 points0 points ago

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ew...revenges?

[–]pewpewLASERzap 0 points1 point ago

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I would never throw my Randal's on that. Revenge's would work fine and I wouldn't cry if they got damaged.

[–]redbluemangle 17 points18 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/8W3ig.jpg

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[–]redbluemangle 1 point2 points ago

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Riding on a long branch? Are you High?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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No, she's a witch!

A witch! Get her, she's a witch!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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BURN THE WITCH!

[–]redbluemangle 2 points3 points ago

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LET'S SEE IF SHE FLOATS!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Took me a few seconds... but then i shat birx.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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What am I looking at here?

[–]Pwalex 5 points6 points ago

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A Toronto street car (Queen Street route, by the way) which says "long branch" as its route information.

[–]CannabisCas 1 point2 points ago

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You missed that the first 3 numbers are 420!

[–]Pwalex 1 point2 points ago

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Shit! So I did. I still think "long branch" is more appropriate to the posted image though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Care to explain?

[–]DirtyMcNasty 1 point2 points ago

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420 LONG BRANCH

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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4204 Long Branch. Close, but not quite.

[–]TechnoL33T 3 points4 points ago

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Someone downvoted you, and I felt that you didn't deserve it. Uptoke!

[–]mista0sparkle 0 points1 point ago

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While I don't understand the relation (long branch, is that it?), it surely is a beautiful image... uptoke worthy for r/pics, and everything is uptoke worthy here, so, uptoke.

[–]norskepicurean 4 points5 points ago

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Neato!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Razor scooter original prototype

[–]docta_pepper 2 points3 points ago

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Things just went downhill from there

[–]Krxe 5 points6 points ago

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This.....I require....

[–]foreverhalcyon8 4 points5 points ago

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looks like eucalyptus. California? I'm making one.

[–]mewtashun 4 points5 points ago

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sporting wood!

[–]downwiththebrown 2 points3 points ago

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that looks like the log the grinch used for max's antlers. makes me laugh every time.

[–]BONUSBOX 4 points5 points ago

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hipster-primitivism

[–]notmyname 1 point2 points ago

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Primativeipsterism

[–]Heferti 3 points4 points ago

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It's a "Logboard"!

[–]kermalou 4 points5 points ago

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Ummm wouldn't it break?

[–]Ageroth 27 points28 points ago

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Skateboards break all the time.

[–]Trisomic 17 points18 points ago

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You can buy a new deck anywhere. An L-shaped tree limb, on the other hand...

[–]0isin 41 points42 points ago

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Are free!

[–]Trisomic 20 points21 points ago

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I know when I've been bested.

[–]Ageroth 9 points10 points ago

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What, do you thing that shit just grows on trees or something???

Ninja Edits: I replied before seeing your concede to defeat. I feel my point still stands

[–]bwaxxlo 5 points6 points ago

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Trees takes you everywhere!

[–]Residue 2 points3 points ago

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Lul wat?

[–]Bongpig 2 points3 points ago

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There is absolutely no reason why not

[–]lvltwo 7 points8 points ago

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This is genious...

[–]crackshot91 6 points7 points ago

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...squints

Not sure if intentional...

[–]lvltwo 6 points7 points ago

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Totally unintentional.

[–]crackshot91 3 points4 points ago

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I love you. :3

[–]starduzt 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit that's fucking awesome

[–]InBrainWeTrust 1 point2 points ago

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BARNEY!!!

[–]mitchij2004 1 point2 points ago

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What kinda low rent shit are we talking about here?

[–]Slappy_MC_Garglenutz 1 point2 points ago

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Post-modern version?

[–]veringer 1 point2 points ago

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Was this, by chance, taken in Vienna Austria? I swear I just saw this guy there.

[–]AudienceOfOne 1 point2 points ago

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yeah it is, I saw him yesterday and I was stoked!

[–]veringer 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! I was on vacation in Vienna about 2 weeks ago, somewhere near the Burgtheater, I just looked over to my girlfriend and said, "That guy is riding a tree branch on wheels." Now he's haunting me on Reddit. It's a small and strange world we live in.

[–]l3373r_7h3n_u 1 point2 points ago

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Macgyver lives! And apparently smokes weed.

[–]Jymox 1 point2 points ago

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That just looks straight UNCOMFORTABLE!

[–]mikenike605 1 point2 points ago

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Portland?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck it?

No, I don't think so. That ass doesn't turn me on.

[–]ciplol 1 point2 points ago

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i DEMAND to see IT in ACTION

[–]Outtie_5000[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I posted this...went to a party...came home, slept, woke up... 3000 upvotes. If this was on the front page...miss it.

[–]grandoiseau 1 point2 points ago

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this seems unstable

[–]SaulSilver 1 point2 points ago

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Smoke trees while riding trees. I like it.

[–]m0llusk 0 points1 point ago

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I always wanted to be a lumberjack!

[–]SarahMayPeace 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're my soul mate :)

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

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Continue up and put another set of trust on the vertical 'handle', so that you can switch facing from front to forward without turning around.

[–]TurduckenII 0 points1 point ago

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So that you can switch facing from front to forward without turning around.

I think you accidentally a backward.

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

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Always facing forward.

DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT.

[–]grumbles 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell is this in tre—Oh, I see. Carry on.

[–]WazzupNz 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmmm, it appears that this young man has somehow persuaded a tree into growing wheels on one of it's branches so that he may use it for his transportation!

[–]trippin-balls 0 points1 point ago

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Clicked on this link from the homepage at about [7]. So fucking happy that it came from r/trees

[–]corrupted_one 0 points1 point ago

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This gives a whole new meaning to the skater/trees sterotype

[–]Monsieur-Anana 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yes dude! Love the tree skateboard

[–]Tsami3 0 points1 point ago

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Genius

[–]RedditInVivoClub MFLB 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best idea I've seen in a while. Oh wow.

[–]machine0101 0 points1 point ago

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needs griptape and stickers.

[–]LurkForever 0 points1 point ago

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that is sooo hot!

[–]JAYeryDAY 0 points1 point ago

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his STeeZ is OFF. THE. CHART.

[–]ArchGuru 0 points1 point ago

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looks like he's riding in critical mass--big bike protest every month in major cities where you ride and stop traffic

[–]BuckFutt993 0 points1 point ago

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At least he isn't pushing mongo.

[–]wkdadam 0 points1 point ago

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God damn I want to make that. i'm a skateboarder [8]

[–]Dsenff 0 points1 point ago

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Entboard, the ultimate in treesportation.

[–]GunRaptor 0 points1 point ago

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I should start a company that makes these....

[–]listento 0 points1 point ago

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tony hawk should try that

[–]johndenny 0 points1 point ago

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man, you can put wheels on anythingg

[–]Siegemode 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster skater; rode a scooter before industrial materials for the manufacture of scooters even existed

[–]TurduckenII 0 points1 point ago

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Why, he smithied the wheels himself!

[–]NickelPig 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the greatest things ive ever fucking seen.

[–]AsianBorat 0 points1 point ago

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I like it!

[–]duderin0 -1 points0 points ago

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fucking hipsters, how do they work?

[–]Amnesiac503 -1 points0 points ago

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If I tried to ride that thing being as stoned as I am I would have massive ankle sprains.

[–]SARSM0NKEY -1 points0 points ago

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because skateboards are too mainstream

[–]opticLens -1 points0 points ago

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Treebeards dick poacher

[–]youngceb -1 points0 points ago

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Thats a new meaning to '' riding the dead nature''

[–]awsomeliciousme -1 points0 points ago

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Like a boss

[–]Wexx -1 points0 points ago

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Saw this on the frontpage and was like "this must be from trees..." and sure enough, I go to the comments...

[–]fireinthesky7 -1 points0 points ago

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Uptoke for being resourceful.

[–]lawlm -2 points-1 points ago

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lol EPIC

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Because it's fucking stupid.

[–]M_Night_Shamalaman -3 points-2 points ago

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Directed by M. Night Shamalaman.

[–]neruda_ -3 points-2 points ago

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That is fucking righteous.

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