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[–]NichaelBluth 14 points15 points ago

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my dad's a reposter

[–]GregOttawa 1 point2 points ago

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I read this story in "Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul"

[–]ilikecommunitylots 11 points12 points ago

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Weaving? No, that's a man's game. My dad weaves.

[–]denjin 1 point2 points ago

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My Grandfather was a weaver.

[–]mb9023 1 point2 points ago

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I come from a family of weavers.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm weaving at the moment, actually.

[–]HerculesBacon 1 point2 points ago

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I'm driving and weaving.

[–]denjin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm weaving right now.

[–]Callumlfc69 29 points30 points ago

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Correction, it's Mum. They even say so themselves.

[–]twentygreen 12 points13 points ago

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Quite honestly, I can't even say "Mom" without laughing.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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MAWM

[–]retshalgo 3 points4 points ago

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It's the same for me, but vice versa.

[–]kyonz 5 points6 points ago

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Being a New Zealander myself, I approve this message - Mum's the word.

[–]rockhopper92 5 points6 points ago

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Really reddit? We can't wait more than a week to repost this?

[–]kkihs 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously. Might have (and when I say might have I mean definitely did) posted this two days ago. Same recycled comments too.

[–]noahwhiteman24 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for mentioning the best show ever to exist on this planet.

[–]CylonOven 1 point2 points ago

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What show?

[–]ferdinandsalzberg 0 points1 point ago

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[–]noahwhiteman24 0 points1 point ago

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Flight of the concords. It's hilarious!

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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After Arrested Development. :)

[–]mb9023 2 points3 points ago

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Always an upvote for FotC

[–]Snapdad 0 points1 point ago

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I just read that in his voice.

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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This show is so awesome!

[–]its-funny-because 0 points1 point ago

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it's ironic that his father is a women's right activist yet doesn't allow his mother to be

[–]GoingCommando -1 points0 points ago

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Sorry to hear that, buddy.