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[–]stengerse 3 points4 points ago

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Where's the second question ?

[–]talitus 2 points3 points ago

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I kept reading all the As are 2 also.

[–]therealsylvos 3 points4 points ago

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I heard a similar joke different punch line, Q:"Excuse me,..." Israeli:"What's Excuse me?"

[–]Jawajoey 0 points1 point ago

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I've heard another variation that used different American regions, and it was the New Yorker who had that punch line.

[–]okiclick 3 points4 points ago

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There's an expended version of this: "Please give us your honest opinion to the solution for food scarcity in the rest of the world."

  • Southern American: "What's please?"
  • Eastern Europe: "What's honest?"
  • China: "What's opinion?"
  • Middle East: "What's solution?"
  • Africa: "What's food?"
  • Western Europe: "What's scarcity?"
  • USA: "What's the rest of the world?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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One of Emperor answered: Why don't they eat meat?

[–]Secondbaseninja 1 point2 points ago

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Europe wins

[–]lollerkeet 1 point2 points ago

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That does sum up the last half millenia quite well.

[–]Calpa -1 points0 points ago

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Well.. northern Europe.

[–]todesbratze 1 point2 points ago

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The best Europe.

[–]nimitzhunter 0 points1 point ago

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repost.

[–]Unrealmach 0 points1 point ago

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Well what is it, we are waiting with bated breath...

[–]virulentRant 0 points1 point ago

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xenophobia at its finest.

[–]bobby7897 -1 points0 points ago

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what is repost?

[–]SchroeKatz 0 points1 point ago

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That's racist. And funny.

[–]Radasaur -1 points0 points ago

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Why do they all have the same skin tone.

[–]lollerkeet 1 point2 points ago

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White people live in every country.

[–]Radasaur -2 points-1 points ago

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I DIDNT SAY THEY WERE WHITE. Racist.