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[–]cdnBacon 4 points5 points ago

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Just this morning I woke up and shot an elephant in my wedding dress ....

How it got in my wedding dress I will never know. Wa Wa.

[–]daanishh[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Kill bill!

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

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Kill Mbutu!

[–]RedGreendit 4 points5 points ago

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Shotgun wedding anyone?

[–]thanimal 2 points3 points ago

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bet there's a really nice backstory to this photo.. :|

[–]Nebz604 2 points3 points ago

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Something along the lines of - Somali gangs superstitious belief that enemy bullets pick targets. Dress like someone else and bullet is confused and won't hit you.

Seriously.

[–]mclellac 0 points1 point ago

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Depends if they're wearing thick rimmed glasses or not.

[–]Nonoburg 0 points1 point ago

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anyone into the child soldier scene?

[–]40kfreak -4 points-3 points ago

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Africa: Pro-gun pro-gay

Southern USA: Pro-gun anti-gay

Africa > South?

[–]Teotwawki69 2 points3 points ago

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Parts of Africa make the kind of anti-gay in the US look positively quaint.

[–]40kfreak -1 points0 points ago

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Parts of Africa make the kind of FOOD in the US look positively quaint as well.

[–]Teotwawki69 1 point2 points ago

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You know what Ethiopian food tastes like?

That's okay. Neither do they...

[–]40kfreak 0 points1 point ago

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In Ethiopia when they see barcodes they think it's a picture of their family reunion.