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[–]smacksaw 71 points72 points ago

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Can't be that hard if someone not only has a phone, but has it out and recording video during a test.

[–]Ryanair 15 points16 points ago

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his chuckeling makes me chuckle

[–]AwesomeObliterator 78 points79 points ago

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*Teacher sees what happened

"Fuck it, you earned this."

[–]taibhse 36 points37 points ago

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"high five....now get to the fucking principals office."

[–]Tony_Snark 9 points10 points ago

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Breaking: Local teacher fired for profane language.

[–]X019 6 points7 points ago

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My science teacher in middle school told us a story about when he was student teaching. He went to his first day and there was one kid who was just a trouble maker. The who was supervising his teaching said that this kid was near impossible to control. The next day he went up to the kid, and whispers "don't fuck with me" into the kids ear. He didn't have any problems for that semester.

[–]throwmeaway76 4 points5 points ago

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My math teacher in middle school told us a story about when he had just started teaching in a problematic school, and some guy came with a knife, which my teacher promptly kicked out of his hand using some martial arts move. Now that I think about it, he was probably taking us all for a ride. Not that he was a pedophile, he was just screwing with us. Not that he was actually having intercourse with us, he was just fooling around. Not that he was actually fondling the students. Oh god, I just keep making it worse.

[–]nukethehomeless 0 points1 point ago

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No, the principal was just having sex at the time and teachers aren't supposed to say sex unless they are in a health class.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Imagine what he could do with ninja stars

[–]Aww_Shucks 0 points1 point ago

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I'd just let that thing fly right past my desk. I think I'll cheat another day. looks to the right as the kid's arm is bleed profusely

[–]anduin1 7 points8 points ago

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Ive seen better, that's easy to spot. I remember seeing a guy do the calculator trick, put in all the answers, hand it to the guy, thanking him out loud for letting him use his calculator, puts it in his bag. 5-10 min later second guy pulls it out and bingo.

[–]biochemguy 9 points10 points ago

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As a teacher, I thank you.

[–]excalo 2 points3 points ago

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This is why my prof always makes us clear the memory before sharing calculators.

[–]youRFate 1 point2 points ago

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lol yes, our calcs hat a "reset memory" push button on the back, so we had to lay our calcs upside down in front of us and the teacher pushed those buttons...but when you turned them around again the screen said "do you want to reset ALL memory, y/n?" :D

[–]78666CDC 0 points1 point ago

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I always hated that because I wrote lots of programs on my trusty old TI-83+.

[–]SuperTickles 0 points1 point ago

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I was absent for a test, borrowed another kids calculator. He had all the equations done on it. I finished that test quite quickly.

[–]j-kil 6 points7 points ago

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You're a fucking ninja!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS BLACK SORCERY?

[–]xguile 11 points12 points ago

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Huh? The other just looks tan to me.

[–]garysnail123 2 points3 points ago

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Then their laughing made the teacher turn around and caught them.

[–]Ianbuckjames 2 points3 points ago

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Must be a physics class.

[–]NvlPtl 1 point2 points ago

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When I got caught cheating in high school, it was usually because of my reaction to a very surprising new method of cheating. Like the dude's chuckle

[–]braggart1 1 point2 points ago

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they probably pulled an all nighter to get that one down!

[–]GuiltyGearDizzy 1 point2 points ago

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That's how it starts. Next time it's going to be a knife being spun into the person who is trying to cheat off him.

[–]WesleyG 0 points1 point ago

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By the amount their whole heartedly laughing throughout and the fact that I joined in and had the same effect ... I'd give you mad props if I saw that!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that was pretty sweet

[–]jtfine 0 points1 point ago

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Hey was just wondering, where did you get this?

[–]kitkong 0 points1 point ago

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And you can film stuff in that class!

[–]Tennouzan -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]biochemguy -2 points-1 points ago

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Wow! That was great! Terrible lyrics aside, it musically captures everything I loved about 80's rock. +1 upvote for you, sir! Sorta reminds me of Def Leppard Hystera era rock, too. Here's Animal for you. Not as upbeat, but equally 80's.

[–]wordzilla -1 points0 points ago

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Like a boss.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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like a boss.

[–]YaDunGoofed -2 points-1 points ago

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