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[–]terminalcomputer 1 point2 points ago

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Nice choice of color for the text.

[–]You_Mean_Fewer 0 points1 point ago

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And then they say, "Oh hey, You_Mean_Fewer! How's it going?"

I still wonder if it's me or the guy behind me has the same name.

[–]Ghost-13 0 points1 point ago

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The exact opposite happens to me. People will say things like "How's it going?" as I'm walking towards them, but I won't realize until after I've past them that they were talking to me. Then I have to do the awkward turnaround apology.

[–]hannahwartooth 0 points1 point ago

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You are now aware that when you squint to see said person, you look like you're glaring at them.

[–]odst239 0 points1 point ago

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Literally one of the worst ?social situations? ever.