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[–]krider91 50 points51 points ago

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Looks like we have a young Jim Halpert on our hands.

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[–]krider91 30 points31 points ago

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Well, I was just talking about the way the kid looks at the camera, but whatever makes you happy.

[–]ThaddyG 25 points26 points ago

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looks knowingly at the camera while oddsmaker1 rants

[–]munkigirl0 28 points29 points ago

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"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry."

[–]hiphoprising[S] 9 points10 points ago

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lol, "i promised myself i wouldnt cry"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"DAMNIT JIM DON'T YOU DO IT"

[–]lokithecomplex 26 points27 points ago

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The cat looks ashamed of itself. Like its thinking, "I need help, I hit those that love me"

[–]omnipotant 5 points6 points ago

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nah-more like : 'i just attacked an animal, but i'm declawed and it didn't hurt it at all. better go submissive before this guy tries to kill and eat me.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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"I'm just gonna pull on this tail to see what it does he-"
flurry of paw slaps
"Whelp...that answers that question."

[–]LNMagic[!] 4 points5 points ago

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I wonder if he does the same thing every time.

[–]Level1Troll 2 points3 points ago

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FOR SCIENCE

[–]g1zmo -1 points0 points ago

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You found the young offspring of a dog or wolf under the cat's tail?

[–]Limitedcomments 67 points68 points ago

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Baby: "hey dude hows the drum lessons going?"

Cat: SWEET DRUM SOLO

Baby: "...nigga knows his shit."

[–]BleuManGroup 14 points15 points ago

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"I like to play."

[–]laughitupfuzzball 8 points9 points ago

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*ting*    

[–]rickinyorkshire 1 point2 points ago

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It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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No Stairway? Denied!

[–]redmeanshelp 42 points43 points ago

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Our cats definitely pull their punches when disciplining the kids, especially when they were younger. No claws, just the light drubbing. Now that the kids are 9, the "second warning" shots have just the slightest amount of claw -- but second warnings are almost never needed.

TL:DR: our cats trained our children well.

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[–]hiphoprising[S] 1 point2 points ago

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this was made for canada

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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CTRL +/-

CTRL Mouse Wheel

CTRL Whine Whine Whine

[–]Interwhat -1 points0 points ago

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Get RES. You can click and drag to resize images

I've always wanted to use this button Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]Omnidarko 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Jackker 1 point2 points ago

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Just what i needed to clear my blocked nose. Thanks!

[–]bognogus 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sorry but the actual video with sound is a great deal funnier.

[–]TheDrunkenNarwhal 2 points3 points ago

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Tiny gif is tiny.

[–]pistachioshell 1 point2 points ago

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No fear, no surrender.

[–]pfkninenines 1 point2 points ago

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Mirror, if you don't want to wait 5 minutes for the gif to load

[–]Xeeman 1 point2 points ago

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Cat uses confusion!

It's super effective!

[–]Zomoco 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could keep my calm like this kid. My laughter just caused a whole room to stare at me like im crazy!

[–]Dave_Hulud 1 point2 points ago

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After the onslaught the cat was like "why is he not a bloody pulp?"

[–]realfinkployd 2 points3 points ago

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My baby laughs hysterically when the cat does that.

[–]TDesmo 2 points3 points ago

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Not a single fuck was given by that kid

[–]ayojerm -1 points0 points ago

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I hate cats. Downvote me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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They can be as malicious as they are cute.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Huh?

[–]jcroucher56 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who?

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

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This shit always gives me the lolz

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

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... >:D - >:3 - (EÒ_Ó)E - <:|

[–]Nizzler 0 points1 point ago

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Paws & rewind

[–]gpbprogeny 0 points1 point ago

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NO RECURSION

[–]Axin13 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing that cat was declawed

[–]BroadStreetElite 0 points1 point ago

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Cat has been watching IP Man

[–]amoorefan2 0 points1 point ago

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How do I wake up to this gif every day forever?

[–]kmadover 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of the few gifs that I actually laugh out loud at.

[–]jessi007 0 points1 point ago

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I used to bug my cat like that while growing up. He, however, was not kind enough to sheath the claws...

Younger Self: "Moooomyyyyyy" (dripping blood from claw marks) Momma: "What did we learn?"

Apparently, nothing.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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too bad the cat's de-clawed

[–]Simonific -1 points0 points ago

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Ha ha ha, I have no idea why I laughed so hard. Worth it.

[–]nermid -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like this baby is going to grow up to troll professionally.

[–]limer -1 points0 points ago

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8|

[–]internetchampion -1 points0 points ago

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fuck that cat

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why cats suck: the gif

[–]EducationBudget -4 points-3 points ago

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This image will be gone very soon. 4chan images don't stick around for long...

[–]zid 4 points5 points ago

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Good job that's from 420chan then.

[–]EducationBudget 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I sure feel dumb.